- Can we tell the difference between a one-star product and
a five-star product? - Let's talk about that. (alarm rings)
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shopping safer and easier. - Mm-hm, I actually heard
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I owe on my credit card? $1,752.19. - Okay.
- I shouldn't have bought all that pizza dough. Tell me something to make me feel better. (crew laughing) Why did the football coach go to the bank? To get his quarter back. (laughs) Woo! Eno's got Dad jokes! For days! - Today is the perfect day
to get started with Eno because it's Black Friday. - That's right, the one day
of the year where you throw on your battle gear and head out to conquer the best sales at your favorite stores to get your smart shopping on. - But just how smart are we
when it comes to shopping and can we determine
just by looking at them which products rate well and
which products rate poorly? It's time for Are These Online
Products The Bomb Diggity Or Were The Reviews
Wiggity, Wiggity, Wack? - Sponsored by Capital One. Okay we're gonna receive
two different products. One has an overwhelming
amount of five-star reviews, the other product has a
majority one-star reviews. - And after we thoroughly
investigate both products, Stevie is gonna give us a three, two, one, and we're gonna put our
hand over which product we think is the one-starrer.
- Yes. - And whoever gets the
most right wins a product of their choice at the very end. - Let's play. - [Rhett and Link] Round one. - [Stevie] Okay, first up we've
got an animatronic cockroach versus a UFO detector. Which is the one-star product? - Oh. - Okay, first of all, I
have a working one here. I'm going to--
- Oh, look at that. - Turn it on. Now, this thing is $11.99. - That's pretty cheap
for something that's got packaging a lot better than
this thing which costs $87.66. And detects UFOs though
which is very handy. - Oh! - Oh yeah, there she goes. Put the cockroach in my hand. Over here.
- Uh-oh, oh. - Oh, oh, oh, it's hiding
behind the microphone. Uh-oh, we're seeing the
one-star performance. I'm just saying.
- User error! - User error, seriously?
- Yeah, yeah. I mean 'cause I don't
know how to back it up. - Does it fly like a cockroach or? If you cut off its head,
this thing still responds to remote control for the next two weeks. (Rhett giggles) And of course, here,
unboxed is the UFO detector. It looks like a circuit board. - UFO detector. $87.66. - [Link] And you put the cover over it-- - What?
- And then you just wait for it to detect the UFO I guess. (crew laughs) I've always wondered if we had a UFO. - Let's see if it can detect a roach. - [Link] Well it's not flying,
what if it were flying? - Oh, look at that!
- Oh my gosh. It didn't go off the table. - I feel--
- Here's the thing. Is it detecting a UFO, is
that what those bulbs mean? - I think it's constantly detecting a UFO. - [Stevie] You guys ready to guess? - Yes, so we're putting our
hand over the crappy one. - Uh-huh. - [Stevie] Okay three, two, one. - It's gotta be this one.
- If you pay $87 for this thing and you're
pleased, you crazy. - Right 'cause no UFO's
ever gonna show up. Everyone's disappointed. - Yeah. - [Stevie] So the product
that has the majority one-star reviews is the cockroach. - [Rhett] No! This thing's amazing! - Hold on, what you're saying is, this has majority five-star reviews? Oh come on. This is--
- I could have fun for hours with this. - But how does this get five stars? - I guess it really detects UFOs. Who would have known. - [Rhett and Link] Round two. - [Stevie] Next we've got the
baby gender reveal golf balls versus money eating coin bank. - Ooh. - [Stevie] Which is the one-star product? - All right so--
- Can they both be? - Money eating face bank. I've got an opened version
here, it's very lightweight, it's made out of plastic but feel, the front of that thing is rubberized. - That's not creepy at all. - Okay so I got some pennies
here, I'm gonna turn it on. Okay nothing happened. I'm gonna grab a penny. - It looks like that guy
from season one of Doctor Who who was just skin face.
