SUPERGIRL (1984) BAD MOVIE REVIEW | Double Toasted

foreign [Music] [Applause] [Applause] foreign [Music] it has been said by many and it has been said on this show right here that one of the worst superhero movies out there if not the worst superhero movie out there when that's mentioned this is the one that is usually thrown in first the only man who can stop them I freeze I'm Batman [Music] I'm not going to apologize to this movie for saying how bad it is because it's pretty bad pretty [ __ ] bad but I will sit up here and say that you know I don't think it's fair I I I I in good conscious cannot continue my life saying that Batman and Robin is the worst superhero movie out there now that's all a matter of opinion so if you feel that way I can't change your mind but we only talk about this because it has so much history and so many stories and so many articles about it being a bad superhero movie and it's the one that's in everybody's recent memories you know it's the you know this is the one that is recently mentioned the most but a lot of people and see for for years here's the funny thing while we've seen a pig talking about how bad Batman and Robin is Supergirl was always in the background oh [ __ ] I'm glad they ain't talking about me [Music] that's my ass just learn how to fly wait a minute wait one minute I mean you can do the whole number leave tall buildings oh people that is Supergirl not the one that was on the CW recently with this man's brother well you know thank God your brother was not around to be in this Supergirl right here that ass ain't worth it nope sure even though what's her name Helen Slater Helen Slater's fine as hell fine she looks she looks great as Supergirl but this movie people this movie is To Me is so much worse than so many other comic book movies that I've seen out there Batman and Robin says you know what at least we're trying to take it back to B that can't be fun of the 60 Batman we had a goal right we had something in mind [ __ ] Supergirl ain't got no goals ain't go oriented at all I have really I when people told me how bad this movie was because I never caught it this was out in 1984 I was around 11 years old in 1984 and I don't know why I tell you why because that [ __ ] was gone it stayed in theaters it's been like for about two weeks yeah it was bad it was DOA yeah I think it was number one of the weekend that it opened and that's because everybody thought that Superman was in there is it but we'll talk about that a little bit this is a spin-off of Superman the ones that we love it's meant to be a direct kind of the it's almost the the never mentioned direct sequel to our maybe unofficial direct sequel to Superman 3. because I believe we can't shoot this again yeah but you know this was supposed to be the I don't know uh this is said to be The Unofficial sequel to Superman three Supergirl was supposed to be in Superman 3 at the time uh didn't make it into the movie so this was the one where they did sort of uh just gave her own spin-off right here which did not work why did this not work why is this movie so bad and why is it not ever mentioned on that list of bad movies that people talk about because I mean right here there is a legendary level of terribleness right here uh let's go and take a look and go through this with this evening's bad movie roast of Supergirl uh now here's the here's the thing with Supergirl first of all y'all kind of like for those who don't read the comics or anything like that because the people like them I thought Krypton blew up I thought he was the last son of I thought super I thought Kyle Superman you know Clark Kent I thought he was the last son of Krypton he is the last son of Krypton Supergirl's the last cousin of Krypton turns out now if you want to know what happened how she survived turns out there's a whole bunch of kryptonians that survived uh just we just didn't know about it there was a portion or an island that made it off a Krypton a chunk of it it's supposed to be that Krypton is in outer space but where they are I forgot Argo is an inner space it's somehow tore off they went to some interdimensional [ __ ] and now they're in a place called the safe Zone yeah you know you got the Phantom Zone now you got the safe Zone somehow they found the same Zone and uh they've been living in peace and the whole [ __ ] looks like a just like they're living a giant Art Museum uh and you know what by the way it's good to see that all the white people made out of Krypton because apparently man all the people of color blew up on that [ __ ] well it was epic cleansing before we got to this point I was wondering if I was even watching the the right movie oh is that right because I had they had people in this that I didn't know was in this like people probably don't have no business being in this short uh like like Peter O'Toole legendary actors like Peter O2 and a young man they dress like hippies and they sit in the pier like when they come on they act like they're doing a British stage play or something it is a loss of fact I was like I thought somebody edited the beginning of Supergirl onto another movie oh oh man well I I didn't know Mia Pharaoh was in it but Peter O'Toole I knew and just watching him I was like he's drunk no all the time people that's the thing about this I I said I'm gonna I don't get if this is the wrong movie I'm in now because Peter too he's he's uh he obviously was drinking he was taking that [ __ ] to the Head yeah you know between I'll be there when I would be there God damn it no he you know he's taking that [ __ ] to the head to that fool he was drunk but you know he's a big juicer you know yeah yeah no and I watched this and the moment he started oh the moment he opened his mouth I said he'll stop and it is it is beautiful it is it's a binary shoot but you could never survive to pressure it and I'm