- I don't think this is right. - I don't think this is right either.
I don't know why I'm guessing... - No, this is not right! - (gasps) Oh my God!
- Gross National Product! - That is what I had,
and I erased it! ♪ (upbeat intro) ♪ - (FBE) Today we have
a very special episode of Do They Know It? - Okay.
- Okay. (laughs) - (FBE) Malcolm, would you say
that you know what your teen is learning in school?
- I think so. I think I have a pretty good idea. - He's a teacher, so...
- Yeah. I'm an elementary music school,
music teacher, so yeah. - (FBE) So here's how
this is going to work. We made a quiz
with seven of the most common subjects learned in high school. Sharon, you're going to have
the opportunity to show Ryan that you still got it.
- Oh God, okay. - I just left school!
And then now I'm like here, and I'm like okay, I'm gonna have fun,
and no, you're throwing more school at me! (laughs) - Jayka, this is what you call,
you never stop learning. ♪ (quirky interlude) ♪ - (FBE) Here's your first subject,
Chemistry. - (sighs) Okay.
- I'm already confused. - (FBE) Balance this equation. (Caleb laughs) - I absolutely have no idea. - I know like the basic concept
is that you're supposed to take both sides and like
balance them out, by like changing around
the chemicals or whatever. But I don't remember
how to do it. - Oh gosh, are you kidding me?
Okay. - Excuse me, I don't know! (laughs) - Balance this equation?
Are you kidding me, okay. - Oh my God, I do not know
how to freakin' do this. - Oh my Gosh! I have not been in school
for a long time. - Okay, well, I don't even know
what balance the equation means. (both laugh) - When am I gonna use this
in real life? - Uh, I mean, I'm not
going into a job with chemicals, so probably never. - (FBE) Parents first,
what's your answer? (both laugh) So?
- All I have is the equation. Staring at it with the hope
that something would come up in my head. - No, I was sure I nailed that. - I don't know what balancing
the equation is. - No idea how to do this,
but I do remember order of operations, so you
probably have to apply that, right? - Ryan wins! (laughs) I have no idea. - Not if I get it wrong! - (FBE) Here is the answer. - Oh gosh, uh...
- Sorry? (laughs) - I put glucose. I thought that like equaled glucose,
or like sugar. - It's a guess, okay? - I know, I took a wild guess. - (laughs) Not much better either. - That's my son,
that's my son! - This is why I went into art school. - Nah, I did not know it. I was just subtracting the stuff,
I thought it was alegbra. - Well, we both know
you're not gonna be a chemist, and we both know
that I'm not a chemist. - Oh no. - So I think it's okay
that we both got this one wrong. ♪ (quirky interlude) ♪ - (FBE) You guys ready
for the next subject? - I'm ready.
- Yep. Oh, history.
- Oh, oh! I'm okay at History. (laughs) - I don't know,
I don't know about myself. (laughs) We'll see. - (FBE) What was the first U.S. state? - (sighs) Okay. - (laughs) I, I'm just gonna guess,
but I don't, no, I know this is wrong. - Oh my gosh,
I know I know this! - Oh my God,
my AP U.S. History teacher, if he sees this, he's gonna be
really disappointed in me. - I'm trying to figure out
if it was... - Oh! - I don't think this is right!
- I don't think this is right either. I don't know why
I'm guessing this, but... - No, this is not right! - (FBE) Malcolm? No.
- [bleep] Alright. - Oh my gosh, why did I...
- What is, I don't think that's, that's not even right.
- No? - Virginia. - I'd rather not even put an answer
and guess it, 'cause then I will
look even worse. - Is it Delaware?
- (FBE) Yes! - Ha!
- (FBE) That is the correct answer. - What? Not my guess. (laughs)
Whatever, it's fine. - Pennsylvania! (laughs) - Somewhere in the east coast, okay? - I got Virginia too. (laughs) - I said Massachusetts, so...
- Really, that's... - And I don't know
if I spelled it right. - We gotta look at it this way,
we're learning something. - (FBE) Ryan, did you get it?
- I got Massachusetts. - That would've been
really embarassing if I didn't get it. - I'm taking World History. ♪ (quirky interlude) ♪ - (FBE) Your next subject is English. - No pressure, just the whole world. - Okay, English.
I also did AP English classes. - I did well in English.
- So maybe I'll be fine. - Okay, alright.
- I can spell. - (FBE) Name this novel. - Okay. The famous novel follows a couple
of very unlikely friends from two different ends
of the intellectual spectrum and their tragic fate
during the Great Depression. I don't remember!
I think I read this. I honestly don't know. - Oh, um, okay. - Oh. (laughs)
This one was really sad. Like there was actually
a kid in my class who cried when we read this. - This is so embarassing. - I really don't want to make
a total fool of myself. I think...
- Don't worry, we already have. It's past that point. (laughs) - Oh, I think I know this.
Don't you? - No, I know the story. I just don't know
if I have the title right. - Don't cheat.
- Grapes of Wrath. - (FBE) No. - I don't even have anything,
I'm like blanking out. Oh my gosh. - Do not recall, sorry! (laughs) - I got nothing. - Tale of Two Cities?
- (FBE) No. - Eh.
- This was Of Mice and Men. - I didn't, I never read
Of Mice and Men. I wrote nothing,
I had no idea. - Me either! (Caleb laughs)
- Oh. - The one thing I'll get right. - He knew I had it wrong.
Did you get it? - I got it!
- Alright. - Didn't read it,
and I definitely didn't. - I've never read it.
- Oh, Lenny, come on! - I've never even heard of that.
