NARRATING THE INTERNET (again)

hello everyone and welcome to another very exciting video on the boys Channel another very exciting video the boys narrow at the internet yes [Music] narrator is that a little cup for water no what an adorable little cup for water yeah that's right keep saying water so YouTube doesn't demonetize this yeah drink your water narrator get ready for this video you're definitely gonna need to be so hydrated when you narrate things let's get this one out of the way today I'm teaching you all about this GT Express pod I'm Joe Flamingo and today we're gonna teach you about this amazing product okay I'm gonna show you the easiest steps that I use to make my kitchen better and it's not just the appliance it's how I treat the women speaking of women my wife's here go ahead I eat prescriptions I haven't had my dementia pills in about four days but here let me tell you about this beef curtain sandwich I just made right there this year is a vegetable frittata but now if you look over here I cooked none of these pot this one's red yes it is I'm about to come here let me show you I can count on this here waffle computer games on it it's red how many games you got I will I'm here if you open it up you can put some games on it right there 25 more cooking here are you sure that's more games hold up hold up for a second I'm cooling up my appliances waffle computers from here how do you want me to narrate this next bit I want to be slow okay you take the tortilla yes you put the sauce over it like that yeah call me by my name again sweetie please say my name oh just spread that ham and put the cheese on it and put the cheese on top of it I'm gonna add some pineapple don't add [ __ ] pineapples on my pizza twist it very nice it's very nice when you know how twisting Works Susan shut the [ __ ] up all right let's do it this right here is the divider I haven't divided my legs in 25 years I know and then you grab this [ __ ] whatever the [ __ ] this is you put this in there it looked like a bunch of random meat grout cheese on top Twisted Twisted yeah twist yeah now you try can't believe I'm married to you guys that guy actually looks totally done with her right there yeah it looks like he's about to commit domestic abuse right here man some of the [ __ ] you guys will say is like lighting up exactly how their mouth do you want to move on to the next one guys yeah I feel like that's good enough my name is David Smalls I used to be over seven foot tall until I discovered shortening cream rub that shortening cream on your legs and you will drop feet every single day just listen to my clone friend here I was nine feet [ __ ] tall and weighed two tons and I was a menace to society but after taking shortening cream I shedded three and a half feet I've never been happier these little [ __ ] break into my house every goddamn week every time I try to Wrangle them up they run between my legs and I hit my head on the wall and I'm pissed I'm done with it I'm scared for my family please help me I love breaking in that schmuck's house every week and it's terrifying as kids and wife they hate golfers and elves and I'm pretty sure they're frightening Santa too anyway I used to be over seven foot tall me and the schmuck and my little clone friend have gone you better buy our [ __ ] uh yeah I'm running out of stuff to right off the teleprompter [Laughter] before anyone says that we're being offensive to midgets just remember I'm a [ __ ] so we're allowed to say that this video was posted in 2008 and the rice twins are probably dead by now or at least old enough to be asked Friday yeah tall enough do you think rice twins footage was kind of grainy hey I'll be the gorilla in this one yeah Eddie wants to be the gorilla I'm just gonna fully send it I'm gonna I think for this one I need to do the actions of the gorilla to really get into the gorilla mindset [Laughter] yeah yeah that'd be crazy oh holy [ __ ] don't move is that is that a bottle of gorilla gum holy [ __ ] Gorilla Juice Gorilla Juice you've read this on any mistake like a firstborn child it fixes anything please call the police Gorilla Juice brought in every store my favorite part about that is just ending the background going oh Eddie can I just say he [ __ ] killed The Improv at that time dude good work Eddie thanks golf club's ready golf that was amazing thanks appreciate it appreciate it does I'm sure if I smelled you right now I would smell bananas he actually would choking is one of the leading cause of death among children are you tired of living in a world where children are just constantly choking on wieners you don't have to live in fear any more introducing the dark dice it that's right your children don't have to needlessly die from sucking on wieners and we're not talking about Jeffrey Epstein's Island here folks we're talking about hot dogs silly that's right Josh are you sick and tired of living in a world where everything can kill your child including a gigantic hot dog down their throat well now we've come up with a solution the New Sensation that's sweeping the nation I went to college for 12 years to learn how to dice hot dogs and then I choked on it yes I just want the world to be safe from these Rogue wieners they're always coming out of nowhere I never trusted Jeffrey hot dog are you really going to trust those around you with the old children I don't think so anything can hurt your children wieners bananas any phallic-shaped object I'm actually a Latina and we don't eat hot dogs in my country it's only 12.99 plus shipping and handling so it just Zooms in on the kid all right next video Molly's gonna narrate this one Molly the chef we're