Surprising My Lover on Valentine's Day!

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as you all know valentine's day is coming up and it's a time where you spend your moments with your loved one maybe treat them to a nice date maybe buy them something special maybe show your appreciation and love towards them you know my valentine this year is a sexy amazing kind-hearted naughty misbehaved raunchy foreign man that goes by the name of j.p fumes for those of you that don't know he hasn't been in a video in a while we were pranking at this college and we met this kid named jp who's foreign and likes us but doesn't like us i can't really figure out if he likes me or not he loves us deep down but he gets so annoyed with us and i always hit on him as a joke so i texted him because now i live in florida so i can visit him and he said yeah let's meet up soon i'm gonna plan it to meet up with him on valentine's day hopefully he doesn't realize that it's valentine's day and surprise him with a bunch of stuff because he gets so mad when we make those jokes i'm like oh jp you're so hot he's like bailey don't make me kill you anyone ever tell you you are the sexiest man alive i will kill you just say your name juan pedro funis penis i will kill him someday jp you dirty dog when they are gonna kill you dude you're obsessed with trying to kill me i don't know why wait family you're gonna trick him into doing it on valentine's day yeah i'm not gonna tell him it's valentine's day i'm gonna be like yo you wanna hang out sunday oh shut up i thought i'm gonna take him hopefully if he agrees to it on a date night and celebrate valentine's day with my sexy daddy [Music] jp how you doing dude good oh i'm doing good i'm doing good i'm just in town thought we could chop it up maybe hang out a little bit what do you think about uh my schedule's free february 14th if if you're down let me see because i'm super busy but the 14th i i have some time i think i can if nothing happens at school no problem all right let's lock it in february 14th um what do you say six pm okay all right i'll see you then dude see you i loved it oh it was too easy that was too easy i locked it in don't forget i'm gonna touch them every day february 14th don't forget oh my you know when i walk in there with like flowers and chocolates tomorrow is you can't go the same way as me dude tomorrow is officially valentine's day which means i have one day to prepare for jp sadly though our washing machine's broke we haven't even been here for two weeks and we already broke the washing machines and for anyone that knows me personally you know i'm obsessed with clean clothes and clean sheets and clean towels so we're gonna have to go old school and go to the laundromat because i need clean underwear for jp dude imagine if our valentine's day goes good and he gets in my pants look at what kyle left me dude leading to my room a bunch of sebastian's and it surprised me he actually got me i opened my door dude look at all these some of these i don't know how kyle got he is literally three in this picture i don't know how the he even got that dude it feels illegal look at this dude i slept last night with that above me i'm honestly ready for it to come down dude all right all right don't rip my new paint how'd you even get him up there a ladder yeah that was so funny this is the funniest show [Laughter] oh it's warning you ladies want to play some rat tails got some extra towels dude pjs are deadly oh you got me you got me this is the way oh did you hear that i have the high ground give it to your anger [Applause] i'm done her when you say that you can recite every single shrek line in shrek 2 her when you say that you can sing every lil yachty song with no hesitation or slip ups [Music] how does he do it how does he do it you could be in the next stores movie spinning around doing lightsaber do you guys do rentals a date tonight no shoot i'm just worried because like i don't want to show up looking like this i kind of want to look spiffy yeah there's a place in international malta okay something for tonight okay because like my odds of getting laid in a suit versus not a suit i mean you know how it goes yeah this is about as fancy as it gets i'm trying to rent a suit tonight for my date oh they told us they sent us here yeah we don't do rentals sorry oh what'd you say about cobra kai just a little more practice and i'll be able to hit his face oh here we go yo hi what size pants am i uh i think 32. i mean adam jeez dude i'm trying to break my mom's habit of calling my dad daddy in front of me she says it's not weird but i'm like dude if i had my girl over and was having her call me daddy in front of you you'd be uncomfortable hey adam what side pants is baylen there you go daddy daddy stop mom i said it because kyle said it not because i want to say it mom i swear next time i have a girl around you i'm making her call me daddy i'm totally joking right now well it's not a joke when all my buds are over and