gone yeah so then you got it to the hit the bottle of the head right there one day soon perhaps I might venture as well I don't believe you how in that through that God damn I don't believe you how in that through that that fool don't even know he's in a Supergirl movie right yeah he thinks he's an ivory Merchant movie right now hi Claudius see he thinks he's in a he thinks these are some smart science fiction or something right now look at all these sets you don't know Super Girls on this movie just told him the whole time you know Brando did this yep yeah that's true he replaced the character the character even like he's drunk man because he goes yeah because he see because first of all he he made this city that was able to get away from the from Krypton so he feels like well [ __ ] I made this [ __ ] I do whatever the hell I want to do this fool why that that he ain't saying the character's drunk but he's acting like it he took the most powerful object in the city something called that look at the name right here the the oh my gatehadron Omega Mega hedron I just call it or about ball he went touched he took that [ __ ] without telling anyone and but and he took it for no reason the power source of the whole the whole powers the whole city and he took it for no reason other than the ground and try to pick up young girls the Guardians let you have it not exactly I borrowed it he's like you know I got more of these in my place really shouldn't be doing this on the opening which was your Daddy yeah I thought I saw him around here it's a little more privacy like this [ __ ] that's more in my house where this came from yeah [ __ ] I got more balls she gets on the ground she starts playing with it like some kid that just opened a gift up for Christmas it's not it's not even a minute before she loses that [ __ ] it almost destroys this whole city foreign [Laughter] even though it's not our fault at all she you know that that rocket ship that's over there over there you know the rocket ship that's back there actually turns out the [ __ ] Works probably a little too well so Carl's like well you know what I did it I'm gonna try to be responsible so I'm gonna go ahead and jump in this rocket and try to get it back this rocket that's just sitting right here in the open in the middle of the city [Music] that [ __ ] stole my ride hey ketchup ketchup you are somehow making this worse no he's like this is so not working God damn yeah he should have put a boot on that [ __ ] because what now because she goes out to get it he know he's done wrong he knew he did wrong so he's like so before everybody's like let's Lynch this dude let's throw his ass well you know I didn't realize so I'll just see my way to The Phantom Zone I realized that today and I am very sorry I'll see my way to The Phantom Zone and my face is sealed I've lost the Omega headron I must be sent to The Phantom Zone no no no I'm going to the please let me go to the factors oh no you're going okay but first they even looked at him like yeah I think because they were standing like he was he looking at them like they're gonna be like oh no please don't wait a minute no look at this I must be sent to The Phantom Zone thing will be short nine forever yes well I'll just say goodbye to you all now Cara is uh young Supergirl's name before she's actually Super Girl on her way to Earth this first of all they numb but a green screen and a lava lamp that she's up against but uh she's wearing she's wearing a nightgown on her way down all right now you see they cut to a field right there they cut to Earth once they're done with that scene on Earth on that field they cut back to the rocket that she's in [Applause] don't even explain how she's wearing the superstars she already got a super suit on them they they how they explain it well [ __ ] wish we were there but we cut to the prince early before we got to see well not only does she have uh something that provides her a wardrobe but if you notice she's got a stylist too because now she's got hair extensions and oh yeah and makeup lip gloss and everything yeah it all came it's a whole wardrobe man Jesus the editing is so bad and that be that's the thing they didn't want to show you how she got a costume change because one ain't got no money to do all that kind of [ __ ] and two they just they don't want to explain to you so how they do it they just hey it's the how'd she get a costume the power of bad editing [Applause] even she like how'd I get in this [ __ ] in the mirror right now did this happen yeah it's almost that look of well nothing else made sense so my question is she's over it already but yeah yeah she's over here I guess this is happening you know what she's doing right now she's like wow I got an hour and 55 more minutes to go and we already doing this look with Superman you got to see Superman land on Earth as a baby you got to see him be adopted so you know how he was pulled into Earth's culture and all that yeah they said we ain't got time to do all that [ __ ] you ain't doing all that the moment she gets to Earth somehow somehow she goes right from Earth to to fly it out of a lake [Music] helmet folk look for those and I know Dalton saw it for those with a Keen Eye you can see the rod and the string pulling her out of the water [Music] strange just as black right there oh how I I can go you one better what's that that's not even her that's a photograph of her yeah that sure is that's a it's a it's a picture her mounted on wood that they pulled out of the water with a string no it's not reverse I'm reversing it now but no no they see it hey babe flowing your hair ain't moving at all wild now and by the way I know she's super girl I know she's Kryptonian but God damn they don't be drown when you come out the water everything just is dry it's dry well you see she's flying so far no no no because she's not