philza and tommyinnit compilation (angel duo/dadza)

hello you are my comfort streamer that's so creepy that is so creepy don't ever do that again you were everything i had don't do don't [ __ ] stop like with a 50 gifted thank you so much [ __ ] dude when you told me this off i retracted my 14 month sub oh wow when did that happen glad to see you doing well the pain never leaves so we got it and like immediately tommy's just like fills up minecraft phil's up minecraft this is becoming his new favorite thing to do whenever he sees me in public he starts chatting and doing this and uh he's like sits down next to us gives us a hug and everything we're just like hanging out it's like tommy was just like how fast do you feel i was like um i can i can sprint he's like you want a race he's like kristen do you want a race too he's literally a child chart it's so funny do you want a race so we raced all the way back to the [ __ ] entrance um kristen got left in the dust blaster we just like like we were full of wagon mamas too it was not a smart idea for us to do this but as we're running i'm keeping up with tommy right i'm keeping up with tommy and as we're running he's like pulling away ever so slightly and then he [ __ ] dabs and i just lose it [Laughter] [ __ ] played dirty the child literally just dabs whilst going like mock speed and i just burst out laughing and then just caught i can't run we were there for a while it's literally the vibe chat than three less than three the vibe is literally uh internet parents take their son to a zoo that this is literally it i did a vlog where i lived with you and kristen for four hours would you let me please what lived with me and chris for 48 hours yeah just sounds like torture for phil that sounds like it's like that's something that actually sounds like for the whole family are you family or is i am canonic i'm c exclamation mark family which is basically the same thing oh goodness that means it's [Laughter] my internet parasocial father i remember waking up from birth seeing dabs are going higher mate it's my turtle oh why are you putting the turtle down there okay [Applause] [Music] i don't even want to know what the hell you're talking about stop stop stop i'll just put him here and then you know when phil appears when you get too loud he gets a punch he's threatening yeah i bought it for him at the zoo and i forgot to give him it now i'm just holding it hold on i learned a parent from phil this is why i threatened my child to hey guys um this major's body is just a tub cut who do you think it is i was the only person who went into admin what do you mean well if you're behind me you didn't i came through from in the cafeteria and i think i was heading to okay tommy you were nowhere near us because i was with will tommy stop trying to be chaotic stop [ __ ] cease i saw you i [ __ ] saw you dude stop trying to corrupt my chat guys everyone point and laugh at tommy because he's trying to corrupt you no it's just that i went in there to simp for wilbur and i'm sure it's not legal for me to simp for tommy true me uh and will both both feel that dude it's kind of weird we get we get a little bit protective of our boy if we see people being weird towards them i'm a modernist chat and i banned a few people there's some [ __ ] strange ones dude i've heated them into the stratosphere they're gone i'll flex that sword dude i'll flex it a [ __ ] bad mouth tommy dude one little [ __ ] dude one little [ __ ] was like um oh my god he said he said something like like something like so [ __ ] small right that that someone like maids brushes straight off right but i know for a fact that tommy saw it and i was like no no that's getting you he said this guy said something like i don't even know why i'm following you you're not funny i was like bad and then tommy was like i saw that phil thank you for banning him too [ __ ] right get the [ __ ] out of this chat [ __ ] [ __ ] come in here start badmouthing someone just [ __ ] leave you don't like someone [ __ ] just don't watch them dip [ __ ] tommy is messaging me i'm streaming [ __ ] child does not know how to look at discord info he's just a 16 year old 9 pm gmt tomorrow yeah yeah i am also streaming you child [Music] all right so okay give me all your [ __ ] no okay [Laughter] it's like the fastest you've give up we get in we sit down and he you you like look at him and you're like can i have can i film he's like forget it he said forget it he looks at you and just goes forget it and we're like oh [ __ ] all right well i guess and i just like zipped up my hoodie awkwardly to hide the obvious gopro attached to my chest reaches and goes keep recording minecraft just press this record on my camera and you can see the little red light coming through the hoodie i was like he's gonna [ __ ] kick us for the rest of the vlog every [ __ ] time every time we go on the ride i zipped up the hoodie pressed record and then unzipped it when it started when we started the moment we were out of range of the people's eyes i just unzip it just like there we go i'm in oh what we're trying out costumes look i am very stuck he's def he's definitely not he's help me you he does this every [ __ ] there dad oh sorry i meant to shout phil's name phil's a minecraft sorry you know dancer dad you know they get eat sort of easily i'm sorry i didn't no no no no no you can help as well do you know do you have no no no no no no oh yeah no i thought phil phil my dad's staying around and accidentally shouted dad meaning you and then he came in while i'm streaming and he went and he went oh i went outside and phil and he i've never seen so much sadness in a