a trip to the burber shop

boys you know how you said uh that you wanted to try the best food on the block well i brought you to my favorite store look what sloppy slime burgers will come here once a week how do you think i'll get this illustrious figure from stealing all of his food out the dog bowl no no smashing you want some birds you want to give yeah yeah come on come on let's go get a boat come on what flavor do they have shut the [ __ ] up and get in the store [Music] sorry about the weight that's right we just got here we haven't been waiting that long we just got it all right no i mean i meant your weight you fat pieces daddy money fatty money you're gonna die from cardiovascular disease it's water weight it's water weight water weight you get a large soda every day you come here yeah but i get ice in it it's water there's tell him i get ice in my large drinks healthy okay yeah can we just get some food please you always talk to me like this every time i come in here come look at the menu that's the menu come look at the menu come on little smash bag come on little smashing remember what we learned in in class yesterday yeah take the food out of the bag before eating it no no not the not the not the counseling session the reading class see now which one do you want all right we've got dessert we've got nom noms we don't need the big one because we've already got a big one right here am i right guys come here come here come here come here come here just come here [Laughter] look honestly this let's be honest here this store would not be standing without him yeah okay he's putting actually it's more like it's about to collapse with him in it i did not agree to be the fat brush for this sort of treatment can we just order a food please i'm hungry josh can i have a rolling pin and that's a hot dog idiot that's not dog wait a rolling pin a rolling pin and a golden poopy look at me right now look at me she should have listened to the midwives i should have drowned him in a bellap sack when he was born narrator narrator narrator look at him look at him he's raising his hand like if he's [Music] okay all right now that i've got your attention can you tell me what's in the beep burper i'm trying to watch my weight so i need know what's in it please i'm watching your weight right now it's going shut the [ __ ] up i got i got this i got this manager don't worry about it i've been i've been training oh we actually are having a good thing why is he such a fact [Laughter] all right so we actually have a much better burger it's a special burger uh it's no meat because you want to lose some of that weight it's a slime burger it's healthy do i look vegan mate do i look vegan it's not vegan because it tastes just like a cheeseburger you think you get this big by eating plants he's a specimen yeah the other thing he planted his ass on the couch yeah yeah i don't think i don't know if you've noticed so if you've looked around we don't serve vegan [ __ ] here i'm trying to get fed boys i'm hungry give me some food yeah i've actually got everything a feeding fetish so it really turns me on when it gets big and fat yeah we don't usually tell people this in public but sometimes what josh does is he sits me on the couch with a with a funnel he just pours [ __ ] in there and i just eat it all and then afterwards i suck and yeah i wish they'd asked me to leave the room first though yeah you see these lips the only thing that gets exercise in my body is these lips baby that's not fat that's muscle that's this listen uh are you guys gonna order or what we're trying to do hey we're parenting okay oh mate don't you dare get manny lip you [ __ ] all right honey calm down calm down we have the food you need are you even in the right store mate i thought no no no come calm down sweetie sweetie oh my god excuse me purple [ __ ] i want you to make my food because i don't like him hold on hold on a second boys wait aren't you the same mexican that is always working in our videos i may be mexican but i always get the job done i'm sorry did you hear someone talking did you hear someone talking look uh um smashing what do you want to where is he where'd he go where's that boy where's that boy where is he i got this manager please what have i told you about walking down dark alleyways and trying to find sausages to suck on huh don't go up to random windows hello oh god damn it now we got now we got fat at the front okay you guys just come to the front beat you down i'll beat you hard and i beat my dip got a little slime barbarian fry for the little jiggle neck man yep we got another berber and fries for uh mustache mussels all right we got two milkshakes for the whale we got uh burger and fries for the whale more more oh what do you mean more more more uh another milkshake for fat more more more he wants more more a whole family-sized meal wow more more he wants more oh you're right here okay i'm right here this is our last family meal uh yeah we got uh one family meal another family meal for uh put it over there doesn't fit there over there okay okay another family meal for fat molly molly i think you've got enough you got two family meals plus oh my god oh my god he's bought everything in the store more more got this i got this i got this up yeah you want more okay um sorry here you go more more don't take my chippies give me more he needs them for nutrients please don't take it i'm