I tried following the worst DIY tutorial ever (Collins Key)

okay well that's way too high what okay there we go and voila my channel everyone so in the last video I told you guys I was gonna update you on my no-shave November journey and here you go I mean this what day is it it's we're swear a week into No Shave November when I'm filming this if you look really hard there's a mustache coming in so I'm gonna be honest with you guys I'm just gonna be straight up I didn't have an idea for this week's video I was like wow what am I gonna do obviously yeah it's not that deep I was literally just like what am I gonna do so I posted on my Instagram I was like hey guys if you have any creative ideas if you have anything that you want to see me do that's like not putting my life in danger I'll probably do it so just comment down below and then one person commented Emma Emma Schultz commented try following a Collins Key tutorial and at the time I forgot who can't ski was so I looked him up immediately remember who he was because this I mean look at his thumb nails he's that guy I just remember watching one of his videos a few months ago actually equating that to drugs I'm just gonna play a clip really quick of one of his videos so there's like a little bit of context so you know like what he's like that's literally exhausting and you may be wondering hey Ryan what's up with the yellow what's going on what's this like awesome professional backdrop to it it's not that well done it's not professional at all but I had a you know fancy everything up because this video this one right now you're watching it's sponsored by C geek if you guys don't know C geek is an app that make fine tickets super easy fun relatable quirky team sis might even get your wicks a natural you're on cdep anyways you can do everything on your phone from like buying the ticket to going to the event and just like scanning it in and they really do have the best deal so basically they have this like scoring system so if you're looking for tickets online on see geek you'll be able to tell if you're getting a good deal or not you know so it makes it super easy you're not just going in blindly and trying to find the best deal they literally show you the best deal so next time you're going to an event just remember this video and use my code Trahan for $20 off your first purchase doesn't get much better than that so yeah thanks Iggy and let's get into this Vince I'm gonna show you the extent to how unprofessional this setup is okay first of all I'm filming on this box on a chair in my living room look at the lights the lights are literally blinding me but I bought this roll of paper on Amazon and it works really well I use it for a photo shoot actually I mean look at that that's my living room that's that's supposed to be for living and it's just yeah so this video that we're gonna be doing following a Collins Key tutorial takes place in the kitchen because it's like food hacks it's like DIY food hacks or something I have something to show you don't get mad don't get angry at me because this is not pretty this is not a good site but this is my kitchen right now I know it's really scary but I'm gonna clean it up right now you guys want to see some magic here we go I'm gonna clean this kitchen with the snap of a finger in three two gosh dang and I wish that worked okay I'm gonna clean it for real BRB we clean the kitchen okay everyone it's time you get started I'm a little nervous I think I'm gonna have a migraine after this but I'm just gonna gonna go for it I mean this video right here that we're about to watch eight best DIY food hacks you need to know how to do challenge 14 million views 14 million so that that doesn't make any sense to me but I'm not gonna ask any questions I'm just gonna you know I'm gonna really give this a chance I'm gonna actually try to do these food hacks that they are presenting to these people I'm a little excited a little nervous and probably gonna be ready for a nap out for this year so what we're gonna do is I guess we'll just start watching the video I've made laptop here yeah very professional set up if you ask me here we go yeah do that how do you make it orange orange what you want an orange a little bit oh my god they're so high energy they're like talking over each other at a hundred miles an hour I don't understand what they're saying right now that video started out faster I can't think of any jokes did you make it or does not get me an orange peel watermelon right now let's go what did he just say what did he just say just now hold on I'm gonna put this on 0.25 speed just to try to understand what he just said I'm not gonna knock in a question his delivery secret is you don't need one watermelon you need in fact watermill is actually having the micro hairs on them so on what I've never seen hair on a watermelon look at this what can i that can I get some shaving cream on it oh so you put a mustache on the watermelon now he's putting shaving cream on the said Waterman I should probably get my watermelon out you know I bought I bought my fruits they're back there behind me so that's what we're gonna be using do we have a cutting board oh yeah we do so here's our watermelon I'm gonna go get a knife okay so I'm not gonna like put shaving cream on this because that doesn't make any sense I will will like cut this watermelon you didn't even take off the hair bro look how he's acting in this no way can we just imagine like what this would be like without editing like what it's like on set look at this look at this clip again yeah super awesome sandpaper let's go what whoa without editing these guys