the boys narrate the internet

welcome to another boys video this is a very special boys video oh this is one that you've been waiting for it's all about your narrator a favorite guy the silky smooth bandit are you ready uh no soothe my ears narrator because my eyes can't feel anything at the moment we did not show narrator these prior to the video so he's going full on improv naruto we have compiled a variety of different things right first up three two one go here at kentuckian assisted living homes there was one man named deal and he's dreamed about finally passing on without his wife galeel i tell you what's the worst time i held here in my arms i i looked at her with such vigor but now she's with some weird spanish [ __ ] [Music] i hate it i always look at this photo and it always reminds me i'll never be able to keep it up like that young stallion [Laughter] here in all kinds of kentucky assisted living homes oh you can't oh you [ __ ] you're always cheap i do not cheat you just could never love is always in the air i love this book hey look a duck oh gerald that's a bird not a duck i always lived here for 74 years and when i tell you about the swing parties and orgies well i just clap along and we got bill here to play my favorite songs on the saxophone look out and then i heard uh stephanie helping me paint my hands are much more steadier from jerking off so long come to all of our impeccable staff they will take care of you and make oh yeah we're sorry to cut you off sonny i wasn't done talking i've lived here for three years with and coming from visits with my family it's been the greatest years of my life and every time they get here i can't wait for them to stay wow mom that's really good oh shut it i know i got this shirt on sale come to a very fantastic place where your dreams come true music plays and moans fall the hallway did you hear kathy got a boob job this is insanity everything in here is absolutely hinderable i actually had a secret relationship with bill clinton oh yeah that's right you big titty [ __ ] look at you [Music] he was one of my best lovers ever until he passed away and got all those weird charges against him before now i live here at kentucky homes and well it's not the best life but hey [ __ ] it i got a son sorry bill you just can't cut it anymore your son is now taking over the family and well my golly if he isn't a stallion oh my god it's crazy to think but this is my life now and i'm just taking it off a ride please consider the lakes of ponge assisted living community for old [ __ ] like yourself [Applause] that was [ __ ] hilarious i'm do you know how [ __ ] hard it is to keep a narrative when i have all five of you yell like laughing dude that was like the best [ __ ] thing you've ever done dude oh my god that was so [ __ ] funny bro old people grandma's everywhere we gotta chuck em somewhere before their inevitable passing but before your grandma goes into the forever box however do it in style with the boys holiday collection lower grandma into the ground with this cringe new clothesline from the boys dot store also did you know that 50 of the people who purchased the red christmas sweater are convicted felons you've got one week to cop these before they're gone forever unlike your grandma so figure it out hello party people out there in the world it's invincible coming at you live in my brand new sucking studio that i took out three mortgages for you got cleaner you got laundry stain remover [ __ ] those things all the power of vagina viagra i mean [Laughter] not only does this rub the [ __ ] out of all kinds of stains throw that [ __ ] in the washer bam look at the cleaning power get all the [ __ ] stains out do you have somebody that has like a dead body look at this i'm gonna soak this up put it right inside this giant goldfish bank and give it a squeeze give it a squeeze it's just like i used to squeeze her you know what i'm saying you have all these things that are costing thousands of dollars [ __ ] look at invincible what's that over there oh it looks like your mrs got a little too lipsy out last night the dog is peeing all over the carpet to that stain i also noticed this me in the bathroom cleaning this out with ordinary [ __ ] no that [ __ ] we got yams in the studio we need to get more what's that some soy sauce you bet your sweet baby will put that in you think that's enough nah let me rub that on there now there's one thing i like more than selling this invincible product getting close it's food porn not only am i gonna go ahead and wipe this away you know what just for the fans out there not even staying there i'm just gonna rub my nipple you know what i'm saying double double fingers you get 20 tablets but one payment of 19.95 that's right that's over 20 tablets bro that's like double the amount that we gave all those tide pods to kids am i right mist you wanted something you can clean the ceiling you can clean the gutters you can clean under your sink around