Screwdriver! Hey Ben, when will
the jet pack be done? Hey Tom, when will
the jet pack be done? Eh, bup, bup,.. Hand slap. Ow! It’ll be done when it’s done!
And bothering us isn’t gonna make it go any faster. Ben, Tom won’t give me
a straight answer on this. Is the jet pack done? It looks
done. Are you sure it’s not done? No, I mean yes. It’s not done. Okay, but since I’m helping,
I get to be the first to fly it. Uh. No you don’t! But you promised! No I didn’t! Give me that! Alright, let’s go. Hey! Hey! Put me down! This is no way to
treat your test pilot. Hey, look at that, now you’re helping. Huh? Ginger, Ginger, no! Uhmm. I don’t think the
jet pack is ready you guys. This is ridiculous!
I demand to be freed! Hey you guys, is the jet pack ready? If it was ready, we wouldn’t still
be working on it! Would we? What? Oh, no, I wasn’t
asking if the jet pack is ready. I was singing the first
line of my new song - “I’m Gonna Jet Pack To Love.” You guys are working on a jet pack, too? That’s a funny coincidence. Wow. What happened? He happened! I was just trying to help... We haven’t finished the jet
pack because Ginger keeps getting into everything. Oh, come on, you can’t expect
Ginger to not get distracted by something as fun as
a jet pack. He’s just a kid. Yeah. I’m just a kid. Look, Tom and Ben need to work
without any more distractions. But do you want to help me
write my new jet pack song? Oh, is it about me riding a jet pack? No, it’s a metaphor! For love. Love! Blech! Pass. Hank, what are you doing?
Please tell me it’s something fun. Ginger, I’m watching my new
favorite show, “Kid Ninja”. What’s it about? Ninjas! I’m listening. Huh-huh! I’ve robbed the candy
store and a fireworks stand. Now, I’ll hop on this stolen
motorcycle and drive away... Not so fast, Sergio Baddington! No! It’s Kid Ninja! The main character is Kid Ninja. He’s kind of like, I guess
you could say, a kid ninja. My ninja skills have defeated you! How do you do it, Kid Ninja? Hank, this is the greatest
thing I’ve ever seen. I want to be a ninja and get whatever I want! Actually, Ginger, there’s much
more to being a ninja than getting whatever you want. Trust me. Why did you just wink and smile? Huh, I don’t know what
you’re talking about... It’s like you’re trying to say
something, without really saying it... Hank, are you a ninja? Maybe this will answer your question! Oh! Becoming a ninja wasn’t easy.
I had to join the Kid Ninja Fan Club, download the Kid Ninja training book,
and buy this: The official headband. Teach me to be a ninja! Come on!
Please! Please, please, please! I’ll do whatever it takes. Mmm. Very well. I will show
you the way of the ninja if you abide by three rules. One:
You must do everything I say. Two: You must only use your
ninja powers for good. Now go. Okay, but that was only two rules. And that... is your first lesson. I don’t get it. I thought being
a ninja was all about jumping and doing a cool ninja yell. Don’t worry, we’ll get there. But
first, you must learn to clear your mind, so that the ninja stuff can
flow in. While this, flows out. Ow! Hey! What’s the big idea? I told you, fire ant. To learn the
awesome back flips of the ninja, you must have a mind that is clear. So you did that on purpose...
