The BEST Cases Of Instant Karma (r/AskReddit Top Stories)

what's the best case of Instant Karma that she have ever seen while working for the fire department on a call for a multi vehicle rollover accident on the interstate we got on the interstate one exit away running into traffic so we moved over to the emergency lane with lights and so we were about halfway there and a BMW pulls in front of us trying to cut through the traffic he didn't even look I laid into the air horn and he came to a complete stop with his middle finger out the window it had a lot of people do stupid things when seeing lights coming at them but this guy was being and as for the sake of being an ass he got out of his car and started screaming at us meanwhile he was blocking the only fire engine and two ambulances available people were really hurt half a mile away and he was making his stand because we honked our airhorn at him for blocking us I looked out at my mirror to see a Highway Patrol man running between lanes towards us he was pissed BMW boy was immediately arrested his pretty car got pushed out of the way into a ditch and he went to jail the people in the accident were hurt bad and two cars had to be cut open to get people extricated from vent metal it was frustrating it was my own Karma I was in eighth grade I was standing on a bench when I watched some girl fall over in the yard started laughing and pointing and then went to lean back onto the fence that was behind the bench turns out it had broken off where I was standing and I fell straight through and into the mud him in the New York City Subway a guy elbows me out of the way to get into the turnstile first yelling vaguely that he has a train to catch no shoot through the turnstile turn the corner and there are a few cops set up near a folding table and he gets pulled to have his back searched this shoot is the worst my other pet peeve is when the subway is coming to the next stop and someone in the middle has to loudly declare move out of the way I have to get off uhha chair so does pretty much everyone else on the subway wait your turn I worked at a grocery store I was stocking instant noodles on a big sale display all I had was the cheap small step to step stool you know the one with a bar that runs across the top step reaching down to the stool from the shelf I was standing on was about three feet I had a 60% chance my foot would land on the top bar and collapse the thing I asked a co-worker to use his shoulder as a handle as I got down my supervisor called me a princess for getting assistance soon after he was stocking the two liter coke bottles on a sales display he tried to get down heat up the 40% success rate jump onto the stem hit the top bar the stepladder collapsed he broke his arm and took down half of the display I just clocked out and left before they told me to clean up the spilled soda all over the place I was driving home on the highway during a horrible blizzard at night the roads were extremely slick and dangerous I was going about 30 miles per hour my daughter was a newborn and it was the first time I had ever driven in the snow with her I was nervous some jerk in a huge truck is doing 65 passing everyone in the slow lane and just being really risky and ignorant to the conditions and other drivers in general he passed me and I was like you're gonna crash bro right at that moment the dude fishtails loses control and crashes into a ditch don't worry I'm not a sadist he was completely fine I know this because I saw him emerge from the truck and do a little angry freakout dance his truck wasn't fine that's what you get for endangering others during a blizzard driving through Philly and standstill traffic Sarma shot decides to use the shoulder as a lane to cut in line the vehicle he ended up cutting off was a state trooper an instant whoop-whoop and told to pull off the highway over a loudspeaker I cold and stopped laughing that time I had my shoe stolen I was 70 went to a party where there were kids from two different high schools when I went inside I took off my brand new Nike Air matter shoes that I had just bought for 140 dollars hours later when I went to leave my shoes went on we had an idea of who took them a guy from the other school that didn't have proof I was so sad and so embarrassed I had to drive home in my socks long story short a week later Monica the girl who threw the party shows up on my doorstep holding something behind her back turns out she went to a party and saw the guy who stole my shoes wearing them when he took them off after a smoke break she snagged them now standing in front of me she reveals my mics she told me the best part was watching him look for them just like I had and then leave in his socks walking down the San Antonio Riverwalk guy in front of us gets pooped on by a bird friend turns to me and says sucks to suck friend literally gets pooped on as well right at this moment our soul kid in middle school kept trying to steal my cell phone it was a cheap flip phone Butthead do it just to piss me off a school had a rule that you cold and have your phone out in class teacher left the classroom for a second to have a brief word with an administrator jerkies kid grabbed my phone teacher came back in a moment later and caught him red-handed with