THE ROAST OF THE BOYS

have you guys met leonidas no juicy put the baby away please don't bring your kids to work we're roasting each other no we're not we aren't roasting each other we're reading roasts from the community people who generously give us money each month and become members are in a secret discord and they're the ones who wrote these roasts these are the elite so they should be good if you're a member of the boys channel we allowed you guys to roast us just for one day the special little members if you go i don't know where the is the members button it's like here it's down here the members yeah is that where it is wait yes just find it ask your mom where it is basically for the small price of two for five deal at wawa for monster eddie drinks you can get to be in on videos we can look at your video ideas you can roast the out of us you get all kinds of cool stuff juicy will get into a house and do various things more than likely i'll just come to your house stand in your general vicinity and make you uncomfortable and then leave for five dollars a month sign up sign up right now right now please come on guaranteed the first one's gonna be about molly yeah and you're right it is i thought molly today it reminded me to take out the trash ah i haven't heard that one before the original content every day i like how we get for beating horses and using the same joke over and over well i've been here in this [ __ ] one for two years yeah this one's been heard before next one hang on josh got his subscribers to compensate for his lack of height oh hold up hold up it's about time that i come clean yeah oh what what about what he's going to start with he's he's staying waiting what i can almost reach the door handle to get out of the house now do you need a booster seat when josh hits 10 mil he'll be almost average height i am crazy well he might be able to piss in the toilet not on the floor for once here's the thing that throws people off i'm normal sized down to my pelvis your lower body they're about 45 centimeters yeah you are very disproportionate next roast right oh this person this person roasted everyone narrator go through it all right josh you look like a combination of gollum from lord of the rings and the guy from sean of the dead uh yeah yeah sure yeah actually that's actually a shocking comparison molly yeah the best you've looked in any of your videos was in the brush costume because it completely covered you up listen something fresh okay i've never heard that one yet yeah that means that was wrong eddie most people go for your nose or mexican heritage but i'm more annoyed by the fact that any time you get scared you sound like a [ __ ] version of speedy gonzales [Music] [Laughter] steal a mexican joke i want you to know i have every speedy gonzales little kid book dude i loved him i have stuffed animals of speedy gonzalez in my attic that was a very creative roast that's my favorite roast today juicy the term florida man doesn't even begin to cover your lack of self-dignity that's not even like a roast though that's his career choice yeah dude like having zero self-dignity just makes you invincible you right yeah oh my turn narrator i already know most people are gonna use your hair for their comments on that no one's ever done that oh i'm ready to do one i read it but seriously you look like you asked for a dollop of sour cream as a hairstyle you mean to tell me that sour cream isn't just delicious i'm just gonna make sure i got my chips on me every time i'm around you next time you come over i'm dipping my doritos in your hair juicy what are you doing i'm pouring more coffee okay and if we're counting smashing then smashing you're only known in the boys as the special brush honestly and at first i couldn't even tell you weren't just swagger using the regular voice bro that's more of a roaster swagger than smashing i was about to say like yeah that's especially yeah why would you do our man's swags like that your mother you can't pick on swags i'm decked out and swag right now don't you do my man like that his face is adorable and you don't know that no one knows it juicy shaved head really looks like a nut sack you're good juice no dude i'm good honestly they kind of look like a nut sack all right go to the next one juicy is so deep in the closet he's finding dinosaur bones narrator is so wholesome he might give somebody diabetes that's not even a bro it's not a roast any citizenship came from a cereal box cutout hey you know what on the tricks on the green part of the cereal box i cut that out i used that as my green card still counts as a mexican joke if eddie starts breathing hard i fear that he will suck the earth into his big so that no no snow dude imagine you're gabby and you're cooking any dinner and he goes what you cooking babe it smells amazing and the whole tray just goes up his nose dude it actually happened to me once dude i closed my eyes i go damn baby this smells amazing open my eyes gabby where'd you go molly could have been way better in life if the abortion worked all these coat hanger dodging skills are through the roof oh my god narrator's voice is so low it makes my standards look high that's just roasting your yourself and complimenting narrator goddammit i hate how hard you had a roast there with you i created wait before we continue everyone