technoblade moments (ft. bedrock duo, twin duo)

[Music] we are very rich and the other team left is jerome and phil i don't i think i think it's phil isn't he like uh he's the hardcore guy yeah dude i have a lot of arrows here you go yeah phil's the ultra hardcore guy so he knows how to play minecraft but doesn't he doesn't he play like the newest version techno what are you gonna do no sometimes when my mother isn't home i go into the garden bury myself and pretend i am a carrot college board wants me to write like deep meaningful essays about topics like what have you done to contribute to your academic community i'm sitting here like i went outside once and the sun hurt my eyes zero out of ten would not try again ho ho ho who is the ultimate hoe among us it's me i'm a hoe nobody hoes like techno blade [Laughter] all men do is betray techno blade eat hot chip and lie [Laughter] really when i'm the one okay okay oh wow they all guessed it correctly okay [Music] bruh i i didn't even get to build it and i win pure skill no how do we finally get spaceship the one time that i don't get to guess i'm mad the game hears me it's like siri when it gives you like targeted ads based on uh based on what you were saying in verbal conversations because it's recording your mic it's like that but hypixel they're listening man [Music] are you guys seeing this are you guys seeing this [Music] why would you ruin this for me stream snipers no no they're all stream sniping they're all stream sniping no don't ruin this please please the stars had to align for me to finally get this please no they all guessed it they all i haven't even please please i haven't even gotten like the the base structure out no [Music] no i haven't gotten to build it at all what is this no no i didn't get to build i didn't get to build it's beautiful [Music] [Applause] [Music] i can't help it i want points [Music] one of the basic ideas i started out with was the fact that if i really wanted to go really far on youtube i'm talking like way farther than i am now like where i am now would be irrelevant by comparison if i wanted to go really far in the long run my channel couldn't just be pvp it had to be me because pvp can take you very far on youtube but i don't think not far enough for me you know not far enough for me so now that's my thoughts on the matter you guys can leave your comments in the description i'll definitely do you love me please say yes i have no idea who you are kai i hate you say it back please i hate you kai all right are you happy is that what you wanted to hear i hate this it's for the stats guys it's for the tag it's tactical simpin stop don't make fun of me i'm so uncomfortable wait wait that means he literally just stabbed the guy hey hey is that the murderer well i just wasted my arrow well time to die just kidding i got an arrow ha ha you suck you suck get away destroy i told you when are you gonna drop the list of stan shoestock on twitter i'm not gonna do that sora hello dude we're gonna get this on the first trial right sora wait wait let me turn on my simpin music let me turn it on hey sora my name is chad who are you oh that's nice oh sora of house argoros that's great that's great our family has stood in the senate and discharged his duties honorably since the first days of the empire oh that's incredible oh there's something i'd like to discuss actually uh oh you want to go out you want to go out sora oh perhaps i'm just you and i maybe uh unless unless uh we should meet from time to time all right i'll see you later oh what a coincidence oh it's later oh you want to talk i'm glad what a coincidence seeing you here after our last conversation what a coincidence i'm glad we have some time to some time to spend again weird ass [ __ ] just [ __ ] subscribe the hell what the [ __ ] is an iron plate [ __ ] i don't know how the [ __ ] do i use this [ __ ] me okay ah damn i'm good oh for [ __ ] sake this is like a stone [ __ ] pickaxe hell yeah damn i'm good [Music] [Laughter] oh wait i need you i need you i need you i'm right here okay sit in this corner and stare at you while you sleep why would you do it thanks no you're always looking out for me bro always walk away no problem always one second tell tommy i hope he finds what he's looking for whatever that is we have never overthrown a government together this is a first it's nice to speak to you again big man didn't we speak yesterday yeah we did all right good seeing you do you like techno what i like you more now oh thank you their names on the oh it's taco blade it says yeah i say we swear it oh yeah see how easily tommy got distracted there because he's so technical he's like what are these yellow they're wearing yellow it's the name not that i look up to you or anything i'm you know my viewers as complete another equals that's weird oh you guys are mean you're like god something must be wrong with the statistics if he's fourth place it's a bug or something i don't know look tommy is good when he tries tommy tommy we were so clear to you that you needed to make a good first impression guys we were coaching you before the match like tommy don't mess this up this this is your chance they're very famous just i think just don't be yourself tommy please be anything