- Hello, I'm Tan France and this is Dressing Funny. Each episode, I'm dressing some of the
funniest people on the planet. - I do.
- I don't. No! Today's guest is Pete Davidson. - Hi, handsome. - Hi, how are ya? - I'm great, I just got my results back. I ain't got shit and there
were some sketchy ones. - Well, that's why I'm glad
that we didn't use protection. - Yeah, yeah, I feel
like it's disrespectful. It is, if I was a girl, I'd be like, "What, do
you think I'm dirty?" (laughing) I never wear a condom, I'm a gentleman. - Pete Davidson, everyone. (upbeat music) - I feel like I should be taking a Plan B. - Oh, tell me more about that. - I don't know, it's
just the vibe that I get. This is very like,
where's my birth control? (laughing) - The last time we did
this was a little bit ago. - Yeah.
- A lot's changed. Your skin looks great. - It's water.
- Is that a lie? - Apparently drinking Mountain Dew all day is not good for you.
- That can really fuck you up. How is your mum? - She's great. - You're living with her.
- Yeah, we live together. - You live together. - Yeah, we're roommates.
- Is that what you're calling it?
- We're roommates! - She's a really cool mom. - She's cool. You know how your mom
could be cool to everybody but it's like your mom.
- Yeah. - So you love her, but you're like, "Chill out, dude." - B.D.E. - Oh god. - It doesn't give you a point of pride? - No, it's embarassing. - Oh my god, I'd be bragging to everyone. I'm that guy. - Well, I guess it's better that it's not the other way around. - Yeah.
- I mean, I'm complaining about awesome things. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Good problems, Tan. - Yeah, it's a really good problem--
- Good fucking problems! - So here's my concern. I've got one thing that
I want to put you in that might highlight that. - Yeah, you're gonna bring
out my nice butthole eyes? - Did somebody say that? - People say I have butthole eyes 'cause I don't sleep very
much and I have Crohn's. So my eyes turn different colors. But I like it, I like my eyes. - I love your eyes! - I like looking like a raccoon. (laughing) No, seriously. Everybody else's eyes,
they're regular as fuck. And I look sick and scary. (camera shutter clicking) - [Tan] I kinda wanna see you in a different version of a sweatpant. You wear sweatpants all the time. - Those are awesome. - These are awesome. Thank you so much.
- Those are great. - I've seen you in
something like this before. It's a simple, long sleeved shirt. So that's just gonna cover. And then I wanna see you in pink. - [Pete] Yeah. - This is meant to be my version of Pete. Do you ever wear brogues or oxfords? - I thought oxford was a school. - It is also.
- Oh. (laughing) - Yeah.
- You try those on, Pete. You try those on.
- Yeah, cool. There's not a lot of mirrors. There's nothing worse than a
bathroom with a lot of mirrors. You catch yourself jerking in it. (laughing) What do you guys think? - You know, I'm not hating it. It feels like if I were
to see you out and about, I wouldn't think, oh, he
looks really crazy different. It just-- - This is like a nice lunch outfit. - What lunch spot would
you be going to for this? - I don't know. I don't know, Houlihan's? - Oh, very nice. Do you often get dressed
up for lunch, Pete? - I do. (laughing) It looks great, very,
very fuckable outfit. (camera shutter clicking) - Now can we give you a John Mulaney? - Yeah, Mulaney time.
- Mulaney time. - All right.
- Okay. So I'm gonna put you in a suit. - [Pete] Okay. - You're gonna be in it for
a very little amount of time. - Okay. - When you said that you
don't wear turtlenecks because they make you look like-- - Eeyore?
- Eeyore. - I just don't, I don't
really hold my head up. I'm learning how to do that, though. I bought the, Apple made this thing that you can put on your back or whatever. - Yeah, that changes your posture. - Yeah, but I'm waiting, I'm trying to use it on
one of my friends first to see if it's funky or not. - Who's the friend? - It's like the lesser tier friend. - Oh my, no! - It's a friend we're
not afraid to get rid of. (laughing) - So he said he was a really good person, he's just balanced it out. But he's gonna swing it back around. - Actually, I'll try the turtleneck.
- Okay. Will you give this a shot and then, you know you could do the boot with it. That's not gonna piss me off. If you wanna try it, you'll see.
- I'll try the boots. - Okay. It's Cimmaron. - Yeah, sure. - It looks so good. - I look exactly like Coulson. - That's a good thing. Like the guy looks hot.