flying fast no I don't want to hear that [ __ ] no she just happens to coincidentally she's run to the forest and everything coincidentally she finds a a girl school that she falls asleep next to [Music] [Applause] she's using her invisible Powers right now [ __ ] look at all that ass up there she goes to this girl's school and decides like well you know I gotta fit in where I get in you know and she gets without a trance without a transcript but she could she knows how to she knows how to get straight for somebody who knows nothing about Earth culture and trees she knows that when I get to the school I gotta go straight to the Dean's office don't even get to you he horny right you can't do that again don't be strong brother be strong just just take your chemical castration this message just started you know we hello I didn't knock animals in the jungle never knock but Midvale girls always do where are you going come on I'm going back I'm going back to Krypton I don't need this [ __ ] um I was trying to help you out but you know that she gets when she gets there uh she know how to knock but she goes in starts trying to fit in anyway uh thing is uh for somebody who can't understand Earth gets down there immediately knows how to read our language question remains just who on Earth are you on Earth I'm Lee uh the old look around the room for the answer trick but she didn't say Robert Lee well she can't be wrong what I'm saying is she doesn't know our language excuse me so I mean she doesn't know that it's a guy's name right okay it's possible that the ship taught her because there's you know when when Kal-El came to Earth yeah the ship it was educating but he had like a long time he had ears see we saw him go from like a baby to like three years old he was almost five it's not anybody yeah no that's some bad writing looking around the room I'm Denzel Spielberg well Denzel Spielberg yourself where are you where do you come from Denzel Spielberg yeah man I I banished and here's another thing she don't know what a recommendation is when he when he asked for one I mean I'm not talking about like I don't I'm embarrassed I don't have my recommendation she's like like she really don't know what her recommendation is how to be strong be strong oh Lane hold on let me see hold on you're getting hard against Imma Be Strong be strong be strong you know we can go to the bathroom and yank one out real quick you can do this oh my God where's your letter of recommendation letter right here uh so she's like letter letter what letter recommendation she don't know the letter recommendation is but once he leaves the room I'll be strong stronger [Music] she goes to the typewrite the lights yeah she types one up in like two seconds and for somebody who doesn't know what a letter recommendation is she actually made one that's nice oh here it is the biggest life I did Mr Danvers I'm writing on behalf of a very she's like shaking her hand like yeah that's some good [ __ ] yeah yeah because when they show you Supergirl's Powers at first uh when they want to show you how they work they have to show you because she uses them against the Mean Girls at school and the girls it ain't mean they're evil like these [ __ ] are trying to kill people Lane out for good foreign [Music] Supergirl's body maybe she really didn't throw it that hard but then you see what these girls are trying to do they like they are trying they really are trying to kill these chicks I'll main them at least but Myra why don't you shut up the heart and give them an ice bath called them so they lose a little skin serves them right I love this with movie bullies they are mean they commit felonies yes and there's never a reason for it no they they never like I'm not saying you got to justify at least tell us why they're doing this and no don't tell you well don't worry about it because you never see them again yeah they just there for you to show that hey this is how super girls laser Powers work he or heat vision want to see them suffer it's what you get you never see them again after this they're gone I thought they was gonna I thought they were gonna be like the the like the the mid movie villains you know I thought they would be like flash man Flash Thompson yeah and Spider-Man you don't see you don't see them no more man uh and board the coincidences in this movie they try to tie characters together coincidentally harder than Star Wars does man like they and that says a lot and that says a lot like you like in this well you it's almost like the movie saying you won't believe who Supergirl's new roommate is of course Linda's cousin works there and your sister what's her name the one that's always calling me and bothering me Lois Lois Lane people Lois as in Lois Lane that's her sister Lucy right there oh and hold on Guess Who uh guess who's Lucy's dating I only live about five miles from here and I got this guy coming up from Metropolis his name's Jimmy Olsen I think he's real stuck on me she's like yeah you keep talking about steal your [ __ ] Jimmy Olsen he's a real [ __ ] yeah people somebody said she has a sister all right guess for this movie no no that's Canon okay wow it's funny how this girl just she didn't know she didn't go looking for Lucy Lane she just happened to find her man it was you know it's a small world no it's a shitty script you know they got all these coincidences I mean Lois Lane is being mentioned and Jimmy Olsen's here oh [ __ ] you know you know Superman gonna show up and he actually does on a post yeah which is which is the just the pictures that went out for all the movies and uh you know the all movie theaters and the box office the only thing is they just they just took off Superman at the top do you know him Superman sure my sister's got something going with the big guy Chris farie said [ __ ] yeah right like they like to say well he pulled