THE BEST OF EDDIE: Barbershop 1 & 2 Compilation | MGM

that's exactly where you started remember all right now listen up i don't want no trouble just give me your wallet and your jordan won't be no problem what look hey don't you make me what what's wrong you want them rappers what's your cat you got a roll leg or something you gotta go hey you got a platinum chain [Laughter] boys alone sit your whole ass down oh [Music] [Music] what you doing [Music] delicious this is burnt no baby that ain't burnt now it's barbecue yeah see that brother over there that's burnt well why can't i have another one because you can't now look it's free in it it's chilling and the people over and he's oprah starving and you sitting over here complaining well i'm not going to eat it you know what you show me oh your uncle whole family should do that little girl man i ain't doing nothing too man a little more issue she always try to criticize my culinary skill i ain't scared get your id man don't be so crazy i should have known your old ass was out here starting trouble hold on jesus oh [ __ ] hey hey hey hey come on now some misunderstandings no ain't no misunderstanding i should have known you was out here acting a fool hold on now first of all i'm trying to teach little sister soldier some discipline all right now it's obvious the way she being raised she headed straight for the penitentiary you told me i was raised maybe if you stopped raising your hand in your mouth you wouldn't look like shamu or the south side what kind of man treat a little girl that way you know what i wouldn't expect you you know what a man is but i'm gonna give you a clue get your head throw your life man it's one of the things you can't keep the next time you snatch some food out my niece's head i'ma kick your ass and then i'm gonna burn your freedom papers and trust me i'm just big enough to do it huh can't nobody argue with that she ain't about to do that don't worry about nothing eddie i know her she ain't about to do nothing i got a reputation to keep up with right here you chilling little girl is a devil child now look i know she bad that's why you come to me we adults well i tried to but she got the snapping her nick around i had to get back at her here i'm sorry make sure she take you give her that now you make sure you get that killer okay eddie sorry me and you cool all right yeah we going cool now you gotta look something right there let's get that get that up okay now take your thumb and get your elbow don't make it on the inside that's why i got to raise your frame what come on what uh-uh come on cal that's not right i know it's hard but you can't do it it's my first date why caliber we got to pay for this somehow you know what cam forget about it we in a crisis right here and you can double my rent eddie you don't even pay no rank what they can't triple it then not to throw salt but why you don't pay no boo friend i don't pay rent cause i don't pay rent okay so just pour out your little cup of haterade and stop it up off the floor let's go and get you some business don't be drunk also i want to institute a couple of new rules around here cam come on now come on now you're coming over to too much it's all for one day gotta take baby step okay babysitter rule number one no more profanity and i know you about to say something don't even say it oh he's saying nothing ain't saying no i'm thinking it you know what all this style has got my good grumbling i'm gonna run down the bears give me a pastrami and fry oh eddie a man at your age should be watching what he eats you know what if you don't knock the fork out of my head i won't knock the spear out yours okay eddie give me that um chicken tamale and strawberry shake special man whole chocolate ham and cheese or some hunky bread mustard whole tomato oh get me a mountain dew and chopped salad i'll take some chili fries onion rings and a pot pie with an egg on it okay there's gonna be three orders of hell now okay there's two sides i had your mama and a large cup of negro please grumpy old man um come on man how are you gonna sit up here with all that chicken and that offer us any man i paid for this you put a quarter on the counter i might give you a little scooper to eat mad potatoes or something hey how come he gets to eat out front for the rest of us because eddie oh man you see this you see that right there what that mean that mean i got c roy don't you mean seniority whatever that's it it means nothing you don't mean anything it means nothing some boy i was here in 68 when they ride and they burned down everything around here but this barbershop i was here in 74 when desegregation started and they were busting in white kids and busting out a little black kid like yourself yeah i remember that and then i was here in 77 when uh walter payton came in here the date after he had rushed for 275 yards getting minnesota and lined him up right here in the chair and then they go to picture the proof tiger woods michael jackson lily kravitz do not get this fool started oh my god let me tell you now martin luther everybody take the day off and get your freak one [Music] he's only the founder of the modern civil rights movement what what because she said oh yeah down on the book oh eddie you know rosa parks is man she was tired then what you do when you tie you sit your head down i sat down a button i got thrown in jail i ain't hear from nobody in the whole world laptops computers chilling hey i haven't told you two or three times no no no no no no no no no no he need to hit this you sit down you need to hear this too sit down rayford now now i probably wouldn't say this in front of whitefork but in front y'all want to be my man roll the park ain't do