Series 12, Episode 10 - 'Caring Uncle Minpict.' | Full Episode | Taskmaster

[Music] [Applause] this is [Music] [Applause] hello everybody hello and welcome to another prestigious grand final what a series it's been we've seen each of our contestants at times soar like the mighty eagle of the plains and we've also seen them be rubbish but what will you all be talking about when the dust has settled will it be victoria's repeated submission of greediest choir perhaps morgana taking any opportunity to shove ice into her clothes maybe it'll be guzzy's film masterpiece who are blood or allen's goth stiffened bathroom it could be any of those fascinating insights into the human condition it'll probably be that time that desireet's son though so for the last time here they are please welcome alan davis desiree morgana robinson and victoria curry mitchell and next to me a man who once told me i always put my body on the potty in case my front water becomes smelly bat cake all right yeah i'm good i thought i'd use this platform the final to reveal a part of my body i've never revealed before a bit nervous about oh you never revealed it to anyone well i've revealed it to my closest family members okay my wife my father my cousin the big three mum never gets to look in does she she never makes the top three no well not when it's this item my tail it's a real tale yeah we're going to show it to us i'll show it to you now i don't know i want you to imagine it a bit i've imagined it what does it look like a horrible disgusting curly pig's tail his tail is all off to one side well i'm not gonna show you to the end of the show if you're gonna what is the final prize task tail boy you've asked them to bring in the most magnificent floppy thing wow the most magnificent floppy thing will get a well deserved five points in the winner of the episode we'll get a quintet of magnificent floppy things to keep forever big old floppy thing gus khan yes i know you're gonna bring the flop i wanted this final prize task to be poignant to be something that saves lives my magnificent floppy thing it's a blood pressure monitor and let me explain if i can please if anyone can talk this up the rankings it's you thank you before this fairly cheap invention yeah there was aunties and uncles up and down this country who were there like oh i have a strange feeling in my chest tar dead finished and because of this now they are able to monitor and find the silent killer that's what they call it in the medical world it's true find the silent killer before it strikes and takes them out the game he sold it well oh my god he sold it well really you ever worked in sales yeah you are one silver tongue devil right let's crash right back down to earth victoria now when i think about what i have to show you now i feel sad it reminds me of a time before this series started when we had to come up with our prizes we'd bring things for you greg a man who i thought loved above all jokes comedy laughter happiness and it is with that in mind that i offer you this battlefield earth on dvd you see the joke i'm going for there greg yeah it was a flop yeah it was a flop and as i reflect on that innocent time when i thought you would be pleased that someone had come up with a carefully crafted pun this is called doubling down isn't it i want to weep i don't mind it's a play on words victoria it's nice but i mean come on when the inevitable cardiac arrest strikes me and the door opens i'm going to be praying it's gus and not you um better or worse than a heart monitor morgana it's claudia winkleman's fringe the floppy fringe that mannequin does look like claudia she's normally more tan than that is that her actual fringe yeah no that's that is when i played her it's in my wig box right don't penalize me for that i want to walk into her house and chop it off when she's asleep exciting at the bottom isn't it alan well it's a model of me it was made for a television program about 20 years ago in which my character's wife uses a model of me as a voodoo doll that sticks pins in and the props department uh allowed me to keep it and it has uh concealed about its person quite a floppy surprise here is the floppy allen davis yep and surprise yeah yeah wow the body of the legs and the head are all obviously reduced but the penis is actually but what's fascinating about this is that the penis does not feature in the program at all so this needless edition just for a j i can't stop looking at it i mean you're right i actually can't take my eyes off yeah sort of making my mouth [Laughter] oh alex you're a naughty otter that is out of courage what i thought but there it is it's in danger of scoring higher than life-saving machinery that's right good luck yeah i know now look that was the first thing that came to mind when i thought about a magnificent floppy thing but i thought that i tried to push myself a little further and the only thing that kept coming to mind was an air dancer so i brought an air dancer [Laughter] [Applause] i know how this reflects on me the way i'm scoring this i don't think it reflects on me well here we go what do you want me to do victoria it's my least favorite give her one point my second least favorite is to pretend claudia winkleman's fringe okay so now it's three four and five now i've got to decide between alan davis's penis and a life-saving piece of equipment life-creating piece of equipment i guess i want it put on record that i equate