The Best of Princess Peach!

here she comes here here she comes hey guys what's up oh nothing it's just that the Luigi says that you can't make that jump oh that's easy watch yes look at that that is nice I'm checking that out wait what are you oh you guys are sick you know that you guys are just total perves lucky I don't call the police yipp oh my God I have such an erection right now it's I can barely uh [Music] uh I'm not gay hi to there folks video James here now I'm going to be pretty busy this fall I got to make my Halloween costume and my Thanksgiving costume with all this costume making I don't have time to cook or go to the grocery store but with Factor I've got fresh never frozen meals that are ready in Just 2 minutes so I can just heat them up and eat them up and get back to my costumes fall season also means a lot of candy and turkey and my grand candy stuffed turkey so it's important that I don't overdo it thankfully Factor has delicious dietitian approved calorie smart meals with around or less than 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the main character you said saved Mario's life but I thought Mario is missing was just educational Flim Flam Daisy honey it's me Luigi I'll lasso the moon for you sweetheart or or the Sun as long as it swoops down hey back off of my D you creep hey what's that dick blanket doing with my Daisy oh she's not your Daisy you don't exist she had to settle for the second best Luigi help sweet Mercy they're humping them six ways to Saturday well without you to to to vacuum up the ghost of town is now overrun with them Luigi's Mansion I get it you don't have to spell everything out please do something they're raping my soul a Koopa I can't watch it's terrible oh please I don't want a game over I want to live Koopa I want to continue wait a second uh there's no Lava everything's been reset oh Mario Daisy toad isn't this just wonderful Merry Christmas Luigi theal Angels Sing glory to wait wait wait where's Waluigi you didn't hear he choked to death in a Hot Pocket they say that every time a stupid character dies a paratrooper gets his wings well yes that's right theal Angel thanks Glory to the newborn [Music] king all right come on out Peach it's Bowser you know the drill getting the kidnap egg uh sir there's a package here for you oo King Koopa I'm afraid you won't be kidnapping me today I've been quite busy with hero duties after what you did to Mario oh nuts you changed the rules he beat you time and time again you're alive because he let you live I will not make the same mistake uhoh but you will not die today that comes later first I will take everything from you this Castle belongs to King Koopa State your business just passing through your neck holy [ __ ] what's going on the castle is under siege but don't worry kids I'll protect please don't hurt us I'm not here to hurt you I'm here to [ __ ] destroy [Music] you Peach's got it no yours truly Princess Toad stool Peach wow that is that is messed up oh my God oh my God over commenting on your statuses so much oh yeah we uh caught up over coffee a few weeks ago is this oh I'm not allowed to socialize now I get a little lonely when you get kidnapped so shoot me uh why were you keeping it a secret if it was so innocent secret this isn't exactly a war whistle babe I just forgot to who's texting you uh it's nobody it's poine isn't it listen she just broke up with her boyfriend she needs emotional support we're just the Friends it's midnight on a Saturday those are drunk texts yeah she's probably out at the bar having a good time unlike some girlfriends who want to spend the weekend sitting at home watching a private practice on a goddamn Netflix well excuse me for being exhausted from being kidnapped oh yeah must have been a real tiring sitting in a room while I run through eight worlds I got a lot of blood on my hands I think it's to you Pauline only made me climb a few ladders jump over a [ __ ] monkey but when are you two get back together if you love her so much oh babe it's not like that how about I go put on to myuki underwear you like and then meet you in the bed who the hell are you I'm Princess Peach Princess Peach what is that the the world's shittiest Ben and Jerry's flever is Mario home yes I'm his girlfriend he said you two are on a break Mario Kap the counts as a break Revenge yada yada that will paint the Mushroom Kingdom with Koopa blood yada yada from Princess Toad stool and another head man me killing Mario really pissed her off what should we do sir the only way to stop this violence is with more violence bring me Luigi oh [Music] no [Music] [Music] boo Peach you saved me skip the small talk Ouija I'm going after Bowser junr and the kids got an army protecting him I I can't face Bowser's Minions not even in a tennis I don't want to end up like Mario so you're just going to wait around for them to kill you you're the only one who can help me Luigi that's not true toad I thought you were dead I haven't seen you since the lava incinerated half my