HAND SIMULATOR! Do You Like My Coconuts? Hahaha (FGTeeV Hilarious Survival Co-Op Game)

come on yes let there be fire don't stand in it on the plus side i got a lot of food cause i have to eat you come on give me some meat [Music] hands we all have them yeah they're big some are small some have missing fingers some have extra fingers and in this game we're about to play today we don't know how to use them but we will learn high five yeah all right now listen i just have to say make sure you guys subscribe to this channel what happened you hurt your hand if you don't subscribe to this channel you also hurt your hand you're not subscribed i told you to subscribe bro i can't help you there thank you go let me go to fgtv oh my gosh michael you're naked you're naked hey what are you doing down there good boy i'm gonna make a wish on your head what are you feeling for oh yeah oh wow that does feel good it's satisfying okay hey can you not touch me though hey back up wait ew what are you doing you're like a crab daddy yeah are you looking at my booty wow my butt looks so nice dude what the dude wait look at my arms i'm like triple joyful oh my god oh my gosh oh do i have a rock wait come here let's see if i can bash you in the head with it hello you just damaged okay movement hands rotate hands bend certain fingers one two three four [Music] are you banging my head with the rock i can't even look at you die get back here you know why get your head up oh my god what dog is that can you not spiderman let me check your ear you got a lot of wax in your ear show me how you praise jesus the lord the demons dude you have really nice toes why are you looking at me can i touch it can i touch it let me touch your toe stop i want to touch it stop it let me touch you [Laughter] let me touch it hey our hunger is seriously going down i'm going to drink the water the no wait i'm drowning wait what what the wait mike i'm coming to save you where are you wait where did you go oh no my screen is just black but i'm coming to save you wait wait wait i don't think we know how to okay i know how to swim what the i don't know how to swim i shoot doing the forehead i'm gonna punch you dude shake my hand ready i can't see come down just a little bit that is not how we shake hands no don't cry don't cry it's okay buddy it's okay you're gonna learn how to use your hands let's stop playing around we gotta go find food seriously i think we're really bad at this game should i just follow you or something no go find your own food dude because if i get food i'm not going to tell you i found it i'm just going to eat it what's this a knife heck wait can i pick that up all right i've got a stick and i can use it to like hit somebody oh my god what did you find coconut oh coconut where are you share it with me no i promised i would have shown you i pick it up yeah i'll show you i've got the coconut i'm not sharing this with you by the way what if i can use the rock oh yes i got a rock i got it you got it too yeah all right first one to open that coconut wins oh i think i just oh a frog kill it we gotta cook a fire get it get it pick up the frog i'll share the coconut with you where are you at where you at froggy nice little froggy break it no no your health no i need your help dude i need the coconuts in the in the ocean the fruit is running no no was that a fish dude there's fish wait i'm dying i found a scorpion and run it over kill it kill it how does this not smooshing him ah he's after me ah he stabbed me come on yes i killed him wow look at that i dropped it i don't think i can eat a scorpion it's getting dark we need to do we need to figure out how to do fire wait i should get that stick okay open open open yes crack it crack it oh no my thirst yes come on yes no no no don't die don't die almost open yes bring it up closer how do i get this open turn it eat e no i had to crack it more oh gosh i'm so dead okay ready no i died died i'm still trying to get this frog this time stay with me okay okay i will yo good boy okay come on let's go find food [Laughter] are you ready to feast my friend yes my health is really low somehow i jabbed you in the stomach don't let it get in the water don't let it get in the water no no no no no okay stand right there don't move okay we're doing this i know michael why mike that was our lunch where'd it go no you you [Laughter] you killed me wait what if we try and break a coconut with the coconut that's mad man okay i'm going far away from the water this time coconut down now stay there don't you move i will block it from falling don't hit my hand go go yes can't go yet yes we got this dude i think you have to do it okay you do it go i keep it here oh dude that's my toe that was my toe oh sorry we got it we got it we got it we got can you get your big mr clean head out of here we go we're almost there yes yes yes yes oh i got it open you have that one hey if i was gonna get that one no that's mine okay now let me see i pick it up hold it to my mouth and press e yes i just ate it and i yielded it like done with you we could try to make a fire i'll grab the right i saw a huge stick over here i saw one and then roddy rich came and he picked it up and put it in the box [Laughter] that's not funny these are either bones or sticks and i kind of don't care which one they are to stick drop it where's my rock where is it where'd it i dropped it i lost my rock where'd it go is somebody here hello hello oh goodness i'm sorry i didn't