Sheldon... All The Door Scenes from Season 2 of The Big Bang Theory

benny benny penny sheldon what is it leonard's asleep thanks for the update no wait you have to drive me to work yeah i i really don't think i do but i don't drive and i can't take the bus hey honey you'll be fine as long as you don't do that bungee cord thing okay didn't you recently state that you and i are friends yes sheldon we are friends then i hereby invoke what i'm given to understand is an integral part of the implied covenant of friendship the favor oh dear god i'm sorry i didn't realize i was interrupting your morning prayers when you're done we'll go penny sheldon honey i've told you it's a small apartment you only have to knock one cause please please i don't have a lot of time look ramona finally dozed off and i need you to help me get rid of her get rid of her how i don't know but apparently i'm in some kind of relationship and you seem to be an expert at ending them excuse me i see man after man leaving this apartment never to return okay first of all it is not man after man dr cooper hide me hide you i formally request sanctuary sheldon sheldon sheldon yes where are my clothes your clothes yes i left them in the washers and when i went down to get them they were gone really despite the sign that says do not leave laundry unattended sheldon where are my clothes leonard leonard leonard what sheldon what sheldon what sheldon tell me what you see here the blunt instrument that will be the focus of my murder trial this is stephanie's facebook page now where it should say in a relationship what does it say stephanie barnett is single yeah furthermore earlier this evening she threw a digital sheet but some guy named mike who's mike why does he get a digital sheep and not you it's just her facebook page and we've only been going out a couple of weeks you don't see it do you we're losing her okay i'm gonna make this very simple for you you are not in this relationship i am ergo you have no say in anything that happens between me and stephanie i'm afraid i can't allow that pursuant to starfleet general order 104 section a you are deemed unfit and i hereby relieve you of your command general order 104 such an a does not apply in this situation give me one good reason why not because this is not star trek penny penny penny what this is banana bread this is a doorknob it's my understanding that an unsolicited gift of food can be a precursor to an impromptu invitation to come in and chat sheldon would you like to come in i suppose i spare a few minutes penny penny what penny zucchini bread oh thank you may i come in no yeah i see apparently my earlier inquiry regarding you and leonard cross some sort of line i apologize thank you so have you and i returned to a social equilibrium yes great new topic where are you in your menstrual cycle what i've been doing some research online and apparently female primates you know uh apes chimpanzees you they find their mate more desirable when he's being courted by another female now this effect is intensified when the rival female is secreting the pheromones associated with ovulation which brings me back to my question clearly i'm 14 days too early sheldon i have an inflamed larynx okay we are out a verbal piece do you have any okay let me check some tiny little knife hiney honey penny penny this is for you hello sheldon die what is this it's a questionnaire i devised i'm having some difficulty bonding with a colleague at work so i'm doing a little research to better understand why my current friends like me yes well that is a good question but is this really the best way to figure it out yeah i agree the social sciences are largely hokum but short of putting electrodes in your brain and monitoring your response to my companionship this is the best i can do okay question one rank the following aspects of sheldon cooper in order of appeal intelligence ruthless attention to hygiene playfulness java applet writing i know i may have started off with a fairly obvious one you did an aspect of my most appealing trait playfulness well i should just go ahead and rank that number one i'm afraid you're on your own for the rest it should take you no more than three hours whoa wait how many questions are on this thing only 211. don't worry indeference to you i've kept them all at a high school graduate reading level thanks pal you got it buddy sheldon honey did you ever consider making friends by being i don't know pleasant well that's certainly a thought-provoking hypothesis may i suggest it as the topic for your essay penny penny penny hey sheldon it's 11 a.m i know you're safe this package came while you were at work oh great my rhinestones thank you excuse me what you have to sign this what is it when i signed for the package i was deputized by the united parcel service and entrusted with its final delivery i now need you to acknowledge receipt of the package that i'm fully indemnified and no longer liable it's just a box of rhinestones well the contents are irrelevant a legal bailment has been created does that mean nothing to you it means nothing to anybody leonard leonard sheldon it's two o'clock in the morning why does everybody keep telling me what time it is everybody you the president of the university his wife their sullen teenage daughter that entire family is fascinated by what time it is and whether people you know to president siebert's house in the middle of the night he didn't respond to my email his phone number is unlisted tell me what my other option was you could have waited until morning i know look who i'm talking to penny sheldon penny sheldon what do you want i need access to the cheesecake factory's walk-in freezer no honey i already told you the hamburger meat is fresh and stored at a safe temperature no this is to train for a three-month expedition to the magnetic north pole what i don't know how that sentence could possibly confuse you but to elaborate i'm going to the arctic circle with leonard wallace and kothra paulie you're all going yes for three months yes excuse me

Channel: Big Bang

Views: 2,011,487

Keywords: Sheldon, Sheldon Cooper, Cooper, Jim, Parsons, Jim Parsons, The Big Bang Theory, Big, Bang, Theory, Universe, Penny, Kaley, Leonard Hofsteder, leonard, howard, Raj, Jimmy Galeki, Knock, Door, joke, TBBT, Flat, America, Penny (The Big Bang Theory), Out, Mini, 2pm, Shinee, Jack, Top, United States (Country), Eric, Key, Bank, Korea, Alice, Tommy, Scenes, Park, Core

Id: 2VPgCfwpTOQ

Length: 10min 18sec (618 seconds)

Published: Tue Feb 26 2013