Because you want me to not laugh. Ah. You are beginning to understand. The ninja must be able to do
impossible things with his eyes covered... The ninja must be an expert
in all manner of sneakiness... The ninja must have a mind
that is free of all distractions... A bad thing, my butt did. Angela, are you sure
you want to do this? Tom, I’m writing a song about
a jet pack. If I don’thave actual jet pack experience, how will I know
if my song makes any sense at all? Now let’s do this. Counting down, in three,
two, okay, she’s just going. Jet pack! Your love makes
me fly like a jet pack, baby - Oh, boy. That looks painful. Ahh! Someone get me down! Whoa. Ginger, you saved me! But the jet pack is still up there! Excellent work, my nimble cricket. Arigato, Sensei. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
What is going on? Why isn’t Ginger trying to
steal the jet pack and ride it? Because Hank has taught
me the way of the Ninja. Sure. Om... Uh... wow. Okay, then. Okay, everybody, it’s time
to finally fly this thing! If this works, we’ll be one step
closer to putting a jet pack in every home! Think about it -
no more traffic jams! Or elevators! Or elevator jams. Hey, everybody! It’s me,
your boy, Talking Tom. Welcoming you to the live broadcast
of our very first jet pack test flight! Look at you. Before your training,
you’d be trying to steal that thing. Now you possess true ninja cool. Yes, teacher. My ninja is strong. Hey Ben, why don’t you tell
our viewers at home the maxular velocity of this baby, huh? Approximately 150 miles per hour! That’s right! That is unless you’re
about the size of our pal Ginger over there, in which case you could
probably kick it up to about an even 200! Remember, young one. Ninja cool. Yes. Being a ninja is about
more than getting what I want... Oh, one more thing!
Racing Stripe. Cool Fins. Racing Stripe. Cool Fins! Nyah! Sweeet. Now, normally I’d be the first person to ride the pack, but I’d
like to make an exception. There’s someone here who
deserves this ride more than I do. Someone who has proven
that they’re worthy of this great honor! Yes! I’m gonna get to ride the jet
pack after all! This is the best, most awesome day ever! Uh, I mean, I will flow wherever
the river of life takes me. Okay, now, this person really,
really wants to go up in this thing. I’m talking about the one... The only... Angela! What? Who bravely helped us do
a test run earlier! So I guess this will be your second flight in
the jet pack. I mean, if you think about it! That’s right, Tom! It will be! Ginger, be calm! Remember your
training! Remember this… Ninja roll! You guys never let me do anything!
Well, fine! If you’re not going to let me ride the jet pack, I’ll use
my ninja powers to take it! Ginger, no! There is still
time to do the right thing. Why should I? Everyone
treats me like I’m a little kid. Well, I am, I am kid ninja. The ninja kid. Listen to me dung beetle. I cannot let you use your
ninja powers for jet-pack-taking. So it has come to this. That’s right. The teacher
has become the student. Yes, I hate when that happens. Where’s that music coming from? Oh, it’s my new ninja ring tone.
Oh, if you- hold on a second. Hey, Mom? Yeah, I can’t talk right
now. I’m about to have a big ninja battle with Hank. Yes. Okay. I’ll be home for dinner... I love you, too. Prepare to meet your doom, Hank! Hey, isn’t that the actor who played
Kid Ninja’s brother, Tae Kwon Dan? Huh? Where?! Hey, that’s my jetpack. Sayonara! That means goodbyeeee! Well, at least we know it works. What? Why are you filming
me? Film that jetpack! Well, I guess we should’ve
known that creating Ginger The Ninja was a bad idea. Oh, well. In the words of
Kid Ninja’s karate teacher: “When you have a lot of power,
responsibility is also a thing that you have to think about
sometimes once in a while.” That is so true. But where did Ginger go?
