I Bought a House!

today's a very special day we are on the way to my newly purchased home all my family's down here all my boys are here Carl's coming we found the perfect house tour dude because as you guys know I'm so big on saving my money we got it in such a good area where it's such an investment like it's going to be worth double by the time I sell it it's in Florida which is just like happy energy like look at this look at our neighborhood guys is this not the most Bill Levine you can get just happiness and palm trees and sunshine I've always wanted this I always have I just wanted to wait for the right moment here it is oh home look at that it's a happy house if I've ever seen one [Laughter] yeah Dad welcome to uh the Levine residence please take your shoes off in the house no loud music how's it feel I can do that easily I'm kidding do whatever you want I'm thinking about saying [ __ ] that statue I'm getting the statue of Sebastian with water coming out of his mouth yeah with a bow and arrow like this thank you Dad thank you hi Grandma congratulations thank you so much thank you gotta meet Craig this is my family he's a legend how are you couldn't have bought from a better dude we walked in this house he was watching Cobra Kai that's how you know he's a good guy I know dude the surround sound speakers everywhere yachty playing through the house 24 7. every morning wake up butt ass naked ah nice little editing room finally oh this bathtub I'm living in here I get my own sexy shower dude how nice is this one of my favorite paintings oh beautiful I'm leaving you that and then I'm leaving you that no way the captain look at that dude nicest thing ever is the owner is leaving all his [ __ ] because like dude I don't even know where to start I want to know what furniture to get and whatnot from the [ __ ] TV to the [ __ ] table we can have a feast here invite Lord Seabass over and have a little kingdom feast this is what I want to make the guest room I'm going to put like a ton of bunk beds here and make it like a camp and then I can just have like as many guesses I want in here take care of all the people that took care of me before I had any money dude you know the [ __ ] we can do up here slingshot people walking by I'm kidding I know I'm gonna behave I'm gonna behave you know what mom for the first time in my life I'm gonna come here and not be hated by everyone around me I'm gonna make friends with all the neighbors matter of fact I'm gonna walk up to every house and introduce myself say hi I'm Dan Levine while I may be a little noisy sometimes I'm one hell of a gentleman it's the best is bad we put them up there in timeout am I wearing the same exact outfit from last video you can come up whenever you want is there wi-fi here dude why was trap phone look at this personal hotspots Lila's trap phone 80 pound 13 year old white girl going slat my trap phone I don't know how we did it but we already got the patrol on us oh I'm sorry I'm new here I'm bailing I'm very respectable and okay huh who's oh no not me not me I'm a good kid I'm new here okay I'm from West Side how's it feel dad she's such a great daughter happy birthday granddaddy good to see you yeah first day here grandson's brand new house grandson excuse me pirate ah all right you're dead we need Kyle the pirate Brethren he was a pirate before I was a pirate and this is your photographer this is this is Lucas Boron Baron butt cheeks Beluga whatever you want yeah no problem us great all right so I take all these otherwise such adult things I don't even know where to begin he doesn't have his ID they have to mail it to him yeah yeah you're just getting your dog I know they're probably like white in the world oh my ear dude yes I have an ear infection [Music] can you do cursive I never learned cursive okay I'm really crazy to think about what you've accomplished and achieved and you want to go back just two years ago right and what you're buying right now okay we're done thank you thank you so much you're welcome buys the house and spins in the chair I just bought a house here's your garbage day so you're lucky I know our garbage cans are full but good news is it comes tomorrow morning so when you guys need to throw stuff out so um um you'll be able to do both because it's they they're doing the regular and recyclables tomorrow okay here's the elevation certificate oh nice okay perfect um this is this is all the house surveys man I'm 20 years old we did it it's crazy three years ago I was 17 I had no money got kicked out of school everyone called me a drop out I've been sleeping on floors for the past three years of my life and it's crazy man all you kids out there you know that have a vision and have a goal don't listen to anyone don't let anyone tell you it's not possible because I got told it 24 7. you know look at my life now dude my parents don't have to work they work for me I'm good friends with my idol yachty that motivated me to do this I just bought a house I got my best friends living with me I get to help the youth I get to influence you guys positively I get to make the world smile and laugh it's it's amazing I always knew it would get to this point it's just it's a process and you really just got to believe in yourself and not let anyone