Testing Minecraft Crafts That Feel Illegal To Make

in today's video we're gonna be testing minecraft crafts that literally feel illegal watch till the end to literally see how he almost fried my computer and of course smash the like button to beat the youtube algorithm and subscribe let's do this okay let's turn cheats on and while we load up the world guys the first thing we're gonna have to make is a scythe and okay we're in and wait no dude i literally just made this world and there's a village anyways this isn't a minecraft butt video so who cares but in order to craft the scythe is actually super simple um i need one more piece of wood there you go we just need to make ourselves boom a wooden pickaxe perfect there's some stone right here mohamed and we just need six boom i'm trying to speedrun this we need a hoe and then we also need an axe and then once we have these two items i'm pretty sure all we have to do is do it like this and then oh ladies and gentlemen it actually works okay no no no this feels illegal bro how are we just crafting using two tools it just doesn't make sense but anyways boom oh my goodness ladies and gentlemen it actually works and it looks insane wait what what oh my god what does this do stone sight just cause it's made from a stone hole doesn't mean it's not strong oh my gosh 10 attack damage wait that's actually bonkers bro hold up wait a minute it actually just one shot at everything bro what so what can this thing do if i right click it wait what the heck oh oh i can still hold on land okay i guess that makes sense because we made it a hoe and an axe and then we have the bald man right here hold up before we bully him there has to be something else like what if i like right click on a block like this okay nothing so it holds down land what if i shift and then right click oh wait what just happened oh my shut the front door bro oh my god i can just shoot wither skulls look at that oh my god this is so awesome i can just spam it oh my goodness bro no no no no no can we destroy the houses we can oh ladies and gentlemen look how many wither skulls i'm just pumping out oh my god okay with that said let's fight this nerd bring it on sucker you eat oh my bro look at that he's withered wait he's legitimately withered is he gonna just die on his own hold up i'm gonna eat this raw chicken nugget oh my goodness hold up i'm scared i'm actually scared no i'm not mohammed hey yo yo we just killed him with the stupid alma and i just got five ironing it's bro wait what this stone scythe is actually insane not only does it look insane but bro it is literally one of the strongest weapons i've ever held okay but above being strong i'm sorry but it's just so sick comment down below this should be actually added into minecraft i mean it just feels illegal the fact that i have it like what how is this possible okay so for the next craft this one's gonna get really really weird um yeah okay we're in i swear if there's a village around here bro i'm gonna just scream okay i don't see a village wait shut up dude oh my bro bro what okay if the next craft if we load up another world and there's another village you guys have to subscribe i'm sorry it should i don't make the rules wait yes i do anyways guys we gotta hurry up what we need to do is go down in the caves and try and find yourself something called banana ore yeah i don't know man we speed running for the banana ore to the cave okay i don't know what this is but i don't think it's the banana ore um oh wait that looks like a banana ore right i i really hope can i mine it with the wooden pickaxes we have to make stone and okay we gotta make stone and boom wait is there more banana or okay i don't know and then now can we mine banana or no oh my god fine we gotta get iron okay and boom iron pickaxe now can we mine the banana or no way i swear guys if we make ourselves this diamond pickaxe and i still can't mind the banana ore okay there you go gamer so wait what i got a perfect stack of banette wait that is so weird i got 64 bananas from that one ore thing oh my goodness okay wait can we eat these wait what is this what happened glowstone dust what where did glowstone dust i don't even know i don't even understand with that said are we able to cr oh we can make banana armor are you guys seeing this nine plus armor bars dirty knockback resistance wait is this banana stuff that overpowered what hold up oh my goodness bro i just put the entire banana suit on and look at this bro what is this this is so weird what happens if i eat a banana i need to gain like hunger okay well this is perfect i'm gonna get some sticks because i'm pretty sure we're gonna be able to craft some banana tools i like how this video went from like a nice super cool looking site to just crafting banana pickaxe and by the end of this video guys we're gonna be breaking minecraft for sure i just know what's gonna happen so stick to the end but we have the banana pickaxe let's go and make banana axe oh my goodness uh can we make banana sword yes we can banana dagger oh but then a dagger boy can make a banana oh no you cannot bruh and finally can we make banana shovel what is this nonsense bro okay it's about to be nighttime which is perfect this sword is 8.5 attack damage i just one shot the no way how come the babies just don't die the