you're like hey daddy i think it's cool you're still my little boy you know honestly i'm glad you do because at the end of the day dude i want my parents to have nice sexual intercourse because i know you guys have a healthy relationship and that's what i would want with my wife so i'll let it fly do what you want do they know about daddy's stuff is daddy a thing for like the old generation is daddy anything for the old generation mom no it's just when you have chips not anymore i don't have kids you say oh daddy has the pretzels oh go get in the car with dad bye hey peach dude don't break my flowers for jp what bow tie am i working with here oh suspenders i need suspenders look we got these chocolates for them all right let's hope these bad boys fit i feel like i'm going to prom i look good dude i'm a little nervous i actually haven't seen him in a year dude i hope he still likes me how am i looking sweet that's what i was after how you doing good gotta take a pic with you guys of course of course hold on before you take the picture let me clip it so people don't think i'm a goof off man i want to know i'm spiffy wow you need your coat oh my god that slap all right here we go this is how great of fans we have he just just date for us all right thank you man thank you my good sir have a wonderful splendid day yeah of course good to meet you what's your name i'm richie i'm mr levine as you can tell by the suit sir i don't know if you noticed check me out you ever seen a man this dashing before see those moves oh yeah you have a good day not to be a show off or anything it's your big day it's your first date i'm shaking it's a very cute dude i'm shaking never gone on a date with a guy before i mean bro his handsome levels compare to like johnny depp and tony stark oh there is there is there is happy valentine's day good to see you man oh my goodness i got you these flowers you're welcome here's some chocolates oh thank you man thank you it's going well it's going well how have you been very good so what do you guys want to do well i was thinking you know since it's valentine's day and all you and me maybe get a bite to eat yeah not too much because i have class early tomorrow okay not too much i'll have you home at a nice time yeah i'm gonna kill you if you say that again you're flowers yeah i'm gonna live there for now okay you're probably you're not gonna throw them out you promise yeah i promise okay all right i trust you oh geez dude god damn it jp hey dude i didn't realize there was an elevator where'd it go oh jp [Music] i'm sorry i need to come back to me you always do one feels good to be back shape here you know they say love never dies so i feel like even though we win a year without seeing each other i still feel it you know yeah so what you've been up to nothing much we got to be up to something it's been a year i mean what's happening yeah nothing much in your country doesn't everyone like kiss each other yeah oh i think you forgot to greet me not with guys this is my boyfriend don't listen to him how's classes going jp we're very good really any shorties women ah yeah [Applause] no oh jp this is a nice drive isn't it jp yep beautiful night yep even beautiful or man in the back in the middle specifically between kyle and peace you say i'm lucky i'm driving yep is the temperature all good there jp yep all right seats yep okay any music choice preference somebody's birthday it's his birthday no chippy i was trying to get you a free cake and say it was your birthday do you have any kid's menus maybe we could play tic-tac-toe or something while we wait i got you there thank you thank you sweet sweet so you really know brazil jp what do you think is that your language brazil no what's your language what's your language oh porky cheese my bad how do you say this is the best night ever in portuguese how do you say i want to have sex with you tonight in brazilian never gonna say it look what kyle put on his story oh oh that's nice dude you like star wars yeah you're watching mandalorian oh you got to watch that it's a great show what about cobra kai cheese jp what are you doing all day jerking off oh well you are yes you dirty dog today you dirty dog jp how many times you jerk it no comments am i annoying jp what do you think they say bless you sorry that was funny she's cool isn't she yep think no comments yeah when jp says no comment it means yes what oh he has a crush on you is this your date no he's crazy [Music] you had fun right jp oh yeah awesome dude well jp good to see you ow ow bye jp feunis i love you and your nice ass he said thank you [Music] hello friends
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Channel: Baylen Levine
Views: 1,492,481
Rating: 4.9671059 out of 5
Keywords: baylen levine, baylen levine vlogs, benitez, funny videos, pranks, prank, messing around
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Length: 12min 23sec (743 seconds)
Published: Thu Feb 18 2021
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