Minecraft, But Your Size Changes Every Minute...

look at this stupid pig with a stupid little face bro you're so ugly imagine being born into this world looking like that you idiot anyways yes ladies and gentlemen today every minute our size is gonna be randomly changing some sizes make it really easy to play minecraft and other sizes make it really hard and the goal is to beat minecraft while our head toes and fingers randomly just change sizes every 60 seconds so if you guys are excited for today's banger you already know the drill smash the like button if we can crush like maybe 30 000 likes guys for this really weird video that would be great seriously though my videos are getting weirder and weirder now but of course if you're new to the channel then please consider subscribing with post notifications on because according to my youtube analytics you might not know him maybe no i just or i'm gonna make your size randomly change every 60 seconds okay please sub i don't even want that to happen to you but with that said let's do this please can we just oh we're in oh my wait what wait wha we spawn inside of a village now okay the reason why i haven't started moving yet is because the second we move the timer starts but bionic what are you talking about you know what i'm talking about every minute once we like you know start actually playing my size is gonna randomly change okay no don't get too close i swear if you move me bro i literally don't even know what that means guys i think i'll be able to go like giant and then small and then like wide oh god not wide not wide bunk okay but with that said oh god i don't i don't want to do this i don't want to do this but we have to do this guys we have to beat minecraft that is our goal all right let's do slash start size change oh my goodness do i want to do this bro it's going to start happening man it's going to start happening all right yellow three two one boom and then there you go the timer started go go go go go okay i know i usually always say guys i don't really want to speedrun minecraft that's not the goal no we're speed running minecraft okay guys we're gonna beat the game while our size oh god just please i beg just don't make me look like an idiot and come on come on come on we got our wood and oh my goodness bro we actually spawn in a village though like what are actually the chances of that people are gonna think this is rigged no gamers it's just because i'm wearing the bunk merch extra luck okay hold up let's get to crafting boom boom boom and let's get that poop pickaxe come on come on come on we need to get the freaking thingy go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go oh dear god i'm so scared i'm so scared please please please please don't make my butt too big actually that'd be kind of lit because then i can like squeeze my own cheeks and then pretend it's like donnie's wait wait a damn minute we have all our full tools okay where's this iron golem come on we gotta kill him before we like get awkward sized or whatever your size has randomly changed wait what what what is this what is this oh no look at my feet bruh i look like quiff now oh my goodness i'm short i'm lit dude i can go in a one by one block i think or is my head still bit oh no my head still doesn't let me well my head is a half slab oh dude how are we supposed to okay oh i'm dead bro i'm actually dead i hope we can still kill the iron golem bro i really hope we can hold on i'm gonna go just hit him and then let's go up here oh my goodness guys this is going to be the dumbest wait doesn't he want to kill me what hot oh my goodness wait how come he's not attacking me is am i too short bro i literally think i'm too short for him to try and bully me i literally think he's just like disgusting he's disgusting okay yeah weird things happen when we change sizes guys and i guess this is one of them and we only got one ironing it are you kidding me bro this has to be a joke dude this actually has to be a joke are you kidding me by the end of the video i want you guys to tell me which like size or whatever i look the dumbest and honestly this is why am i wide bionic my size changed what wait what what oh oh i have long arms wait look at my pickaxe hold on a second when i hold my pickaxe out oh my god it looks so weird bro what is this bro i can reach all the way over here what oh my goodness dude well i guess building minecraft houses might be a little easier what is this i look like an orangutan oh my god this is so stupid this is actually i think i'm normal i thought am i i actually don't even know i think i'm actually normal high okay anyways let's make this freaking bucket dude i need iron i need iron i need the beds we gotta just speed run guys go go go go go bro wait i can't i can't fit in the house i actually can't fit in i'm tapping w i can't okay hold on what if i break this can i now oh i can bro are you kidding me wow my size just changed oh what is wrong with me no i'm a little odd okay okay hold on listen we just gotta concentrate okay guys wait what i have to get so close to the blocks to be able to break them i can look i can't even break that block oh dude that's so stupid that is so stupid okay all right well whatever i guess short people are just an idiot now i look so cute okay hold on wait we just gotta focus we have our bucket we need to find a lava pool now like asap bro oh my goodness dude this is the dumbest challenge i've ever done where's this lava pool where is this lava pool orange juice pool please wait what no wait i'm scared to f5 guys i'm taller and i can reach pretty far oh no what happened to my what is going on to me no please i feel like i have to talk like this for the rest of the video no oh my god dude i did not expect this for today's video man i did not think this was gonna be oh i need food wait okay hold on i have a couple pieces bro we gotta hurry up we gotta hurry up please please please please please okay boom bam wait what wait how did i just place what i placed did you see that hold on a second i wait how did i place the water it has to do with my ugly size oh my god i screwed this up already are you kidding me and there's a zombie here dude don't you see i'm 10 times taller than you idiot okay