tell you otherwise if you know you can do it it's possible anything the mind can imagine is possible and you got to be down to be up you got to eat [ __ ] for a little bit to the world I was this kid living in Mom and Dad's house you know I was screwing up his life that wouldn't be [ __ ] I go to college get a job blah blah and here we are foreign [Music] [Music] let you down now keep yourself get the [ __ ] off my yard [ __ ] hey nice house man ah you [ __ ] retainer you look like the [ __ ] girl from Nemo you asked for it dude oh wow look at them two together okay Kyle's sister and my sisters actually mini us I love dick that's a couple nice dogs oh my gosh how's fetty WAP so good on the way here we're listening to fetty like old fetty and it reminded me just how good he is oh my gosh dude fetty WAP was so good back in the day those Melodies bring back Mumble wraps get some [ __ ] with dyed hair and face that singing and yeah baby and again on the tracks we need a good ass microwave we're cooking soup in the library I don't know these are looking pretty damn good Perfect Price perfect microwave I'm in a cart dude oh yeah I heard this protects you from coronavirus microwave on the head yeah you should get one come on man respect the guidelines be a little considerate to people protect yourself wear a microwave just kidding can a man get a damn car around here I'm just kidding I need a [ __ ] car dude there has to be one ah it fits all right why do we need a car can we just go check out yeah you got it you've been working out lately anyways all right I need to find popcorn popcorn and soup [ __ ] it just leave it we'll be back for that best soup in the world dude you can never go wrong there's a period in high school where I probably ate two of these a day do that now yeah I still do it all right yes you know where the popcorn might be thank you thank you you suck let me do it I'll knock it out the park oh my God it was him you actually got the blame hey it's our friend we meet again oh you love me I know it I sense the tension why not burn it with me wanna [ __ ] around a little bit wanna play baseball Let's Do It come on all right he's ladder up next here is your bat sir all right I'm gonna catch it what's your name home run Logan home run baby home run what if he just [ __ ] annihilate something oh come on Logan not a blunt the [ __ ] out of the park swing none of those [ __ ] hits [Laughter] come on Logan you gotta fix that one all right Logan maybe enough of that you tried that's all that matters at the end of the day you try all right tell it to Logan all right on to the library perfect done a good reading oh microwave in case I get hungry oh no no I'm reading these are for my snacks I know [Music] I'm I'm reading I'm reading come on Mommy I don't know why you have this against me you sure you don't want to bite she is it's like everyone looks at me crazy for having a microwave in the library foreign [Music] nice and peace and quiet good how are you sorry I did tell you that you could not turn on that microwave I told you you couldn't plug it in I just got so hungry I'm it's just an afternoon snack like with my read sorry there's no food in the library no it's just an afternoon snack but there's no so you've never gotten hungry while you've eaten we all get a little hungry and read do we not are you kidding me no no I told you okay okay look man I was making something take your microphone I'm chefing something up in a disrespect what I'm Shuffling up that's just uncalled for onto the soup I guess I'm not opening it sir there's no there's no Library Take It Outside I'm not gonna lie I just got hungry I just got hungry fine I'm sorry fine you assaulted my microwave no he did he did he did I saw it he turned it off because because you wouldn't the battery committed on my on my microwave I mean come on is that not a rule don't touch other people's property you know what my bad and I didn't listen I know I know I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry okay I thought I could get away with it you did I did I did I did I mean you know my friends always say I'm stupid for bringing a microwave in anyways you know maybe keep it on the download like bring in a pack of gummies or something look I won't snitch on you I won't snitch on you between you and me there's no way you haven't had a bite to eat in here I have a lunchroom where I go and I eat appropriately so could I just pop something for staff only so just plug it in outside I thought you said no no where should I go then um okay if you want some no no thank you okay all right then my time here is done thank you slurp it down real quick you got a trash can give it to me oh okay thank you hey I mean just add an aside maybe to the front that says no food allowed just so other people don't make the same mistake okay I just didn't see the sign maybe a little bigger or something it's right there as you walk in the door okay all right yeah just trying to look out for people all right have a good day MVP she be underneath a lot of friends ain't just eating them hoes unless they own gold trying to [ __ ] my bro Hello friends

Channel: Baylen Levine

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Length: 12min 46sec (766 seconds)

Published: Fri Feb 05 2021