sorry dog the customer is always right molly hey mate i think you've think you've probably got enough room oh my god okay okay take my prize check my back give me more give me more more more he's getting he's getting aggressive there are more chips that's it everyone stand back you're gonna wish you didn't do that guys do something more relax get him spicy band-aid flavor ice flavor store strawberry molly sweat flavor apple what's that meat you want some do you guys have any goofy grape left goofy questions we're out of goofy creep sorry um it's his favorite tv show and he really likes the drink so it's probably best if he stays on that drip tray actually because he's going to start pooing in anger ew look smashing why don't you have some yellow goo got yellow goo here what's your favorite smashing i want yellow girl i want purple ghoul you're purple do your mummy milkers make goofy grape okay smashing we've told you about assault i don't want salt i want goofy grape from mummy milkers they do not indeed dispense goofy grape i'm sorry oh you're useless then look at you're done look what you've done what do you mean you're you're seven-year-old father of a kid just asked me about my mommy milkers do you know what happened the last time he ran off i'd go look for him and i lost five pounds narrator so this is a good thing you need to go find him again i had to get off the couch narrator my nachos burned in the oven that night i was cooking it wasn't i josh you make nachos yeah all these i like nachos i was cooking nachos and they burned because smell should run away josh actually why are you looking at me just because i'm mexican like where you want some validation for that statement check if it's real i'm just saying that smashing you okay especially time no no there's a toilet how does it feel to know that you're building a career around [ __ ] yourself in various situations nice to get paid to do what i love you know [Laughter] this is just like the bathroom you were conceived in and born in yeah i remember that i filmed it i filmed it smashing what the conception yes josh had her bent right in this corner like a pretzel dude you should have seen it smashing isn't it didn't they try to use a coat hanger to get you out yeah but i'm i'm a professional cold hanger dodger i was dodging that bad boy for eight months now look at me you made it buddy you made it you made it barely blue cargo must be for a good time all right you're actually getting ready yeah why not it says it's like for a good time i mean oh did what kind of desperate filthy leaves that phone number in this path it's gotta be a frequent he's gotta be a frequent restaurant i'm getting hold on i'm getting a phone call hello molly what is that your number on there molly wait who's this i found this in a bathroom stall your number's here it says call for a good time sorry i just saw my mom dude that was my mom sorry boys what hang on what what your mom was just running at the exact same wait didn't that hang on like my guy hung up bring it again what are you talking about ah look at there he is stop stop i'm lazy are you food is my only friend i put that number on the wall to make friends and then i just ended up getting creampied what yeah wait i don't think that word means what do you think it means josh can i have a queen pie no it's see no look now corruption no don't say that word we are talking about pies right yes you youtube demonetization team green pies yes shut up or you're going to cop a cream pie right in the mouth i like cream when i like pies why can't i know some things that you must never say remember said the things you can't never say the n word and the hard work in boys and you can't say boys that's right the hard yeah i can't say cream pie now don't say it to grandma either oh she makes the best cream pies grandma's had enough cream powder my creampied grandma yeah it was yummy okay that's it you know what let's just do another skit yes ice cream where are my friends where's my i saw him going there they went in there what the josh how do you spell cream pie oh my god oh my god what are you teaching what that's the word computer how did you even get in here oh yeah i'm showing him the hub the slime hub you know where all the only fan scales go he didn't even wipe his hair after getting the slap oh don't touch that oh he got it you got smashing glob all over the floor now it was my fault that was my fault god you could have at least wiped it down dude we were watching a video where you spit on it first and then he spit on it first to use it that's you're like the dudes at the gym that never wiped down their equipment after well i mean you don't really know what a gym is do you what's no no don't touch my save my lease to fight for this place why you oh this entire video has been about you saying stuff about my weight i'm not even that fat when was last time you saw your penis you fat when i was your mum was it [ __ ] you know what i'm not fat boys i'm going home complimentary come on come back come back you can only grab one at a time come we got all the cholesterol burgers go right in your mouth you got a lot of things in your flips today and even though it's 3am and this is what we say don't [ __ ] in my fryer again

Channel: Mully

Views: 1,169,499

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Id: sjTB9D-HTvs

Length: 16min 18sec (978 seconds)

Published: Fri Feb 12 2021