SysAdmin's Revenge on a Sexist Karen! | r/MaliciousCompliance | #373

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hey everybody Rob here it's time for a brand new malicious compliance story the install job or fine I'll leave the premises let's jump right in did you know 52% of you aren't actually subscribed to the channel hit that subscribe button for more daily reddit stories one where and Karen discovers a lazy worker a soft early spring rain patters on the umbrella underneath its protective nylon blend iris takes a drag on her American spirits cigarette the menthol Kools her throat the nicotine invigorates her today is a big day she has made a long journey out from her office in the city of country music tourists in cowboy hats and exceptionally spicy fried chicken to a fridge code distribution plant in one of its suburbs her company is nearing the completion of a conveyor system and her part in it is to install the software she wrote to allow it to interface with the customer system it is a dark morning and the rain shows no sign of stopping today the clock on her silently glowing smartphone screen reads Saturday February 15th 7:45 a.m. she frowns slips it into the pocket of her jeans and shivers irritably from the morning chill against which her company branded polyester blend jacket does little to protect her her new underling is late the cigarette goes out in a fizzle as Irish presses it into some collected rainwater at the top of a trash bin then walks inside introduces herself to the clerk and asks to be taken to the server room where she will spend most of her day preparing the application server with all the software it needs before spending a few hours performing on-site unit testing it's nice and warm inside especially near the server rack so she pulls a cart over to it and sets her laptop on it and takes off her jacket to reveal a black conveyer coati in a few minutes she's connected to the server via remote desktop the.net framework installs quickly so she has little to do but wait while SQL Server and rslogix are downloaded thus enter preceded by the aromas of espresso perfume and stress Karen whom iris will later learn is the personnel supervisor a woman in her late 30s with makeup caked on in a clear and futile desperation to stay young and attractive and an expression as if she had just smelled something slightly unpleasant it is apparently her resting face as upon seeing iris that expression contorts even further in outrage what are you doing in here she demands you're supposed to be out on the floor with the others installing our system that's what I'm doing explains iris placatingly as she extends a hand I am iris senior software developer at conveyor Co and I'm here to install the control software no you're not Karin's interjection slices irises explanation like Japanese sushi knife through a sheet of paper you're a lazy worker and you thought you could slack off in the server room and no one would know I know who the programmer is and he's a man women aren't smart enough for that kind of work anyway you're a technician which means you do what the men in engineering say it is at this point that iris decides Karen's behavior warrants retaliation but when she opens her mouth struggling to bite back both a scathing sarcastic retort and instead choosing to ask Karen to let her talk to site manager to sort the whole thing out Karen strikes again on top of that you don't have a vest or a hardhat if you were working for us you'd be fired on the spot I want you off the site now too Despicable Me except the minion gets to be GRU for a day as Karen yells that last word underling chooses that precise moment to appear tall a bit lanky bespectacled but smartly groomed and dressed in a conveyor Co polo and slacks visibly confused and alarmed Karen flashes a smile at him finally you look like the man in charge I'm assuming your masculine pronunciation of irises true name your employee was just sitting around in here slacking off and I'm in the process of having her removed from the site she says this with deep satisfaction as if expecting irises boss to reprimand her actually I begins underling well Karen asks expectantly silence reigns for all of 10 long awkward seconds underling is technically just supposed to check in with iris before heading out to the floor to assist the engineers in testing the plc and later her own software he stands there scratching sheepishly at the back of his head he's pleading for help from his boss iris looks at Karen who has smugly crossed her arms back at underling then back to Karen screw it you know what time it is I know what time it is Karen just activated irises malicious compliance card she gives underling a nod and mouths play along ah that is very bad of you I want you to go home underling ventures fine I'm out of here iris moves to shut her laptop down Karen screeches what do you think you're doing don't touch that that's company property it's my property iris replies testily she paid $1,300 for it being both a programmer and the lead IT of a small company has its perks like being able to hook up your own personal work laptop to the active directory instead of using one of the cheapo brands her pitiful despite hard-fought budget affords for the other employees no it's not you liar you're lucky I don't call the police on you now leave the premises now ok no big deal underling can take it back to the office instead Karen continues voice barely below showed about how tomorrow morning I will be in very important meeting with your bosses and I'm gonna tell them everything and I'm gonna watch them fire you and so on and so forth iris has stopped listening as that voice follows her back out to her car accompanied by underlings unsure and absurdly hilarious and uh-huh don't come back iris is not phased sure she has some choice words for the woman most of which start with B or C and end with itch or ant respectively