but yourself tommy i feel like my little brother just came back from college expelled no no i'm actually most people's big brother dishonorably discharged from the army yeah we're going to laugh about this someday come back hey anyway okay i just wanted to stop by and say is it too late to start crying do you think uh yes it's too late it just would not come across as sincere at all man betrayed me what do you mean what do you mean and i cried at night thinking big brother tetano blade more like bad brother give me back my axe tommy is the perfect youtuber he's gonna he's gonna surpass us so hard oh yeah he actually like puts words into like thumbnails and stuff i remember remember when i was like uh geeking out to all you guys about how much i loved setting up end screens to like i remember yeah and tommy was like the one person who was like tell me more everyone else was everyone else i was trying to i was begging wilbur like hey you know how at the end of the skyblock episode one there's an end screen to a totally different video that has nothing to do with skyblock please change that to the skyblock episode too that's obviously what they want if they watch skyblock episode one he's like nah it's fine few months ago i saw a phrase and i was like oh my god i just copied you i copied you but you didn't i gotta i gotta tell this phrase to tommy he's gonna love this phrase like wait and then i googled it and i was like oh he made this wait what was it it was pog through the pain oh yeah yeah yeah i came up with that yeah i saw a friend like oh my god tommy's gonna love this i'm like oh no wait he made it dude tommy tommy you just beat dream that must be some sort of glitch dude tommy tommy you just beat dream there must be some sort of glitch go around this is technology you're on either side mate you're fine you're sorry you're very forgiving you're very adorable on this server so you're forgiven and also get this oh i got one of those hey bedrock bro bedrock bro boys of course you did i almost got this oh i got one of those [Music] oh god wait tommy are you on the boat yes i see them dude tommy look i'm down here if you can get up the ladder techno and you can jitter click up here with me then we've won like no one will go i'm getting knocked at the bottom there's no chance i can get up this ladder tommy quick jump down and save me i'm losing hearts at a rapid rate i'll lead them away tommy don't worry about me away from me i'm gonna die i'm gonna die i'm gonna die tommy in it no help i'm lost so i heard you need the human rights voice going on in my head that's called thinking tommy you might be new to this experience what is this f-zero but let me assure you it's very normal to do with a certain friend of mine she has chosen to be a tommy simp i think clearly the most rational answer here is that you need new friends just a tommy simp come on come on i it's one thing to be a tommy viewer but a tommy simp that's getting kind of weird that's getting kind of weird he is a child he is a child a pleasure playing with all of you we did really well and that's what matters this was this was good we just tommy get the heck out of here tommy get the heck out of here what do you mean thank you get him out of here i'm a part of this yeah i'm i'm involved in this wait wait i have to fulfill my end of the bargain please oh my god are you unblocking i'm unblocking tommy unless i checked the vods and he didn't say to vote for rockets wait why don't i see any tweets about it then i don't see any tweets here you didn't retweet it tommy tommy you just left a reply you didn't put it on the timeline tommy no no look at tweets and replies that doesn't even i'm re-blocking him he's blocked i'm kidding i'm kidding oh orange ocelots forever look at johnny in the background he's just over our shoulder like hey guys hey guys you remember me guys please guys please keep watching my steam broadcast no please oh no oh my god okay [Music] nice so long theseus this tournament is more disappointing and then tommy joins on cue hello but now we must support the blade yeah so just just vlog gun out of your mind support the blade and dream i mean i know i actually would like to game with him so many more [Music] tommy crap he's a hacker i don't think techno blade is happening i'll be honest with you i think you are wrong i think you are stupid technically just not hacking big star i knocked techno off did you get the thing yeah vic [Applause] i was having a good sleep death [Applause] tommy was bryce tommy was bragging on stream he's like yes i'm making my own items character development like less than 24 hours after off-stream being like techno can i have something right so much rather be with techno plane man why would i not want to be with techno he said no no you're a clown chaser no i want to be with technoblade you idiot he's my childhood hero no clown chaser and i said oh no no if this i just want i'm very much just tasting i'm a approval chaser all right chad i just want tenerblade's approval right let me think about all the happy thoughts about phil tell me feel happy things that can make me be more like him the sleepy boys he's great he's a role model to us all he makes us all feel comfortable i want to do that turbo [Music] hurry up hurry up it'll put little brother tommy in it hurry up you're too busy looking at dandelion with the skeleton schools and who has wither skeleton schools on this server can you all just see if tetherblade's watching the stream could you just act techno in the chat to see if he's there and now he is i tried to time this so it's not with his sleep schedule hey nope okay thank god all right tommy now we get him yeah we got him i'm actually hilarious i take back my question about where techno is i so speaking of that prison i'm never ever going back there um so he oh but it is techno though he's sort of my family what the hell is that tender blade what the [ __ ] god's name is that wait wait wait wait stay staying in me stay near me stay near me i die i am feeling alone santa hit 10 mil dude i know i was there on the stream were you ask yourself that were you were you here because i was i spammed i was here in the chat i found that on the go you can do a thing that makes it play through your mic so whenever i want to like like i did this me and tatna were doing a mr beast gaming recording and i because i know techno i knew he wasn't recording he kept trying to leave me and it was just me and him and the vc i kept playing that song and threatening him because it would ruin you know what mr beast always wants that like and they're gonna have to have you seen that sidemen video where they edit but i have this the entire time in the background tommy was tommy was it like 250 000 viewers on twitch that's why i have to grind because tommy's gonna pass me if i don't start doing work what that if you just can't like sit stay at home too long and not actually like show yourself doing stuff yeah you guys do more grind streams yeah that's why that's why i've been doing so many like streams and an actual upload recently is because i figured i don't want tommy to to surpass us all by huge margins and leave us in the dust so he's so passed he's got to have at least one friend that can keep up with him you know we got to keep him company in like three months time we'll be averaging like 300 to 500 think about it i don't even want to think about how famous tommy's going to be in the future oh no he's not even 18. yeah he's like are you so powerful teach me about directions i want to be more like you all right so basically when you're uh when you're leaving the spawn area you want to head east oh no you're doing that thing and it's like it's okay so you're gonna no no no no no no no no okay tell me left or right left or right okay so you look at the direction are you doing this on purpose man you've been in there you've been here you've been an ass oh my god did you just throw four pearls well yeah but now i know tommy do not waste pearls it takes more time to kill the enderman than joking to run there hey okay you know what i'm gonna get a leash because i really don't trust the wolf to stay tommy don't run off how hot though is for me i'm gonna be i'm not getting a leash for you although i'm doing pretty well there's a bunch of golden carrots i just got more today oh my god thank you tommy i got you a christmas present for me it's for you tommy let me turn down the helmet and i got you techno's canon disc because i know you love disc son wait i know oh my goodness oh my god if there was a hug button i would press it holy [ __ ] i am glad there is not a hug button i am pressing the boundaries button okay well hey hey you know oh let's listen to it together okay let me turn down my i've just realized why everything is obnoxiously loud and it's upsetting me speak okay now it's obnoxiously quiet okay should we wrap this one tech no blade that's his name thought television uploaded and i was about to end my stream oh tecno and phil today's two years ago since business day started that means it was since we had our first long call where i wouldn't i wouldn't leave oh that was that was fun though i was so excited to speak to my hero technoblade you were so excited to speak to my hero technoblade he's just trying to make twitter cry it's seven time baby nana seven thousand yeah he gets it off the technology seven he definitely gets it from techno try time to make twitter just break down post a picture of me waving 11 months tommy be like this you're just thinking about sleepy boys the thing that i just keep doing all the time for all my videos is just going around annoying people and then i was like this is one per i never can seem to uh i was like it's really hard to annoy you because you either go up okay or just outwit me with bigger words so i start thinking how can i perfectly okay with this arrangement yeah yeah it's not going to be like that for a while but as i was thinking about that i closed i'm going to become smarter says tom he really has some predictable mannerisms for every single time i've annoyed him ever and it hit me tommy's going to leave everybody in the dust it's just a matter of time yeah dream's going to be begging tommy for clout soon when they streamed mcc tommy had like 10k more viewers than dream which is only because tommy's percentage of people on twitch is much higher than dreams of course but still but still tommy's twitch is like popping off tommy's twitch is so strong he's always