Should we be worried about him? I regret nothing! Uh-oh. Ninja Roll. Sayonara! Tom, don't post that selfie! Angela, what do we do? Tom, don't post that selfie! It’s here... ...Free Milkshake Day. It’s free milkshake day!!! Everyone’s going, right? Yeah! Put me down for one medium vanilla! I’m getting chocolate! No wait,
mint! No wait! I’m getting them all! Ginger, Free Milkshake Day
isn’t just about gorging yourself on free milkshakes. It’s about
friends celebrating the magical day each year when the Diner cleans
their freezers and gives away the ice cream they were
going to dump in the garbage. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
whatever, let’s just go! Ginger, Free Milkshake
Day doesn’t start for about... Four hours, ten minutes, and two seconds. What!? Noooo! That’s forever! Well, until then, let’s take out
our curly straws, and raise them in celebration! All for milkshakes... And milkshakes for all! Uah! My straw stinks. Didn’t you clean it last year? Wait, you can clean a curly straw? Hello, I noticed your door was owned
by me so I opened it and came in. Presenting... the Landlord! And then I’ll just crop out your
filthy wall... add a dramatic filter... and now a caption... “Hashtag fixed-it. Hashtag
handyman-saves-the-day. Hashtag muscle-Monday.” You just posed in front of the
sink holding a wrench. You didn’t even fix anything. I know, right? But my thousands
of FastaPic friends will think I did. Ahhhh, ding-ding-ding, I love
that sound! It’s like a tiny little high- five, only in a heart
shape with a ding sound. Ooh, I found the
Landlord’s FastaPic page. Oh, oh, oh, oh, he only
has 750 friends? Loser. Hank, it says 750-K. “K”? “K” means a thousand. Oh, one thousand, seven hundred
fifty friends? Getting better. No, 750 “K” is 750 thousand friends! Oh, ok now that makes more sense. Check this out. Not only is he
a handyman... a yoga expert... and a very snappy dresser...
he also plays the banjo! He may be the coolest
person I’ve ever met. Cool? You think he’s cool. Huh-huh.
You wanna see cool? Watch this. Yeah, very interesting Tom. Hank, admit it, I’m cooler than
the big shot Landlord, right? Tom, you better keep it down. Do you want to end up
like this piece of wood? You know why I don’t have
as many FastaPic friends as the Landlord? Because
I don’t have a FastaPic account. But that’s about to change! Cheese! Happy Free Milkshake Day... Limit one per customer.
Some flavors may be spoiled. Not responsible for explosive diarrhea,
parasites, or brain-freeze. Yum. Not yet! Free Milkshake Day
does not start until Tom gives his traditional opening speech. One little sip... No. What if Tom never shows up? Tom has never missed a Free
Milkshake Day in his entire life. Then where is he? It seems, he’s on a snorkeling trip. Oh no, I didn’t know Tom
was on FastaPic. This is bad. FastaPic is dangerous. ...like the treacherous sea… Hank, Tom is not at the sea!
He’s at home taking fake pictures. Wow, he already has 900-K
friends... What comes after 900-K? A million... Correct. Although a simpler
way to express one million is: one times ten to the power of six- Ben, stop! Don’t you guys get it?
If Tom gets a million FastaPic friends we may never see him again! I heard from a kid at school
that it takes over your brain and sucks it into the app. That is just a playground rumor. Oh no, it is way more
than a rumor. I got to go. Hey, where are you going? Oh, so close, so close! Ginger! Tom? Tom, where are you?! Over here! In the Paleolithic era. Listen to me, Tom. You have to
delete the FastaPic app now! Where are my floating hearts?
Come, on! Where are my floating hearts? Refresh. Refresh. Refresh. Ah, okay, there they are…
ahhh. Sweet sound. Tom! You’re letting
FastaPic take over your life! Oh, Angela I have a great
idea for a shot, do you have a kimono and a flame-thrower? Well, yeah. It depends what color. Wait, no, no, nevermind. Listen.
FastaPic friends aren’t real. Your real friends are
waiting for you at the Diner. You know who else
is waiting for me? Cheese! My one millionth FastaPic friend. Tom, don’t post that selfie! Hash-tag doing it. Noooo! Welcome to FastaPic, Tom. What? What is this place? It’s anything you want it to be. Wow. Oh, so many floating
hearts. It’s beautiful. Hash-tag amazing. I can’t reactivate my FastaPic
account! But I have to... I don’t know what else
to do. Okay, here goes... I’ll be right there, Tom,
“hashtag real-friends-4-ever” Hey! Tom! Angela! Wait, are you real?