baby be like oh my god speaking of the baby oh we killed him with the freaking sword hold up let's get this creeper boy oh my goodness bro it swings so fast what it should no no no it's too good fam and how about the banana pit is the banana pickaxe better than a diamond pickaxe hold on a second okay so this is the banana pickaxe and this is a dummy pickaxe let's mine the diamonds oh my goodness bro wait wait wait wait wait it is so much slower what oh my god i'm about to say this i think it's better than a netherride pickaxe no cap bro i don't think the netherride pickaxe is this good this almost mines as if it was like efficiency three diamond okay hold on the axe does 11.5 attack damage and ye oh my goodness bro no this is too overpowered the shovel is crazy what insta breaks and okay the hoe just hoes stuff down it's just a hoe hold on a second is the axe godly though i mean no i just oh my god it literally insta mines all the logs for you what okay wait can we eat the we can eat the perfect banana okay i don't know what this is about to do but oh look we have instant wait what is happening right now oh my goodness we have all of these freaking abilities holy nuts bro i'm actually unbeatable wait what you're telling me i could just fight these hold up that's freaking oh my god bro bro bro i'm literally destroying mobs left and right okay no no this is too strong okay guys so for this oh my dude you have to be kidding me bro i actually just like i've gone in villages every single time there you go here's the seat if you guys want it like it's actually insane so now we're gonna be crafting something called a spiky trap block and it's perfect that there's a bald man here because we need to collect four iron swords so let's get this man's iron bars i'm sorry for bullying you it's for the content or the views okay and perfect now we have two iron swords and now we just need a honey block okay so now if we just go like this boom we get the honey block oh my goodness if we just surround it like this oh my bro spiky trap place to pleasantly surprise your enemies what oh my goodness ladies and gentlemen this looks so sick and okay perfect i see some mob spawning hold on a second i don't know if this is gonna work there's an iron golem here we can test it on the hold up oh my god oh my god all right there's an enderman there's a creeper there's some spiders three two one i'm gonna place it and oh wait what the oh wait whoa oh no not even the cat the cat couldn't resist wait no not the bunnies are the bunnies going no no no no no oh wait no the bunnies actually don't care that's good that's a good thing wait do they care are they trying can they resist no bro this spiky trap is actually insane okay hold on a second does he even work on it there's two iron golems oh my goodness okay i'm gonna place it down three two one and boom does it does it do anything the baby villager oh my the villagers are all getting out of their houses oh my goodness bro bro bro wait what wait what oh my goodness no way no way dude none of them could resist the wait even the skeleton wait how come this comes he's not trying to get it hey bro watch out jet homie wait iron golem what are you doing no no no no protect me nerd no no no no oh my goodness oh my goodness oh my i'm running i'm running i'm running i'm running i'm running is the spikey trap still gonna kill the oh my god it's killing all the mobs bro dude this thing is so overpowered oh my god the zombie literally can't decide whether to go for me or the spiky trap block i think the honey is attracting the oh my wait does this work in the end there's only one way to find out okay boys we're in the end oh my god i really don't know if this is gonna work especially with the inner dragon but three two one i'm gonna place it right here and so far the ender dragon isn't reacting maybe if we break all of the oh wait wait wait is he going is he go oh my god oh my god the endermen are all huddling up against it look at this bro oh my god okay hold on i'm actually gonna go in place wait is he coming down okay now the ender dragons do not coming down i'm gonna break this one but i'm gonna place it right here what's gonna oh my no way oh no no come on you just saw everyone else oh okay it's like a drug they don't care wait oh my god the inner dragon is coming down hold on i'm gonna place it right there and let's okay he just broke it hold on a second guys i'm gonna set up this insane trap oh my god okay there you go surely this is gonna work bro this looks so lit oh my goodness boys is coming down he's coming down oh my god and oh my shut up shut the f dude no way look at these that this enemy is just tripping ball oh okay it just disappeared bro what did we just do we're actually lagging the game so hard oh my goodness one step closer to completely crashing minecraft and breaking it okay for the next thing that we're gonna be crafting which is definitely gonna feel illegal we're gonna be cheating in a super flat because uh yeah it's it's really hard to get these items it would take me an entire like 30 minutes of speed running just to get it ladies and gentlemen if we put down a smoothing table and or a crafting table i actually don't know how to make these things i assume with the nether right oh my god no no no this is actually gonna feel illegal but