like coming you don't stream on twitch because i don't i don't have the same twitch viewer base you do tommy what yes for streaming mate it's awesome i've watched tender blade streams they're awesome they're yeah that's fine yeah and you know what you'll be able to say tommy in it when they go to oh look like techno and tommy in it mate i'll [ __ ] a boy techno is on 9.88 million subscribers right now which is 100k away and there is 60 000 of us here if all of us just sub to him once logged on very easily to another account he'd be he'd be at 10 mil error and he has like guys fight you know i'm going to see if i have another account okay listen i'm still done like 10 accounts oh my personal account i realize i can't leave this email [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] there we go there we go okay in that time everyone else can log into like your mum's account just come on everyone come on boys he's the blade is it going up i have i am sure that we all can hope tenno doesn't mind he's the blade guys he's been around for years mate dude i i know i always say i have a screenshot with tetner from a 2017 hypixel lobby all right i'm og i didn't actually go at one if i actually did i'm getting cha if it went up one i'm going to be so proud 9.89 no no way oh mate you put in all of the effort to kill techno you you organized a plan tommy listen have you seen techno's little outfit what come and see oh check no hello oh it's so cute dude techno's a [ __ ] god like tenta is one of the people everyone complains when he does well but like i i hope for tank notes do well i really root for him he's a good player just because i know he's such a chill guy also that yeah he's super chill oh fourth dude four north odd boom was lemmington spa ah do you think that one's real techno no you need to bring techno to the uk please that'll be pog lemmington spa was the most north i've been hey ted now if you come to the uk will you take a photo with me oh yeah sure can it go on the internet uh i'll think about it what about what about if i come to america which i'm planning on doing in within a few months probably sure we can hang out could we take a photo together cool to commemorate our time uh sure and could i could could i show my friends on the internet my my 80 000 friends who are watching the stream right now i i i don't know about that many friends i think well you see you see these 80 000 of my friends who are watching this stream right now would they would i be allowed to share it with them could i show them a little bit like i don't know i don't even want to like i don't even want likes i just want i just want people to see me in technoblade being friends uh i don't know about that i'll make i'll put on like uh like a pig mask that's fine that's fine that's absolutely fine also then we can call you out if you're actually six four i'm six three oh six three my bad you see i'm already changing my story i'm kidding yes we're just going to revise it by one inch every time everyone's saying woo we are wilbus friends okay wait don't overstep your boundaries yeah that's all right let's go on my friends wait give me the give me this it's probably some get i got i got that wrong hell no dude let's let's dude let's drop out of this and go let's go let's do the entire minecraft monday in song welcome to minecraft monday the music do we go to the cornucopia no we do not we're going to run away don't mind me i'm just i'm just cleaning up hold on let me just let me just eat this okay thank you i'm having a good time yeah all right i'm done no more it is very funny watching technoblade's guide video though and you hear like him talking about like because he talks about all of the uh all of the things you gotta do yeah but like the way he talks about it is like not like he speaks on youtube but it's also not quite how he talks to you one-on-one so it's like so it's like this weird blend of like he sounds like a really uncomfortable like guy presenting a tv show like like when someone's just got their first job as like a uni lecturer yeah they're not quite sure on the vibe of the people that are there yeah he's just like hey so uh so i do this route uh because it's um it's fastest uh you can go this way uh see i oh here on the left here i do a really cool skip this is a very important skip uh if you go through like that and uh yeah wilbur you get nothing no my speed we're off wilbur come back i love you but yeah how are you so fast whoa wilbur come on run run over run oh my gosh oh my god it's so good tecno blade hello friends stay back hey techno blade hi technoblade oh technoblade oh check no play oh my god no no no it's good it's good it's good it's good it's good bow shot both shot both shot bow shot come on one more one more yes take no blade but i'm right here that's what we like to see wow techno blade good techno he's just like super funny and always like on it like even when you think he's not like like on it he is he's go he's going to say something funny in response to whatever what somebody else said he's just got he's just got it there ready to go all the time and will is just super fun to just talk to because i just find him like so interesting and like i could listen to him talk about like i don't know