out the last minute you know he said from day one I'm not doing it I'm not doing this or he read that script and said hell no he said the sign poster yeah they had they had an airbrush yeah Christopher Reeves like his act the actual actress autographed here you go y'all they do they sit up real quick because they know everybody want to see Superman so they set up you got to hear this they they do give an explanation as for why Superman is not here he's actually trillions of miles away on a peace-seeking mission special peace-seeking mission to a Galaxy scientist estimate maybe several hundred trillion light years several hundred trillion light years they gonna make sure his ass never made it back in time to let you know there is no chance he is coming back no before in two hours even if he wants to cut Superman could even he can't fly that fast [ __ ] he's still on his way there it wasn't enough just to say a trillion they said several hundred trillion let me try to Trail off like no no we heard you yeah and they put my girl in there I forgot oh Faye Dunaway oh yeah oh well hey she was acting out yeah yeah she she had to get called to the carpet on her behavior on this movie oh well hey y'all the thing is they say hey look don't worry about it though you may have Superman but hey look we told you we got Jimmy all right Jimmy Olsen photographer even the other characters are like yeah yeah what's Superman hey Jimmy next time you got some information like that what does someone ask you I was in the beginning I've jumped all around the place with this but in the beginning I was like what's the story with this because that's the biggest problems like this you know today we used to see in superhero movies where we know the mission of the superhero in the beginning we got the villain set up everything is big and travels along a good trajectory they don't have that here it's really for a while you don't know what the hell is going on and at first I thought that this was about that orb that we started the movie with because it's so powerful and it had it lands early on the movie it lands in the hands of the big villain here uh who was played by Faye Dunaway she plays a character called Selena immortality be upon this one it is funny that had just landed in her hands like it funny thing is I said land in that hand but it actually Landing her cheese dip at first and everybody talks about how fate Dunaway is just the worst actor in here like she just can't be as hell she is but I don't see how she's any different from anybody else in here uh she actually kind of is treating this she's the closest thing to treating this material like it should be you're getting wet for what it deserves Faye Dunaway just like I'm listen I know what this is it's saying this this this ain't [ __ ] it's a picture how much a paycheck and I'm gonna have fun with this if I'm here I'm gonna get high I'm gonna get drunk so I'm probably gonna take a few shots with Peter and we're gonna you know I'm just gonna I'm gonna have fun with this even Brenda Vaccaro is like I'm just gonna hang out with my friend man she's yeah it's all these people are just out of everybody she's the one that's actually having the most fun if there's a lot of people who are terrible in here and she ain't even close to what they to what they are but it is funny though because when I say she's treating this like like it should be she's she's treating us like it's a Cheesy soap opera right down to having like a like it's a like as a Cheesy British soap opera yeah right down to having a a a kind of boyfriend or a dude she's [ __ ] teasing who is British as you can't treat me like this Selena without me you'd still be reading tea leaves at Lake Tahoe British to the teeth and the funny thing is I I think his name he's got a British ass name Nigel oh yeah you can't get a more British name than not you can't get no more objectives like the moment his name was Nigel his teeth just went crazy well that's Peter Cook who is a comedy partner with uh Dudley Moore yeah and Dudley Moore they first approached to play the role he was like uh not me so much but Peter oh the whispering over the bus well okay no I really I'm not doing [ __ ] why not so I'm looking at this and I thought well they're out there by the lake he's drinking expensive champagne I mean that cheese dip looks cheap as hell they got that from 7-Eleven but everything else they got fancy clothes on and once they pack up and leave turns out this chick this chick lives with some some Tim Burton abandoned Carnival [ __ ] man like like she's like she's she's homeless man she's she's squatting she's squatting something Carnival spook house right there yeah it's like something The Joker just moved out of yeah it's like it's like like when you see it every villain that they escape from the middle institution are the super max jail or whatever the first thing they do they find a carnival to go to an abandon an abandoned Carnival to hang out in and she so it turns out she not only she's squatting in this uh in this this abandoned Carnival but she got a roommate too turned off the hot water again I'm really gonna have to kill somebody down it's a DWP I figured the only way that we're going to pay our bills next month in this dump I thought they're going to say start hoeing start selling ass again oh yeah and forgot to mention if you listen to the rest of the dialogue right here dumb is to just go ahead and do what I said which is to start our own coven they're witches too okay they don't even explain that no they don't even they do zero setup on her being a Witch Way star on Covenant yeah yeah they don't explain her don't explain the friend they'll explain how they got into witchcraft none of that matters they didn't explain why she wants to rule the world or anything that's just what hey it's just it's just what evil villains do