nothing but sit her black air down [Music] no it was a whole lot of black folk sat down on bus and they got thrown in jail and they did it way for rosadie [Music] all this difference between them and her is that she is secretary at the naaccp and she knew martin luther king publicity to me it's not like you got a little heteroism in your game well kevin god no no there's ain't no hate erasure i know holleration in this dance three okay what i'm saying here is that black people need to stop lying say something three things that black people need to tell the truth about what one one rodney king should have got an air b for driving drunk and being grown in hyundai [Music] look he was on the bus back in the day and he on the bus now eddie not only is what you're saying not true it's wrong and disrespectful for you to discuss the rules of parks in that way exactly wait wait hold on here is this i mean we can't talk straight in the barbershop then where can we talk straight we can't talk straight nowhere else you know this ain't nothing but healthy conversation ain't nobody exemplifying the bob's shop you know that ain't nobody except you can talk about whoever and whatever whenever you want to in the ball why are you in the championship like this eddie you know you're wrong keep on walking you're wrong you're walking by yourself this time pal i ain't with you i'll take one thing you better never let jesse jackson here you talking about that man [ __ ] jesse eddie hey you're going to goddamn butt now thank you brother cal brother calvin we will continue to provide books and classes food and clothing through our outreach programs right that's right when the pigs show up they're gonna show up with their guns what's up we ain't gonna never show up with our guns that's right brother then they gonna start shooting oh then we gonna start shooting dude and i'm telling you all of them one of them don't get shot oh [Music] hey look i'm just trying to get them clean like them gillette commercials you know see that's a problem with y'all today y'all know nothing sit up there just watch too much tv and listen to that uh jiggery and all them folk over there heavy harvard and nazis and no no nothing let me tell you man get that off there and lean him back leave him back right there oh oh roots give me a hard time [Music] let me get this lathered up here put that towel on his feet get your phone nice and lavery y'all come on around here and learn something you finish that up put that on there ricky put that on the other side over there see in my day a barber with mold and just somebody sit around in a fubu shirt withdrawal hanging all out my day barbara was a counselor he was a fashion expert uh he style coach pimp just general all-around hustler but the problem with y'all cats today is that you got no skill no sense of history and then with with a straight faith got denied or want to be somebody want somebody respect you but it take respect to get respect i'm saying see i'm old but lord willing i'd be spared the sight of seeing everything that we had worked it for flush down the drain by someone who don't know no better what kind of coffee is it it's not a coffee it's a chai with soy okay so it's horrible yeah it's urban you must be a lot like me you lactose intolerant yeah i'm lactose intolerant man i can walk that cow and my behind blow up like this down right flat to me and the smell man the smell come out of that it's so bad sometimes i set myself outside i'm not lactose intolerant all right i have a very healthy metabolism i tried to have some of them a little bit of milky ways you know the small kind not even regular side this small one ate two of them at a party one night and man it just got to go and i just couldn't control them and it was the lactose intoleration and i think listen i'm not lactose intolerant look look man this isn't all that's fine i'm trying to help you it's just not fair for your date you know you got to think about it if you on a date and you're up here sneaking them off and she trying to wonder where he seemed like he dressed nice he seems clean but what is that smell messed up eddie a messed up bag yeah yeah what to do can't get it up viagra ain't working for you i lost the shop i actually sold it to lester wallace i just realized today that this was something worth saving where she where's saving this ain't no goddamn school of the blind cow this is the barber shop the place where black man means so cornerstone neighborhood our own country club i mean can't you see that you know that's a problem with your whole generation you know y'all you know you don't believe in nothing but your father he believed in some cal he believed and understood that some as simple as a little haircut could change where a man felt on the inside my father died broke and frustrated trying to help everybody in this damn neighborhood look your daddy may not have had a whole lot of money oh but he was rich because he invested in people what you think you think i'm the only one he gave a job to kevin no that man opened up the doors to anybody in any knucklehead around here in the city of chicago that wanted to come down here and make something about themselves game opportunity to beat somebody a licensed professional bomber now me myself personally i wouldn't have gave half the bale jumper the opportunity but you know it's just hard enough you sitting there trying to cut somebody's head and got to worry about this fool over here trying to shank you but let me tell you something at the end of the day the end of the day i was glad i was here now you [Music] you

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Length: 17min 0sec (1020 seconds)

Published: Wed May 18 2022