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Oh careful what's this one - cleaning in the area Nikki Newton yourself could see and Gareth Keenan it's just a regional manager assistant to the reason is you go ask my right-hand man immediately beneath me oh there's an actress said to a bishop no it's not I'm not tell about your car and your kung-fu and everything yeah go tr3 board for 1200 don't know it's worth three grand profit on that miss dan-shim new engines to wreak respect I've got some filling Sanders what is that right that is it slow down you move too fast Solomon's here all part of the job what's going on put my stapler inside to jelly again that's the third time he's done it wasn't even funny the first time why is he done that told him once that I don't like jelly and trust the way it moves yeah you show you a weakness he pounced you should know about that Oh what is it it's my stapler well don't do that well eat it out those people starve in the world which I hate so that's a waste so I don't know it's yours cuz it's got my name on it in tippex yeah don't eat you know in chemicals right you can be my witness give him an official warning you comic-con you discipline him Oh kinky know the thing about practical jokes you gotta know when to stop as well as start and now's the time to stop putting Gareth's possessions in jelly all right okay it's only a trifling matter here we go in custody and when extra Oh God yeah I'm more worried really about damage to company property that's all yeah thanks don't don't go dog we put up a chowder I was gonna call you in anyway I need a quick word as you are aware there are going to be redundancies and you've made my life easier in as much as I'm gonna let you go first what why why stealing thieving thieving and what am I going to have stolen post-it notes post-it notes what are they worth about twelve P Oh got your Bible on your wiki no thou shalt not steal and this is only worth 12 P you've seen a thousand post knows at 12 P and you've made profit no you should make the little things on the end of joints latches cool you donate no you see ya I've never stolen as much as the paperclip and you're firing me and the good news is I don't need to give you any severance pay because it's gross misconduct so you can go straight away oh that was the joke there good girl regenerated I don't sell it in practical jokes for the good thanks for these check him out I do these now actually come on it's such a sad little man oh my Oh Karen have you got a license to carry that portable phone alright can you swap places with Donna please no I'm not moving dude you talk why what are you gonna do phone me I'm team leader so immature well there's one thing that I am NOT it is immature immature little tosser Gareth Keenan [ __ ] David um I was just saying to Tim okay gun holster just my fault will telephone I was just sent to Timmy maybe obviously I'm sorry Susan I know just thinking that I'm like five or six cars the question is do you feel lucky punk will do you in this would spawn ruler online here hooked up to the World Wide Web Internet no shopping all right everyone's got email you used email before yeah it's easy in it and it's just just showing you oh you got a new one all you do that see what since new mail just go back just click on that yeah it's not funny because Donna shouldn't have to see me as a woman with two men two now all over me got nice boobs no it's just nice it's just my head they just put it on there too who else has seen this filth you know I'm talking about oh I've seen this filth you haven't even got email Joan someone printed it out for me who print this out for Joan Wow I'm angry and not because I'm in it but because it degrades women which I hate and the culprit whoever he is is in this room or she it could be a woman women it was filthy as men naming no names I don't know any but women are dirty David this is a meeting yeah yeah okay that's all anything else um Oh taffy phone from the warehouse he's got another funny video for him Thanks okay this is just one big boys club it's not really seedy little men with seedy little jokes this morning perfect example I do not want to be put in that position again to have another warehouse David don't tell me where I can and can't go in my own company advice you're on very thin ice as it is you've already lied to me today what's that you lied to me because you don't have the guts to do your own job without the guts if you're not man enough to do your job I will do it for you not man enough okay busy at work yeah that so what's that I'm no date a picture in my head on it as a sex object and don't you know I like a laugh Tim I'm just poor no laughs and not funny okay I'm disappointed you think I did this case closed as it was my investigation and what annoys me is you obviously didn't do it in your own time well well well Colombo here figured it out there well yeah of course re yeah I must be guilty if you got your best man on the cases yeah stop trying to be funny for one second Tim okay and listen okay and stop taking advantage of my good