my phone out she won't believe it whilst his phone he got detention back in high school I was kind of being a dick to a girl I was friends with nothing too bad just some friendly teasing but still then I turned around and fell down a flight of stairs even mid-fall the comer and the justice did not escape me we both found it pretty funny at the end of the day in locker room after gym class this freshman kid who was really popular and always talked a lot of shoot started messing with this guy who was kind of awkward and kind of got picked on a lot apparently they got in each other's way in flag football or something or could guy ignore cc KY kid for a while until the CC KY kid pushed him or could guy had enough and hit the CC ky guy in the face three times before he hit the ground knocked his front teeth out as we were all leaving school and talking about it the overall consensus was well that's what happens when you talk that much shoes and my dog tried to eat my sushi while I was away from the table for a second I came back to missing wasabi and a disgusted looking dog the first time I ordered sushi I was on a date I thought the wasabi was a vocano paste I stole my dates a baccardo paste and put generous amounts on all my sir she bites I kept repeating I had no idea sir she was so effing spicy my date Colden to figure out what I was talking about us not ran down my face as the sushi we shared was definitely not the spicy kind I finally admitted that I stole the avocado paste in my date cold and stopped laughing I totally deserved it in the UK kids wear Blazers and ties to school and a common bullying tactic that jerks used was to run up to kids pull their toys so they get really tightly knotted on the besson the bus was really full and I was standing in front of one such bully he grabbed my tire just as the bus had to break sharply he lost his footing and the only thing keeping him upright was the fact that he was holding my tie he had grabbed the wrong [ __ ] it wasn't noted by simply in tied it he fell on his bum that was the last time I was knotted I was working in a supermarket when panicked customer aid came up to me and said head accidentally left his cash in the ATM and had anyone handed it him I was about to say no when customer B appeared behind him and said had been trying to catch up to him had been queuing behind him at the ATM and saw what happened so had got the money for him it was 200 pounds so a decent amount customer a was super grateful and offered him some of the money but he won't take it customer B then bought us scratch kurt scratched it and found head one five pounds not a whopping amount of karma but karma nonetheless at a job as a mechanic I got a part that was completely correct except the electrical plug was a different shape I found out after I installed it for the record it did plug in just didn't have long enough prongs to communicate I had to order the right part again and take this one off and install the right one all while only getting paid to put the correct one on lost about 1/3 hours my coworker laughed and said that you won't make that mistake again pay attention next time his very next job he put all four tires on backwards sometimes a directional said the same thing to him I knew I would use it against him didn't know it would be that soon TL DR I made a hard to spot mistake dude made fun of me his very next job he made an easy to spot mistake I made fun of him my dad told me this story he was driving back from the shore when traffic got really bad about a mile ahead there was an accident that had brought traffic to a crawl [ __ ] happens my dad decides to be patient about it others weren't so patient people began driving on the shoulder in order to get ahead of the traffic this pisses my dad off we all know how this goes we do the right thing and are punished for it whereas these [ __ ] are skipping in front traffic and will probably get away with it he thought about following this stream of cars onto the shoulder but he decided he'd do the right thing and wait as he got closer he saw two cops in a parking lot one cop was directing all of the shoulder drivers into the parking lot while the other wrote all of those drivers tickets he describes it as one of the most satisfying things he's ever se do this is one of my favorites as well many years ago I went up to an amusement park with a friend on a beautiful summer day as we got closer to the exit ramp leading to the park traffic starts backing up because of the amount of other people with the same idea same thing happened as in your story where people started peeling off into the shoulder to get around the line of cars waiting the fact that some people were already doing it seemed to entice others until the line on the shoulder came up to just a few car lengths ahead of us we keep slowly moving forward but the cars on the shoulder errant it assumed that it was just a situation of them not being able to merge back into traffic but as we got to our exit we found there was a single cop car parked at the end and there were a few cops walking down the line of cars writing tickets I don't remember what we did at the park that day but I often think about those cars and smile I was nearly hit by a cyclist who was going the wrong way down a one-way