man's life when i went i'm sorry i met my e-dad not my real dad and he looked at me and went yeah that's that's the appropriate response [Laughter] what we go oh tecno and phil today's two years ago since business day started that means it was since we had our first long call where i wouldn't i wouldn't leave oh that was that was fun though i was so excited to speak to my hero technoblade you were so excited to speak to my hero technoblade wait do you all know what he said to me no two years old who yeah oh my god that was awesome we were making the bridge or something right or was that something i think it might be the bridge i was making that was that was three that was korea war because we had the big war i was oh there's bitzer in the chat i was um what was it he was the knight for minecraft championships wait this what yeah i'll have the vlog one minute oh wait have i just stalked the system oh he's here look no this is the first time i think i feel this might be the first time i ever spoke to you two years ago today oh damn that's crazy holy [ __ ] wait i'm listening to them dude i remember i remember afterwards calling my mates freddie and freddie and aaron and being like dude was it was i actually no everyone freddie and everyone streams i was like was it bad and they were like yeah you might you might have stayed for a bit too long mate and it's two years later and i'm still farming dude this is the same stream two years later that was me trying to get you to join my faction and you kept saying no that reminds me of communism i don't know well you really just did redo it today didn't you i'm gonna definitely take me home father all right why would you call it phil be a taxi taxi phil taxi bill taxi bill with pigs taxi taxis do you actually happen to have any diamonds because i listen i am trying to do a thing that's going to help out the whole server i know we have this strange dynamic you and i where you go whoa but my son tommy in it my son and i go i race myself you dumb bastard but not you not you not you just just not you no no i'm trying to ask for money here but i was i heard from technology you were just stealing [ __ ] out of his house in my defense it might affect oh actually he could have diamonds i swear to god i will oh no oh no they stole this stuff phil get it back look at look at this no no he will kill me jack stole his stuff as well he's the guy running that way boom boy lost his thing go get bone bush things back from jack please why do i have to do everything oh my god where the [ __ ] wilbur he took my meat he took your meat i just want my meat back i got you some food where is he where is he special to supervise your children thank you oh look at me we just hung out and i threw rocks at the ocean with tommy and before i realized that the sun had set and kristen pointed out to me that i i shared the sunset with tommy instead of her [Music] i was like oh oh [ __ ] yeah sorry whoops whoops it is he just hanging out it was really awesome like tommy was asking how to throw stones good like for skipping and i taught him like yeah tommy's just asking how this skipped stone's good hi dad stuff so i showed him i showed him and there's like an amazing picture that kristen took of me this [ __ ] launching the biggest rock i found kristen i've got a problem with you okay you've been taking phil away from me and i need a paternal figure i mean he was mine first no you spend less time with me okay do i do i care we'll fight i like like passing the time in a taxi uh tommy falls asleep on my arm for a bit hi phil which is a trend i've noticed i used to collect yeah i've noticed a common trend with tommy is that if we're traveling long distance or like after a vlog and we're really tired if he sat next to me he will probably fall asleep on my shoulder so like because he gets really like he's once he once the vlog's overnight he gets like pretty tired it starts like catch up with him um so like yeah he was like falling asleep uh but he kept waking back up because he wanted to be part of the conversation uh like i pulled my hoodie uh over so he had more of a cushion my my shoulders are like they're not they're not very like there's not a lot of muscle and there's not a lot of fat their partner's rocks to show it's just it's solid so it's like this can't be comfy let me just [ __ ] let me just give him some cushion from my hoodie um and like we're we're still chatting and stuff just like talking about something like passing the time in the taxi uh tommy falls asleep on my arm for a bit hi phil which is a trend i've noticed yeah i've noticed a common trend with tommy is that if we're traveling long distance so like after a vlog and we're really tired if he sat next to me he will probably fall asleep on my shoulder so like because he gets really like he's once he once the vlog's over and out he gets like pretty tired it starts to like catch up with him um so like yeah he was like falling asleep uh but he kept like waiting back up because he wanted to be part of the conversation like i pulled my hoodie uh over so you had more of a cushion because my my shoulders are like they're not they're not very like there's not a lot of muscle and there's not a lot of fat their partner's it's just it's solid so it's like this can't become free let me just [ __ ] let me just give him some cushion for my hoodie catch father and son right right [Music] he's [Music] fbi [Music] oh here comes security

Channel: SailinBlob

Views: 47,725

Keywords: philza, tommyinnit, sbi, dadza, compilation, dream smp, dsmp, mcyt, sleepy bois inc

Id: tE5B5Q6C32o

Length: 16min 4sec (964 seconds)

Published: Fri Sep 16 2022