Hashtag Confused. Nothing here is real. That’s
why I’m taking you home. Well, look who’s back. Angela! Let’s celebrate with this sweet
memory for “toss-back-Tuesday”. What? No! But look at all the faves.
Your friends love it. Tom, you’re my only friend here. Wow, thanks, Angela.
Hashtag Thanks-gela. No, but you... Ooh, hashtag Hang on a Second. Now we’re FastaPic
friends too. Hashtag BFF. No, Tom! We were already
friends - real friends! Don’t you know the difference? Sure I do. Oh, hey look,
there’s my friend, KayakFan72. What? You don’t know
anything about that guy! We have got to get you out of here. Why would I want to leave
this place? Hashtag new home. Hashtag home’s where the hearts are. Because it’s keeping you away
from Ben and Hank and Ginger - and from me, me, me,
I mean, milkshakes! Hashtag Oh no, I forgot
about Free Milkshake Day! If we leave now, we can still make it! Don’t leave, Tom. You can have
a hashtag-milkshake right here. Oh, great idea, right okay, go
ahead. Taste this hashtag-milkshake! It doesn’t taste like anything. It’s not a milkshake! Your real
milkshake is waiting for you at the Diner with your real friends. But your FastaPic friends really
like how you look drinking that milkshake, and that’s
what’s important. Right Tom? With a milkshake it kinda matters
how it tastes. So, you know what, I’m just gonna go. How do
we get out of here anyway? Get out? Didn’t you read the
“Terms and Conditions?” It says once you have one million
friends you belong to FastaPic... 4-ever! Watch out! Angela, what do we do?! We have to drop below a million!
Well, time to lose some friends. Hashtag How?! We’re gonna have to post
some bad selfies, Tom. Right. It’s not working!
We’re too likable! Be disgusting! Complain a lot! Hashtag: Oh no! Clogged toilet.
Hashtag bring-a-plunger! Hashtag brown water!
Hashtag overflow. Hashtag gross. Hashtag too far. ...tag Angela, and post. Wait, what? Angela, it worked! You saved me -
Angela? Angela, wake up! Oh no. Milkshakes! Come on! Let me go. Ginger, not yet! Just hold still. It wants me to drink it. Alright guys, I’m so sorry I am late. Finally! Just do the opening speech
so we can drink our milkshakes! You waited... Yes, and I regret it because
now our milkshakes are warm, melted and disgusting! Sounds good. Tom, just
give the opening speech. Where do I start? There’s
so much I want to say - I can’t take this! Just say anything. And make it short. My friends, as we plunge
our ceremonial bendy straws into our free milkshakes... Alright, we’re closing. Everyone out. Wait. Can I finish my speech? No! Now get going! All of yous! Nooooo! But, you can’t… but you...
it wasn't. We only… Milkshake Day! Ah, man, what did
you do Tom… Come on... Wait, is that... The ice cream truck! Another Tom saves the day
moment, hashtag icecream hero. Undo, undo, undo, undo! Nooo! Guys, I’d say our first annual
indoor fun day was a big success. It sure was. I’m glad the Landlord
sprayed all those chemicals on the lawn so we couldn’t go outside. Well, look at this, Angela even
set up an arts and crafts table. I made friendship bracelets. See,
the different threads represent... ahm, different colors of friendship. Angela. I don’t ever exaggerate.