would literally be the biggest weirdos I've ever seen in my life oh my god what I don't even know what this is for exactly do you think I'm doing a good job here's here's a shaved watermelon shaved I'm pretty sure the correct word is peeled right or look it doesn't matter okay what I do next what I do next Colin is his name Collins is his first name Collins hearing that's gonna just relax him and now that he's relaxed into a very subdued and quiet state it's time to wake him up he just smashed the one he just smashed like an extra watermelon am I supposed to peel it or not this tutorial isn't very easy to follow when you pull out a giant what is that a key oh because he's Colin's key ah okay the guy on the right like isn't that bad but Colin Collins this dude's a maniac what if you actually like this in real situations just in real life it's like ordering hey sir what can I get for you number six I'm sweating the exact noise I made okay so I'm going to get the other watermelon right now and they told me to cut it in half and that's what I'm gonna do what's that there would you like ah so now I don't know why I used an ice-cream scooper but I I'm just gonna follow the tutorial I'm just gonna follow what they say I don't know I can just cut it out with a knife but I guess this is better dude this is like good watermelon I don't even waste this yeah we're not rich like Colin's key so we're gonna put this in a container and not throw it away oh [ __ ] we'll be able to eat this later watermelon is very good for you kids also don't use a knife at home forgot to say that scoop scoop scoop Scooby's scoop scoop I get some camera get this on camera yeah oh there's the inside of it not bad just this is kind of tiring oh yeah oh he's a lot more in there all this watermelon is going on the fridge for later all right what's next okay go in hyper speed right now activate it I don't know what hyperspeed is but I'll put this watermelon on the other watermelon I guess okay I think my other watermelon was a lot bigger yeah it's not gonna work hi it looks kind of cool it's like a it's like a egg okay so I'm gonna cut I'm gonna cut it off a little more so it actually works what is this for again this isn't a food hack this is just like putting a watermelon setting up a watermelon like I could have just bought one watermelon and had the same thing I don't understand what this is I would not trust this I don't think I would eat a watermelon that's been opened and somehow isn't connected to the rest of the watermelon oh god let's go alright guys here's a watermelon I'm gonna open it to who after I just open up a watermelon and then what I got this thing alright now we're doing the next thing this round you challenged us to make orange jack-o'-lantern so right now let's go my super sonic hands I can crush them hard to grip things alright now let's go I just can't get over how he always says right now let's go like it just doesn't make any sense you know okay next we're doing jack-o'-lanterns with where the oranges I thought hacks were supposed to be like helpful yeah we're just playing with fruit at this point first up we got to tenderize these oranges Jacka laters they're supposed to be round not old shaped frog okay I guess first that that tenderize the oranges I don't know where does he get these like staffs he just has like a dinosaur stick he has this huge that's what he said I mean I don't have any like weapons that he had they're like the weirdest things weirdest objects yeah that's a little magic Genie juice on this thing though magic Genie juice he said he's gonna add magic Genie juice I thought this was a kid show Colin oh all right so now it's gonna remove the top so here we go it's empty now so the next step it's okay I don't know where they got these little knives I literally only have this big knife I'm gonna have to use this so I'm gonna I'm gonna hollow this out now cut the top off you said it just squirt it a bit I'm gonna cut around the the actual orange I'm gonna use our ice cream scooper again see if this works I'm a professional I I think a spoon might be better for this let's get the rest of it out these noises are graphic dude the amount of juice coming out of this orange okay so now we have a hollow orange and what I'm gonna do is cut out a face right does that what they say to do all right the designs are on and now it's time to scar by mouth our eyeball number one has been completed well this is actually way easier than they expect don't don't use knives of kids I mean kids don't use knives don't use knives that kids is also good advice oh no nope cheese he seems nice right I'm proud of him I didn't think this far we don't have a candle what if we decided on fire you know what I'll just do some editing then wow look at look at him he's a lantern and he's on fire there is oh I have an idea Oh guys look at me I've been orange okay so I finished my orange lantern and now they're like before they reveal theirs there they do this like subscribe thing it's like you watch this these jack-o'-lanterns turned out so cool it broke yours it's absolutely insane so here's a big reveal free gym we were first 5 seconds of the card challenge we want to see if you can subscribe to this channel and turn on the channel post notifications in 5 seconds are you ready here we go 5 4 3 2 1 done this is just above all its obnoxious right they do this thing they build up all this hype like oh my god guys this Lantern is insane we're gonna reveal it in three two wait we're gonna see if you guys can subscribe in five seconds five four like it's not a hard task to subscribe in five second it takes like two seconds