there's some water right here bruh i can't even build the portal as this size what dude that's it wait what is going on wait what is happening i don't actually understand everything what i'm placing is like not where i need it to be and i'm gonna die i'm gonna die no no no no no no no no no no oh my god this size sucks oh no a creeper bro what is actually happening right now hold on if i place it bro what you guys saw what i was bro no no no no no no leave me alone don't judge my body i'm beautiful the way i am i can't even hit these guys what yes oh my god yes what what is it wait oh my goodness am i grandpa why do i have a beard why am i okay i have so many no i'm an elder stop dude what is actually dude i don't even know what's wrong i don't even know what's wrong with me anymore dude okay no we need to just do this bro i'm literally as tall as this what is this okay okay please just work normally okay it kind of did okay please work please work please work yes oh my god it somehow worked bro wait wait what what what what ha i didn't even place it there i actually didn't work my block i just placed go oh dude okay and boom wait what what is up i don't even know what's happening guys okay there you go yes we made our portal okay now we just have to go go go go go go go go go i need one more piece of iron we need to grab this iron before we die oh wait there's a cave right here yes yes yes yes yes oh my god there's so many wait what i know my size are you kidding me i'm so tiny with a big head oh my god i hate this dude okay i just gotta ignore this we just gotta ignore the fact that we're just our size randomly changes and okay yes i found a cave we could definitely fit in this one maybe not before gamers but now we definitely can come on i just need one piece of iron come on come on come on come on come on grab this iron yes go go go go go go go go go okay there you go easy boom boom bam and bop let's go okay come on come on come on okay and oh my wait oh my size it reset i think right i'm back to normal is this normal i can't even tell guys am i am i fat am i ugly okay no i actually don't i can't even tell but you know what whatever um hold on wait is that a fortress right in front i can't even tell bro it's like so i think it is i think it is boys okay hold up break break break break go go go go go go go we can do this we can actually do this speed bridge over the orange juice that can kill me oh my god it is a fortress let's go let's go pog okay we just need to kill the super blazes i don't even have a shield oh no this is gonna go awful this is gonna be awful oh god gamers oh god i think i'm gonna go this way uh no oh my okay hold up i think we could go this way oh come on come on come on oh no what happened to what happened to me dude oh my god minecraft just hates me bro i'm supposed to wait and i bet the blazers are right here bro i bet of course they are of course they are oh my are you kidding me i have to kill the blazes like this looking like a hammerhead pancake oh my okay well i know what that means but i'm actually built like donnie right now bro oh my goodness all right okay okay okay okay okay i'm going in i'm going in i'm going in oh my god i killed what i killed when i killed it go go go go go oh my god okay i got one i got one i got one i got one i got one oh my goodness run first blaze rod boys and my size changed again oh i'd look so terrible hold on i'm gonna just throw a bunch of this crap that we don't need oh my god oh my god oh my god come on come on come on come on come on i got another one i got another one pretty sure there's another one in there too but i'm actually killing blazes built like freaking og dude i'm built like mrs puffs bro from spongebob alright come on yes oh yes yes yes yes yes yes we're at three we're at three come on boys we got this okay wait what my oh okay well i look like i skipped leg day but it's fine i'm like six foot three which is you know like my normal height in real life totally okay here goes nothing come on come on yes we're at four we're at four we're at four let's go big head bonk my brain is too massive and my arms are just so buff i mean all my your gut look at my hand look at my hand bro what i look like if i break one block i could break like a radius come on come on come on come on come on yes oh my god i need the cheese sticks come on come on come on yes yes seven seven wait what my size just ah what is going on what is wrong with me oh my goodness bro i'm built like ron but like one of the dogs one of the meme dogs guys subscribe or this is gonna be in your bed tonight okay wait i think i think we're good i have 14. should i go for one more screw it let's go for one more honeymoon no no no oh wait okay okay never mind this was a bad idea oh my god okay hold on i literally can't spring jump because if i hit the roof i'm gonna take damage bruh bruh i'm actually built like an alien dude what is this scam take my cheese okay okay okay i can't take being this ugly anymore please i have to beat minecraft so i can no longer be just treated like an alien just because i look like one yes all right this is a good start ugly bunk has three pearls ten do i risk it with ten screw it guys let's go ahead and actually just build okay wait i literally don't have blocks okay there you go why do i look like this i look like an alien look at my coconut head oh my goodness okay wait why am i built like an english teacher yo you guys can't even cap bro they be looking hella thick this is actually cursed okay anyways stick punk for the win boom and we going in where did we spawn where did we spawn oh god did my game crash no please don't crash please don't crash bro if i lose everything that i've done so far i'm gonna cry wait okay i i actually don't even know where we are what this way come on gang gang come on come on yes yes yes oh let's go dude okay i'm not gonna throw another one for another like thousand blocks and oh god there's hell of mobs trying to shoot me down well you can't catch me or i am the thickest i'm the thickest of all and wait speaking of thick hold up let me just quickly oh okay that's fine wait whoa whoa whoa what what is happening to me why is it getting more cursed as we go oh my goodness never mind i don't got