living with alan davis's penis four points for both men the most visually exciting let's go straight i'm gonna give desiree five points yeah yeah i'm thirsty for a task alex well let me quench that first with a lovely little drinking task [Music] lab baby hi alex good morning guys how are you tip top should i just help myself okay drink all this you guys are so stupid okay drink all this drink with your mouth open your mouth must be visibly open throughout what is it no idea the fastest wins your time starts and your mouth must open when alex blows the whistle there we are yet again desiree baffled we've asked her to do something silly i think that every time you opened a task you were hoping it would be calculate your taxes okay we begin with more gallon rabies more morgana and alan davies [Laughter] [Music] i can't sit here it's not going down alan open please open open please over it's not fair if you say funny things [Music] shot again alan if i use a straw always open please alan hello does that count because my mouth is won't be fully closed will it [Music] open um quite sharp i've stopped the clock i've [Applause] there's something about if you put it in this way your epiglottis wants to close there's some great epidermis work you sort of look like a paralyzed heron for a lot of it you don't see them choking very often you don't see them holding the back of their head very often to stop the head going back further well i thought you looked um graceful next to alan who um who looked throughout to me like a 12 year old boy especially when he worked at his straw technique which i will allow by the way is clearly open well the liquid can't go through if it's closed that's what i thought i think it's perfectly reasonable the mouth isn't shut if the mouth has something in it play on sure a drop more now in the form of gars and victoria are you ready i mean yeah [Music] and go and do it [Music] this [Music] ah [Music] no [Applause] [Music] [Applause] oh [Music] [Applause] thank you guys what are you trying to say it's really cold cold yeah it made my heart lama i don't know if the funnel helps really no it's too disgusting it's too disgusting are you saying you just had a heart attack not a major one because i mean my eyes didn't go blurry but i felt like [Music] [Applause] [Music] oh that was great i've stopped is it fair to say that that task marks the end of your career as a ventriloquist what was the um tube technique all about you were hoping to funnel it directly into your stomach by passing your mouth i thought it would force me to keep my mouth open because you involuntarily close it i should point out greg that due to an admin error all the drinks were at room temperature except for one person whose was very nearly freezing cold and it was an happiness opposed to a mischievous little game because it was so cold i was struggling to breathe a little bit and while i was struggling to breathe thinking i needed an ambulance here he was like keep your mouth open guys [Laughter] now finally with one for the road it's desiree good luck [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] yes incredible wow i don't know what the hell's going on i read that test and i was like y'all don't know me back like i was like i basically walked into a room slammed some sugar and was like where's the task like that was great i was so enjoyable i don't mind telling you it's definitely a little unsettled and that must have affected things yeah really she was the fourth slow no no she was the fastest um seven seconds so it's undoubtedly five points to desert beneath that despite the cold guzz did it in one minute five seconds alan two minutes eight seconds morgana exactly three minutes and victoria eight minutes and a half was not eight and a half minutes i'm afraid so i was gonna do great things you know when i was a child you know full of promise and i could read early and yet this is the person we're celebrating please may i see the first scoreboard of the final please alex thank you yes of course uh the series scores are incredible victoria you're on one one zero however the other four there's only five points separating them all alan's on 149 desiree on 150 goes on one five three more garner just one point ahead of one five four oh wow oh my god and in this particular episode desiree has maximum points so she's in the lead with ten [Applause] next it's the last team half greg and it's all very confusing [Music] hello oh hi alan in here here's the thing using your whole body to make individual characters describe the task master your description must be a minimum of 20 characters long most vivid description wins you have 10 minutes your time starts when the whistle blows too many characters is in like a b c or d okay let's spell it out yes but it also opens up the world of punctuation and emojis punctuation and before i blow the whistle allen putting the ear defenders on [Music] very tight hello desiree hello there alex please go in there oh hello alan work out what your teammates task is you must stay in the caravan and not communicate with your teammates in any way after 10 minutes you must write down what you think their tasks were best guesser wins your time starts when the whistle blows in the meantime would you mind popping on those ear defenders absolutely thank you hello guys alright mates how are you i'm good can you go up there please lick a chocolate button stick it on your forehead then