But these. Are. Mind-Blowing. Oh, well, do you want one? Do I?! Ha! I mean, you know, if you
happen to have an extra one, yeah, sure, I’ll take it off your hands. Awesome. There. Now we have matching
friendship bracelets so everyone will know we’re friends. But remember, you can’t
remove it. You have to let the bracelet fall off on its own. What happens if I take it off? I think technically, that means
we wouldn’t be friends anymore. No! Anyways, I’ve got to get home. Hey,
do you think the lawn is safe yet? Hmm. Maybe if you hold your breath. Okay, thanks, bye! Not breathing, not breathing. I’ll never take you off! Got you. Ow! Ginger! Man, you weren’t even
trying to dodge me. Oh. You missed me. Ginger, slow down or I
won’t be able to catch you. That’s the point. I’m the most
excellent player of every indoor game there is. From
indoor tag to indoor catch... Tag, you’re it. No fair. I was giving
a speech that doesn’t count. Indoor fun day will now conclude
with a traditional game of hide and seek. Though it’s not exactly a tradition
since it’s the first Indoor fun day. But I’ll allow it. Gotta start somewhere, right? You guys are going down! Now, I’ve developed a completely
fair method to decide who’s it. All we need is a spoon, fishing
line, a number of hooks - Last one to touch his nose is it! Last one what ? Tom’s it! Everybody scatter! Hold on, I wasn’t ready - oh, all right... See ya, wouldn’t want to be ya. We’re out of here. One Mississippi... two
Mississippi... three Albuquerque. Ben, always hiding by
your work. Oh-huh. Alright. If I was Hank, where would I be...? Well, these cushions look
suspicious. Hank, I’m on to you. Hmm. So no one’s decided to
hide in the most obvious places… Well I like a challenge. Alright
guys, come out, come out, wherever you are. Uh-oh, this is not good… Um,
guys? Time out, real quick, okay? I need some help here! Hey! I’m stuck! Oh, come on, Tom. I’m not gonna
fall for the oldest trick in the book. I know this seems like the oldest
trick in the book, but my arm is actually stuck in the couch! Do you really need help?
Or when you said this wasn’t a trick, was that a trick? No, it’s not a trick! Okay. But what about a double trick - And it’s not a double-trick
that I said it wasn’t a trick! Alright, I’m coming out to help!
But this doesn’t count as you finding me! Uh-oh. Did you say “uh-oh”? I’m stuck in the bathroom! Just like the last time I was stuck
in the bathroom! Remember that? Hey, can you come in and get me? No, Hank, I’m stuck too, remember? Ben! Bennnnnn! Ben, where are you? No. But this is the perfect place... Fine. Hey, that was you! Good hiding. Yes. Fortunately, you rarely
give things a closer look. Well, maybe not so fortunately
because me and Hank are both stuck. Hank, where were you even
planning on hiding in there? Not sure, but hide and seek
makes me nervous, and when I’m nervous I have to go. Ngh! This is really jammed.
I don’t know how you pulled the doorknob off so easily. It’s like I suddenly had super strength. Stand back, I’m gonna try something! Never mind. Some internal piece must
have worn down. No worry, I’ll just get a spare doorknob
from spare doorknob storage. Let’s see. The Polished Elegance,
hm... the Emerald Turner, ah, there we go. A good ol’ bathroom spare... Wait, don’t let that door - close. Uh-oh. Tom! Why isn’t there a handle on
the inside of the storage room? I took it off. And why did you take it off? Because I trapped that
thing in there that one time. What thing?! Don’t worry, it probably went away. But, yeah, you can’t open
the storage from the inside. Why didn’t you tell me that
before I got locked inside here? Okay, well, nobody panic. Ginger’s
still hiding somewhere around here. He can help us. Ginger! Ginger!!! Ginger! Sounds like Tom found everyone
else, but they still can’t find me. Haha, This is gonna take a while... So, Ginger’s not answering, and
struggling just gets the friendship bracelet more stuck... Maybe Hank
is having more luck than I am. Tom! My head is stuck in the sink! I mean, maybe Ben is
having more luck than I am. I call this new invention the
Emergency Door Opener Five Thousand. Wait... Nine Thousand. No, that’s
too much. Five Thousand is better. Anyway, my troubles are about to be... You don’t need to eat that pizza.