time i was gonna fight that boner man but nah dude we're too thick for him go go go go go go we're gonna beat the game gamers let's go oh no my size it's just oh no what is what is this i'm literally chunk i'm not even bunk anymore i'm not even buying i'm just chunk okay hold on wait let's loot this thing and okay i lit i can't i can't uh oh fine dude well we got a golden apple which is pretty good we got three diamonds pog and dude we got three golden apples and some a bunch of iron okay pogba's pogba's in the chat gamers okay wait are we still oh it turned we're close we're close we're close come on please don't break yes oh my god dude our luck our luck the chunk luck is superior okay low-key i'm getting really tired just playing as chunk bro i need to find this thing what is this it's just a cave oh wait what it's behind us oh my god let's go wait what my oh god i think i did get taller i think wait what happened to me though oh what i can't even am i just big i can't i actually can't even tell what like hideous thing has been changed about my body but it doesn't matter i think we're actually big now and come on please please please please please please please please please come on yes yes we found it oh my god there's an ender prone here yes okay wait we have 11 okay bro wait what oh my i can't even go through this door oh my goodness dude wait what actually oh i'm just huge i'm actually just huge wait wait that's perfect wait that's actually oh yeah i think i have a little bit of a big head come on come on come on dude the amount of stone pickaxes have i had to craft in this video oh my god yes there's an enderman my equal hello okay i don't care dude i need to kill him i need to kill him just in case guys we need to get all the ender balls we can get come on come on come on come on and just die oh he didn't drop one no leave me alone stop licking my toes boy oh wait's right here i'm blind i'm so blind i'm tall and blind okay and wait how much do we wait do we even have enough oh my god oh my god bro yeah wait look how huge i am in my inventory okay boom we're in we're in oh my god my hand what is wrong with it okay it doesn't matter this matter doesn't matter let's go let's go let's go let's go yo this is perfect this is actually perfect hold up there you go i put my hitboxes on oh my god gamers gamers gamers this is perfect if we can say the size all but it's every minute no no it's gonna change it's gonna change bro look how tall i am look how massive i am bro there you go okay we have the slabs we have the beds oh my goodness come on please please please please please wait no dude what is this hideous thing man no neck bonk is back oh my god i can't even okay hold on let's see if we can do it let's just see if we can do it gamers come on dude i was tall i was beautiful i also don't have any more food oh god no please wait what i'm tiny i can't even i can't even reach i hate this i hate this i hate i didn't even notice when my size changed bro are you kidding me dude no i can't even do this what now i'm tall now my legs are big i can't bro my size just changed as soon as i dude boom boom boom and there you go you have our boat yes oh my god okay my final golden apple for food come on come on come on can i eat it yes we got one come on come on come on come on yes and that one should be easy and so should that one and so should that one and so should okay wait i thought i was gonna do something cool there ye and yeet i don't care if i'm a dwarf come on come on yes let's go chunk is the best oh my god wait we're actually mega chunk now dude we're mega chunk hold on we actually have to kill the dragon like this just to show him how pathetic he is show him how much of an idiot dude oh wait we already got all of these what oh we're only missing this one come on come on come on can chunk get it yes chunk can get it how does this even make sense now i am walking on my arms and okay hold on hold on we got to focus we got to focus come on bro that actually did nothing and oh my god there you go yes chunk can clutch come on come on come on come on yes i'm an enderman now basically oh my god dude this guy's actually getting destroyed bro you are getting destroyed i'm slimmonic because i'm so slim and oh god okay get back get back get back okay wait i'm actually about to die bro what gotta make all these shots count come on come on come on come on oh god okay okay okay okay we gotta watch out we gotta watch out cause he's gonna come to us okay and yeet come on yes we missed us he missed us oh my goodness come on come on we're literally like a mini chunk now we're back to being chong chunk for the win come on this is almost it this is almost it chunk chunk for the win oh my god oh my god oh my god okay be careful be careful do i go in do i go in do i go in do i go in i'm gonna oh oh oh oh oh oh dude i almost just died i almost just died i almost just died i'm going in i'm going in as chunk i'm going in as mega chunk mega chunk will win oh oh oh before my size changes can i beat it before my size changes come on come on chong come on chunk we got this three two one and what and chunk wins chunk wins chunk has defeated the ender dragon yes yes chunk for the win chunk we did it bro i mean i'm chunk oh god look what happens when i shift i look like i'm taking a doo-doo this is insane they doubted us dude wait what they doubted us bro i just like leveled up into mega chunks i'm like tall chunk wait look at my axe and my [ __ ] okay this is so weird yeah fear me nerds okay let's just beat the game bro oh but with that said ladies and gentlemen hopefully you enjoyed today's video that was honestly pretty stressful but it was funny we'd be minecraft in a funny way if you guys enjoyed make sure to leave a like subscribe if you're new there should be some other videos in the screen click those to see more chunk all right well not really more punk but i love you guys see you in the next video peace

Channel: Bionic

Views: 1,448,731

Keywords: minecraft, Minecraft But Your Size Changes Every Minute, minecraft but your size randomly changes, minecraft but your size changes, minecraft but, bionic, challenge, family friendly

Id: R_nrAL4e9tk

Length: 15min 36sec (936 seconds)

Published: Thu Feb 18 2021