transfer the chocolate button to your mouth without touching it with your hands or leaving the chair it says your time starts when the whistle is blowing okay good luck everyone [Music] a few different things going on craig so gus had a different task from everybody else yes in a way we didn't need guns did you have a nice time did you enjoy your task i did actually yeah yeah you'll find out okay sorry i'll speed up right then we're gonna see the team of three first that's right it's the loud people [Music] so [Music] free [Music] [Music] uh [Music] what do you think does he's talking about okay well his was easy he had to blink those chocolate dots that were stuck on his forehead off into his mouth and then eat them and what do you think morgana's task was she was obviously spelling things out with her body some kind of a phrase there was like an h and a t and an x for sure something maybe about a galaxy um the story is uh in a galaxy far far away everyone has tiny penises okay [Applause] like indigestion yeah a lot i think we did about 36 buttons in the end yeah your task would just get one from your forehead to your mouth but you played through 36 yeah no points involved but lovely delicious buttons now i wrote down what i think she was spelling out and i got a grumpy fat man who enjoys fights kicking people and soiling himself in front of a snake interesting i mean you knew what the task was i suppose yeah but that is closer than death race the thing was she started with the letters and did pretty well for example this was one of her words look at that oh yes what she actually did was tall and grumpy you got grumpy and flirty and a little sexy sexy only a tiny tiny bit sexy yeah i was actually being very flattering and hoping that would get me a few more marks tick well you would be getting loads of marks if it wasn't for desiree [ __ ] it up now it's victoria's turn to work out what alan's task is let's see them go [Laughter] what is that what is that shape [Music] oh got it got it [Music] that's very good [Music] is that part this one i absolutely don't get honestly in my head it's crystal [Music] oh [Music] what are you doing i can't do this one it's too hard it just feels like bruce wasser alan you may return to the house thanks i enjoyed that victoria what do you think alan's task was i think alan was trying to embody the letters that spell the well-known phrase caring uncle min picked very uncle caring uncle min picked i think there was a part halfway through that task where you went got it got it that was getting that he was being a letter ah it wasn't when you realized that he was using the classic well-known phrase carrying uncle min pitt that was effectively me saying he's describing the task master because i think of greg as caring uncle mindy a lot of people do yes so i'll show you what alan did and you can see if you can work out what he was trying to say it's actually five words grand no it is grand right grand father grandfather it's not grandfather flow flop yeah float is right flores oh i like floret grand florida not pig not pig or grandfather grand floyd's something tall man what is this third word though pig is close big big yes grand florid big tall man correct grand florida big [Laughter] i sort of feel like there should be maybe one point separating the teams okay but which one gets that point well obviously alan and carrying uncle min pit were better right so let's give them both five points okay and give the other team four points each victorian allen get first i propose one final task and that is a great proposal [Music] [Applause] hello can i pull this off i don't know no never mind let's leave it on i'll be breaking [ __ ] in your house all the time came off anyway it's like a hopper fun you know what that is do you i think it's something to do with the jewish faith yes it's a it's a place you might have a wedding interesting yeah i'm assuming that's not the task yes oh it is a hooper propose to alex in the most irresistible way you have 30 minutes your time starts now have you proposed 21 before alan only my wife so you know i'm one for one as they say have you proposed to anyone before victoria of course i haven't what are you suggesting i think when i proposed her it was the only time ever in my life that i've had snuff and if i hadn't had the stuff i might not have done it i don't know what do you like this would have required years of getting to know you um i've got a wikipedia entry it's likely that you're going to be inhaling something what i take from that is the victoria's very serious about the sanctity of a marriage proposal and that when alan proposed to his wife he was off his face on snuff let's see how to get off okay well here is desiree asking me alex horn for my hand in marriage alex my darling come to me this is wonderful isn't it just i know we've only known each other for a brief time but i've developed some strong feelings i felt like i needed to share with you this is a song i've created original composition curry little alex horn i've fancied you since you were born if you got mad and killed a guy i would be your alibi won't you marry me alex cause i don't wake cuz i don't have a gag reflex so alex horn will you make me the happiest weirdo will you do me the great honor of spending the rest of our lives together will you marry me that's right alex i'm going to go and think about it thank you of course can i keep this for those months absolutely