taking the trip down memory lane now we're gonna go back in time Molly I have a feeling that Molly is just pretty much gonna Channel himself before he started you I'm nervous I'm nervous this used to look like me you see this I used to have hair though you were never that thin I'm gonna try my best here right hello welcome to my cool control man I'm Chef Ali I'm a celebrity chef nah I went through four years to cook at school to show you how to make sandwich look at this sandwich right is toasted sandwich raw sandwich sweet sandwich toasted sealed all in one minute let's [ __ ] go no bulky machines The Toasted press more like toasted deep press [ __ ] get that [ __ ] out of here I got the pocket griller more like pocket Thriller that's what she used to call me when I look at that cheese tomato bacon yeah we're gonna put it all together look at this let's hold that [ __ ] up look at that I [ __ ] love toasted salmon you can use any stone thing those beautiful looking toasted Cheese look how greasy it looks like cream pie but it's not it's a toasted sandwich look at this remove the crust kid to love me more than when I used to be a pedophile this sorry that's for another episode okay now we're making we're back to making look at this cheese cheese cheese cheese that's all I [ __ ] hear these days more cheese more cheese stuffed and toasted we got a flat cheese more cheese look at this cheese I don't know what the [ __ ] kind of cheese it is they just set it up juicy I don't know hey we're getting put the camera on this [ __ ] bread [ __ ] it's just folding cheese sandwiches it just works pocket gorilla raisin bread cinnamon apples that's what I used to call her baby look at this Mexican sandwich that I've Just Whipped up tomatoes onions yummy no that's Mexican sandwich [ __ ] you gotta hop the border for these recipes they're [ __ ] endless I'd rather stay on this side of the Border [ __ ] advertisement you insulted a minority you threatened to at least two people's wives and you've made a pedophile joke nice that's my first one my first time ever improving a infomercial that was good very good good job Molly introducing the flavor pro stick that [ __ ] in hotter than a [ __ ] virgin on prom night you can turn anything from gross and disgusting to absolutely flavorful look at that puke infested [ __ ] we're gonna drown that thing in every every office of this turkey ah yeah [ __ ] raw salmon just nice and soft oh yeah fill that plastic cream uh yeah I'm sorry anyway perfect for all meals put it in twice oh that was unnecessary hey David did you this piece of chicken coming in drinks tastes like your husband's [ __ ] come on I'm feeling my strawberries yeah the flavor Pro is the latest invention coming good um yes it's perfect for desserts come in that loaf of bread it's like like Gordon Ramsay on a spin oh my God black and white shitty food for 37.78 that's gay instead you should get our exclusive TV offer the flavor bro buy all this [ __ ] together you can't afford to not be [ __ ] your food by the flavor [Laughter] I'm pretty sure they've ripped a label off of like a livestock inseminator and just for like yeah we can fill this with cream and sell it for 19.99 I think we can all agree we had a quick Glimpse at this and this one was made for juicy yeah yeah this is it oh 100 this is the sort of [ __ ] that would be on juices Channel if he wasn't recording with us yeah okay just [ __ ] go hi how you doing my name is Frankie working since and today I'm going to be telling you about a big old [ __ ] meat monolith monstrosity called the big hot dog look at the [ __ ] Garth of these things now real quick today you're getting a story and a product back in high school I handled so many wieners they called me the hot dog man I had a hot dog stand and Mikey Smith came and broke it down so I gave his dad my little Frankie and now he's got two fathers so the best thing about this product you buy one you got food for a month okay you could feed a [ __ ] African village with one of my friends take this hot dog so today I'm going to answer a question can jet fuel melt steel beams no it might come can after eating one of these [ __ ] anyways so the best thing about drinking hot dog water is as all the nutrients that you need to get by day to day back when I was seven I choked on a hot dog and it was the most euphoric experience of my life ever since then I've tried heroin I've had other people choke me I want you to choke me nothing's even gotten close to the feeling when I choked on that fat what was that that was weird look at that big old meaty slice of pork yeah so these things are full of all kinds of [ __ ] all right there's no regulations on small hot dogs but our big old pork slices are only made with the highest quality tendons and ball sacks from pigs I have a pending court case for jerking off in public my defense wasn't said entity and I'm making this commercial so they believe me I love karate anyways big old big old meat logs sausages if you want one you just gotta go to the website okay it'll be the best investment you've ever [ __ ] made because I'll be in jail within three years so buy the [ __ ] hot dogs before they're gone and I'm locked up get rid of the tiny little pathetic beta male wieners and move on to something bigger that one was good incredible that was a banger that was a banger dude all right there you go that's the boys narrating the internet foreign [Music] [Music]

Channel: The Boys

Views: 1,708,079

Keywords: VR, Virtual Reality, The Boys, JoshDub, Mully, EddieVR, YourNarrator, Juicy, Comedy, Funny, Gaming

Id: pr-a6XXx7WA

Length: 14min 24sec (864 seconds)

Published: Wed Sep 08 2021