without any effort whatsoever like is anyone actually gonna see this as a challenge like 5 sec like I can't imagine the countdown being that intense and then it's like okay hey Dad I couldn't do it just don't know I couldn't do it in five seconds do the sole oh my god now I can't be in the keeper no you don't understand give me the keeper squad it's only the keeper squad we know that honestly it takes like two seconds max to like subscribe throwing up so right now guys we're on to the next one for this round you challenge that from the go whole bunch of aquatic snack hugs what are you wearing bra I'm a dolphin or should I say god this is exhausting okay I don't have a dolphin suit but I do have something else Hayley if you're watching this I'm sorry you're swimming you're crawling and clapping again this is one of those things I'm imagining like without editing this is what he's doing on set I'm taking this off now sweating my armpits mostly my armpits yeah except we got the banana so right now just give need one banana so there we go perfect I've got one banana or you know instead of like swinging them everywhere you could've just now through the final blessing process [Music] what the [ __ ] is going on right now I'm so confused you guys if you can do is be very careful I'm crying a little bit all right they're doing the most like rambunctious things and yet I feel like they don't really care enough about the disclaimers what kind of knife is that okay that's not that intimidating I guess it's not as bad as this so first step is you cut off this top part and then you move it off the side cuz we're gonna use it later okay wait what okay so you cut off the top part like this okay okay now I need to cut the banana and Ingle let's do top heavy I don't think I need to cut it any angle actually yeah it's not supposed to be an angle oh haha okay now what we're gonna chop it down the center of it boom nailed it okay now you cut this down the middle oh god I'm scared this isn't a hack what are we doing with our lives now okay that's coming like a dolphin though that's fun Weasley dolphin you got to add a little I hold that a little area right over here and then I'm gonna put this little bit of I like rotten stuff okay and then I put eye holes I'm gonna poke some eye holes in there Oh oh god oh god he's got a big eye over here alright now I'm gonna put these in there oh my god so just meters he look really sad yeah he looks you look so sad oh it looks old that's how he looks he looks old what wise see what else we do the top of that you make little triangles on evasions like that wait no we're supposed to give them a fin all right it's kind of cool actually groups hey guys what's going on if you really liking the video like the video 5 4 3 2 1 ah okay this one's finished okay what's next right yeah okay so I'm not gonna do this next egg one because it literate just looks so dumb they're trying to like design things with eggs but they end up just looking like eggs what is that so that's stupid it's not a hack they're practically just making eggs not doing a very good job of it either but then they do this thing again where it's like it's a big flip you ready three two first three take a light chugs we want to see if you can like this video in three seconds are you ready here we go three two one done and by that by the time we finish saying what they're saying it's already been like five seconds it's like three what do you know - what duh it's so it's so bad and then they just continue flipping the eggs and every time they attempt to flip it they're just like oh no like I'm just imagining them in like five years it's like totally unfulfilled in soulless when they're doing these things like Oh like this video in three seconds Oh subscribe in five seconds first step can take an apple drop it on your cutting board and then we take these these up a couple Dini floors listen this dude is on some [ __ ] oh my god wait what these aren't even instructions like the guy on the right is actually doing the DIY and the guy on the left is literally just so there's no actual instructions on like how to do the DIY it's just like it's just this guy going crazy like look at that it looks like a dinosaur but there's like teeth and stuff what kind of seeds are those I don't know haven't guess I guess I'm just gonna try to do this by myself oh Jesus we cut that in half what but just like that okay I don't have like whatever seeds those are so I'm just gonna use toothpicks for the teeth also this looks awful this actually looks pretty good what oh I got you these give me a vision into the future here we go bro are you good okay now I need strawberries I have those so the strawberry is the tongue they didn't tell us that I just had to find that out by myself I'm kind of DIY is this put that in there bro what am i doing with my life I mean it doesn't look bad but like if anyone that I know just like walks through the door would you like to eat me for nutrition value will do that can go in a slow my love for this road you challenge us to try to find a plant oh my gosh into a pair okay next up we need a pineapple I have one there's toothpicks all under my feet right now I'm gonna put on some shoes okay this is the last one I'm doing it requires a pineapple and scissors I'm saying about dude a lot today like right here you now have the burp where he just said all right you're gonna want to cut right about Luther oh okay now what it's kind of like yeah you're not gonna do that so I think I can't stop looking at the merch in the background it's just a big sheet everywhere there's a bunch of yeast the next type of clamp Center