but she knows exactly what is going to happen tomorrow the thought gives her no small amount of vicious petty glee it's a plan which would not have worked were the following not true hey Karen has only ever been included in group emails with her never conference calls B Karen holds certain opinions about the differences between men and women and what sort of jobs they belong in C when instructed to leave the premises it generally means that you are banned from the work site not just ejected D Karen is well Karen iris sends underling a text and starts the engine the sound of Tetsuro Yamashita's crooning voice fills her car as she drives home to spend the rest of her weekend playing civilization 5 and final fantasy xiv 3 the brown matter collides with the rotary ventilation device iris arrives for work late as usual yesterday's rains have ushered in weather slightly warmer than absolute zero and the windchill cuts through her and Klein executive collection two-piece suit jacket and pencil skirt with relentless ease inside the familiar scent of cheap office coffee printer paper and freshly sod metal greets her underling has as instructed dutifully returned her laptop and its bag to her desk he also according to a post-it note installed the software packages iris had left downloading then updated ops manager on the situation underling iris will have to reward him with doughnuts later cables connected it boots up and Gmail hopefully reminds her she's been invited to a meeting in the conference room in three minutes excellent she decides to wait outside the conference room for about eight minutes and let Karen dig herself into a hole with site manager in attendance all according to keikaku translators note hi Kaku means plan not according to keikaku is the presence of fridge chose VP of something or other it doesn't matter though VP is pretty chill outside the conference room I risk in here site manager demanding to know why the interface software hasn't been installed why they'll have to wait until next weekend outside production hours for another install window the entire project has been pushed back a week the deadline won't be met oh the humanity ops manager irises boss advises him there's still three weekends left until the deadline and once everything sorted out the system will be up and running well before then and just as Terran is launching into a tirade about how she removed one of the texts from the site for not having her equipment and trying to slack off in an unauthorized area iris strides confidently into the room ops manager a big late boomer with gray hair a square face and a square body looks up at her with consternation and relief hey iris you're late he says amicably in his thousand lakes accent site manager Karen VP this is iris our senior IT and software developer some of you may have spoken with her over the phone or via email iris can you explain to us about why the install hasn't been completed iris quietly looks at Karen and smiles karen poleaxed has taken on the shade of milk two weeks past its expiration date site manager just looks impatient VP adds expectantly so did you have any trouble with our systems were there any bugs ah the sweet feeling of end a patient before moving in for the kill actually none of those things Karen maybe you would like to explain why the senior software developer left your facility at 8:27 am shocked and surprised can be heard all around the room Tarun stammers Karen stutters iris half expected to need to call underling in to corroborate with her against lies from Karen but Karen has been knocked off kilter iris would like to think she was shocked out of her wits to see some lazy worker in baggy jeans and a t-shirt reintroduced as a smart dressed though it's really just office dress code VIP she'd mistaken to be a man but it was probably just the fact that she'd been caught in a great big fib about how she'd had to remove a lazy ill-equipped worker from the premises at around half past 8 her attempts to Davo are so pathetic iris almost feels pity almost the rest of the meeting is a regular episode of the breaking of the Karen and a plan to get back on track with the install ops manager although technologically impaired is a shrewd manager and after the meeting pulls iris aside to warn her of the dangers of letting a project overrun just for a spot of revenge but presses the issue no further iris despite her hopes to the contrary does see Karen again at fridge Co next weekend and several times during startup and production support but the barely attractive woman never communicates to her save with a silent sour glare site manager gets what he wanted the project done on time conveyer Co gets paid iris gets nothing but her salary as usual a little over a year later during a routine system check up call with the site maintenance lead Karen's name is brought up and iris asks after her rumor has it her pay was docked slightly and she was written up and about seven months later she took a sideways promotion to corporate middle management iris thanks the maintenance lead wraps up her monthly report and starts writing this story an epic story of Karen getting what she deserved I don't know about you guys but the one thing I'm really taking away from this story is the brown matter hitting the rotary ventilation device I love that and I will definitely be using that I want to thank Opie for posting their story to the malicious compliance subreddit you can visit them at the links in the description below please go there and give them an upload once again this is Rob from karma comment chameleon saying thanks for watching if you enjoyed the video please hit that subscribe button drop a like and share it with your friends and we'll see you in the next one
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Length: 14min 4sec (844 seconds)
Published: Fri Jul 10 2020
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