you suck on that and think about things yeah i could watch that again i mean there's a couple of things i should probably just speed by the fact that you've fancied alex since he was born absolutely yeah we should probably leave that i enjoyed the remote control car yes me too and i enjoyed the aggression of your final statement think about it and suck on that it's a strong and unsettling start okay well next i'm going to be proposed to by ghost khan wow so what i'd like to say to my brother is i've been on this show with you i don't think people look after your welfare they don't look after how you're feeling it's the long-ass day it is a long-ass day i've prepared something for you get in bed go on in bed yeah get in bed go on you did that for me yeah lean back take your feet off look does that feel man confirming it's lovely yeah look there's a skull there with a rose in it look alex this task was to propose to you in the most irresistible way and there's two versions of irresistible one of those is red roses and fairy lights but there's another version the victory version which is irresistible meaning something so convincing that somebody can't say no [Applause] [Music] strong smell of what is that the muscles being supposed to represent blood you know for a godfather oh i see someone told me about that well i like jaws he likes jaws i'm gonna think about it can i say great i genuinely didn't know there was anything under the blanket about the horses i genuinely didn't know that was all all of these i don't know what's gonna happen i just love anyone who hasn't watched the godfather trilogy what they'll be thinking of that intimate and horrific proposal can you see another yeah it's alan now with a very alan marriage proposal hi alex hello um would you mind just uh inhaling some of the um persuasive elixir no that's it and just breathe in yeah breathe in keep breathing in it's definitely gonna help now you can uncover oh ah this is a dowry of course was that there before the camera strat is trained if you're a meaner ball uh oh there's more is there i have a pretty natural agreement now thank you if you accept the proposal or i'll sign them up okay and i will think about it okay that's all i can ask i suppose at this stage thank you jesus christ what was alex inhaling to soften him up for marriage vics vaporub that helped clear your head while alan got into character and then we all know if there's one thing that will guarantee a yes to a marriage proposal it's a surprise cow next up i'm going to be proposed to by victoria coryn mitchell i'm too committedly married already and i never proposed to my own husband so to propose to someone else's husband it would be all wrong however here's my proposal the opportunity is there to have a wedding that to you doesn't count as already so are you proposing to me right now we've got a whole house at our disposal a caravan wedding and honeymoon right here it feels like you're proposing right now if i were what would you say would you mind taking one more surname i think you'd have to take my surname but only the current i think to take my husband's surname would be disrespectful to be honest i'm becoming alex corrin i think so i can't believe you need to think about it i've proposed to someone for the first time in my life you're not even accepting immediately can i have half an hour all right okay thanks victoria thank you curran mitchell [Music] horn well i have to say good anything tells me victoria doesn't want you to marry her it was the only instant proposal i genuinely worried about it though yes i know it's ridiculous i'm so happily married i'm so besotted with my husband i genuinely worried about proposing to another man even as a joke i thought maybe that's not nice it's ridiculous it's pretty damn sweet if you ask me and it just shows the lack of regard that the other people here have for their partners don't say that i love you relax bro very sweet victoria you get sweet points and what do they translate to on this show ah not many points let's uh play on last of all really last of all it's morgana robinson yeah hello come on yeah put the sailor outfit on and follow the music [Music] lobsters are red oh i said lobsters are red oceans are blue i won't give you crabs if you let me marry you [Music] what sort of crabs itchy ones um morgana yeah i really appreciate everything you've done and i will think about it thank you [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] what a spectacular proposal of course the correct answer to a proposal like that from an obviously psychotic mermaid is no also never trust someone who tells you straight away that they haven't got crap that's gonna be stuck in my head for the rest of my life as well all right i could barely separate some of these right victoria's it's a pretty damn weak proposal but it was a fairly sweet response i'm going to give victoria an unbelievable three points fair enough to victory that's very nice of you um i could not separate a menthol snorting proposal and an announcement of a weak gag reflex giving both of those four points okay four to one and when you've got productions on this scale then both people for very different reasons have got to take a sweet five with them five points to go there should we get the scores one more time yes we shall the series is still in the balance as we go into the final task and so is this episode gaze is on 17 and second and desiree has 18 