try to think of a roast for narrator he uses a voice changer no he's something different you're gay i feel like the boys channel is just self-sabotage at this point that's why we made the boys channel why would you say that is it because of our hit bang or video the boys say the n word i thought that was a great video it was a piece of contemporary op yeah y'all the reason why i might turn lesbian we're like the worst example of what men could possibly be on every end of the spectrum it's not our fault you can't just handle just the gigantic amount of big balls energy if she turns lesbian and goes with a partner and they practice safe sex do they become safety scissors what molly loses his in his fat rolls faster than my dad got lost at the milk store fun fact actually i don't even lose my my fat rolls because it's so small can we get something out of the way though to be real i know that the joke is bffr molly's not a fat he's not fat he's a big man he's a tall man and i'm not sure it's just that everything around me is huge i'm not from florida i'm just a homicidal maniac narrator is fat because he eats chubby marshmallow juicy did you ride this one i swear to god that i actually saw you i got it right but i didn't no dude i wonder if eddie uh uh god at crossy roads as he is at crossy border [Laughter] crossy roads is a game on the phone the only [ __ ] narrator's touched in the last four years is lily [Music] nikki you're getting promoted whatever they're paying you nikki it's not enough lily is literally narrated as cat by the way yeah yeah yeah it works in more than one way it's a two-way roast because it's a [ __ ] cat juicy doesn't have the brain capacity to create new content so he copies the mexican it's a double roast you both got done ah you're mexican i literally have said at the beginning of every video i'm stealing this idea directly from eddie not a roast this is just simply the facts narrator's beard looks like my dead grandmother's pubes why are you looking at your dead mother's that's my question i was gonna say i love the effort you put into it wait wait wait wait boys wait uh-huh atreya what if you sent me a pic so i could confirm eddie's so mexican he smuggled his subscribers from mueller you know the day he overtook me i did lose a few i'm not joking can you guys come up with something better than mexican jokes you need to be roastable dude you don't give us enough content to roast you on all we have is that racism [Laughter] what about the fact that eddie learnt how to suck from playing musical instruments i can stick my saxophone mouthpiece so far down my throat dude i can play mary had a little lamb with like choking on it josh if molly's content is trash then yours is compost because you recycle his trash and post it as your own get in the bin mother can we go back to how you said the word compost it's compost dude it's it's compost molly look wait josh is sad hey listen big guy it's okay big guys okay you just cheered him up i'm a big big guy okay come on small mail come on buddy you just gotta show him josh just i am a man i i'm a man i have to pee i have to pee i'm gonna piss my pants i'm gonna put my pants okay go juicy we're just taking a small break everyone hello and welcome to halfway through yes the uh the boys the video first video there should be a mid-roll coming up any moment please watch watch it uh sign up to a membership you've had if you haven't already and go to the boys store to check out some of our very cool merch on sale at the moment that's right uh as you'll also notice [Laughter] as you'll also notice juicy he's still wearing his mic yeah he is he's he's still wearing his mic yeah oh my god was he doing emptying a gatorade bottle in there he's taking a piss that's a very long piss you're still wearing your headset what's happening i just yeah juicy you see we're filming a video how many times have we told you to mute when you go to the toilet do you see well i'd like you guys what'd you think of my stream it was very consistent i liked it better than your upload schedule it was good wow see that's a good roast his upload schedule being like once every two weeks is still better than narrators it's almost like i knew that was coming [Music] you haven't been coming for a long time because you have a girlfriend [Laughter] god this video is going down quickly father please what's that lean it is he's in pain i didn't cut that out cut that wait is the audience all back yes all right now they left them they left the video according to our analytics there should be about 40 percent of you left so thanks to that 40 percent and his favorite game is borderline that's a good one you found a way to get a mexican joke in there but it's still a mexican joke just always be wearing a beanie come on josh show us what's left on that head of yours show us take it off i'm waiting till i get to 10 million and then i'm going to show you hey reveal 10 million skim milk she slash her you better not pick on josh for having a bald spot it's not a bald spot it's a solar panel for a sex machine yeah oh she's done his dirty job yes yes yes yeah what the [ __ ] berry bread fairy bread gang fairy bread that [ __ ] out of here yo say it again very very brave how can they keep getting away with this eddie beat me in cross-country and has the green card to prove it another mexican