body I owe litu my life the good news is I'm half robot now and also want revenge sweet Luigi player one is dead it's our turn now Bower promised me a pretty penny for your head Princess Toad stool your nose breathe through your nose this prank is going to be epic sh he's coming oh boy a question the block the Year of Luigi never [Music] ends real mature guys more like a year of the prank [ __ ] I can't believe Daisy wants to go to the Mushroom Kingdom of PR with me uh can I help you um lumino it's me Luigi I'm here to pick you up for the prom huh I'm 35 I'm not going to go prom but you called me and I uh I sold my Mansion to to limo the pranked again and that's a two a double prank [ __ ] come on now hurry up with the Luigi do not rush me okay there you bring the fireflow oh you would know it oh no a flaming a bag better put on my good shoe to stomp it out ow a to a h for me H H I think I left the oven on in another Castle you cow now tell me who am I the plank [ __ ] wrong answer you're Luigi number [Music] one hey Daisy it's a me Luigi uh would you like to maybe go out summertime oh no not at all rejected again another night with the area between the couch cushions forou you're doing it all wrong bro you want to pick up a lady listen to me step one a peacock wear an item of clothing that will catch their attention notice my Cape I just watch hey Mario I like your cap I had no idea it was dressed up like a [ __ ] 5-year-old on Halloween day today yeah okay uh normally that works way better let's try nagging that's when you give a backhanded ACC compliment to a Target to lower their self confidence hey Biro I'm normally not into a chicks who puke up their own eggs but uh it looks okay on [Music] you a my Cape okay there's a one last ditch method that is absolutely a foolproof save them from a being kidnapped by Bowser Bowser it's a mystery I call myself for that sometimes that's what the IM is are for on my hat yeah so can you like uh kidnap a daisy yeah yeah great you are really a horrible person tell me that after you've gone through eight worlds to rescue Daisy and she totally makes out with you or pies you a cake either [Music] one wow great flying machine Bowser oh this thing that's fun I guess say it's cute how that dress makes your ass look huge you're so funny why don't we all go back to your castle and now we play the waiting [Music] game Mario Mario here a new phone who this Mario help I've been kidnapped again all right which cat CLE does a Bowser have you at no like regular kidnapped oh uh so no Castle listen up [ __ ] I'm going to Slit this bitch's [ __ ] throat unless you deliver 2 million and non-consecutive coins to a drop off point tomorrow at midnight I'll call you in an hour with the details oh jeez you did the right thing in calling us we are going to get her back now did the princess have any enemies she gets a kidnapped every week by a dinosaur in his army of turtles yeah but like serious enemies oh right no no not really here your money back away I need to inspect this to make sure it's legit oh it's a [Music] legit oh Peach I forgot you Mario thank you for saving me sh save your energy save your energy I wait how did you manage to bake a cake when you you know what I'm must stop a questioning [Music] this uh another kidnapping no I realize seizing power through kidnapping might not be the best path so I'm challenging you to a democratic election to determine the leader of the Mushroom Kingdom good luck election he's an evil creep I'm a longtime public servant this will be a piece of [Applause] cake how did World I go for Bowser they love us there well except for the Sun and all the Koopas and and other guys uh how am I losing to this fraking monster he wants to build giant brick walls he discriminates against Italian immigrants and he's got fake hair Turtles don't grow hair also his kids are a bunch of goony looking idiots coasting on their dad's name uh he's giving a victory speech wow thank you so great so great we're going to make the Mushroom Kingdom so great we're going to do tremendous things let me tell you we're going to get rid of the free one-ups which have been a healthc care disaster thanks to my gorgeous beautiful daughter Wendy who's truly stunning isn't she damn it this is all your fault boony Sanders I just think in a kingdom where go coins are literally floating everywhere every person should have access to free powerups previously on Peach's Revenge yes it was I who betrayed Mario and allured him into Bow's trap you know they don't call you number two cuz you're a piece of [ __ ] they call shits number twos because of you no cyber toone all right my new body was built to with sand lava I'm okay I was not built to with sand this come with me Gino I can't do this without you no Peach Vengeance has consumed you for the past 45 episodes I'm done letting it consume me time to finally end [Music] this Peach wants her revenge I get it but this is just getting excessive 7 years of sending me heads that that's too many heads my