your toilet [ __ ] it this thing does everything to the last drop and i mean the very last drop oh that's right you get 20 things you get it for free [ __ ] it we're giving the whole thing away i'm not even joshing you get it now look we even have stuff for the car i don't even know how you can squeeze it without the squeeze trigger but look i'm just brushing it away it's invincible order now for 19.95 plus shipping what the [ __ ] are you doing do they have a number i can call i'm sold i'm sold he was literally halfway through he was like you can have it for free get missed the power airfryer oven narrator i've been thinking about buying this narrator but i'm not quite convinced i was wondering if you could maybe sell it yeah no i can i can sell it for you yeah for sure yeah this ain't just any toaster narrator this is the power you haven't heard of this haven't you hey man i'm ready all right here we go the following is a paid presentation for primary fry oven brought to you by toaster products incorporated hello there are you waiting for all kinds of food to be delivered to you and it's absolutely healthy well [ __ ] that look at all this food we got going on here we got chicken we got million soul million chicken five star chicken all kinds of chicken oh you thought this about chicken that it's about the air fryer oven it's upgraded you thought you're gonna get a regular one [ __ ] look at this we got three racks we got airfry 75 more food 75 more satisfaction you bet you want crispy you want crunchy you want curly fries get dropping in that mouth and drop it on that plate you know what i'm saying it's fun for the whole family your wife will love it up to 70 less calories from fat oh my god that means you can even try and be vegan yeah just kidding there ain't no vegans here this is an air fryer baby it's all cheese it's all meat it's got three racks for three different cheeses airfryer 370 you want a rotisserie that chicken we asked this one random [ __ ] eric thesis i've got a thesis for you this [ __ ] is the [ __ ] bomb look at this [ __ ] you wanna you wanna pack on pounds like a [ __ ] unicorn at a birthday party i bet you do you sick son of a [ __ ] it's finger licking good goatee shaving good god [ __ ] i wish he'd shave that goatee jesus christ anyway eric thesis denise repco repco ko ko out of all the [ __ ] rest of the tools you'll need in your kitchen after you get this delectable air fryer but what about all the things it has well i'm glad you asked [ __ ] look at this three racks for all kinds of different stuff every pound of meat in there adds another rack to your rack you know what i'm saying the double d's to applebee's you know what i'm saying these aren't the only thighs that are gonna be spreading you know what i'm saying we got enough for the whole family look at these thighs just spread it right off the plate and right into your heart also into your [ __ ] colon and your lungs and all kinds of you you gonna get diabetes after this i mean the god damn that's uh if he's a small [ __ ] like indonesian family jesus christ as you can see it takes all the moisture out oh the moisture yeah that's right you dumb i said all the moisture jesus look at me it's almost like i have to [ __ ] explain this thing three times to you anyway i'm gonna bring out a kfc bucket can we show this on youtube because it's branded we got it now what i'm gonna show you is can i have a bite no no you fat no drop the chick drop the chicken okay i'm the napkin yes on the napkin [ __ ] hell all right now look you can look at the differences between the chicken this is kfc chicken we're gonna wrap it up oh my god now if you look the one on the right from kfc is wetter than me on a saturday i mean it's wetter than the outsole plants on a rainy day and our air fryer is absolutely can i [ __ ] if you touch my [ __ ] chicken you're taking off all the skin [ __ ] don't can take a bite i just want a little i just want a little butt you [ __ ] i'm gonna kick your ass it's really good though it's amazing i know it's amazing i'm the one who married it sharon look if you touch my chicken again i'm gonna have to [ __ ] punt you like a field goal all right now just let me let me understand something this chicken and kfc chicken are different mine is better all right now we're going on to our sides all right we got fresh onion rings it's kind of [ __ ] i swear to god if you just listen to me don't just [ __ ] read oh this is fun oh yeah so is [ __ ] when you go away to your family so i get the weekend alone now we're just gonna drop these on the did you just [ __ ] eat another pizza that's really good i i know i made okay listen listen you're gonna have to [ __ ] watch those grubby ass hands i swear to god that was oh that was [ __ ] brilliant dude it lined up so well when he was going like this and you were like do i need to tell you again that was so [ __ ] funny dude can we just get a quick clap for narrator on that one yeah oh thank you