The best and most controversial jokes from the annual White House Correspondents' Dinner

Donald Trump has been saying that he will run for president as a Republican which is surprising since I just assumed he was running as a joke we count on the press to shed light on the most important issues of the day we know that that polls are just a collection of statistics that reflect what people are thinking in reality and reality has a well-known liberal bias I mean look at your hair is so white and tried to punch me at a trump rally Huckabee Sanders you know if it's Sarah Sanders is it Sarah Huckabee Sanders is it cousin Huckabee is it anti Huckabee Sanders like what's uncle time but for white women who disappoint other white women they say that inside every American governor is a president struggling to get out in Chris Christie's case it's the only one where you can still hear him screaming if in 1995 you told me that in 2013 we'd have an african-american president with the middle named Hussein who was just re-elected to a second term in a sluggish economy I would have said oh he must have run against Mitt Romney oh by the way you guys black lives matter is here tonight I'm just kidding relax white people they're not just a joke let's relax just relax we are graced with Sarah's presence tonight I have to say I'm a little star-struck I love you as aunt Lydia on The Handmaid's Tale I stand by this man because he stands for things not only for things he stands on things things like aircraft carriers and rubble and recently flooded city squares and that sends a strong message that no matter what happens to America she will always rebound with the most powerfully staged photo ops in the world say what you will about mr. Trump he certainly would bring some change to the White House let's see what we've got up there we gotta address the elephant that's not in the room the leader of our country is not here and that's because he lives in Moscow it is a very long flight it'd be hard for GLAAD to make it GLAAD can't just make it on a Saturday it's a Saturday no one is prouder to put this birth certificate matter to rest than the Donald and that's because he can finally get back to focusing on the issues that matter like did we fake the moon landing Fox News is having a party security is tough so make sure you bring your driver's license and your long-form driver's license but if you're blind don't worry about it just bring that dynomite smile the nonstop focus on billionaire donors creates real problems for our democracy I am a black man who replaced a white man who pretended to be a TV newscaster so yeah and that way Lester Holt and I have a lot in common

Channel: The Independent

Views: 520,451

Keywords: White House, Dinner, Correspondent, Jokes, Compilation

Id: d-VF9foQ_7E

Length: 3min 21sec (201 seconds)

Published: Fri Apr 26 2019