mailman has so much PTSD right now hi boys sorry for just dropping in a you got blood on my good Throne you know Bowser I've thought about this moment a lot over the last 7 years how I was going to do it how I was going to make you suffer for what you did to Mario but now that it's here I just want to hear you scream no you're making a huge mistake the only mistake was waiting s years to end [Music] this now where's that CLA Bravo never thought you had it in you kid Mario but you're dead we had a funeral I I saw the body burnt and beaten beyond the recognition yes H it was not easy doing that to jeppi but it wasn't necessary if people were going to believe I was truly dead why why did you want to trick the world into thinking you were dead why did you want to trick me I had to get out the new adventures the tennis the go-karts exhausting but they wouldn't just let me quit I signed a lifetime contract unbreakable except upon my death and that's when it to Da on me the only way to get my life back was to die of course B over here was a thrill to help he shows up his rep by making everyone think he finally killed me while I get my freedom back and what about me what about you you were just another pretty appat device waiting to be rescued you make me sick that may be a princess but you're the one who forced my hand is that a moto parasol he swore a blood oath to never make another guess that makes him a liar don't it you know it would be awfully hard to avenge your death while you're still alive no no no not to my trouser Kumba please no oh my god oh wow oh that was the most violent Revenge I have ever seen oh man I did not know how she'd live up to the hype and build up a seven years of Vengeance but that that did it I am entirely Satisfied by that conclusion uh hey not to micromanage or anything but I could really use a mercy kill over here you know the sorry Bowser not in the killing game anymore peach got her revenge you might wonder what I'm going to do now that my quest is over all that blood's build all that death all that betrayal truth is even I don't know maybe I'll bake a cake [Music] oh my god oh thanks for chopping down that overgrown Vine Mario it was really messing with the funu thank you Mario but our princess is in another cool I'm so big now Superstar C this is just what I need to complete my cosplay outfit wa how can I ever thank you how about this egg I've got a good feeling here I like that sound brother gosh this sure will come in handy at the construction site oh he's so cute I'm going to name you buttons here take my cloud it'll help you continue to make the world a better place thanks again for the wings we need to get out of here start the car I said get in the dam car we need to get Mario a thank you card for all the nice stuff he's been doing [Music] take out of the trash Oh okay like I'm not doing enough a chores already rescuing you every week you think you have it hard how would you like to be kidnapped and have to wait forever for your smelly blue collared Italian stereotype of a boyfriend to rescue you oh you think you can do it better let's find out a Bowser it's me H Mario can you uh swing by a real quick for a kidnapping no it's a me this time uh a Mario uh-huh [Music] mhm uh-huh oh and your relationships are all perfectly healthy how's the Biro these days that's what I thought I'll see you in an hour he'll be here in an hour I know I heard well what they freak going to [Music] do hey oh what's in the wife fire a password oh the network is net gear 39 and wait I'm not going to tell you the password you're a prisoner oh come on bro I'm going to be here for a weeks peaches are too soft for all of this takes a real manly man like a me well [Applause] [ __ ] Mama 1 is secure repeat Mama one is secure what the hell I'm a princess you Dingus you don't think I have a private security force that does whatever I want them to huh now that you men mention it never really understood why you didn't just tell my dad the king that his daughter was kidnapped I mean you don't think he'd have toad Team Six on the case immediately I guess I just thought uh them being toads and all that they wouldn't be able to clamber through sewers or fight plants as well as me that's pretty dumb and racist yeah the interrogation room is ready your majesty Mama want is safe for extraction rendevu at Bravo Point copy and soldier I've got enough coins to bring him back a million times over so don't pull any punches during the interrogation copy that your majy anyone get the Wi-Fi password before blowing up a Bowser uh no hey hey what are you taking me I don't like that knowing grin on your face Peach a peach a peach hey this is Mike thanks for watching and thanks to our patreons for making this video possible speaking of patreon don't forget to check it out we got all this cool stuff that you're seeing right now on your screen or phone or whatever you're 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Length: 23min 13sec (1393 seconds)

Published: Sun Oct 01 2023