The Big Bang Theory | Best Moments of Penny's

who wants the last dumpling oh me penny a moment we just had thae food and in that culture the last morsel is called the greni piece and it is reserved for the most important and valued member of the group thank you all for this high honor [Music] oh hello time to do your laundry huh Saturday night Saturday is laundry night I know every Saturday at 8:15 easy to anticipate what are you implying I'm implying that you're a creature of habit and if something were to prevent you from from doing your laundry on Saturday at 8:15 you might find it unpleasant knuckle under my ass oh no are all the machines taken what are you going to do no problem I'll just do my laundry another night another night well I guess you can try but deep inside your heart you'll know that laundry night is always Saturday night woman you are playing with forces beyond your Ken yeah well your Ken can kiss my Barbie okay in my apartment last night while I was sleeping yes but only to clean really more to organize you're not actually dirty per se give me back my key I'm very very sorry do you understand how creepy this is oh yes we discussed it at length last night in my apartment while I was sleeping and snoring and that's probably just a sinus infection but it could be sleep apnea you might want to see an oenologist the throat doctor and what kind of doctor removes shoes from asses depending on the depth that's either a proctologist or a general surgeon okay let me guess quesadilla with soy cheese for the lactose intolerant Leonard thank you shrimp Caesar salad with no almonds for the highly allergic kosher only on the high holidays Howard and for our suddenly back on the Hindu wagon Raj meat lovers Pizza no meat coming right up wait excuse me you forgot my barbecue bacon cheeseburger barbecue sauce bacon and cheese on the side oh I didn't tell you you're banished from the Cheesecake Factory why well you have three strikes one coming in two sitting down and three I don't like your attitude you can't do that not only is it a violation of California state law it flies directly in the face of Cheesecake Factory policy yeah no there's a new policy no shoes no shirt no Sheldon so it's sort of like a guitar string but instead of making an actual sound each vibration is a different particle precisely and when you express it in 11 Dimensions Einstein's relativity equations pop out does that sound like a coincidence it does not y That's what I think so so did we do it did we just solve String Theory oh God I appre appreciate your enthusiasm but this is not the sort of thing we can figure out in a night people have been stuck on this for decades what decades really it's it's a string how hard can it be it's it's straight it's in a loop it gets knotted up with other strings well actually there are no knots in anything greater than four dimensions unless we get around that by considering them as sheets you know topologically speaking that has a lot of interesting possibilities see how long that take me like a minute how about this one it says I know my physics but I'm still a fun guy oh I didn't know they still made corduroy suits they don't that's why I saved this one okay well let's just see what else you have okay here take this and this and this and these is this all stuff you want me to try on no this is stuff I want you to throw out seriously don't even give it to charity you won't be helping anyone no Fritz I need you on my flank no I don't know German flank Andy flank Andy hey Penny busy yeah I see that shouldn't you be at work I don't work on Mondays it's Thursday listen Penny oh Queen Penelope AFK what okay um here's the thing um sometimes people good people you know they start playing these games and they find themselves through no fault of their own you know kind of addicted yeah yeah get to the point I'm about to level up here it's just if a person doesn't have a sense of achievement in their real life it's easy to lose themselves in a virtual world where they can get a false sense of accomplishment yeah jabber jabber jabber okay boys queen penel is back online Penny you've got Cheetos in your hair oh thanks see Penny thanks for buying us dinner M yeah what's the occasion no no occasion just felt like getting some Chinese Chow from my peeps do you remember to ask for the chicken with broccoli to be diced not shredded yes even though the menu description specifies shredded yes brown rice not white yes you stop at the Korean grocery and get the good hot mustard yes you pick up the little sodium soy sauce from the market yes good you see how it's done Leonard so what do we got going on tonight huh playing Halo watching Battle Star drop some Mentos and D Oak you want to watch Battle Star what can I say I got my geek on boys I question your premise how is a new suit going to prevent me from passing out in front of a ballroom full of people it'll give you confidence you know sometimes when I'm feeling all stressed out about something I go out and buy a cute top or a fun skirt and I have a whole new outlook on life don't you eventually realize you're just the same stressed out person and a cute top or a fun skirt yeah that's when I buy shoes now let's see what we've got ooh this is nice it's only one color yes so that's a lot of money for only one color fine why don't you pick out what you like H this is pretty sharp no you're wrong this is great I had a suit like this when I was six okay I think we have a winner where the hell did you find that in the prom Department it's ridiculous says the former member of the Corn Queen's court please just try this one on okay but anything I put on now is only going to suffer in comparison this is absurd I look like a clown hey shouldn't you be out with your gang painting equations on the side of buildings come on I'm sorry I just can't believe you don't trust me no I do of course I do then why did you embarrass me in front of my friend who by the way knew exactly who you were really your pictures on my refrigerator oh you know I'm really starting to not like this guy what is your problem do you use up all your thinking at work and then have none left over for when you get home I don't know know it's it's hard sometimes everywhere you go guys hit on you even if I'm standing right there and they're all taller than me why is everyone taller than me you know what this is all in my head it's my problem not yours Leonard why do you always do this listen to me you are the one I'm with you know I love you so will you please relax because you're driving me crazy you know that's the first time you ever said that you love me [Laughter] yeah supposed to pretend it's not a big deal that's exactly what we're going to do because you're about to make me cry and we both know if I start crying you're going to start crying you're right you should go all right Penny oh hey hey I haven't seen you auditioning in a while yeah I got a job as a pharmaceutical sales rep you quit acting uh kind of but now I get to act like inflamed heart is only a mild side effect I heard you can make a money doing that yeah it's going okay but I do miss this sometimes really cuz I got to tell you I am so sick sick of the humiliation and being treated like a piece of meat Chelsea wish me luck they're going to love you I heard she's pushing 40 and everything's fake yeah I started that rumor okay look here's something people do not know about me when I first moved out to LA I did a topless scene in a lowbudget horror movie about a killer gorilla after I did it I felt so ashamed thankfully that thing never came out I've seen that yeah serial apist Howard found it online the day we met you oh B it was literally the moment you walked out the door doctor please help me I think I might be turning into a killer gorilla why do you think you're turning into a killer gorilla and not just a regular gorilla because regular gorillas are vegetarians and I just bit the fingers off your receptionist okay we have seen plenty no give me the remote careful she'll bite your fingers off clothes Sheldon I need clothes hey here seriously those shorts with that top all right no no no oh that's cute we should have you check for a concussion okay now you got to help me put these on all right but don't look don't look I don't want you to see me naked oh well that's understandable you may be interested to know that a Prohibition against looking is well established in heroic mythology lot and his wife Perseus and Medusa orus and Ury yeah great they always look it never ends well okay n get to help me get my arm into the sleeve okay is that my arm who doesn't feel like an arm then maybe you should let it go all righty oh

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Length: 13min 1sec (781 seconds)

Published: Fri Apr 26 2024