nature because I could be like every other boss in this situation okay all right you taking the piss and I'm getting sick of it David it wasn't me okay it was your good friend Chris Finch he used my computer he said he was your best mate and you'd find it hilarious oh that is never in question I think it's bloody hilarious you're missing the but are you know going to apologise to Tim tell you about families you don't have to in a way so are you going to apologise to Tim I have in a way yes [Music] you worry about I'd be covered for it so well as well you were involving you covered that's what I like you won't be it's not fair nor were you so so it's not offensive now it's Chris Finch let's not dwell on whether it is or isn't this or let's stop degrading women chance please let's have a laugh with them not at them let's have a laugh at work with women at us so you'll be telling Chris Finch he won't be working with us anymore yeah that's a good idea I'll get rid of a good rep because he didn't play the joke David don't even own a star fine that's come from the top yeah hi Chris it's David here yeah bad news mate we're gonna have to let you go we can't use you anymore now yeah cuz the joke no I've got a sense of humor but that you know that was offensive towards women and you know to be I can't tolerate I'm gonna have to pass on is it Tim you're busy thank you happy birthday - thanks very much [Music] it's not just for me make this know you can never have seen many anyway and you do prefer it to the money yeah yeah I'd have only spent it on the huge inflatable [ __ ] goes oh it stopped playing over there brilliant Oh God look at that doing an experiment Austin Powers I'm a naked mini ways it's almost a tank engine rolled into town doing a star like these lines anyway don't grab unless you've got one ready because it slows it down Oh brilliant thank you remember when you fail I say that yeah if you say another day and I thought these were all my catchphrases I don't mind influencing the own comedian you know comedian but you know I used to credit somebody's their comedy what one's your Zoe's same [ __ ] different day it's mine excuse me sort of excuse me oh thank you very much yeah I made that one dessert to a white or someone thank you very much doesn't it oh it is one right witness is that I start this one right if someone's unlucky you go I'm not saying is unlucky but if you found him a bowel full of tips you can't suck in his own films yeah a craggy now no it's not alright okay so when we had the question name the Cuban leader who's been in power since a revolution in 1959 Castro yeah you know it now yeah then what did you say then who's the Cuban leader Fray Bentos no no this place is going on the planet of wasted they beat me give you a list of 50 things that could be done it's like throwing a landlord over their lamp or pinch it sister yeah yeah challenges make it throw one of these little you up copper kettles over his book right so go outside take off with tights the and up that's actually an official territorial army method if you're in the jungle say we wouldn't use a tire we see you fines from the trees what do you use a cattle know the equivalent right I will throw anything that you choose over this building if I do it we win the quiz new challenge that were quite a challenge yeah so you choose anything if you can't right over we've won the champagne and that's it and that's the real quiz little man he's trying to get low republic so i do it we win the quiz [Music] [Applause] [Applause] [Music] okay really awesome excuse me I am in a hurry that customer won't be bothering you again ever let's see what should I really you know I'm sorry sorry Jean I'm gonna have to go offer customer I'll call you back at a more convenient time all she had to do is acknowledge the customers presence and then her personal call as quickly as possible this is what we call the customer care tree so your prescription will be ready on Friday madam fine see you Tuesday so if you put together a crack team don't let your business get taken hostage by complacency make your motto who cares [Music] very good very good okay then right that's that what we're gonna donate yeah they were to get overly beer that's what your son yeah okay right well you will see the video now it's time for the dreaded role play we'll kick off with your leader David Brent David if you'd like to come up here you better poster David no I'm cheating you I've done this before okay let's make it look even worse yeah okay well nice and simple to start with how does you like what does just pick up with something I see okay well I want us to play out a scenario that highlights customer care okay all of you have to deal with people or when it's always possible to improve your people skills Yeah right in this scenario we'll start something nice and easy I'm gonna play and this will be the wrong way to do it I'm gonna play a very bad Hotel Manager just doesn't care so and if it's a Basil Fawlty type character then without maybe I should do this for the comedy yeah well let me just write this