points in first all right everyone please make your way to the stage for the final task of the series [Applause] [Music] show some decor go on morgan robinson's going to read the task read on one at a time make a noise without the task master identifying you the person who makes the most unidentified noises wins what's going to happen is the task master will not be looking at you i will give you a type of noise you have to make you have to make the noise for at least two seconds greg will guess who he thinks was making the noise there are three rounds the person who has identified the least wins okay revolve me [Music] [Applause] a bit too far greg okay so the first noise you're gonna make is bird song and the first person to the front is this person so they're now going to make their way to the front we need two seconds of noise and greg will guess who made the noise here comes the noise greg who was making that beautiful noise morgana [Music] the next person to come to the front is this person making their way to the front now here comes the noise [Music] [Applause] i think it was alan they are now returning to their spot okay the next person to make a noise is this person here comes the noise [Music] i think it was alan again oh god was it no i think i made a mistake first time i'm gonna say allen for that second one okay next person to the front is this person please here comes the noise victoria [Music] and there is of course just one person left [Music] here comes the noise [Music] that's right that's in round one greg i can tell you that you got one allen correct and one desiree correct it's time for round two and round two is of course two seconds of beatboxing what is beatboxing you don't want to give away your hand too much i think what you're probably hoping is that you don't go first what i'm hoping is that you do the first person to beatbox is they're making their way to the front here comes the noise it's either someone who doesn't know what beat boxing is victoria right or it's someone pretending they don't know what it is with that level of cunning i'm going to attribute to morgana the next person to demonstrate their beatboxing skills yeah here comes the noise that's right [Applause] okay there are three left to beat box the next person is this person here comes the noise [Music] it's this person now [Music] [Applause] [Music] and guys is one left i think we on the stage know who it is [Music] making their way to the front and there was the noise victoria and i can tell you greg we've got alan right just alan and desiree and gaz and morgana and victoria i got everyone right [Music] okay for the very last round in the series the category is big scary monster the first person to make the noise of a big scary monster is that person here comes a noise oh oh indeed victoria i just think victoria thought he won't be expecting this of me big clumpy steps wrong the next person is this person here comes a noise [Applause] no disrespect that's right oh no i don't think it was i think it was actually morgana but my first answer was my first answer next up this person here comes the noise [Music] alan davis just two left greg the penultimate person is this person they're at the front and here comes the noise [Applause] i don't know who the wow monster is i think that might have been destroyed [Music] okay you've guessed desiree for a second time one left of course yeah here comes the final noise oh [Applause] i think that was morgana you may return to yourself before we go any further i want to say the only one i care about getting right was victoria okay the only one you got right uh what was victoria you may now turn and face your contestants again oh my god i think i just thought everyone was desperate i know what you think of me now so much fun come down here we'll add it to the final scores of the final show [Music] and so wonderful game of noises and listening we had you've got all the beatboxes i really did but only one of the big scary monsters all clumpy shoes meant so much to you are miles behind you couldn't just go well that sounds like guz [Laughter] [Applause] victoria desiree and alan you got right twice guards and morgana just the ones so it's three points to the people in joint third five points to gaz and morgana there you go this means in the episode yep the winner by one point from desiree is girl's car this khan wins please go and flap a boat with your magnificent floppy things [Applause] this is the end my friends and genuinely i'm quite sad i'm sad because i really feel like the cast were finally getting into their stride but it's been a pleasure scoring their efforts and from my powerful decisions i've created a new champion so now all that's left to do is to hand over to little alex horn to close the lid on the series and reveal the final scores alex do your thing okay well i thought they were all terrific some of them much more terrific than the others at getting points in fifth place with 121 of them it's victoria cory mitchell ah just 40 pointer buffer and fourth with 161 points is desiree birch [Applause] in second place six points above them with 167 points it's gus khan [Music] which means with 168 points our new taskmaster champion is morgana robinson [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] for more task master subscribe now [Music]

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Length: 46min 0sec (2760 seconds)

Published: Thu Nov 25 2021