mean to touch there don't touch me there you go find a rock over there i don't think i'm gonna be able to find a rock in the ocean you can do it pal go what the heck out of my butt you creep first the toes no the booty booty toes wait what if i get lost i'm scared you're literally good for nothing there's a rock right here can we make fire i don't know maybe not maybe we need like brush you don't need a brush you got nothing on your head this is bad we can't make fire follow me hey i need to grab the stick in slo-mo now rotate we're going to use all hail the sticks look at you running i'm lifting weights wait both of our temperatures are going down because it's cold we need it to fire for night time what's that noise oh i'm shivering the heck there's no way it's that cold on an island you'd be surprised man you never been to alaska obviously alaska the whole ground is ice yeah but alaska is not an island oh so yeah oh no me too died i'm dead with the earth now bye buddy we've died like eight times i'm basically a cat [Music] you gather sticks while i oh god that's a bone are we savages or is there something else on this island oh my gosh i'm so good at this now if youtube ever stops working for me man i think i'm just gonna go to like shaving coconuts on the side of the road i got four coconuts with our names on it wait can i like get no don't you leave me rebecca oh my god i'm going crazy i'm starting to name the coconuts what the oh daddy who stabbed me do you like my coconut broth oh no maybe it's a little too small for you wait can i put it on your head wait come here bow down you're about to be the coconut king my dude don't move stay there go move keep it on your head go really slow keep it up all right forget this let's build that fire there's like no sticks over here for some for how many times ah awesome what the heck it just looked at the jackets to me me the snake oh oh my thirst is super low okay well i'm going to eat this dude i can't face a snake without food okay okay i'm good yes i've got two rocks come on come on yes let there be fire don't stand in it will that kill me ah what am i gonna do with you you know what though on the plus side i got a lot of food [Laughter] can we just all appreciate the fact that you just asked me if i stand in a fire will i die don't mind me if i just like get nice and toasty ah i'm not really sure if i can eat you but i'm certainly gonna try i got this bone don't watch this i have to eat you i'm shaving you i'm shaving this just got really dark come on give me some meat okay fine i'll just eat the coconut oh god wait there's boats boats did you just hear there's like a boat i can't whoa hey guys how how disney crew lines on their way over here over here i'm over here i don't think they're gonna hear that right here you you come right here you here now they're leaving okay bye i should talk like a note for the rest of the video talk like who oh no i thought that was like donald trump constipated okay tonight yes there's something inside edith my g can i just like drag your head with me come on oh my god oh my god oh my gosh come on oh a snake don't attack me attack him oh this thing is gonna get us oh is it gonna eat you i offer you as a sacrifice and call it let's call i call it you want to call it even new goodness i don't think it i don't think it wants to i dropped you i needed to oh oh my goodness this is what what is that you have a trouser snake dude i think the snake has taken over your body it's possessed your body my god what my fire's out oh shoot look at your temperature holy crackers oh my gosh wait can i make it again oh there's one stick there's only one stick i'm so dead no the shivering's begun i can't get it ah i don't want issues i don't want issues i don't want to shoot i need that piece of wood that's it where are you snake man it's right there you're dead you killed it i killed him oh maybe the more sticks you have the bigger the fire you can make no my health my health my health my health oh we worked so hard that round you did or me i did not you i worked hard trying to sacrifice you to a snake that i ultimately had to kill because he wouldn't leave me alone because he wanted to borrow money to use the vending machine on the far east side of the island why don't we crack a coconut we could just got some doritos some cookies honey buns i'm starting to wonder what if there actually was no vending machine though and it's all just the island getting to me peace out guys i don't have the energy to do peace obviously we don't have that energy and i'm gonna get really close to the mic and say thanks for watching remember we got merchant shopped at ftp.com but uh pizza billy puppy but wait i can do the fart part we should have used these man they opened this guys i got bunker cars there's a water pencil where the bumper cars are guys oh my god i just killed myself i have a battery okay go do it i use it okay come do this one no yes no yes no yes

Channel: FGTeeV

Views: 23,707,769

Rating: 4.8322406 out of 5

Keywords: hand simulator survival, simulation games, funny games 2020, new fgteev video, fgteev, fgteev youtube, youtube fgteev, fgteev gaming, fgteev minecraft, fgteev roblox, family gaming, gameplay, ape chase, fgteev ape chase, fgteev skit, hand simulator, simulator games, raft survival, survival games, escape the island, escape mr beasts new island hahaha, how to use hands

Id: P5mMVDm28Gs

Length: 13min 10sec (790 seconds)

Published: Thu Aug 27 2020