you know just to kick things off okay I probably bring so much to this well anyway so right okay you're gonna complain yeah come and complain and I'll show you the wrong way to handle it this will be the wrong way okay right so off we go so what's the complaint you just just make it up anything because there's no right or wrong thing in this Snorri then we tell you the right thing I thought so okay we might yeah yeah right okay okay I'd like to make a complaint please don't care well um I am staying in the hotel okay it's not my shift well you're now Buster for that okay I think you when I tell you what the I think there's been a rape up there I've got his attention get their attention okay right so there were some interesting points very interesting points up there it's not yet not quite the point is when I made food points to be made a mortgage really in customer casella my and the way that we would nice maybe I should but as I thought I should play the hotel manager because I'm used to our face yeah but you ever go see if you can faze me okay yeah hello I wish make a complaint not interested my room is an absolute disgrace okay that the bathroom doesn't appear to be clean what will be red 362 there is no 362 in this hotel sometimes the complaints will be false okay good [Music] I wrote this I need play sums are it myself you went over to get it spaceman came down to answer some things the world gathered round from paupers to King's answer your questions I'll answer them true I show you the way you know what to do who is wrong and who is Right yellow brown black or white the spaceman he answered you no longer mind I've opened your eyes you now colorblind racial so she's the serpent who guards the gates of Hell pretty girl on the hood of a cabinet here open down on freeway Niner take a look at ur engine started leave a paren and a roll of love is freeways [Music] going home this my baby's gone she's not that [Music] he says because of you know his girlfriend [Music] [Music] my baby's gone she's gone baby's gone she's gone yeah [Music] right that's lunch okey good right the interview see what we've got here mmm Karen Roper curriculum vitae just looking at this checking it out good tear about yourself all I I did GCSEs and a-levels and - boy tell me about yourself okay I'm quite into films and music yeah des ray I don't really know last year I took a year out and I went traveling exploring exploring yourself and Asia just with your boyfriend just don't just no good by yourself just sell their free ok what you can we're young I don't know you've charmed me yeah you've got the job think of didn't I make a good workout you notice with the place right now and we've put on a month's relation but don't it's just to see if we yeah good good well tonight celebrate in space yeah going to do you know the chaser oh I don't believe it ah if you see a three Deportes drunkards in the corner keep away from us no come over come over the drinks and be on me in me what's that mean the crews down there it's not definite come down come down definitely what's your typical me lager ah finchy lager Gareth lager sometimes cider so different drinks for different needs yeah good well done well again coach license new secretary good efficient so you resigned that yeah I'll just gotta hand in my notice make it official embarrassed yourself an old Indira asking dawn out no way I didn't ask her that was why does everyone think it was as a friend okay she's a friend just looking at a book load at the moment yeah what do you watch on telling us like I didn't watch telly I watched videos watch that peak practice yeah I've never seen it bloody repeat mmm doing it not for me and seen it boring isn't it just staying in watching peak practice with your life not for me I'm like it yeah I just stayed in had a big wink say McFarland lager [ __ ] cokes maybe the gig Oh God the dreaded form the sound there with you married or single whatever bring your boyfriend down tonight if you want whatever sorry that is a man's game that is that is yeah accidental sorry that's why I shouldn't get involved really [Music] oh just you said I'm gonna go to think so so we should drink oh yeah yeah you mean Lee yeah three of us yep I can probably get someone to come along so in the next few weeks definitely I'll just check me yeah absolutely yeah of course Gareth what Goretti oh how are you mate nothing I could say hmm you are trying to get off with her way okay welcome to Wernham Hogg health and safety training with Gareth Keenan okay that's me pleased to meet you there are many hidden dangers in the workspace and today we're gonna find out what those dangers are together all right starting off with your work station now I want you to imagine that this is a mug of hot coffee it's not okay because that'll be dangerous even in a training situation what we're gonna do is play a little fun game that I made up all right I like a bit fun when I'm teaching people that I'd like to have a laugh most of the time in and out of work shall we crack on good keen excellent all right now watch where I place