SURGEON SIMULATOR 2: Lexi vs Bob? You're FIRED! (FGTeeV Hilarious Co-Op Game)

it's okay bobby boy you're in good hands it's okay you got a little scratch i got you buddy oh no the head oh my gosh you can't take off his head [Music] what's up i got my daughter lex in the house and today we got a doctor's license yes we are about to perform some surgeries wait where are you dr lex oh hello hi hey hey hey six feet six feet it's covered please stay back all right whoever wins rock paper scissors shoe gets to pick which game we're gonna play you ready okay yeah rock paper scissors shoot nice to meet you nice to meet you rock paper scissors shoot paper beats paper [Laughter] that's not yours that was miss mcgillicuddy put that cake back our story number one heart broken yeah we're in this creepy really weird hospital that's super high tech and i'm kind of scared to go so you go first okay go okay bye bye bye good night wait someone shut it down what the are you dead maybe i'm supposed to come with you all right here we go you know what coven we'll take our own yeah okay hi lex all right e ready yes cleaning this glass because it's so dirty wait what the why did i get cross hairs dude hey hi why didn't you find a player we're good we need a team like we're so good already yeah you and me we're gonna be dope together yeah they should trust us like somebody please join quick please say your faith is in our hands yeah your money back guaranteed yeah because they'll be dead they won't be able to get their money back oh it's recording the in under five minutes and 30 seconds perform heart surgery ah why are you on fire what happened wait i'm on fire surgery oh is this it right here can't go in there oh no we need an id card oh i found someone's id card we could use it sorry we're not supposed to be doing the surgery oh shoot okay quick come in here lex where are you i'm getting the id card you don't need it come here who's our patient oh right there where's bob hey buddy welcome oh bob bob listen buddy you are it stop hey we need to calm him down bob you are in great hands just go to sleep wow so someone just left all this open already all right let's see what's wrong with bob his heart is unhealthy how do we get to his heart it's like underneath the rib cage we need to crack the ribs oh gosh oh i dropped his arm wait bobby take his arm off i don't know but more importantly why is bob made of confetti oh level one failed lost too much blood up what what look at my face i'm so enough in shock wow guys whoa this is exactly why you need to subscribe because if you don't she will be your surgeon what hello hello i like your dance moves you're like chill out bro man like i just killed a dude this is rick we are the best and they know that i'm gonna beat you hey what for real wow i know it was a race hey bob welcome back okay i'm gonna crack his ribs second time's a charge not with the wine bottle we're not with the wine bottle hold on wait this is a library we need to figure out no what tools we have to use the wine bottle before we just start doing stuff don't make any confetti come out oh oh syringe what do we do with this blood stopper oh my gosh got it wait you got it yeah so i want to rip out the lungs not until i come with the blood stopper go for it go careful hurry up he's going to wake up i can't go to sleep oh good there's no blood that's good wait wait still we didn't need to take out that one i have a good visual of the heart okay stop blood stopper down there's no blood oh my goodness wait do you have the heart yeah can i see it i want to feel it oh my gosh blue wow it's squishy oh my gosh okay what do we do with it where's the other heart oh okay we need to dispose of the evidence is there like a trash can around here okay i'm gonna replace its heart with uh this little okay wait dude okay is that okay we were gonna drop this right in the trap wait what i took off his arm with a medicine bottle ah you actually have real blood okay the bottle's gonna be his new heart oh my gosh wait we gotta stop the blood get away no you can't put a bottle in for his heart watch out all right like seriously okay i'm gonna need you to not make the blood comes out yes ma'am why are you are you farting no i'm trying to pick up your id card get out my way bro go wait i'm literally stuck it's okay now bob might actually have a chance to survive get the bloodstopper no okay we got it we got it we got no rib what are you doing i'm getting i got you have ashes literally dripping off of your costume this isn't sanitary shoe shoe go get chased before we go and find the uh uh before we take what are you doing oh my gosh you can't take off his head get the blood stopper no quickly quickly quickly you have to go in the trash stop the blood stop the blood rest in peace buddy no no stop stop stop stop the blood okay stop tickling his lung take out the lungs one sec where is it what you need to go get out go time out go sit in timeout okay wait where is the head where did you put the head where is bob's head where is bob's head it's in the trash can for his funeral where in