You don’t need to eat that pizza. Eat that pizza, eat that pizza, eat
that pizza, eat the pizza, eat the pizza! Tom, what are you doing? Just cleaning the table. It
sure was messy. Tables... Oh, yah, don’t get me started on that. Man, Angela. I’m so glad you’re
here! But wait, wait, wait, why... You went home a while ago,
so how are you back here? Angela... You’re floating. Yeah, do you like it? The chemicals on the lawn turned
you into a ghost! Or a superhero... Wait. Are you a ghost or a superhero? Oh, neither. Actually, I’m a hallucination.
Your brain created me to deal with the loneliness of being stuck. So you’re not the real Angela? If I were the real Angela would
I say this? My favorite things in the world are Tom, Tom,
Tom, singing, and dancing and Tom. In that order. Wow, you are a really
cool hallucination. So, you’re really stuck, huh? It’s the friendship bracelet.
Alright, it’s caught on a spring. And I don’t know what to do
because on one hand, I don’t want to be stuck here forever.
But if I cut it, that means we aren’t friends anymore. But how good a friend are you if
you can’t even answer my calls, or help Ben and Hank? Not a very good friend. A friendship bracelet is just a
bunch of string. If it keeps you from helping friends who
need you, then, you should cut it. Wait, how do you know I’m
making the right decision huh? I mean you’re just a hallucination. I know, but I’m yooour hallucinaaation... Oh, Hallucinangela, come back. His name is Ginger! Baw ba bah baaaoowww! Like an invisible ninja! Okay. My brain made up that
hallucination. And my brain has never led me astray before.
Right brain - right. Left brain - wrong. Or maybe I don’t need to rush things.
Maybe if I just wait long enough, the friendship bracelet
will just come off on its own. Tom, help! My head is caught in the
sink and I can’t turn the water off! Hank, why did you
even turn the water on? I was thirsty. Sorry... the sink... is filling...
faster than I can drink... the water. Tom, get me out of here so
we can get Hank out of there. Alright, guys. Hang in there! I’m on my way. Carry the ten to the twelfth
power and this proves that this is one-hundred percent Tom’s fault. What did you just say? Never mind! Take this and go free Hank! Yeah, right. I’m here, buddy! Thanks, Tom... What were you thinking? Can I explain later? This water
is going right through me. Uh, you’re welcome. Tom, why didn’t you answer your phone?
I called, I texted, I even sent you an email. Oh, okay. That explains it. You
took off my friendship bracelet. Angela, I had to! We were playing
hide and seek and the bracelet uh - it got stuck on a spring in the couch.
Then Hank got trapped in the bathroom - And I got trapped in the storage room - Don’t worry, Tom. I knew
something like this might happen, so I made an extra. Oh that’s great, that’s really. Oh... pink. Helping friends is way more
important than a bunch of string. You made the right decision, Tom. I am not sure about that... What? Uh, I mean... Hey, whatever happened to Ginger? I guess the real problem with hide
and seek is, when you’re as good at it as I am, the game
can get pretty boring. I’ll give them another hour... or two. Can we get this done quickly? It’s Songs ‘N Lasers Night
at the Rollerskate Pit. Oh, let’s dump everything in a
garbage bag and throw it outside. We’ll be done in five minutes. It’s not like we’re using this junk
anyway. I mean, what’s even in here? Receipts and sandwich wrappers? Actually, it’s all stuff from when
we first started working together. Hahaha! Look at how ridiculous
we looked! And by we I mean you coz’ I look totally cool in this picture. We were just two guys with
a dream, a garage and a mouse. Did we even have a business plan? Ha! Can you believe we used to
work on such primitive machines? Look how many centimeters thick
this is! Look, Modern Smartphone. It’s your ancestor. I feel bad for it, too. Didn’t you write your
first program on this thing? Yeah. I never could get it to
work, though. I wasn’t such an experienced programmer
back in those days. Oh, come on, I bet you could fix it now? Let’s see if this works. Okay, hold on, let me blow on it. Oh, yeah, that always works. He shoots! ... And I immediately found the problem. Someone stuffed a marshmallow
into the back of the tablet. Oh wow, yeah! From our college
prank marshmallow war, remember?! I mean, I wonder who did that. This is why I don’t let you
touch my things anymore. Exit Sleepmode. Huh. Maybe my programming
wasn’t the problem after all. Initiating search for: Da-da-da-Daddy. Nah. The voice on this program
must still have a glitch. It just mispronounced the
word “Ben” as “daddy.” My daddy is... Ben. Um, Ben? What was this
program supposed to do? I don’t even remember. I think I
just made it because I was bored. My daddy... made me. My daddy
is Ben. Ben is my da-da-daddy. Daddy Ben made me. I love you, Daddy.