i wish it was the real thing three two one and oh my shut up that looks so awesome oh my gosh this ladies and gent okay well i have a cape so i guess it didn't yeah hold on if i take my cape off yes there you go look at this boys so guys although the electro works the same as a normal one i know i wish maybe it didn't maybe it like could let you fly for longer i don't know it's not completely useless as an armored slot bar because it actually helps you with two look it literally gives you two armor bars that way you're not really sacrificing your test plate you know because a lot of people die by not having your elytra however other than the ally truck is i guess we duplicated them somehow i think it's because i was in creative same thing goes with the oh my goodness brother another i tried to look so fire bro i am so sorry wait what the hell hold up uh-uh uh person who made mod this doesn't look right bro what is this what is this dude honestly why does this look like this is something i would make half of the things i've shown you guys so far i i was the one who got him created and you would think with my mods they would just be looking like really broken but oh my god i don't even know what this is and if i'm not mistaken if we try and throw this in there and then pick up the yup it cannot be destroyed and the same thing is gonna go with the weight i think i did that wrong okay there you go netherride shield baby i really wish this was a thing man i just feel like shields need some love here we have the beaconator the netherride beacon it's actually really cool i'm not too sure what the difference is i mean it looks a lot cooler i will admit this would be basically perfect for people that have just too much like netherrite in their world i mean like what would you need of netherride fishing rod for i mean i guess to survive the nether yo that's low-key kind of sick you actually can fish in lava oh my god we just got a magma cream okay wait this is actually kind of worth it and now for choker box let's place on the shulker box and okay so this is a normal shulker box it's basically the size of a chest now we upgraded oh my god it looks way cooler and what what happens i don't safety first i don't get it maybe oh it's okay well it's a lot harder to break that's true and i guess yeah it won't die like if you fall you won't lose it that's actually pretty sick i mean yeah if you fall in love and die guys your stuff will forever be safe yeah i guess i kind of like these items although they do be feeling illegal though but they shouldn't be they should be added in real minecraft what do you guys think and now ladies and gentlemen let's break minecraft with the next craft if we get some diamond blocks and some logs bro you guys are not ready for this we're actually about to make the most overpowered pickaxe in minecraft i'm not kidding you've seen some people make some like crazy chunk miners but this ladies and gentlemen oh my nuts i present to you that's it it's just called the chunk miner there is nothing else that this thing needs to be presented as because this is the epitome of the most overpowered pickaxe in minecraft this can mine i'm not even kidding when i tell you this an entire biome now i've never tested this and i don't know if we should i'm going to be completely honest i was told that this amazing beautiful chunky oh my god it's actually really cute i kind of take like a bite out of it it's like cotton candy on a stick i was told that this pickaxe can actually fry your computer just because of how much cpu it might actually use i'm not even kidding so i'm gonna be honest i'm kind of scared and not only that okay we're in survival mode apparently it mines the block instantly oh wait what did you did you just oh my goodness wait yo yo yo yo it literally minds everything it literally minds everything oh my goodness no no no no it will literally mine this entire biome until it reaches another biome the entire world will be gone there's no way i am now not in full screen so you guys can see what's about to happen to my computer if anything pops up three two one oh my dude i'm so scared oh my god i'm so scared i don't want to like break my computer just because i have a stupid minecraft item bro and like it literally does nine attack damage it's so buffed oh my goodness bro i'm so scared all right let's do this three two one and oh my wait what wait what an unexpected issue occurred and the game has crashed we're sorry for the inconvenience exit code zero bro it doesn't even give me a reason as to why my minecraft crashed oh my god okay so apparently guys the reason why it instantly crashed is because my computer is trying to save itself from the over cpu usage dude i can't believe it i can't believe a minecraft item can legitimately just break a computer well with that said hopefully you guys enjoyed today's video there should be some others on the screen go click them i'm gonna be there waiting for you and see guys as i promised we broke minecraft yet again

Channel: Bionic

Views: 2,134,795

Rating: 4.8964105 out of 5

Keywords: minecraft, Testing Minecraft Crafts That Feel Illegal To Make, testing minecraft crafts, minecraft crafts, illegal minecraft crafts, bionic, family friendly

Id: 9oiEaWEwAdk

Length: 14min 3sec (843 seconds)

Published: Thu Apr 15 2021