joke another mexican joke come on we got it next one gage has small peepee toady no pee pee small pee pee dude i've seen it it's not that big you have not yes i have okay if you want to know how big my peepee is ask molly's mom she'll tell you she watches these videos juicy can't say that take back take it back i'm not taking it back whoever marries josh is lucky they get the most precious ring i've ever seen why would you do me like this you want to marry me josh p.o.v will you marry me will you marry me [Laughter] ever since i gave you the ring she'll never i look at these pictures and i honestly think by the time i'm 50 60 years old that's that's what i'm going to look like dude i'm going to catch myself walking out a shower and just look at myself in the mirror and bang see that image right there i mean smashing the best of the boys right this one made me angry where do you get off gabby is engaged to one of the boys smashing is engaged off [Applause] you don't understand i'd rather watch all of micacado avocados content than one more tik tok reaction video technically that includes the only fan's content he did ew have you ever seen career hey guys we broke up again this week why why would he say that into his never mind nevermind next one well look we've got some uh reddit ones from out the boys channel you see that sorry mate when it comes to eddie google translator is your best friend the best part about this is that molly actually used to use google translate to subtitle it together yes i did when i when i started recording with eddie i was too scared of offending him by asking him to translate i used to just try and type it out next one mully you know it's all downhill from here when the mexican beats you and subscribers and now you can deep throw to mike better step up your game bootleg wait step up here my game deep throne game molly who can deep throat the deepest look how big my pop filter is compared to his well mine's a square are we actually gonna have a deep throat competition right now deep throat competition molly let's go oh god do it do it do it do it do it come on come on yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah how did why are we doing this how did this end up happening you know that oh oh oh god you're popping okay slimy oh my god did you hear that is that one can hear when it's being tugged on you're trying to get away look how big this pop filter is dude don't matter it's a squishy pop filter you can squeeze it with your lips molly it don't work bro look yeah it does go squeeze it with your lips all the way yeah yeah yeah yeah [Applause] i got deep throat bro okay you know eddie i take it back molly's throat go bro molly hit me up after the recording most men go down on their girlfriends josh has to go i'm a up man josh looks like a failed monster who didn't make it into halloween update molly is such a fat on your nicocado avocados lost brother juicy loves goofy grape it makes no sense that i can be a cartel in fenaf in the kitchen yeah don't you forget it know his voice is deeper than my will to live imagine your mom giving birth to you when you grow up to do this for a living all of our moms are very proud yes yeah i donate to you guys but i don't have enough money to support another charity i need to be able to buy more pictures of ducks to hang on my wall molly it's funny how you access with everyone just be a big boy and finally get a life instead of stealing eddie's and sucking his for dude speaking of eddie you look like the ice cream man i see in my blog who wants to kidnap every kid he sees and makes typos out of him dude is that what your ice cream man is like juicy yeah i can't roast a disappointment that's already been made narrator i love you i either look like a blonde lumberjack who sounds like they want feet pics or a middle school boy who barely found out what the word hentai means and dreams of [ __ ] his stepmother this man went in silent guidance 2480 dude you're a legend the hero is the video what a legend holy [ __ ] and he looks like he dresses like he wears actually [Music] damn that's actually good the only thing smaller than juicy is the chance of him getting a one out of ten on his videos when he uploaded his first video yeah [Laughter] there's all the roasts how's everyone feeling i wasn't even sizzling they weren't even spicy there was three people who gave ample rose there's maybe like three we read 65 roasts and two of them were good i would like to give a shout out to nikki in uh guidance those were the two heroes of this story you guys gotta step up your game if you think you could give better rose for the next rose video become a member and go drop them in the discord because these suck we probably should actually give a shout out to dos our editor for finding these you probably screenshotted like the worst ones have you seen what people are like out there these are literally the good ones yeah okay good job dose maybe try harder next time he took me from the top and put me in the bottom that guy that's actually not because of anyone's fault but yours [Music] [Music] juicy [Music] [Music] you

Channel: The Boys

Views: 4,118,929

Keywords: VR, Virtual Reality, The Boys, JoshDub, Mully, EddieVR, YourNarrator, Juicy, Comedy, Funny, Gaming

Id: hhvf5gYvS8s

Length: 20min 15sec (1215 seconds)

Published: Sat Apr 03 2021