Daddy, daddy, daddy. Daddy - huh! I didn’t set out to make a computer
that feels love. Personally, I find the idea of love complicated and
icky. The only explanation is that the program I wrote has
accidentally developed the personality of a small child.
I guess I don’t really have to explain that. It’s just basic
computer science, right? Seen it, seen it, don’t wanna see
it. Ooh, a four-hour background image of a fish tank! I’ve been
meaning to check this out... Agh! Guys! We’re infested with robot rats!
Do we have any virtual cheese? This isn’t a robot rat, it’s a computer
that Ben brought to life - obviously. How cute! Oh, he’s got daddy’s eyes. Sorry. Boomerang was getting in the
way while I was cleaning, so I gave it wheels to move around
and entertain itself. Boomerang? I’m Boomerang! It likes to be called Boomerang. I don’t know, Ben. Computer kids
are a big responsibility. From what I’ve seen on TV, you have to talk
to your kids almost every day. And warn them about stranger danger. Well, I think of every program
that I write as my offspring. Boomerang is no different. Daddy! I’m stuck! It’s dusty and dark
under here! Help! Daddy! Help! Daddy! Dadada... I’ll sing you a lullaby. The
modem noise always calms him down. Uhm. So... like I was saying, this isn’t
gonna be a big deal at all. Cut it out, Boomerang. You can’t get me, Ginger. Everybody knock it off! Boomerang! Slow down! Ginger! Stop
riling up the toddler tablet. You can’t shoot me because I have
a force field that shoots back lasers so when you shot me
you actually hit yourself! No fair! No fair! Force fields are cheating! Oh, man. This room looks worse than
before. We’re never gonna make it to Songs ‘N Lasers Night at the
Rollerskate Pit at this rate. I am so disappointed. Yeah, there’s been an unexpected
development. Boomerang’s computer brain is growing quickly. Now
he’s already about Ginger’s age. Well, if you don’t think you can
go to Songs ‘N Lasers Night, I understand. I mean, you kind of
have a kid now. I can go with Hank. Yes! Of course I wanna go! It’s a night
with both songs and lasers! Never mind! We’ll just quickly clean up the
garage and be ready to go. Oh, man! I didn’t think that
would actually work! Ginger! Hu-hu. Let’s throw things at him
while he can’t move! Hu-hu, Hu-hu! Guys, I don’t know if I’m going
to be able to go out tonight. Don’t give up just yet. I’m gonna
make a call to someone who might just give us some help. She’s an expert. Guys, get a clue. Just because I’m
a girl it doesn’t mean I know how to babysit. Anyway, I charge by the
hour. Oh and I’ll keep him away from the TV and you just tell
me when his bedtime is. Oh, you are a life saver, Angela. I
was starting to think we wouldn’t make it to the coolest laser-and-music-
and-roller-skate-themed night in town. Oh it’s fine, and also fine that
you weren’t gonna invite me to that fun thing. So, can I meet the little dude? Yeah, he’s around here
somewhere. Boomerang! Boomerang! Oh, his name is
Boomerang. Hey, little guy. ‘Sup. We’re going to have so much fun
while Ben and Tom go out, okay? Does that sound like a good
idea? Yes, it does, yes, it does. Uh, why is this old lady talking to
me like I’m some kind of kid? I'm not a kid, okay?
