- (FBE) Today, you'll be reading
some funny test answers. - Ooh, I like that. - Test answers? Oh, this is about some students
who are just like, I'm gonna write
whatever the heck I want or just answer something funny
because they don't know. - A lot of the time,
I wish I had the guts to do something like that,
just for shits and giggles. - As a student, sometimes
you really just don't know, so you just have to guess
and take the best guess you can, so it should be interesting to see. - "Where was the American Declaration
of Independence signed? At the bottom." Well, duh! - "At the bottom." Bruh, (chuckling)
he took that so literal, wow. - That's kind of like
an obvious answer. He's like, "At the bottom,
dummy, obviously." To be honest, this
is making me doubt myself. I don't think I know
where it was signed at. Philadelphia? - I couldn't be a teacher
because if I got some of these, with my sense of humor,
I'd just be like, "Yes, A+." - "Draw a picture of what
you will look like in 100 years." - "In 100 years, I will be..." (giggling) dead. - "In 100 years, you would be..." (chuckling) dead. That's a weird question
to ask someone, "In 100 years." - How is that even a question? I mean, if someone
actually put that they're even alive,
I'd be like, hey, they got some big dreams. - So negative. It doesn't even say
"beloved husband," whatever, whatever. It's just like, "Warren,
Rest In Peace." - Oh, my gosh, and it's
a little kid's handwriting. That's so sad. He's just thinking
he's gonna be dead. That's his sense
of humor right now. - This one actually makes
sense though because what else are you
gonna look like in 100 years? You're not gonna
look like Superman. I'm pretty sure, Warren,
you're on the right track. - Oh, I've seen this, yeah. "Find X.
Here it is." - (chuckling) That's what's up. He's not wrong either. - That's totally me. I'm not good at math
in any way, shape, or form. - I hate math with my life
and, like, "find X." That's something I would do. - This hurts my heart
because this is simple math. What does it equal? - I just don't know
if these people are just doing it because they really don't know,
or they're trying to be funny. But failing isn't funny. - "What ended in 1896? 1895." - "1895." (stiltedly) Ha-ha. Ha-ha-ha. - (chuckling) "1895." Dang, these guys are smart. - Oh, my gosh.
I love these kids. - Obviously, not the answer,
but an answer of some sort. It technically is true. I would hate to be a teacher
and having to have these as answers
and then just laugh, but then be like, wrong, like, no. - "Name: Frankie. I earn money at home by-- I don't.
I am a freeloader." (laughing) - "I don't. I am a freeloader." Well, dang! Honesty. - "I am a freeloader." (gasping, laughing) Me. - How does he even know
what a freeloader is? Maybe his parents are like,
"You don't have an opinion. You're a freeloader." And so he was just like,
"I'm a freeloader." - I'm pretty sure this question
was directed at little elementary grade
school kids, you know? Who's making money
in the fourth grade? - Your parents aren't having you
do chores or anything? I did chores. I never got money for it,
but still, that's something. - "The diagram
below best illustrates..." uh, I guess none of those. Instead, giraffes
are heartless creatures. - (gasping) Oh!
That is so sad. They died 'cause he
just wanted some leaves. - This giraffe isn't tall enough
to feed himself, so he starved to death,
and they're just still eating like it didn't even happen. I would put "E" too. It's not even funny.
It's real stuff-- heartless. - Why did the kid even think
that he should just make his own and that was gonna work? - That's literally me and my family. I'm the shortest person
and they won't help me get stuff off the top shelf. - "Can you just reach over?" And then, "Hey, take the branch, man.
I got you, homie." Darwin won't get you today. - "Extra credit: What is
the strongest force on earth? Love." - Awww, that's cute. Did the teacher
really cross it out, though? That's upsetting. - But he's right. That's actually a fact. In spiritual terms,
love is the highest vibration. - At least it was
an extra credit point, so he didn't lose or gain anything. - I would put
love too because it is. How do you think I was conceived? - Love is amazing but... this teacher obviously got
the wrong end of the stick when it came to love. - Yes! That wins all wars and is
the perfect answer for anything. If people say you didn't get
that answer right, screw them. - "Name the quadrilateral."
That's what's up! "Bob, Sam." "Tedison," what? - "Tedison, Cate." "Hary" with one R. - The word box is right there
with all the names. You just gotta put it right there. That square don't even
look like a Bob. It looks like a good Jeffrey. - Why didn't I think of that one? I was too goody two-shoes. Like, I'm trying
to get my answers correct, to even put something funny,
because I was so scared of getting a bad grade. - When I was a little kid,
I had the same dilemma because I remember
seeing this for the first time and they were like,
"Describe these shapes." And I got so mad because
I didn't know how to describe them. I was like, "What are they?
Nice, mean? I don't know how they are." I definitely sympathize with Hope
here naming these quadrilaterals. - "What is the dotted line called? The Elder wand."
I don't get it. Is that some sort
of reference to something? - Oh. Oh, I like this joke!
It's a Harry Potter reference. "What is the dotted line called?
The Elder wand." - Harry Potter reference. Ha-ha-ha. I haven't read the books. - I'm not a huge Harry Potter fan,
so I don't really quite get the reference,
but I'm pretty sure if I was really big into
Harry Potter, it'd be hilarious. - That's funny.
Obviously, he got it wrong, but it's funny. I don't know what the answer is. That's the thing,
I haven't taken math in two years, so I don't know
any of these math equations to even judge them and be like,
"(scoffing) How could you not know?" I don't know. (laughing) - "Write less than
or greater than. 0.5 or..." Okay, (chuckling) but or what? Come on, kid, or what? - Entered "or" for the entire thing. I don't know if these kids
are being serious or they're joking. That's the thing,
if my kids brought me that, I would laugh,
but then I'd think, "No, no. That's not what
you're supposed to do." - That really irritates my soul. That's all you had to do,
just put some little alligators there, and he just wanted to put "or"
because it sounded like an improper sentence. - That's something
I've done, actually. When they asked "true or false,"
I would just literally put "true" and "false" on sometimes
when I wouldn't know. I just put both. - That's what's up. Honestly, I feel like
they all deserve an A++. I'm proud of all of them. - I am annoyed. Tests stress me the hell out. It freaks me out,
so when they did this and I saw it, it's like,
why would you do that? - They're funny. One of us,
every one in a while, puts a fake answer down
or we just don't care. - If you really don't know it,
that's a fun way of doing it, but I feel like
teachers get annoyed because they're wasting their time
having to grade your not real answers. - It's just amazing how they're
solving the problems with humor instead of actually trying
to solve their problems because that's what I do in life. - Thanks for watching this episode
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