The Best of Season 25 On The Graham Norton Show | Part One

Paul you've also had a quite a classic bad date yes I did when a couple of them but one was really bad I was a double date a buddy of mine and I went out with two girls many years ago and the girls didn't I think was pretty quickly realized they were not that interested in either one of us and we thought it would be funny if we just started making each other laugh and each guy kept trying to outdo the other guy with just silly things and when we were driving home I was driving and I used to have a jeep it didn't have the doors on it or roof or anything like that and I was driving I thought it'd be really funny if while I was talking to my date who was writing and the scene next to me if I just stepped out I started running alongside the car and I wasn't driving fast obviously but even when you're driving slow you can't it's really fast she was talking some I just stepped out of my car to run and I hit the pavement so and I felt the tire kind of swoosh past my house I looked up and I saw my car going toward a tree and then it stopped yeah because the girl that back had to jump in the front seat and put on the emergency brake my hands were all cut up my hands were torn and I limped back to the car and they were ashen-faced and wondered what what did and then we just drove home very quiet did you pretend it to be in an accident rather than oh I thought it'd be funny it's right honestly there's no explaining it would be funny if I remember my my leg really hurt and when I got home I used to have contact lens contact lenses I had a contact lens case and when I got home I took off my pants and I saw the imprint of left and right very excited for your appearance because you were now mrs. Jonas well yes I did get married but now you had a Vegas which I did have we got a picture oh now your wedding photographer was Diplo is that right well we didn't choose him to be our wedding photography just kind of decided to to livestream it okay Bernie what happens in Vegas goes everywhere well you aren't having a big party no oh no it's not a secret but not anymore [Laughter] [Applause] one of your old x-men he made a fuss about your birthday Oh what's people sent messages and they were invited to do that and I won suddenly we've got a cake and we're all together [Applause] yes you get to tell this story you tell it yeah well I just saw the end result suddenly onto the screen at my old school I saw Hugh Jackman and 30,000 people and he was playing in Manchester I was just eight miles away in Bolton and they all sang happy birthday averted to you with all these people [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] it is one of those companies where there's lots of of improv going on I'm guessing there's lots of improv going on which you both enjoyed yeah I mean any especially she enjoys when I like in Sultan it's true yeah you're really good at it she said very easy to insult I mean I don't know it's just something about your sincerity or something you know what I'm not even argue with it I know my favorite is when you called me an animatronic [ __ ] on that day you really look like you called me a big 2/3 Russell Crowe story that was like you know Annie called me a big Taylor Russell Crowe and this how did I make up that you did not many people know this Keanu Reeves you trained as a ballroom dancer no I didn't yes you did no no I took some ballroom lessons not training um it sounded like fun I'm set to get walsim it was not Elise it was thrilling actually I remember one of the first lessons I had when I did the waltz with the partner and oh my gosh I mean I got high it was amazing that first time doing a woman and she bled and just it's like it was amazing thrilling to be moving through space like that you know yeah it was yeah that's pretty special did the foxtrot and some tango yeah ChaCha and have you kept it off absolutely no fun as it was you and - do any of you wish to admit to having a weird crush I'm might have had a weird okay pray it out basil broth is true how's the wrong yeah a fox huge tail yeah she fiery red strong teeth does anyone in the audience have a weird crush that they would admit to Phillip Schofield that's not a weird crush that's just a crush everyone loves pit you oh thank you she says Hugh Jackman [Applause] I sometimes think I'm huge hey Spencer I mean you're an award-winning producer three nominations the win for the help and I do want to read you another movie of yours again Oscar no under hidden figures which got you together to the White House there's a picture and I think it's safe to say octavia was quite happy to be at the White House yeah [Applause] look at the picture box he's saying listen they told us that the president wasn't gonna come and Janelle knew and so she was actually across from me and I didn't think anybody was watching us and I'm like there's not a picture of Barack Obama looking you met him when he was the president yes yes I did you know I call him a bo personal relationship no I did meet him and it was funny I go to the White House and the same thing he wasn't supposed to be there and we go and say he might and he comes out and I'm with my wife this is actually a very very big moment for me and my marriage because we're sitting together and he comes out with oh he's coming like that's him so we like move up so we can be at the front because he gives his speeches around the holidays and he sees me and he goes uh-huh Kevin Hart thank you for making time for me coming to the White House love you we love you and I said you got to be kidding he looked at me and and I had to plan so quarter to my wife I say but you want to give me [ __ ] in the house [Applause] like she couldn't a knows who's gonna be like I'm a chill and since that moment is an ongoing joke that we have but that day was a special day for me just to hear him I mom meow and will are you still first in line for the biopic because it has hand-picked you wasn't it yeah no we talked about it yeah yeah that would be oh my god [Applause] [Music]

Channel: The Graham Norton Show

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Length: 10min 54sec (654 seconds)

Published: Sat Jun 29 2019