I mean it's something to do it's just something hey but like I said we ain't got time to explain all this now here's the thing she's squatting with this chick in an abandoned Carnival they can't pay their bills but somehow some way they're still able to throw these nice cocaine parties [Music] you know a lot of you you know a lot of drugs [Applause] they got hyper Jones playing in the background somehow they ever throw these nice they get a lot they have before the cocaine and they have these nice parties right here so they can't pay the bill and the funny yeah yeah did you snort up the electric bill maybe I don't know did I we started the gas bill overreaching ambition take heed oh let me see here oh this is funny right here she don't even try I try to hide her powers because and here's another thing she don't hide our powers because she's probably high as hell and this is when she gets high this is when she shows like she really don't like Nigel not at all like she [ __ ] teases Nigel most of the time but once she starts getting a little drink when she starts getting a little powder in her nose she'll start smelling like you know get the [ __ ] out of my life over riching Ambitions take heed [Laughter] she treats him like dirt man it brought up everybody and so when he decides to go and talk to somebody else at the party then that's when she decides to like start caring and acting like a little petty [ __ ] why don't you go somewhere else stop it Selena so I thought okay naturally this is gonna be about some chick who her powers are not that strong but if she get that orb though you know she can stop doing little parlor tricks like this stupid things like that she can move she can actually move to a font to a to a fine witch's castle you know update her powers and move on to taking over the world world domination it ain't that at all it is kinda when it feels like it or when it's convenient or later on the story but at the at first it ain't a priority no um movie head okay so the thing is the movie has the movie has a theme actually where they realizes it or not the movie has a theme that it's got to stick to at first before we start getting all these other superhero stuff and uh that theme is rape huh huh what yeah so yeah the story ends up being about rape and it's not super girls although she does get her moment she's not the Highlight rape of the movie uh so when Supergirl comes in she kind of you know gets you braced for it but so because when she lands uh the so the moment the the moment this this girl lands in the city truck driving rapist they they stop everything pull over that 18-wheeler and try to force that way up that ass like hello hello she says like those TVs and microwaves ain't getting to Walmart right now ain't even trying to do their job ain't even trying to stop everything ain't even worried about their employment right now we're all looking for a good time and you just won the brass ring baby now they are creepy they are rapists but I will give them this they have determination and then maybe that's why the company kept them around because because they have to stop the job done well yeah because they they will they will not be deterred at all so they see something they are real go-getters I'll tell you that because they're you know they things a normal person might might see inside this and get out not not these not these two things like getting jacked up by your chin [Music] you and me we'd be like okay especially if she's wearing a Superman especially wearing a Superman suit which people know Superman exists in this world not these hard dicks oh she works out huh why are you doing this exactly the way we are oh [ __ ] he's honest yeah he was a very honest too it's just just the way we are yeah hey but you know what he said he said because that's just what we do yeah these boys are so horny that even when they're getting their asses beat they will not back down foreign yeah you shouldn't have blown my friend yeah the alleyway he's like blow me next that's what we're looking for should have done that yeah I'm pretty sure the sexually assault you yeah just fool I love it in movies but you see crazy [ __ ] pull out a switchblade like the switchblade is the answer to everything she just blew your friend with her breath he's like across to the room he's like that's all right this switchblade's gonna do the trick or butterfly knife yeah it's either one of those two yeah it's usually yeah yeah because they think they come out do all this [ __ ] of that sound you know like that's gonna do something see this is the kind of he brings a he brings a knife to a gun fight or in this case a laser fight [Music] now you would think that seeing a chick shoot lasers from her eyes and just melt your knife would settle your ass down all right we'll get you super super horny if you want to play games hey sweetheart nope not this guy not these two now he's like my my dick is hard you don't give up something real hard that's not what really happens in this movie the main rapey story comes from your girl uh Faye Dunaway yeah Selena over here yeah she uh so what the funny thing about them is that uh her and her roommate right here you know these these two broads they're riding around all horny and [ __ ] they go they they go to this girl school and I forget why maybe they over there cruising for chicks too I don't know Peter Cook teaches there oh that's Ray yeah he happens there hey it's all connected yo Tiny Town so I guess they need to give him a ride or something after work I don't know because they just as horny as these truckers here especially when they see this this this Meathead uh Gardener with his shirt off over there cutting on a tree your assignment come here you beautiful thing who does not know what he's doing he don't know he just is dumb that's not the way you cut down a tree it's almost