street while he was screaming at me for not looking where I was going because it only checked traffic in the direction it was supposed to go he cycled into the front of a car going the correct direction I was driving into a construction zone where three lanes converged to one right at the point it became one lane a car tried to pass me on my right I slowed down so he won't hit me but he ran over one of those metal lane dividers it got caught up in his bat right wheel well and went around a few times I could see and hear his make a mess of his fender last I saw he was pulling over to inspect the damage I banged my knee on the corner for a hotel bed and my husband was laughing his ass off while he was brushing his teeth in the bathroom as soon as he walks out of the bathroom is it is me the exact same way and I got to laugh my ass off my boyfriend has a big GMC and one winter it was really snowy and a bunch of cars had gone into the ditch as yeah to because he's a nice guy he was spending his day off pulling people out for free at one point while he was helping someone some [ __ ] flew by him wailing on the horn and flipping him off out the window he got done pulling the car out and headed up the road in the direction that Jackass had gone a mile up the road they found him standing outside of his car which was now plowed into a giant freaking tree boyfriend honked his horn waved and kept driving jus-just hung his head like a scalded dog truly beautiful saw a guy in a gorgeous sports car every I think honking and yelling at a pedestrian in the crosswalk pedestrian had the right of way and was crossing during the signal immediately after they passed the guy guns it and ants around the corner and rear-ends a cop who was in the middle of writing a ticket there was a truck parked on the street that was just enough to obstruct cerrar a guy's line of sight through the turn it was glorious I didn't even see it happen I just heard the crunch right after he turned the corner not Instant Karma but I remember in middle school I knew a kid that would go door to door collecting donations for the walkathon and had keep the money for himself to use the money to buy video games with it one day he loans his friend his game collection his friend moved away with it not instant but karma nonetheless my dad kept getting his lunch stolen at work one day so he got my mother to get the spiciest hot sauce on the market to put on the sandwich lo and behold the guy who stole it was looking red as a hot iron they fired the guy in my dad got to eat his lunch again one time in middle school this guy who was relatively new at our school was making fun of a girl in our class who fell in the hallway in between classes coincidentally this was a girl I had a crush on he was a little bit of a class clown and was mocking her making her look stupid and clumsy apparently he misjudged his footing and while attempting to jokingly ate the way she had fallen actually fell for real and landed squarely on his back in front of everybody he broke his arm in the process passing him by in the hallway I saw him just lying there surrounded by adults and staring up at the ceiling face completely expressionless he didn't come back to school pretty sure he moved after that I would have to that a police car rounded the corner just in time for me and a guy to tell them that a bunch of kids had just thrown a firework at the owner of a nearby store it was literally moments later and they could see the kids running down the road from where we stopped them I've got two can't really decide on which one is best one driving to work during a snowstorm pretty much everyone is taking it easy because no some guy in an Infiniti fx35 thinks that has invincible so he comes driving down the road probably 15 miles an hour faster than everyone else so he goes past me and I don't see him again until the fork in the road mr. superhero went into the turn too fast and slammed into a nine fence at the triangle dividing the two streets he was fine because he was outside of his car looking at it with a look of confusion ii was driving home one night around 10:00 p.m. him stopped at a red light in front of a shopping mall about midway down the block the east and westbound road is separated by a pedestrian island someone pulls up next to me at the light looks around and drives through the red light suddenly from the opposite side of the street red and blue lights a whoop-whoop of a siren and an NYPD self hops the island and pulls the guy over the police we're and camped out or anything just waiting at the red light on their side of the street right place at the right time this happened a couple of months back young driver in a brand new Merc dangerously overtaking me and others on a single lane caught up with him at the next set of lights to lean mine turning his going straight both with a car ahead of us did the universal wind down your window sign and suggested he cool his driving or he will get into a crash told me to freak off lights go green he boots it off the line smack into the back of the car in front bonnet bent in Hoss radiated blown airbags deployed I got out check the other poor innocent driver was unharmed gave him my details as a witness gave the deck head driver the old told-you-so and carried