here oh my gosh bob i cannot believe you threw bob's head in the garbage yep we gotta put it back on it's fine i'll fix it okay watch out watch out it's good but no you made me put his head on his arm oh my gosh put this one on oh my that doesn't look right wait what is blinking blood level like we gotta pull this together yo you can't be putting on heads arms hello hey you yeah i got a job for you come here okay come here quicker i don't want you to touch bob this time you understand why just don't do you understand yes i swear promised me promise super pinky pinky stinky pinky promise yes i'm sick of you always watching my operation hey you hey you go over there over there okay grab the blood no here what here it's okay bobby boy you're in good hands it's okay you got a little scratch i got you buddy oh eyes head grab it quick oh my gosh i'm not even i didn't even oh okay all right bobby bobby he'll never know he'll never know don't tell him what the you're jabbing him in his eye get away get away get away get away don't do anything okay holy okay ow that was a close one yes is it put it make sure you put it in a sanitary place right there that looks like a cleaned part of the floor take out the heart how do i get a new heart i think you put it right here is this the button do i press press i'm too short fridge fridge fridge fridge fridge where's the fridge oh there's the hammer we need a new heart he's gonna die don't let him die are you giving him blood you weren't getting him blood where in his body i like bob better than you actually don't touch bob i stole me swear and no cursing this is a family-friendly hospital break break break okay i found an eyeball that's not a real eyeball bob i need you to stay calm we're looking for the heart oh hey you go get the id card over there this is the fridge i see coolers where they keep hearts i think you need an old heart plus an id card to get the new heart nurse stop what you're doing i am not a nerd come here stop what you are doing and go over there okay get me a syringe right now before i say bye bye and fire you don't tickle my ball you know my palms are sensitive ha ha this is stop the stuff you did to be comfortable okay stop get away get away go shoo shoo shoo go take a lunch break quick get the arm get the arm get the arm you know what i'll do it it's all right i'll do your job for you oh i took out his intestines you are distracting me are you taking a selfie are you praising the lord jesus and here the demons pray that you still have your job by the end of this operation oh my gosh put stop put the leg back on seriously we're about to die we're about to die please put the leg back on alex i need your help no it's fine we got this like this legs we don't have it who did your operation i was you no i'm a good doctor open open open i got the heart i'm stuck the hardest stuff okay got the heart get the id card quick okay okay right there put it on the key card right here go go go okay open open oh wait it says zero three get the zero one take more blood sorry i didn't mean to put it there oh he's got a lot of blood it's going down though okay okay you got it are you in there don't touch anything before you mess it up where's the heart one heart ready oh right here don't touch this heart this is my heart okay okay there's only one heart let's get together and make bob feel all right bobby here yeah what gun no let me put his lugs back yes no this isn't a yay this isn't a yay level complete [Music] bye bye everybody bye bye bye thank you for shopping at fgtv.com plug that's great but hold on we just sent bob off with no lungs they're literally sitting on the floor right now i'm a creeper you look like babies oh my gosh no we're not doing this one in under seven minutes where is bob ah bobby what does bob need this time both of bob's arms are bad wait what's that you know what since we're so bad at being a doctor let's see if we're good at stacking we have a syringe give a syringe all right let's stack it then go stack it oh wait there's an eggplant what do we do with that eggplant are you taking a dookie on bob right on top of his large intestines oh this button yes all right sweet oh my gosh there's a plunger excuse me i'm fixing the toilet who clogged this toilet rubber ducky bye can we take out things with this hey don't touch that you know what give me your head bobby that's it for this video um we by we i mean lex needs to get better at being a doctor thank you subscribe if you want to see more we've got one second no i wasn't i was phenomenal alright guys thank you so much for watching this video and we will check you guys later peace out billy papa and now bro i've been eliminated eliminated eliminated i want to see people fall to that certain death what's happening i can't breathe like i'm claustrophobic this is sip simp simpson hey hey hey well i increased the bid to 100 billion dollars

Channel: FGTeeV

Views: 12,640,890

Rating: 4.8309417 out of 5

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Id: FhOVF9QgEms

Length: 12min 19sec (739 seconds)

Published: Wed Sep 02 2020