Terrorizing Telemarketers

hello hi my name is Kjell taught me to explain few effective what we can do for you yeah now for you to qualify for our program you must have a minimum $5,000 and under a debt now the most important part to qualify you you must be struggling to make your payments are past due what was that part you just said you must be struggling our past do I don't tell you know I was before that struggling no no before this must have a minimum $5,000 M above and unsecured debt was no no not that what is it that was something else I messed in there to qualify you for program Yuma go know if you must have it no no I know no it wasn't that well what is it sir I don't know I don't know if I knew what it was I wouldn't be asking you we are not profited no no I'm treated from the strip and I know exactly what I just stated the part right before it that relief you said what was that ah we are debt the debt relief will par dump it was right before that we are the exclusive agent no no no you throw me for loops right here that's all that I have stated must have been right after the debt relief thing a non-profit dead no no let me finish her a non-profit debt settlement company no it's not that a week it's not that information ah'd that is frustrating would you please let me explain that maybe you won't be so confused or getting so frustrated okay but you said that went three times I told you that wasn't that okay you can want to proceed farther than okay now because we are a non-profit condo no I'm just don't try to explain search in the program and you're acting as if you don't want to correspond and listen you keep hiding no no because I know as soon as you start talking I know that's not it I don't know what you want I just want to get it the information but I missed a part maybe someone else in him who's right before did that relief we are debt relief hopped around no no see what she know keep hot and no and no frustrated I need to stay professional with you well that's not it you keep telling me it's right before the debt relief I know what my strips yeah and what is missing ain't none closet no no no okay what's right after right after that this that's the information regarding Deborah no no you keep hiding no no no no that's very frustrating and I can't help you I haven't even winter and strip with you yet well it's frustrating when you keep repeating the same thing when I tell you it's not it we keep going over the same thing over and over and my day is going to continue to go a good day you know and it would be a better day if you could just give me the information that I miss the pieces you listen okay now because we are a nonprofit debt but no I know it's not that would you stop saying no no do not listen let me go all through this strip now because we are a nonprofit confident we are able to give it's not that no it's not that part though I heard does I'm moving on from that because there's nothing else there maybe you'll get some understanding in the next part and you don't want me to keep going back over them and a mac on the key repeat myself over and over I need to know that important piece of information you're not giving it important piece of information that we are a nonprofit company we've ever since I got that no no we're bats our cousins used to feel hard to know it I can't I'm not taking this from you today shut up hello yes this is just going to verify you're receiving your newspaper guys easy sheesh put me but are you receiving the New York - uggh which means what hi Gigi sheesh okay I'll just cancel it whatever this that's the problem I want to know is this paper coming either yes or no nice you see sheesh I don't understand why i GT Jesus what do you mean is the newspaper coming sir sheesh okay I will cut a class the privacy's refusing to speak English thank you what's the problem I want to know is the newspaper coming yes or no Gigi sheesh okay thank you for sharing goodbye Gigi Gigi hello hello Jim yeah hi my name is Carson University out hello all my roommate uh Steve's on the phone could he listen cuz he's digging about on like the school too you know what you're probably easier I didn't separately I mean you can totally listen in I mean right I know but what the guy doesn't I'm sorry hello uh-huh yeah have you heard he said he was gonna but how many people just wave and say goodbye done okay I'm kind of confused for than hearing two people thought he was just asking a question oh okay so what was your question yeah how could I do it it no how can you do what the thing the thing what I don't understand the thing don't bring the car at a guy that bring it somewhere else hello hello yeah course talking to me I don't understand what's going on try to the answer boy yeah I just talked to one person can just one person you're I can't I don't know we're both trying to get the information I mean yeah I'll speak with you after I speak with what we don't like to get the information I'll send you I just I like you I don't what I already talked to one person I have someone yelling in my ear I know I got you said if I didn't remember to come Eddie Jordan saying here I came in I'm not supposed to answer is John all the information is gonna be sent our email night out but we'll just answer questions to make sure we're interested to I know I what if I don't have to I need ask what if he doesn't have it though what if he doesn't have what are you looking for but what the other guy didn't there's other court user guy I've been severe speak alone what's that the other guy the only problem is only problem is what I don't know I I can't do this - why hello Jose yeah I'm giving you a call for credit counselor hello hello yeah hey dude you saw on the phone yeah alright cuz I got to call my brother and find out if you had a good New Year yup so on phone okay all right you want oh yeah I have a few moments yeah yo u s-- on the phone yeah okay like a politician there's a program so you still want in yeah young from yeah okay it was developed to help consumers phases if you saw on the front bro yeah all right well if you are here you're called up notice is fine actually I gotta run out to work a little bit so I get short with now it was what developed what they consolidated is a program so you fill on yeah okay alright well consolidation is a program right are you still on the phone yeah okay okay that consolidation was what is a program it was the place on the front end yeah I'd like to get this done now I think this holidays is a pro probably so on the phone yeah right okay is a program is a program develop either they still talk on the phone yeah okay okay so Charlie can take a solid ation is the program right hello yeah yeah you saw on yeah dang consolidation is a program right okay it was developed by the David sister on the phone yeah I'm okay what they gotta keep pick it up it's my roommate you know we only have one phone in the house okay I'm picked up too many thought so I give you a call back no this is fine cuz I gotta go to work a little bit speaking up every three second well no he seems like he'd cease not picking up right now so maybe we get through this deca summer this is a programmer yo he's go on yeah how do we call it Chum you

Channel: Matt

Views: 1,162,668

Rating: 4.8972216 out of 5

Keywords: telemarketer, revenge, telemarketing

Id: aZYi6cAk4t8

Length: 9min 5sec (545 seconds)

Published: Sat Jul 17 2010

Reddit Comments

[u/coberh]

That was better than I thought it would be for sure.

[u/synergyschnitzel]

You're not letting me go through this STRIPT.

[u/Julices_Grant]

Loved it. Episode 2 is here. The one that starts at 3:25 is priceless.

[u/OldHobbitsDieHard]

He has such a fantastic voice.

[u/hugh-spaz]

This is so deeply funny and painful at the same time. I have a really low cringe tolerance and this registers just right at/below my threshold.

[u/sponjireggae77]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RsGVmtmPSbA

[u/axlalucard]

no no no

[u/Zunilda_Veliz]

Sounds like a ‘50s private detective. Fantastic!!

[u/Chicken713]

Yo you still on the phone ? Yeah... so what's the program ? It's a program.. On the phone? Yeah..... I laughed so hard to that