The Boys Get Kidnapped

[Music] [Laughter] [Music] so I'll enter another Pokemon Pikachu your Delhi ho-ching Adel Enderman Pikachu Pikachu dog dogs my play-doh listen fool quit eating my play-doh you almost finished it you know how hungry I was about to get usually got me my hi Jessie that was a very bad thing to do I'm gonna have to take away all of your play-doh now I don't know that you've been chewing all the buttons off the room TV remotes - no you are a mistake from God I knew I should have worn my glasses today have fun with your eyepatch nerd I was trying to not because for ice at least I'm not stupid now you're one dummy don't shout ah you're just as bad as him alright sick of you god damn bullsh and get in the basement Oh actually stabbed them broken yeah I actually went up to him with the fork and stab him you didn't see why you started like casual batch stabbing him I think it's stuck in my sternum it's like know how bad that is dude listen listen I stuck it right in the spot where he'll still be alive and if he pulls it out he'll die unless we call 9-1-1 I call them listen I call this a professional courtesy what are you talking about you stabbed him he stabbed me first you know how much that hurt look this look might this ain't the [ __ ] hood all right this is day care look at his face look at it look at it doesn't he look like he knows what is going on around him does it look like he can he can unprocess any information at all he's got 30 seconds to live before he bleeds out does it look like he even knows what day it is juice is hate know your name how do you spell it mate you died from blood loss you see I missed you we've told you to stop hanging around the dumpsters at the back Oh what are you cookies again you gave me one yesterday juicy no don't wave to him how did you get up here this is the 38th floor you're on the balcony you ever seen a crack addict run a marathon mate ah you see is baddies motive the wrong decision life okay you need it all right shoo shoo that's enough stop harassing the kids and offering them drugs all right get out shoot shoot Hey I'm not I'm not buying right now I'm from my uncle I told you bad buy the drugs from people hang out back right now kids honey just listen here okay now speaking to strangers is really bad okay they're gonna take you away not you you're I don't know one would want you but they're probably gonna take you away okay so don't do it you can go you can go play out play out in the cold we ran the dumpsters if you want hey boys I need to piss a b-cup please please boys just do it I'm gonna lose me house I got a drug test coming up what happened to the last cup you made us piss him 20 minutes ago piss in the car [ __ ] oh yeah you've got muscles your muscular he's mostly a cooking oil decoy he's got the power of crack he could literally snap us all in half like twigs all right look not just piss in the cup take the cup go piss in it just enough so we can go and get his fear and [ __ ] is crack obviously I think you should get out of it what do you mean really okay if you have POTUS don't come near me everything I want you to leave Josh I don't really know how to react this I've been asleep for 20 hours boys are any of you got any needles my daddy says I can never share my needles and you're not supposed to share your needles I feel you don't want in a date care a scan for needles mister yeah you're the one you're the one with the crazy eyes and the mouth you talking about [Laughter] [Music] on my way to go pick up chalky milk what are you guys doing in here we're playing playing you like you're like 35 how did you even get in did you unlock the goddamn backdoor and I know and the kids too pissing Pop's for you you don't understand do you mate it's hard out here mate I mean this guy smells like it's not [ __ ] yeah the smell it is overpowering the smell of the [ __ ] in my pants can you please get him out I'm trying but he keeps sniffing everything I tried I tried to hit him and he sniffed me he's really making me uncomfortable dad can you please get him out of here first of all I'm not your dad okay don't don't put that on me right now can he be my dad no no definitely not don't touch me I'll call the police don't touch me again I think that's probably the last thing that you want is is to call the police yeah oh no I swear to god bro you're the next one that's gonna get stabbed with the fork by my hands I made you tea come on come inside yeah you go you go with him nobody cares what happens to you okay my mom told me the same thing so it's probably the right thing to do what's up that's why you've been in this daycare for two years straight dude she still hasn't come back to get you she said she said that three months ago my mom always said I looked like a dummy character you look like a 40 year old man in a brush outfit you look like you literally just regurgitated a bread roll you're the type of guy who gets like the toilet roll and like dumps it in the water and then eat it wait wait that's kind of that's that's very specific dude yeah no no it's my apple juice it's me who will them on Sanibel juice boy give me a baby or square yeah but my security gun give me the baby first of all that's a water pistol and you can't have them I can have whatever I want now give me the baby you know how much a fully intact baby's going for nowadays I need them don't ask me why I need it I've got a bit of debt to pay off give me the baby I'm pretty sure this is against a Geneva Convention no no get the basket you get to pick which one I can take run boys when you're running the red man go I don't know he's gone dude this looks like someone left a very unsuspecting box of apple juice here juicy remember what I told you about that cookie in the dumpster if something seems too good to be true probably is I was only missing for three days Josh it wasn't that bad juicy wait I have a bad feeling about this no it'll be fine it's just a box of apple juice box of apple juice has never hurt anybody just what do we do don't worry I'll pop in hoping we're gonna go get him open I mean I mean I mean I mean we're gonna find you see don't worry hey uh I took the wrong baby this is the broken one I need the fully intact no thank you no Josh what the [ __ ] me a little oh you're gonna make me so much money we'll be debt free no please please damnit my mr. needles please don't hurt me though please wait wait wait you wait wait wait wait do I get a cut what when you sell me do I get a cut you will get cut no no no no if you're gonna kidnap mean you're gonna sell me a dog at least at least make sure I get some money for it I'm not being swindled by a five-year-old right now listen here mister you're using me we're going fifty-fifty on this [ __ ] you sell me I keep 50% of the cut josh Josh Josh help me buddy doing with that kid I'm doing nothing with it mate planning and building burying him in the sandbox I'm already got dibs in that corner okay that's corner it's not a peep hole Jessie I'll leave you to plan the pit okay I'll just keep just keep digging my hole if you need me I'll be [ __ ] in the sandbox all right you want some hot chocolate thanks doc appreciate it oh [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] sorry sorry I'm sorry what was the rat poison when this was for juicy that's the regular chocolate one that's okay just drink that one you'll be fine juicy what'd you say Gina well he's already halfway there dog yeah yeah I had it the right way around the first time this is this is the rat poison do you see the more you struggle against this of us it's gonna be you supposed to wear underwear when you're in the sandbox only kid I know that can drown in a sand pit hey juicy you're gonna play whack-a-mole you guys ever think about like when we're older and our grandkids ask like what we what we used to do and and this video comes up and the relentless bullying that our family line is gonna get for the rest of their lives you know some kids say you know my grandfather was a was some sort of hero in the military or something or my grandfather was Steve Jobs my grandkids are gonna say my grandfather was a professional idiot on the internet I can actually one-up that you know mine are gonna say oh my grandfather was the nono square guy [Laughter] I win is this really what [Music] [Applause] [Music]

Channel: EddieVR

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Rating: 4.9602027 out of 5

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Id: 4GSSxr0I7Tw

Length: 16min 39sec (999 seconds)

Published: Fri Jun 12 2020