Testing The Whizzers

why do more when you can do less let's talk about that good mythical morning you've heard it said that necessity is the mother of invention but that's wrong laziness is the mother of invention and today we're going to prove it by testing out some products that are designed to make us even more lazy it's time for weird products you must have lazy addition we have acquired some products to tap into our lazy in ourselves but we got to be careful when we're testing these things out Rhett that we make sure we stay lazy a little if we don't get lazier over the course of testing needs they fail there's a problem they're not working we can't take it make any effort at all that's right and that's why we're gonna be grabbing things without moving using these lazy grabbers it says Unger on it but I don't think that's the catchy title I got to rename these things that lazy grabbers lazy grabbers first up we have the Wizards they make cutting paper as easy as pee in your pants hmm that's easy I've got them right over here I'm just gonna grab them without movin cuz I'm lazy here they are all right coming in hot oh and look effortlessly that took nothing at all to get this look at that never use these before you know how hard it is like inky inky inky some scissors yeah yeah so and you know what if you don't get the friction just right if you don't press them together it just it the ballgame is over I mean I can't tell you how often I get cramps well using the scissors oh yeah here here we go this should be just with one squeeze oh yeah of course we have no idea what's happening cuz you're not actually cutting anything right it's moving what do you have something to cut yeah I don't know but don't use your hands link got just artwork don't get any crazy ideas man get lazy ideas all right I've got this portrait of you that I drew earlier today why does it say you want it well I signed it I know that it's confusing I don't accept it I'm gonna cut your name out it's not for you I'm gonna sell this but I have to cut it out first I'm gonna cut out my name since it's such a problem with yep alright see here we go boy that looks tough to cut I'm glad you've got wizards oh look at this don't cut me oh well Jam I'll cut my neck well coming up try to keep the knack got to keep the neck you made me a neck like shaggy when you try to save it well they were like shaggy I'll let my portrait speak for themself oh yeah look at that you know it's like cutting through butter man yeah yeah but the great thing about this is and it's so quiet it won't keep anybody up at night when you when you got a lot of things to cut I do all my cutting after miss it's almost just like a whisper I just hear like a whisper when you do that cuz cutting with the scissors can get so light it gets so loud so get in your hair look at that you can't do that with real scissors yeah just kidding you didn't fall for it no hahaha no no I didn't mean like that's it you done such a good job on that it's giving me an idea look and then I'll hang this in the common area and people can pull off like pieces of your hair if they want to like I don't know you better Jersey Mike's oh you know they got that cold cut cut machine do you think maybe the Wizards can get some cold cut acts yet now here's the thing these codes are already cut but they're not cutting out cut it yeah right they're not the codes enough now I'm gonna need you to hold this other side of my hand stir a little bit I want you to go ham on this let's not get a nice little here we go look at that look at that look at that hand for you hand for me you can't do that with scissors and you know I think it tastes better because we worked less for it look have you ever heard of spiral cut ham no you go to the honey base marketplace sometimes you'll pay a hundred you'll pay a hundred dollars right do it spiral cold cut look at this think about how much money you're going to say when Christmastime rolls around and you break out a piece of ham and start doing this in front of Grandma think about how much time and effort you're gonna have a heart attack or a second heart if you could have a second heart attack oh do it right into my mouth oh there you go there we go ha ha ha ha look at that leg I mean we just saved a hundred dollars just doing that these fools going to the honey baked ham place and look at you with a ham hanging out your mouth like a ham tongue this is why I am going ham is all about yeah anyway I think we've solved some problems right there mmm past and now we've got the baby mop because it's never too early to put your kid to work amen to that brother but how exactly oh we've got a prototype baby here Lane get that this so this is not a real child is that what you're trying to tell me it was at one point I'm just kidding no actually no this is look at that never been a real child yes so the way this thing works is somebody saw their kid crawling on the floor it was like that kid doesn't do enough around here and