like they said the biggest and all girl school take your shirt off and do something like this tree they didn't hire him to the country they had him for eye candy right they hired him to keep them girls on campus they probably even tell them to do that they probably told him to mow the lawn or something doing this got it yeah okay so you know they both looking at him and your girl called dibs the roommate called dibs but then that orb lights up and even the orb gets excited I saw him first Selena that's not fair I copied his number first I'll pay you uh I think it's because she needs a prince through the world or so I I don't know it doesn't it doesn't matter it doesn't believe me it doesn't matter well I took so it doesn't matter so what happens here is so Selena goes home and starts making a Cosby cocktail he who drinks the water shall be in love with the first person he sees and calls it hires his dumbass over there for a job it doesn't matter what kind of job it is because he just wants his body over there uh slips that roofie now she she poor we already established that she broke she lived in an abandoned Carnival so she can't afford no like nice wine or anything so she slips the roofie into a Schlitz yo yeah oh Mount lickable so uh where's the wand no [ __ ] uh it dropped dead talk real turkey I think she switched it on herself I think she got the wrong one she she actually loses him she roofies him and turns around he's gone now how you how you lose a a six foot grown ass white man I I don't know but the next thing next thing you know his ass she can't find him and his ass is in town just stumbling down the street in the middle of traffic business [Music] and you think that they would like they lost him got his ass drunk in the military you think you think that they would try to be subtle they maybe get in the car and go pick them up I just leave him alone just let him just fall off a cliff or some [ __ ] hope he don't tell nobody yeah I hope you don't say [ __ ] like hope he actually gets hit buy truck or something that dies so catch a case and yeah but nah Selena don't do subtle man is she too she too stupid herself to do that she uses her magic which you know I don't know how this magic works with her she got magic to do nothing sometimes and at the same time got magic to do some of the dumbest things uh she's a magic to send the bullet to to send a bulldozer to go after him she tears up the towel trying to get that she tears up half this time try to get that dick back oh it's like she working a video game like she's what a claw machine yeah claw machine yeah how does that not work she tearing people's cars up crashing the buildings item in half it's like trying to catch a drunk ass squirrel [Applause] but he took that left he wanted to tear some [ __ ] up exactly but if I can't go straight he just want to do something look cool I'll do some Dukes of Hazzard [ __ ] foreign [Applause] now you know what now he's running the buildings just to tear them up [Music] you got these got these Mega people up in here hey you know this it's fine it's got she's got to be the dumbest witch in any movie I've seen man all that magic and that's the best that she can do right there speaking of dumb I read it took them 22 days to shoot this scene 22 days to crash into [ __ ] the [ __ ] that they have to rebuild and shoot over how much how long does it take to just break and crash in the [ __ ] it's okay though cause they got his ass [Laughter] I mean practically fell into it during this part and they go to the city they advertise the hell out of Popeyes in this movie early in the movie I heard Lois Lane tell uh tell Supergirl that she was gonna go meet Jimmy Olsen over at Popeyes I I thought it was a bar that they were going to meet at hey Popeyes then okay all right I'll try I promise that's a stupid ass question and Popeye's paid for this [ __ ] so they told the cameraman you better pan all around the restaurant and let people know that this is the chicken place thank you very much and also before Supergirl before she goes to like stop that bulldozer because you know she has to to save the day but before she does that [ __ ] Popeye said she better get on top of that goddamn restaurant and pose so they can see where she at [Music] chicken and biscuits and notice that the Popeyes is way bigger than she is want to make sure you saw them chicken biscuits up there it's funny because you can tell they pay for because it's so odd to see you know the heroic thing next oh yeah Popeyes Chicken and Biscuits oh yeah oh yeah [ __ ] that's the hero of the movie Popeyes and they have her costume match the restaurant oh yeah [Laughter] another funny thing about this uh this scene the uh the ADR the additional dialogue recording is what that's called it the this is where they go and record dialogue and and conversations in post after the movie's done uh it's weird here and it's very obvious oh he's I saw a bunch of it already oh well like in the in the part where they show you the padding around the Popeyes to let you know that they are indeed in Popeyes and his brothers his brother chilling right here hey wow the one black person over here is that a papa yeah yeah with his headphones on he's been there for ages yeah he comes [ __ ] every day I'm up in here yeah this is where I sit yeah [ __ ] his name is on that table right there [ __ ] around me Papa I'm getting that pop special right there beans and rice and I'll close the place down yeah but if you listen right here you can hear like like listen closely you can hear like the the ADR on the woman because they needed something I guess they needed they felt like they needed something to fill the void while he's walking to the back of the restaurant so you can see a woman doing like a cartoon type of voice talking about chicken sandwich hold the Mayo thank you very much you know the