The 1-Star Reviews of Amazon

Amazon Jeff no Jeff Bezos what do all of these things have in common other laterally actually the Jeff Bezos started Amazon that's it's pretty obvious look if you've been breathing oxygen on this planet in the last five years you're probably an Amazon Prime member that's how they're trying to get us okay every last human being on this planet will be a prime member and that's on bozo Jeff Bezos but how many of us have actually left a review I haven't I don't know like what has just spark inside of you to want to leave review that's what I don't understand if I really like something I'm just gonna enjoy it I'm not gonna spend time writing a review and if I hate something oh well like I don't care that much I've never been that passionate about something kind of sad recently on a ever long that I've been reading reviews a lot because I just moved to a new house and there's some very mean or funny reviews most of the one-star reviews are just people being super harsh for no reason take this one for example this one is a carbon monoxide detector one-star doesn't work alarm sounds as soon as I put the batteries in and won't stop sir that means you have co2 in your home I hope he's alright are you okay st.paul no one's heard of this guy since June 11th 2017 or take this one-star review of this immortality books one-star I died this book doesn't work at all I wonder if s Hall wrote that with you look at this dinosaur kids pillowcase what okay so in the listing it looks like I mean there's a kid sleeping on the pillow right like that's what you expect to get in the mail you expect the dinosaur pillow but in reality boom god I'd feel so uncomfortable sleeping on that every day whose idea was this whose kid is that and then some people just sarcastically leave five-star reviews when in reality the product sucks so there's having fun with it look at this half keyboard which by the way I don't why who's doing this who he who needs this five-star review a great bard best board s forgot I'll trade it for three weeks ad in I've tried it for three weeks and it works great I recovered it to our AGA's odd watching face stars stars guys come on leave the video fav stars below I wear this mask to sing lullabies to my children they are terrified of the mask whenever they protest about their bedtime or ask for too many sweets I whip on the mask with a we've been on and they soon know who is the king penguin that's just weird and then he got a noise cancelling headphones so I'm not so funny story someone in the apartment unit above us got stabbed says Adam according to the cop who interviewed us the attacker rang the upstairs doorbell and when the guy answered the attacker forced his way in and stabbed the guy you want to know what the scary part is I didn't hear a thing thanks to my amazing HyperX cloud to headphones unfortunately I already had this exact picture tattooed on my chest this shirt is very useful in colder weather I don't know who would get this tattooed on them let alone buy it I'm sorry who's paying 1893 for this shirt a joke where is baby's belly button do not buy this book you can see the ending right on the cover it's right there there's the belly button at least they didn't click bait so next we have the Hutzler 5 7 1 banana slicer I literally have this this is what happened when I tried using this product banana banana slicer okay it looks like mashed potatoes it doesn't work so I got a lot of flack for doing it like that but I'm not alone on this okay from El Worth's perfect if you want to get fired I was sitting on the couch in my doorbell rang I left off the sofa and ran to the door screaming banana slicer I opened the package immediately and snatched a banana to slice without instructions included I did not realize I had to peel the banana first thank you sure it was a gooey mess and I had to grab another this time I peeled it but my banana was too small he didn't feel the whole slicer I went to Walmart customer service do you have any giant bananas do you have any the attendant turned away I think he was laughing he called for another attendant they went to the back and brought out the biggest bananas I have ever seen I went home with the bananas I peel the bananas and use the banana slicer it was so satisfying he cut the bananas I did it all day and forgot to go to work I got a call from my boss you're fired he screamed I cried I'm no longer Jake from State Farm I am now just James so that's what Jake from State Farm has been up to this is hilarious that people leave reviews like this I thought my comment section was funny who spends their time doing this so this is a dog costume these are adorable look at this dog how could you leave a one-star review on this what a waste of money says bakery sensei I take this thing out of the package in the gold chain immediately falls off then I try it on my dog in the boat pops off what a cheap piece of garbage look no one promised quality okay you're lucky you even got it at all look how cute that picture is I pay 1666 just to see this picture dog Ryder's cowboy costume I need this item was very cheaply made cowboy doesn't sit up as much as the pictures show he's barely sitting up at all very disappointed when's the target and got a better cowboy costume that cost less you can buy cowboy costumes at Target a five-pound bag of gummi bears I can't wait to hear how this went unless it's a