this mug in order to simulate where someone might put a mug in real life and what I want you to do is shout out and shout ain't safe or dangerous right you can manage that okay let's go dangerous I do not want to lose a good man but you know it's my hands and Eve you are in my hands my hands are tied it's nothing personal it's just based on fair yeah why am I getting fired you're not getting fired it's for dominance as I say it's nothing personal it's cutbacks being what they are you know you are one of the unlucky ones or one of the lucky ones in my opinion now I'm gonna ask you David why when there are three other forklift operators do you decide to fire me and not Anton you know it's just sir this is positive discrimination is it you know disability quarters you have to feel I don't know what you mean I mean are you keeping Anton on because he's disabled Anton's not disabled he's a [ __ ] David yeah but you're not to say what if you're a [ __ ] oh yeah that's not a disability that's just small ya know Molly Corbett doesn't get special treatment does he Ronnie Corbett's 5 foot Anton's 3 for 4 so are some children she would not get special favours children aren't disabled are they children don't work in warehouses look whether or not Anton is indeed a [ __ ] or a dwarf no he's a [ __ ] what's the difference well a dwarf is someone who has disproportionately short arms and legs oh yeah it's caused by a hormone deficiency yeah bloody hormones mm-hmm a [ __ ] is still a dwarf but their arms and legs are in proportion so what's an elf do you wanna watch that an elf is a supernatural being sometimes they're invisible they like fairies they don't actually exist do they in real life what you want me to do you think I enjoy doing this this is been deposed upon me this has been imposed upon me that they've been impounded omneya house yeah I'm sorry that give you sorry I want you to apologize and stop passing the bar I'm not passing the buck this is someone else's decision I didn't want to do this you know go for my head if you don't I will go behind good luck it's your prerogative yet it is yeah it is yeah it's my prerogative yeah so is it a pixie the same thing as an Elrond Gareth what I just wanna know how come you know so much about midges it's called an education so what's it : I don't know you're gonna be mate I'm moving on you been fired no I've been made into a partner they've made you into a partner so at me Wernham Hogg Taylor Clarke ice metal I've changed the stationery yeah we might get a discount those were in the business for descent sometimes the point is David my job is now available and the board thought that either you or Neil should take over the role I can tell you now the board have voted 5 to 2 in favor of you taking the job both me five to there's any 7 on the board is next so it's 5 out of 7 now I did it that's a landslide David you've always made it very clear that you're 100% committed to your branch probably why I got there you do understand that if you take on my job Neil will stay in Swindon and your branch will be downsized and incorporated into his yep well I know that you're very loyal to your family here I've been lured to these family lawyers all the whole family's one big family yeah I'm just sensitive to the fact that you have strong let's say emotional ties oh yeah but there is the emotion as good in business syndrome Shore notwithstanding the cruel to be kind scenario I'm sorry well you're not looking at the whole pie Jenny Wernham Hogg is one big pie and if they've let be in charge of that one big pile be in charge of the the pie and the people of the fruit and I don't have time for the pie I think you know I'm saying yeah okay I take the job okay well the first step is to meet with Alan and the board 70% mm-hmm seventy one point four so call Susan and arrange to meet the board and finalize all the details well congratulations and good luck yeah you don't need luck when you've got 71.4% the population behind you what's the damage oh man it's compaint are you gonna tell us you'd like to know now okay right okay gather yeah yeah Wow there's good news and bad news the bad news is Neil will be taken over both branches and some of you will lose your jobs yeah those of you who are kept on will have to relocate the Swindon if you wanna stay I know I know gutting gutting you didn't see me on a more positive note the good news is I've been promoted so every cloud you still think about the bad news I know it's only bad news and irrelevant news yeah that's not a phrase though is it I can come on and go I'll got some bad news and relevant news he said he just told us about Neil Kent your promotion to yourself she chose the good news first got a house here you know good news David hmm I think promotion is generally considered good news we're gonna lose you know all gonna lose your jobs God's just right you're not gonna lose your job you're not gonna lose your job you know you're not gonna lose your job you

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Length: 36min 45sec (2205 seconds)

Published: Sat Nov 14 2020