Mayo it's terrible don't sound nothing like the woman that took his order no uh here's another one where Supergirl as a secret identity she's walking by and he's these women talking about doing something dude real dirty I told her [ __ ] that's the chick that works take it for Everything clean them out hold the man y'all apparently they're all Jewish from Queens and here's the part when the gas like when chaos starts going out I start erupting uh a gas tank Falls over and uh our nozzle Falls over and starts getting gas all over the floor you hear a guy like that's mean that's what I mean foreign [Music] [Music] [Music] of course Supergirl Saves the Day of course she does yeah it's a job yeah yeah what the hell do you think you think you are you got that Popeyes and do something yeah all right hold on let me finish my red beans are right yeah you ain't gonna do [ __ ] damn wait a minute but you eat that biscuit of course Supergirl saves a day and the thing here is that uh the dude is still under the spell Ethan's still on the Spells which means that uh she's gonna see he's going to seize Supergirl first yep don't don't look at her I love you like put your dick back in your pants yeah you nasty son of a [ __ ] stop that she just closes it back yeah yeah yeah yeah no way oh uh so what she does is so so six so since Supergirl ruined her all right not even Supergirl she when she saw this she saw Super Girls uh uh secret identity Linda Lee so now so now that Linda Lee ruined her chances of raping this dude so now she wants revenge and she sends an invisible monster they see this no this is how crazy this is none of this is explained like you can create invisible monsters but you still live in a Shack in the in an abandoned Carousel and a carnival you can't you can't pay your bills it's like none of this [ __ ] makes any sense at all no logic but she sends the invisible creature and it's invisible so you they don't have to spend no money that's why it's invisible keeps the budget down yeah it does like they really do have just like going up against some glass or something when she's trying to fight she's she sends she sends uh this invisible creature to kill Linda Lee not knowing that she is Supergirl and like I said it's invisible because hey you know they're being cheap at this point where's the wimp oh no oh I want to tell you something in addition to Popeyes and let me scoot back here A and W put a lot of money too the truck I had a t-shirt I was about to say to the point they putting it on rapist in this movie which I don't know if a w even would have have approved that I don't know if they just threw it in there but I mean sometimes it's just the company just like look like we just want to see it you know because you'll have you'll have somebody tearing up a Coke machine yeah you know just all of the songs I see the actual logo and W on your man just it's looking as creepy right yeah that does not make me want a root beer dude looking at that [ __ ] you know the people that drank a w back then she becomes not [ __ ] she becomes princes of Earth at this point and she starts by setting up a castle in the middle of this old Rinky Dink ass town flies Lucy look [ __ ] you can't see that yeah popped up out of nowhere it's a mountain Lucy isn't it [ __ ] out of my ass too I just got here like you did she realizes now that yeah I can actually uh I can go on my plans of world domination ruling the Earth but she's like oh and even but they don't don't think I forgot about your ass I'm still gonna get that dick [Music] [Applause] [ __ ] he's like damn woman get over it and somehow Selena Who just realized it's like she's been messing with Linda Lee the alter ego this whole time but just just met Supergirl and somehow somehow she knows about the Phantom Zone she know nothing about no Supergirl nothing about no Krypton before but somehow oh I'm gonna send your ass to The Phantom Zone I don't know is but you going [Music] ain't nobody told us anything in front of the camera at all when your camera's over there I'm gonna tell you the secret computer well it's funny because my dick over here oh and now listen before we even go back to the Phantom Zone uh funny because uh I guess princes of Earth when you become that comes with some nice perks like it comes with a nice car and you got your own gestapo like security team [ __ ] even got Ethan in there dressed like a pimp was that ADR hey wait a minute [Music] like again that's that's again you got all this magic this is the best that you can do [Laughter] that's why she going so slow look at this look at this look at this poor bastard right here it's funny too because even the people who are protesting they didn't even show up in a big in big numbers like you just gotta you got about five people out there with picket Sons [ __ ] did you see that man did you see that man get it right guys because if you look at it it's funny you got five four or five people right here everybody else is going about their business yeah yeah and yeah and Jimmy's like man no ass is worth this I need to go back to my channel because nobody even know this chick outside of this town and I'm like nobody knows about it being Prince of a verse at all even the protesters hardly showed up um she is we're gonna wrap this up a little bit but she is sent back to The Phantom Zone to how don't ask of course Ms Martin said uh you know the orb told her or somebody whispered to her off screen but and when they get to The Phantom Zone as you saw earlier in the movie Peter tools that I will excuse myself to the Phantoms on he and he he did and the first thing leave it to Peter too to get to The Phantom Zone to be the only first person to find the alcohol oh saltar squat these stuff leave it up to him to be the only man to go to The Phantom Zone and find where the alcohol cabinet is find The Liquor Cabinet yeah