- You ready, you ready, here we go. (crew laughs) Nothing. - That's what's supposed to happen? Nothing?
- I don't think so. I think it's supposed to
actually eat it but it didn't. - Shove another one back in there. - Turn it off, turn it back on again. Hit it a couple of times. (coin clatters) - Oh.
- Penny fell. - Okay. - [Link] Eat it. Eat it, Daddy, come on.
- Stick it in. Oh gosh, did you, whoa, gosh! - It worked out, look it. - It's trying to eat it,
feed it, Link, feed it! - Okay! (coin clatters) It doesn't really, it doesn't really, if I put it right there, it doesn't really wanna eat it, see? Come on, eat it, eat it. - That is so disturbing. Oh, he got it!
- Yes, yes! Hey, you know what, you
can't force the penny in, but you gotta give it a nice love tap. It went from a one-star
to potentially five-star, I don't know. - All right I am going to--
- What's the gender, Rhett? - I'm going to reveal the
gender of this golf ball. (chuckles) Isn't that what I'm doing? No okay, so of course this is when you, you give grandpa the golf ball and say, "Hey Dad. "Get ready to hit the golf ball." (crew laughing) And then, it reveals what
gender your baby's gonna be! (thumps) (laughs loudly) - What happened? I see a puff-- - Oh my, oh gosh.
- Of smoke. Where is it? Morgan, did you find it? - Can I have it back up here
because I can see what flavor, I see what flavor it is. - Flavor, you eat your kids? - But I don't know if you can. Hold on, you know what,
I'm gonna do that again. - It didn't even, hold on, wait, wait. Wait, man. - Is everybody ready? Everybody ready?
- Everybody ready? (thumps)
- Oh gosh! I don't know if you can
tell but that's pink! It's a girl! Born into a world of gender stereotypes! - Oh, it was pink a cloud!
- Yes. - You get to keep hitting the
ball, is that how it works? Oh.
- Whoa! Oh! - Okay, okay.
- Here we go. - All right.
- Sorry. Sorry guys.
- Wow. Okay, I can just read
the reviews right now. My mom lost her eye. - (laughs) Yeah. Well typically it would
be on a golf course and you wouldn't be this way. - Okay, let's put our hand
over the one-star item. - [Stevie] Here we go, three, two, one. - It has to be this dangerous golf ball. - Yeah 'cause it doesn't
even look a real golf ball. I think that's the complaint. - [Stevie] The one-star item
is the money-eating coin bank. - No, that's awesome! - [Stevie] And it had the
majority one-stars because people hate that it's not
great at eating coins. - Yeah. - I think it's pretty
awesome at eating them coins. - Yeah it wasn't great
at eating coins and look. It doesn't work the whole time. - Yeah, okay.
(crew laughs) - [Rhett and Link] Round three. - [Stevie] Up next we've
got earthworm jerky versus cuttlefish ink. Which is the one-star product? - Cuttlefish ink? - Guess it's like squid
ink, you can cook with it. I'm not sure what cuttlefish is, but I'd love to cuddle with one. - All right. Let's break into that. We really gotta see how
jerky the worms are, I guess. - You know what? (laughs) - What? - That's a trick. You can't give that
one-star, double packed. - Bag in a bag, man. Dump it. - Oh gosh it's just--
- Oh look, it's got a moisture pack. Or is this a weird earthworm? - No that's to dry it out, to keep it dry. Keep it jerked. - Keep it desiccated.
- So that is a-- - Oh my gosh.