I’m like four hours old. Hey Boomerang! Did you forget we were just about to start
playing king pirate robot? Ugh. Pirates are so done. Oh. You take that back! I can’t even be around you anymore,
Boomerang! You’ve changed! Whatever. His programming must
have upgraded again. He now has the personality
of a surly preteen. Man, I hope he doesn’t fry his
circuits with all these upgrades. He’ll be fine. Now let’s get out of
here before Angela changes he mind. You know, I don’t really need a babysitter. Why don’t you just let me come with you? I don’t know, Boomerang.
I kind of need a break, okay? Come on, I have never been to a
party. I’d be great at a party. Check my moves. Look, I’m not taking you because
you’re just a program that I wrote and I need time to myself, okay?! Well, if you don’t want me around,
then I’ll just go! Just go, just go. Wait, Boomerang. I didn’t mean
that the way it sounded. You have to pull it to open it. I hate everyone and nobody
understands me! I want to listen to my music! Teen stuff,
blegh, blegh, blegh. Tom, it looks like I won’t be going
to the Rollerskate Pit after all. Boomerang, you’re right. I can’t just ignore you. What do
you say we go out and get a milkshake? Just the two of us. Well, I don’t have a mouth or any way
to consume food. But sure, whatever. So then I rewrote all your code,
and that’s how you were born. Gross. I did not need to hear that. It’s perfectly natural. Ew, Dad! Hey, do you think that air
conditioning unit is looking at me? Uh. Air conditioning? Well I’m
not sure how I would be able to tell that. Uhm. Maybe? It doesn’t matter. Someone with
that many amps wouldn’t have any use for a guy like me anyway. Hey. Never say that about yourself.
You are a great application, sweet Boomerang. And I am proud of you. Really? Oh... Oh, wow, Ben, you really missed out,
man. I mean, the Rollerskate Pit was a life-changing experience. I
mean I don’t think I’m ever gonna look at in-line footwear the same way again. I mean... oh, you guys made up. You know what? We have. This day
hasn’t gone the way I planned it, but maybe that’s okay. Because
I’ve got Boomerang now. And I’ve got you, Pop. Update
available “young adult” mode. Error. Not enough memory.
Error. Error. Circuit overload. - Shutting down.
- Boomerang? - Shutting down.
- Boomerang! Did I break another computer thing? I didn’t mean to. I didn’t even
bring a marshmallow this time. No! Boomerang’s clunky old computer
body can’t contain his rapidly expanding mind! Argh, why
is old technology such junk?! Didn’t old-time people know that
they should just make good things? Bboommerraanngg… Wait... if it’s the old technology
that’s junk, maybe you can put Boomerang in your new phone! But that would connect Boomerang
to the Internet. Once he’s there, he’ll be out in the harsh world.
I won’t be able to protect him. Goodbye, Dad. Boomerang...out. You protected him for a quarter of
a day, Ben. It’s time to let him go into that harsh world on his own. Gah! Why does everyone say
being a parent is super easy?! Pretty sure no-one’s ever said that. Well, that makes sense then!
Because it’s not easy at all! There you go little guy. Woah. The Internet. Boomerang, promise me you’ll stay
out of trouble. Use numbers and letters in your passwords. Avoid spam
emails. And... don’t touch pop-up ads! Ugh, yeah, I know, Dad! I’m not
running on BASIC, duh. That’s my Boomerang.
Email home, okay? Okay, sure, you got it Dad, gotta go! They grow up so fast. Yeah. But hey, he’s moved on to
something really great. I mean, who knows what kind of amazing,
brilliant, mindblowing stuff that kid is up to right now? Paaaarty!