they came up with this idea that as a baby just crawls around you know baby's always getting into miss yeah and we might as well just clean that mess up as they core this looks like sort of horror movie he's like a zombie child so you know as is normally advised what I think that what you do here is you just leave the child in the kitchen alone yes right and it's a mess in here at them crawl around and they'll take care of business actually never leave a child in the kitchen alone that was sarcasm let's try it out okay so let me demonstrate how this would work I've got a little water nice mug right where'd you get that friendly knock on door OH you might think oh my goodness baby had an accident yeah but baby's gonna clean that accident be responsible for the accidents you might just gonna take the baby let's act like this baby's a crawler oops there she goes look at and the baby is really gonna get her knees going on that thing that's good and look at that and you know what as good as new for hard-to-reach places okay I just take oh look there's a little dust-up here baby we haven't dusted this guitar in a while what about dis Qatar you live a classical action okay she goes and then usually live children a little bit more responsive yeah no good if you're at my house a lot of times you're gonna see cold cuts on the floor like that oh yeah get out those cold cuts ain't you gonna you know you just got it it's kind of like a game the child can eat the cold cut or you can just mop up the cold cut with the child you know what I mean I hate to combine products link but I can't help but notice that that baby needs a haircut and I've got a set of wizards here no so what you're gonna do if you want to go a little bit shorter with your kids pony chick pick two tails you're just gonna grab hold of one and just cut and she doesn't mind it off because she's a human mom okay again this is just a test alright so they don't work as all right so you can't cut Chuck children's hair with the wizard working but you know what that's not what they're intended for so okay everything can't be flawless so III don't think this one is this is playful but it's not as viable as Wizards I don't know how about I feel about putting my kid in that kind of thing you know I I don't want it to be embarrassed but what they're wearing I think you would buy this for someone else's kid as a guy's as like a gag gift I really think that's the full extent of this thing I mean I think this is a recipe for judgment for everyone involved behind us i do not improve improve or uproot I do not approve upon this by approving okay we don't approve of this one didn't pass the test next up we have the motorized ice cream cone so you don't where you tongue out eat an ice cream hmm I'm gonna reach for it with my Reacher Oh careful wow that's a lot of ice cream oh don't worry now this thing costs $25 right it might be worth it now I'm trying not to eat as much ice cream I'm doing dairy-free right now I think I've determined that my stinky flatulence is coming from eat my ice cream that's probably true all right so there's a button here it's gonna turn when you do that oh but your tongue I mean you're not gonna get stinky farts just from a little ice cream licking is using your tongue passively more enjoyable than using your tongue actively that's the question that this is designed to answer do you like things to be done to your tongue or do you like to do things to things with your tongue it actually puts so much coldness on my tongue in a bad way at the point where like there's actually I'm experiencing pain ice cream man what I'm seein tongue and tongue out man off yeah let it spin on there you go off yep yep yeah yep off are you now you're a pro would you feel self-conscious if you were like out on the boardwalk and you go yeah a little bit let you go to ice cream parlor can you please please put it in that can you fill up my $25 rotational plastic ice cream cone which is totally inedible I'll thank you I gotta tell you you make me want to go back on Barry just watching you do that mmm you've done a lot of work on that thing and you've actually done no work I've done no work it did all the work but you pick done a hat you've gotten rid of half the ice sometimes I want to eat ice cream I like to eat I like to use my lips a little bit okay oh gosh your lips do some really weird things with you when you put him on that thing yes there you go mmm just watch your safe I'm getting an idea watching you do that link run so oh I see what you got here you're gonna make a deodorant applicator no I was always a fan of roll-on but you know what it's too much work so I've got it isn't it cuz you have to like you got to roll it I don't want to have to roll it oh my goodness ooh okay I think pull that out oh there you go yeah you smush it yep push it down in now I recommend if you're gonna eat ice cream out of it do that before you put deodorant so you get little do too residue when you eat I'll tell you I waste