I put To Kill A Mockingbird. - It's because I'm old. - I was about to say something, and then I knew
I would get grounded for it. (Sharon laughs) ♪ (quirky interlude) ♪ - (FBE) Your next subject
is Economics. - Econ, I'm in Econ right now.
(laughs) - Alright.
- Okay. - Another business math related.
(laughs) Let's go. - (FBE) What does GNP stand for? - (laughs) I'm gonna take a wild guess
because it sounds smart and nice. (both gasp) - Oh gosh, okay.
Please let me breathe. I knew I would do this. - Let you breathe, what am I doing? - Okay, I'm gonna go home
and study tonight. - She knows this.
I know she knows this. - (laughs) I may,
I may have it wrong. - And that is eating me alive. - (laughs) You know it?
- I do. - Gross net. I cannot think of the P,
oh, I don't know. - I don't know it, I'm just. (laughs) - Gross National Product?
- (FBE) That's correct! - Thank you! - Gross National Product.
- (FBE) That's correct. - Got one! - Gross National.
- (FBE) That is correct! - That's correct, I got one!
Yes, yes! - (FBE) The answer? - (gasps) Oh my God!
- Gross National Product! - That is what I had,
and I erased it! - I've never, I've never
heard that in my life. - I got Global Net Profit? - That's actually not bad.
That is a good guess. - Gross National Product! - I wrote that!
- Oh. - Alright. - We actually both have
common knowledge for once. - (FBE) Yay! - I have my confidence up,
'cause I have one point. - Whatever, it doesn't matter.
(laughs) - (FBE) What is yours? - (laughs) Gross Net blank,
'cause I copied her! ♪ (quirky interlude) ♪ - (FBE) Next subject, French.
- What? Are you kidding me? - I didn't take French!
- I took Spanish! - (FBE) Whoever gets the most correct
wins a point. - Okay. - (FBE) Are you guys ready? - I will get zero.
- (laughs) Let's see, and this can't be
a team sport, huh? (laughs) Okay.
- This is so embarassing. Are you copying me?
- No. - Ah! (laughs)
- Translate the following. What? - Who takes French in high school? What are you gonna use French, like... - I don't know, see,
like this now. - This is bad too,
'cause I took French in second, third and fourth grade. - Did you take French in high school? - Not in high school.
In sixth grade, so... - So it's been like
longer than I'm alive since then. - It's been a while.
It's been a while. - I wrote them in English. See if any of them come close. - I literally have nothing. This is, I'm not a French person. - Sorry people that speak French. Not my language! (laughs) - I'm hoping this is right for cat. - (FBE) Yes.
- Alright, and then how about bicycle? - (FBE) Yes, uh?
- Close enough? Bicyclette?
Oh, we'll take the L out. Alright, is that better? - (FBE) Here are the answers. - Oh my God,
I was literally gonna write something like bicyclette. - Yeah, I know,
I would have not known. - I was gonna write something
just like that. - (laughs) No. - I got bicycle pretty close. - I only put the two
French words that I know, we and bonjor,
and then I guessed le dog. - Yeah, I spelled it wrong,
and I have one guess. I am really sorry
to my French teacher. - You tried pretty good
for I don't know how long it's been. - (FBE) Yeah.
- Yeah. - (FBE) Sixth grade!
- Oui. ♪ (quirky interlude) ♪ - (FBE) Final subject, Health. - Health, okay.
- Yes, maybe I'll get this one. - Health, okay.
This is gonna be embarassing. - I know.
We already failed, honey. - (FBE) Assign the body parts
to their location. Get two correct to win a point. - Ooh.
- Female body, too? I barely know my own body! - I'm gay. (laughs) - That doesn't excuse you,
you have a mother. - So I've like no interest
to find out, which is terrible to say,
but I'll do my best. (laughs) - Five and six are different thngs? That's weird, okay. - I swear I know this stuff.
I talk about it all the time. Okay, but anyways.
- Okay. - Now because I am so nervous,
I don't know anything. - This goes out
to my wife Christine, I am so sorry.
(Caleb laughs) - (FBE) No.
- All of 'em!? - (FBE) (laughs) Yeah. - Are you serious?
- Okay, nurse. - (FBE) No. One, no.
And three, no. Alright. (laughs)
- Oh my God. All apologies. - I got seven for ovaries. And I got uh...
- Did you copy me? - Four for uterus,
and two for cervix. - You put eight at first. - (FBE) That's absolutely correct.
All three. - 100% on that! - (FBE) You only needed
to label three at the top, but two of those are correct! - Oh, I didn't read
the directions! - Always read the directions! Read the directions, mom!
- I know! - (FBE) So you have
two out of three correct, which means you do
get the point for this. - Wait, what was? Well, I think I got it wrong too.
- I think I got the cervix wrong. - (FBE) Here are your answers. - Yes! (laughs) - (FBE) Lana?
Yes! - I didn't even
learn this from school. I learned it from television! - Oh, it's so confusing
because of the pictures! - I got ovaries!
- I got ovaries. - (FBE) But unfortunately,
you needed at least two to get the point,
so no points for you. - No points for Ryan! - I'm sorry I don't know
the female body, mother. - Well I got stuff wrong too though,
honey, that's kind of embarassing. - Yeah, you don't even know
your own body. - I do, I know my own body
really well. - Yeah, I got that too. - (FBE) Oh wow,
points for both of you! - Caught. - (FBE) You guys know
your female reproductive system. - Oh, is that what that is?
(Jackson laughs) - Oh my God, we're so bad!
- Dang it, what? - This is so embarassing! - I am very glad
that I have graduated. (laughs) - In all fairness,
you just started ninth grade. - I guess I won't be
too hard on you now, because even I can't
answer those stuff. - Exactly!
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