i have a literal headache from laughing so much dude i do too uh ready three two one go oh my god it's you and your wife on a lovely vacation but you have the sudden urge to you guessed it [ __ ] your pants you want me to use the regular sauna priced at 65 to evaporate my [ __ ] nah no we got the newest sensation that's sweeping the nation so this is where you could just crank this [ __ ] to an eleven at any time anywhere and just evaporate that [ __ ] or so you think you think if you wear this adjustable man panty you can just crank that [ __ ] and go rap and relax but it ain't gonna relax one thing you didn't think of where does the [ __ ] go what happens to the [ __ ] after you crank the dial you think it's gonna go anywhere but it doesn't after you crank that dial all the water and toxins are gonna work deep inside your [ __ ] to clean it right out but guess what it doesn't go anywhere that's right look at yourself sally in the mirror you think you're strutting your stuff after using this but guess what all you're strutting around with is your [ __ ] you put it on one size fits all 28 inches to 44 54 inches you can be a skinny [ __ ] or you can be a big [ __ ] bear kfc all the people on your face let's say when you go to kfc what bucket do you want and you say the one on the roof when you're jamming out like i said you want to use this adult diaper for any moment of any [Music] i've never wanted to [ __ ] myself more than right now narrator all right all right here we go here's the next photo from molly's instagram yeah i miss them it's my instagram can i just read the top comment real quick this is really important why does your friend have an android phone lmfao so i feel like this this could be a really good one between two friends so check this out hi my name is josh and as you can see i'm here in the bathroom with my fred mullin we are very close one toilet paper ply close i look at him and i trust him completely to use only half of the ply i know he won't do it or his fat fingers will take the whole roll and i trust him with every fiber of my beard and every fiber count of this ply and now to finish the story we go to mullins perspective yo i really wish that josh would just share more i wish he would be more open and trust me with more toilet paper other than one ply maybe someday i will get to two-ply and as our friendship grows maybe just maybe we'll get to the charmin ultra soft what the [ __ ] how do you know what happened that day you went there how do you know you see josh's face narrator that's what his face looks like after a finger broke through the paper all right all right for the last one we're doing a collab between juicy and narrator all right you ready big goosey three uh yeah two one here we go boys hey what's going on it's chef tony i got a big [ __ ] stack of pancakes right here look at that flip oh my god have you ever tried to cook pancakes without a mess well look at this pancake wizard that's right you can flatten it more flat than your girlfriend's ass cheeks and better slap it down like a twist it just like that bopper toy you always loved so much cooks on both sides look at that you want pan and grease fires happening nah nonstick damn look at this fat [ __ ] look at her eating that big stack of [ __ ] pancakes we got banana nuts all kinds of flavors chocolate chip you bet your sweet colon diabetic as we do cooks with burnt milk actually what is this easy cleanup of course it's [ __ ] milk real nonstick you betcha you cooked a whole breakfast hold on i wasn't even ready oh my god it's all about the pancake wizard [ __ ] we can cook we can cook everything paninis we can cook french toast we'll cook the moon we got blueberries and whipped cream i don't think you can do that apples get bananas every time i eat pancakes i [ __ ] cry [Laughter] god i just grind my [ __ ] eyes out i just love pancakes so [ __ ] much i would sell my first board for a big stack of hot fluffy pancakes you want a better express more like batter up that [ __ ] look at this look at that i've never taken a [ __ ] smoother look at that look at the pour out and look just in time for your shitty ass holidays you'll be spending alone hearts nah you're [ __ ] single teddy's more like barely alive stars freedom of speech and freedom of singlehood now when i was four my dad told me i never cooked pancakes and now now look at me i'm cooking pancakes that's so cool [ __ ] you dad okay that's true [Laughter] actually have a headache i have a headache now i'm hot i'm it's i'm dead i just want to make a big stack of pancakes right now i just want the one on the [ __ ] roof [Music] if i were eddie you know what i'm saying in this foot i'd be like god damn i look good [Music]

Channel: The Boys

Views: 3,169,240

Rating: 4.9746203 out of 5

Keywords: VR, Virtual Reality, The Boys, JoshDub, Mully, EddieVR, YourNarrator, Juicy, Comedy, Funny, Gaming

Id: JIFDX41uqZQ

Length: 17min 44sec (1064 seconds)

Published: Sat Nov 28 2020