that how how wood is made in a factory or like like like how tables are me i was looking at my table i literally listened to will talk about anything in great detail and just be like uh-huh cool uh-huh and then what i don't know it's just super fun to hang out with they're really cool people um brooke okay go kill brook for me please okay that's your thing no reason sure thing man i got you thank you technoblade very much appreciate it he's looking out for me you can you can send the hitman check in the mail who else you rounding out yeah sure wilbur and i showed it to them and technoblade says this is great what no blade was like like like he was like genuinely excited about it like he actually was like he went yeah man this is really good i've never heard technoblade so passionate about something as he was over my [ __ ] song other than minecraft no i've not even known like that he was like genuine like excited and i was like oh my god i'm onto something holy [ __ ] like imagine technoblade with his voice saying this is really great you can't picture it it's like crazy like such a rare occurrence he's like genuinely like this is really good yeah he like was asking me when it was done and stuff like when i asked him what bands he listened to i like video is techno the older brother or are you techno's the older brother techno in the in the in the family in the family dynamic techno is the older brother but only by two minutes that's all i'm gonna say in checkers like in a call when we're playing tf2 when part two came out we were like ha is that true how many st and he told he literally told us all of it like i say all of a lot of the stuff that he knew and i was like how the [ __ ] jesus christ dude like what is this it was ridiculous then will called him a nerd honestly wilbur are you gonna change your skin tomorrow or are you gonna be wearing your sweater i i am going to be wearing my sweater for the sole reason that it's gone no it's got my ribbon protecting plate okay i don't know how to change skin i don't know how to like is that why you've just never done it no i i have never done it because i i think it's bad luck but i mean i made an exception for the ribbon for taylor right he's like one of my best friends and i don't want to take it off i don't want to lose it ready ready welcome guys to another another video and today we're going to be do you know who i am and die welcome guys this one and the best run on this is technoblade here's the fastest flap not the fastest slap the fastest like finish most first pete is just consistently good at it watching when you're on a team with him is to watch him doing this but he makes you watch when you join a team with tecno never teamed with technoblade for anything you missed out man oh it's it's oh i was really i was techno blade as rambo is to me now if it makes her feel better wells mean to all of us um it doesn't make me feel better it makes me feel worse because wilbur killed phil and then you killed wilbur you killed a teammate that's okay wilbur the important thing is you tried your best with tecno you're a minecraft g right and so i remember i was on the train off to minecraft monday on that day and i was [ __ ] myself because i was like oh god i like i've watched techno's content for like ages since like he's ready he needs video ideas well come to me dude i'm like i [ __ ] them i was on the train i was like i [ __ ] love techno stuff i like since before minecraft monday i watched his like um dead wars content i think i found him through uh through the um ace i think i found them through but anyway and so i was like [ __ ] i'm playing with this guy and i was like i don't know if i'm gonna work with him at all and then i joined the vc and the first thing he says is [ __ ] i don't want to hit start streaming and i'm just like this is my boy okay come on no play come on just spray space space oh oh oh he's done it now you got to get up here attack now come come on yeah yeah yeah i'm just yeah the sprint key i'm unstoppable [Music] ah [Music] i'm channeling you technoblade right now i've got you if i say i've got you inside me but i don't ignore that you what i should ignore that technique hello scott wants to know if you want to come and talk balance with him oh okay will you be there yeah okay i'm just going to throw you into all right i'll make it i'll make a group dm okay i didn't want to be scared i just jumped around it i died oh your chat is always so mean to everyone but they're always so nice because we love we love wilbur man in this show they one of them donated ten dollars and said i'm just going to leave your stream on in the background to give you an extra viewer and then positivity legends your chat like the nicest exactly nice to me it's like that your chat is always so mean to everyone but they're always so nice because we love we love wilbur man in this show they just they join us one of them donated 10 and said i'm just gonna leave your stream on in the background to give you an extra viewer and then positivity legends your chat like the nicest exactly

Channel: SailinBlob

Views: 65,373

Keywords: technoblade, bedrock duo, twins duo, sbi moments

Id: MBwJUSV4mkQ

Length: 37min 30sec (2250 seconds)

Published: Tue Feb 15 2022