so much time and especially energy every morning putting deodorant on so just please excuse me for a second did partially disrobe first your eyes if you don't like seeing a man's body oh here we go did you mr. buck just bring the harm all the way out like Statue of Liberty this thing man go that way to Gitmo oh that what's happened it's like a wet hair it's time to reapply yeah there you need to reapply Russ what's going on there we go oh he's going high with it go high go low I'm saving so much energy right now I feel like I'm not even putting the odor on you know what watching that makes me want to do that makes me hungry for ice cream oh dude adds more play yes please please don't please don't look at me like that man don't look at me like that when I'm putting the order I don't like anybody to watch me do deodorant especially a man fit is done out does it make you unconscious I'll break your concentration uh okay you don't need concentration put on deodorant anyway so what's the verdict on this one the order definitely were we proven it is versatile I think it would it would really turn heads in public I don't know it's pretty stupid I don't I don't think this is worth $25 man you don't think so all you got to do is eat like five ice cream cones within and pays for itself you know how the math works hmm that's a good point and next up the butt pads with these subtle undergarments you two can fake it like a Kardashian now the Kardashian is fake it uh yeah we have butt implants I think they had natural it was naturally enhanced with anything it was artificially in his personal opinion all right um but all I know is I don't have much of a booty and my Instagram game isn't very strong so I feel like I'm in the game for some butt pads what you don't know is like I've been wearing them all day oh snap Wow okay Wow yeah I mean that's the way I like it that's the way I like it very perky you got a problem with it I don't have an opinion on it I I'm gonna abstain from even having an opinion I just gained 500 followers by just doing don't rub it with your own hands don't do that well I don't do this not my actual but I'm just rubbing the pad but don't depend can you not rub the pad is it giving you some sort of confidence or lots of confidence it's like yeah I walk down the grocery aisle like this Bieber like he's been squatting I don't know and God gives me the shape that I need is what to have confidence okay good you know whatever powers you vote and you know and if I'm in an amusement park and I'm in line and somebody gets a little too close to me I just I give them a little bit give them a little bit of that hey back off buddy roll back off don't get too close to me I'm on Space Mountain right now I'm gonna ride this by myself so you want to back up buddy rolls at amusement parks yeah um how about how much these cost these are $15 they feel great and I feel like I could go on a long bike ride like carrying a cushion around with you in the place where it matters the most I could ride horseback you can go bareback on a horse well no because my actual bare butt doesn't have this kind of padding oh god pant you Tesco's I'm not naked the horse is naked well that's what bareback yeah trust me I didn't understand you know beragon not when you get naked on a horse what's your problem never thought about it so do they meet your standard I think you know we recommend it if you're looking for a little bit more cushion in the backside area to impress your friends and your Instagram followers I think this really gets the job done I mean I think I look great I think I feel great I think you're looking feel great - I think I'm staying out of it a plus thanks for liking commenting and subscribing lazy people you know what time it is I'm Reuben from Brantford Ontario this is my dog hunter we're having lots of fun well it's time to spin the wheel of mythicality you can be lazy tomorrow and just sit there and watch a brand-new episode of good mythical crew on this channel every Saturday Alex and Mike went to a Power Rangers convention yeah they did click through to good mythical more where we have to lazy products that we've invented we're gonna demonstrate for you we're selling Quentin Tarantino's toenail collection step right up people are toenail enthusiasts you think you've seen ugly feet oh man get a load of these suckers yeah this is the most cinematic nasty toenails they were in panoramic widescreen lots of violence yeah in these toenails lots of violence unnecessary coitus just gratuitous almost comical vile but the dialogue is really great oh the conversations are in critical role with cheese remember that ha ha ha doesn't any better taste that now it's in there right in it right in the cheese tochi's toe cheese Royale with toe cheese you're gonna get the whole out you were a basketball game hey everybody rock your - watch I'm singing this

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Length: 14min 53sec (893 seconds)

Published: Fri Aug 26 2016