gift for someone you hate says Christine oh man oh man words cannot express what happened to me after eating these the gummy bear cleanse if you're someone that can tolerate the sugar substitute enjoy if you were like the dozens of people that tried my order run first of all for taste I would rate these a five so good soft true to taste fruit flavors like the sugar variety I was a happy camper but or should I say but not long after eating about 20 of these all hell broke loose I had a gastrointestinal experience like nothing I've ever imagined cramps sweating bloating beyond my worst nightmare funny isn't even like a whole pack it's like a normal-sized pack of gummy bears dude Christine are you good I've had food poisoning from some bad shellfish and now is almost like a skip in the park compared to what was going on inside of me but wait there's more what came out of me felt like someone tried to funnel Niagara Falls through a coffee straw flammable liquid napalm and it went on for hours I felt violated when I was over which I think might have been sometime in the early morning of the next day there was stuff coming out of me that I ate at my wedding in 2005 I had five pounds of these innocent looking to locate but I don't think they are supposed to eat five pounds at once and five pounds of these innocent looking delicious tasting hell bears so I told my friend about what happened to me thinking it had to be some type of sensitivity I had to the sugar substitute and in spite of my warnings in graphic descriptions she decided to take her chances and take them off my hands see Ellie a woman her sister was skeptical in suspecting that we were she took them to work since there was still 99% of a five-pound bag left she works for a construction company where their builders roofers house painters landscapers etc lots of people generally have limited access to toilets on a given day I can't imagine where all of these warm men and women poop that day I keep envisioning men on roofs crossing their legs and trying to decide if they can make it down the ladder or if they should just jump just end it all if you order these best of luck to you and please don't post a video review oh my god what is this a UFO detector I don't know if this is a scammer of mine was broken but it doesn't work and I'm still getting abducted by UFOs on a regular basis there are no wolves in this movie the knuckle blaster nine hundred nine hundred fifty thousand volt stun gun not actually steve says amazing I purchased this after I was confronted by some punks demanding that I hand over my money bla bla bla I cool he asked remember me huh one of them looked up and said have you come back to buy some Samoas or Thin Mints my Girl Scout troop needs to raise more money I replied you're not taking my money this time but Sir they're delicious she said I whipped out my knuckle blaster stun gun hand and shouted Bravo five girls ran away what is going on what guy who sets a few roses delivers what it promises it's a can of lighter fluid it's flammable there's four ounces of tea what four ounces this is the product for you why does every review not like this this guy bought a keyboard cover see photo and notice that it doesn't fit the 2016 MacBook Pro 15 inches keyboard even no description clearly states that it should did you try flipping it upside down yeah I bought this light because as you can see from the picture I have a few visitors living in the mountains of NC this bright torchlight is the needed sense of security when I'm walking outside at night oh my god works perfectly and hangs by my door for any trips I have to make outdoors after the Sun Goes Down I don't want to run into that fellow you see on the pic if I can help me bear wait blank in front of this guy hi my name is Fred I want to have to review this book for my mom she recently purchased it on Amazon it looks so interesting my friend Barney and I decided to read it first we found this to be a fabulous book so entertaining we could hardly put it down the cover was excellent and pastry was delicious starting to think that the dog is Fred however we found this in a part of the book to lack sustenance the front part of the book was much better all in all his great book I'm afraid to have to wait for my mom to buy a new copy so she can yeah it was so good we basically devoured it that's literally fred is the dog writing the review okay this is the only review on a book hi I didn't buy it so this lady bought a hair straightening brush no more Bed Head is a real picture of a real person not a glamorous young thing this is real life I love it I'm mister reviewing Amazon products cuz I could do way better than these guys thanks for watching let's get Trent let's get ten eight trillion likes we're almost at a billion subscribers so rack them up by I don't know what I'm doing that like use I don't actually have to take a poop right now so I'm just gonna kind of yeah is it the same like what do you think I'm like actually oh nice greatness absolute greatness okay I'm sure you guys gonna have a tournament tonight everyone hold in your pee and poop as long as you can right now it's tournament oh I've been holding it

Channel: Ryan Trahan

Views: 1,782,069

Rating: 4.9563675 out of 5

Keywords: Ryan, Trahan, ryan trahan, amazon, 1 star amazon reviews, weird side of amazon

Id: A9qP3eNOqDo

Length: 10min 4sec (604 seconds)

Published: Tue Nov 19 2019