on my way in elementary school all the kids went to the bus stop together as walked one of the second graders ran into a lamppost one of my classmates couldn't stop laughing we cross the street and he was still laughing his ass off and didn't look where he was going you know what's coming he ran into a lamppost as well and instantly got laughed at was that a showjumping event and a little girl went up to a famous showjumper with her book of famous riders and asked him to sign it she couldn't find him in the book and asked if he could help her he responded find it yourself and walked away in his final round after the incident worth $100,000 first jump the horse stopped and he fell face-first into the floor not going to lie I was laughing the best one was a real a fine goon at my school he got up on the roof of a shirt to piss on kids as they left the shed but this dumb bully fell off the roof resulting in a broken wrist injured Wang and humiliation I remember a kid climbing on the roof of a classroom to get conkers to throw down at people walking past he threw one at someone in the year below who caught it magnificently then returned it with absolute precision directly into the guy on the roofs left eye the weird thing was no one said anything we all saw it and just accepted that the Karma had indeed been doubt kid on the roof climbed down and went to the matron I was walking to the store with a friend when we were 13 we heard someone yelling at us and turned around to see some kid about 50 feet away he was yelling and calling us FS and every other homophobic word you know at that age as we started to walk over to confront him he did a 180 and started running while turning well he spun around and ran face-first into a tree and hit it hard enough that he fell to the ground from the impact we cold and stop laughing and hopefully that was enough embarrassment for him to learn a lesson I'm so late to this party but this is too good not to share when I was about 16 and my brother was 12 we lived on a ranch we had horses cats dogs and chickens because of the horses we had this thing called a lunge whip it's basically a long flexible pole with a length of rope at the end my brother and I were waiting for the horses to finish eating little bro was dragging around the lunch wig at first to play with the cats but then Dec she starts snapping the whip near the cats mostly to irritate me hey don't do that mom already said that you weren't supposed to and if you accidentally hit one of them LLL beat you up me little bro looks me in the eyes and says I do what I want he flicks the whip once more and it snaps back and hits him straight on the deck I have called him that bruised for years was skiing at Breckenridge and they have a Bartow lifts for those which don't know what that is it basically a big upside-down six foot tall uppercase T which is pulled by a cable you hold on and it slide you up the mountain the T shape allows for two people to hold on to either side of the croc of the T people fall off of this all the time when they are not used to it which gives locals a sense of superiority well one brave young boy maybe 12 to 14 on a snowboard set out to handle the t-bar he lost his footing about thirty seconds in but held on despite being dragged this happens often but usually for only a few seconds as most have good enough sense to let go instead this boy was dragged up more than a thousand feet on his belly I was behind him as was another couple we could not believe he was holding on well that bus stopped further up for someone else didn't stop for him and he is too exhausted to stand up and fix his situation but the couple behind him have been laughing so hard that when that bar abruptly started up again they fell off bottom line is he made it to the top and they did not not a case of bad karma luckily my friend and I were walking out of Marmot when a homeless man asked me for money for food I don't ever carry cash on me so I say I'm sorry I don't have any go to walk away however I had worked earlier that day and still had an open snacks in my car so I walked back up to him and say I don't have any money but I do have some snacks and water in my car that I can give you his face lit up so I walked to my car and grabbed the snacks and walked back I hand him the bag it had a grin on a bar two bags of chips some crackers and two water bottles he thanks me about 20 X and I tell him to have a good day so I go to my friend's house and we are just hanging out and I'm scrolling through a city wide selling page on Facebook I had just bought a new king-size bed and didn't have a bed set for it I came across this beautiful solid wood frame with built-in drawers that was in perfect condition the seller had it listed for $100 she was selling it because it didn't fit in her new house so I have my husband and some friends get a truck and we go to get it that same day I gave the lady the $100 and she mentions that I meant to post it for $1,000 but mistyped since we already agreed on the price before I realized it you can have it for the $100 and that's how I gave a homeless man food and good karma greeted me with a practically new bed set for $100 [Music] you [Music] [Music]

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Published: Thu Apr 23 2020