what you do is your scissors and you cut off some of these leaves near the bottom okay so just to cut off these leaves according to the guy on the right who actually knows what he's doing at Collins alright so you just cut this off I'm trying picture of her I can't I can't either at this point this so this is what we have and somehow this is gonna turn into a bird okay it's just not working man hmm carrot pick slinging solutions he's gotta go over the top of the pineapple here and just can we just like focus on the guy on the right like he's actually he's telling he's teaching us how to do this [ __ ] the guy on the left is literally just destroying his pineapple with carrots and like whatever you can find no I tried to use the pineapple of Destiny to finish it off and you know what to celebrate we're going to use the trumpet of triumph I'm pretty sure I was more mature than this before I could talk I just have to kind of figure this out by myself this DIY is but this is the worst tutorial I've ever seen it was what what's going on get off of there I definitely it's got myself whatever the show must go on crazy here's the big reveal three if you want to win a 15 minute video call wick down tonight text the word food to eat 1-800 feed they do the countdown and then they like plug something texts food to 81 800 all right let's see two pair three two wait we have an entire ad read right now this is this is upsetting me what so now it's calmness but carrot Oh carrot so are you guys is comment down below who made a better one they totally just like abandon the actual tutorial part and now they just have their completed parent I guess I just have to figure this out by myself we get a couple of raisins to pick number one to pick number two what can I use for a beak if I don't have a carrot okay I'm gonna try to make a beak out of this orange have no idea how I'm gonna do this alright so this is our last food hack this really doesn't look that bad you know considering they didn't tell me how to do it what is that what do you mean it's a parrot I think I don't know what the puck don't know the rest of the pineapples for look it looks like a parrot right why you making that face he's making a face yeah I get it too confused yeah my god there's a parrot in our apartment yeah anything alright I think I'm gonna get the whole family here for like a for a family portrait here's my big happy family thanks to Colin's key wow this is devastating this is just absolutely disgusting I don't know how these are considered hacks they definitely were DIY I had to do it myself because those are the worst instructions I've ever seen you sir should not be at the other channel a DIY Channel I came up with that thought myself wow that was quite the video that was quite the experience just then I just finished editing this video and you know when you edited a video you you watch it several times now don't get me wrong I really like this video but watching Colin's key that many times in one day's just made me feel nothing I feel nothing at this point I'm numb so I hope you enjoyed the video because otherwise this was all for nothing maybe wasn't all for nothing I do have a bunch of watermelon here I'm just going to town on while I edit but yeah I do hope you enjoy the video if you did enjoy the video like this video in 3 second I'm just kidding just like the video if you liked the video I it's not that difficult also if you're new to my channel feel free to subscribe I post videos all the time well once a week to be exact and also if you watch my channel already and you don't know I have a IRL channel which stands for in real life it's like a vlog channel it's pretty cool over there too so if you didn't go check that out feel free yeah follow me on Instagram I'll be posting pictures over there regularly and also if you do follow me on Instagram you may have noticed um that I did a new Hydra drop hide is my clothing brand that I started this summer and we are on round 5 we just launched around 5:00 yesterday so here's the big main channel reveal I don't think it's really reveal I'm pretty sure you guys just seen it before but here is round 5 of Hydra I'm super proud of it see if I can get some good lighting that's kind of good there's better pictures on my Instagram and also just the shop which is in the description but it's it's an amazing Navy garment we actually switched up the sweater this time and now it's like it's just a really like high-quality sweater the garment itself is just better than it has been before and also the design are you kidding me the golden like emblem oh my gosh normally we try to do rounds once a month but this one right here took three months to get it perfect so I can't even promise you guys that they're still in stock right now they typically sell out within like six hours or so but this round we actually have a lot more inventory than we normally do because it always sells out in like six hours so you guys actually do have a chance to go get still so yeah that interest you that'll be in the description I really appreciate you guys staying till the end of the video if you are here comment watermelon if you're so watching I'd be amazed this is a long video so I applaud you for taking this long my youtube comment section has to be the funniest comment section I've ever seen you guys are so funny so just keep that up you guys are awesome I love you so much and I am going to bed so do you next week peace [Music]

Channel: Ryan Trahan

Views: 4,564,859

Rating: 4.8310585 out of 5

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Length: 24min 16sec (1456 seconds)

Published: Sat Nov 10 2018