- That is just a dried up earthworm with some seasoning on it. - [Link] Why? - [Rhett] Why not, man? - Oh! - That's not tasty. - Tastes like some sort of glue compound. Something you would repair a boat with. - It actually tastes a lot
like the worms that I've had. Oh gosh. - (spits) Ugh, it's very wormy. You know what I need--
- It's a little spicy. - To replace that taste
with, cuttlefish ink. - Yeah, why don't you
just drink it straight? - Oh my word. We've been here before. - This one is $14.24, that one's $14.39. They're so close! - Hey remember that
thumbnail from years back-- - Oh gosh that stinks. You're gonna wanna spit that out. - It's great. None went in my mouth. (Rhett laughs) - Is it thick? - It's got a stink to it. Come on man, let's both take it. - I just don't want you to
spit cuttlefish ink on me. - Here you go, Rhett. - Why'd you give me so much? - For the thumbnail. (chuckling) Where's my thumbnail camera, right there? - Golly, I don't wanna do this, man. I just feel like it'll affect
me for the rest of the day. You already got a little bit on your nose. - Oh yeah?
- Yeah, from-- - Come on, Gomer. Dink it. It's a one-star or five. (crew member groans) That was a thumbnail. Ugh! (coughs) (groaning painfully) - Oh gosh. - It's very salty. - Oh oh, oh God, oh God. (retching dramatically) (coughs) - Ugh, hope it doesn't stain my mouth. - Is my tongue black? Okay, that's not bad actually. Oh gosh, you got it on your teeth too. - [Stevie] All right guys,
I'm gonna need an answer. - Whoa, that's some high
quality cuttlefish ink, man. - Yeah it is. All right I'm ready for an answer. - [Stevie] Okay, three, two, one. - It's gotta be the worms.
- Yeah, yeah. - Tastes like Satan's spawn. - The ink on the other hand-- - [Stevie] You were both correct. - Yes.
- Yes. It's high quality. - [Stevie] It was rated poorly because it was seasoned poorly. - Yeah, it needed to be seasoned strong. - I think it was just the
wrong choice for jerky. (Link gags) - [Rhett and Link] Round four. - [Stevie] Okay guys, we've
got the neck exerciser versus the hands-free foot filer. - Hands-free foot filer.
- Hands-free foot filer. - [Stevie] Which has the most, the majority one-star reviews? - Okay, Stevie-- - First of all, this comes with Q-tips. - Previously asked me to remove my socks, so I'm gonna take this thing, put it on one foot, it's
what it seemed to indicate. And then, file down my
bunion with the other one. Oh does that unpleasant you? - And I'm gonna try to--
- It's not doing anything. - I'm gonna try to work this. - Oh my gosh, Rhett. - I don't have much of a chin, so, you gotta really reach
up there and get it. (moaning) (grunting rapidly) (thumping feet rhythmically) I could really get into this. (grunting and thumping) Hands-free, Mom. - Why are you talking to your mom? (crew laughs) - 'Cause she's--
- She's so proud right now. - 'Cause she's so impressed. (laughs) She's always so--
(sputters) She's always so impressed with me. (laughs) It sorta grips you.
- That is a twisted device. - That guy agrees with everything! - It looks like--
- Yeah, that's a good point. - From the side, it
looks like he's got like an external windpipe or something. - You doing all right today? Yeah. You like that machine? Yeah. You think you got one-star reviews? - Okay. - I don't know. (sighs) - Man, are you cramping? - No I feel great. - So you say it works,
okay, I'm ready to vote, 'cause this right here, as
you can see, hands free. - [Stevie] All right, three, two, one. - You know what, I'm going for the win. And I'm voting for myself
because it's easier to put my foot here. - [Stevie] The answer
is the neck exercisor. - Yes! Yeah I mean I had a lot of fun
for those seconds (chuckles) that I did it, but--
- But your neck's not swole? - Yeah but I've got an
especially strong neck. I mean I think for the average person, it'd be too challenging. (Link thumps foot on desk) - Okay Rhett so you won, you get to choose anything you want to take home today, and I'm just gonna wear this as a shoe. - Well what do you
think I wanna take home? - Seriously, is that the one you want? (chuckling) Okay. - Thanks to Capital One for
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Haven’t they had this bank on another episode or am I thinking of something else?