- Yeah. (camera shutter clicking) - I love that I put you in a suit and you're just going
right into the burger. Does your mom date? - I'm trying to get her to. - How do you feel when your Mom dates? - I'm okay. Somebody should slam her. (gasping) Seriously. She's been not with
anybody since my dad died. Somebody needs to get up in there and get that lady off my back. (laughing) - She might see this, Pete. - I don't care. - Do you talk to her like this? - I mean at this point, I might fuck her. - Oh! If she would bring somebody home and you thought he was a dick, would you say something to her? - Yeah, I'd be like,
"Hey, that guys not cool. "But get it in." You know what I mean? Nobody's allowed. - Let me get you a napkin. - I'm fine.
- Here. - I'll just use this jacket.
- Here's a tissue. No no no. You don't need to use the suit. That's all right. There you go. This is Mulaney's look. Mulaney does stand-up.
- Yeah. - I know you've done stand-up on the tour that you
were doing all spring. - Mhmm. - Is this gonna turn into a full on tour? Would you do actual stand-up on your own? Have you done stand-up on your own? - I do stand-up on my own but I don't, it's not fun. The road is very sad and depressing. As I'm sure you could imagine now. - No, I love being on my own in a hotel room.
- Even when you're with your homies, it's still sad you're not home.
- Yeah, yeah. - I'm not touring unless it's with Mulaney or any of my friends. - Do you enjoy doing it? - It's the best. - The actual performing. - Yes. The actual, everything else sucks but being onstage is great. I think that's true with everything. Everything sucks but the actual work. - You said that it's depressing. - Yeah. - You are very open about the fact that you suffer
from mental health issues. - Yeah. Lots wrong up there. - What's going on? - It's not the coolest thing to have but go to a doctor and
get yourself checked out. - Do you talk to your friends about it? - Yeah. I mean we all talk about it, we all, I'll be like, "Hey, I'm
gonna be weird today." And they're like, "All right."
- All right. - That's the wonderful thing about everybody knowing I'm nuts now, is now they don't think I'm a dick. They're like, "Oh, yeah. "He's just having a rough one today." - Yeah. Uh-huh.
- Yeah, yeah. - But it's common with comedians. - Yeah. Luckily there's this thing called Klonopin and now it's pretty much always great. - Oh, I don't know what that is. - It's great. I have a Pez dispenser filled with it. (electronic music) - Final look.
- Awesome. - So we're gonna go out to dinner. I wanna make sure that
you're dressed appropriately. We're going somewhere fancy. - Okay. - So I'm not gonna give you a Pete look. I'm gonna give you Tan's
version of new Pete. - [Pete] Okay. - Pete are you done?
- Yeah. - Can I come in?
- Of course. - [Tan] Oh, you've been done. - Yeah, I was just chilling here. You took a while. I was hoping you'd come back. - [Tan] The jacket's killer. - Yeah, I'm like Danny Zuko in today. (camera shutter clicking) - Can I tell you why I put you in this? - [Pete] Why? - It is a kind of a Tan, Antony look. - Your shoes, Antony's
jacket, Bobby's jeans. Bobby wears loose fitted jeans. - Does he?
- Somebody gotta tell that motherfucker
where the jean store is. - One thing that I haven't
asked you about at all, what's going on with SNL? - We just finished, I finished my 5th season. - Uh-huh?
- And we have hiatus. It's pretty much like school. Where you just have summer vacation. We all just get to do
other projects and stuff. - We're still lovin' it? - I do.
- Good! - It's a job but--
- It's a job. - But there are still
moments where you're like, "Yo, that's fucking Adam Sandler." I got to see him have fun and to know that you could still have fun 30 years in.
- Yeah yeah yeah. - Just like, during Opera Man. He stopped once and he went. (laughing) - Yeah, I notice. - That's fucking, oh man, that's so awesome. - Is he your favorite of all of 'em? - Yeah, he's it. I mean, it's Sandler, Eddie
Murphy, Burr, Chappelle, and Mulaney are my top five. - You're ready to go out for dinner? - Yeah, I'm ready to go. - Sushi? After you. - [Pete] Hope you're hungry. - All right, here we go. Okay. If you enjoyed that. If you liked all those outfits
like I did, comment below, and why aren't you subscribed
to this channel already? If you haven't subscribed, subscribe now. Like, do all those things. I wanna know who you wanna see. - Are you doing that like
and subscribe bullshit? Let's go, Tan. Come on. - Tell me who you wanna
have on the show next. (screaming) (upbeat music)