yeah squirt squirt and of course he sold he's so drunk because he knows a way out and he helps to get out but he's so Dr you know you look you know he ain't gonna make it now so what's he gonna do once he gets out I'm back yeah nobody told you to come back out there you're all right yeah he's you know he's he's [ __ ] up so he tries to help her out he does he shows up the way but his his drunk ass he can't make it I am with you oh that's so bad he's so drunk he can't even he ain't even screaming or nothing no no it's like Bing Bong in uh inside yeah except not at all not at all said he's like wherever I'm going I'll find The Liquor Cabinet there too yeah right but she gets uh so the climax no need to go into real detail with this man because it's just a bunch of cheap looking special effects that just happened they just happen yeah whatever they need yes or whatever they are able to sort of pull off they yeah it just it just things just happen to be your boy Nigel he just tired of this [ __ ] even he even he has yeah because what happens is Selena locks Nigel and and Jimmy and and Lucy up in these these these ball cages and at this point even this grip is so bad that even even Nigel gotta call [ __ ] on this even he has to point out the cliches oh terrific the old dangling in a cage routine he don't give a [ __ ] anymore that's not even that's not even in the script yeah he's just pointing out the obvious you know this this [ __ ] again all right well y'all got y'all really got nothing y'all got nothing she turns on her roomie over here that was a bottom [ __ ] she turned she said one thing she said and that's how it is let somebody get a little something yeah just a little Cloud that's when you find out what people are really all about that is true that's how you find out when your friends like just let them get a little cloud and lock and watch him turn on your ass [Laughter] it just goes like this is a little too much yeah but I'ma just leave and you're like nah you ain't going nowhere she actually did that she said yeah I'm here I'm here to help you just you know just just you're about to blow up the whole room just pull it back a little bit [ __ ] shut up then and then like and then like we say this then now she got everybody now she's scared now she got everybody's you know the Caged up propped up and hemmed up and everything now she stopped feeling herself and she said now now I can show you what I can really do she started Conjuring up big ass rubber Cloud monsters are you serious okay that explains so much that explains so much because it's so cheap that cloud monster they didn't want to show you how bad it looked like a you know being the big rubber thing that it is and since they don't want to show you that they got to show you know Supergirl got a fighter somehow and it's it's so bad because Supergirl is just you could tell she's not there it's just the image superimposed over a creature with going like and then they stretch the image of Supergirl to try to make it look like to try to make it like she's in his hands yeah yeah not unlike the oils that's when she says you know let's just wrap this [ __ ] up she gets and she gets tired of this so she just again no explanation y'all really they did they are just doing things so she just so she just turns into a tornado what in doubt they did it when they just turned he doesn't Tasmanian Devil [ __ ] she turns into a tornado starts going around fake done away and it's something that they don't have to have her there for exactly yes exactly as I'm saying and then she wraps up and throws into a mirror and calls it a day [Music] foreign [Music] [Music] I thought the monster was gonna eat her I thought okay that'd be great yeah that'd be great it's like no everybody gets sucked into the tornado okay plus that's one of those things where when the hero does something like that you go why didn't you do that when this conflict first started yes someone in the chat said why don't you just punch it when she had the friends in the cages and then this this lava coming up out of the floor and Supergirl's like oh [ __ ] you're like did you forget that you can fly yes they do [ __ ] like that oh that is true she's on the floor just like oh my God it's like you yeah you can fly God damn it oh yeah yeah that demon looked like it came straight from Spawn yes but yeah it's not like like the friend got sucked in too she did yeah like she ain't doing nothing right but no you know what she did she's friends with her yeah she shouldn't have been in the first place should have been doing something she should have been doing some of her life oh my God and that's that there you go it's wrapped up real tight you know what the friend the friend is her Otis it's a girl well that's that she flies back to her chocolate planet that well it was in the water where we saw her rise from how I don't know why what's the purpose look like she going to Atlantis but I get she's taking back the orb so that the city that's right because they had what two or three days and then the city was going to blow up or something but she's on Earth for a week I don't even notice that I didn't even notice the thing you okay you're right wow yeah taking it didn't by the way taking it back so that uh uh Pito took it again and they let him out he's he's gonna stand a Phantom Zone getting drunk hey you know what he's gonna find a way back here hey is everybody cool now I know I'm the [ __ ] but uh but yeah that's that's it she flies back to Krypton under the water now I guess that's where the rocket is and she you know I guess everybody's gonna be safe foreign [Music] yeah people and there you go there you go somebody said what is the plot of this I don't know I couldn't tell you well you're not watching we set up here for a while as long as this Movie lasted if we figure out a thing about it so I I couldn't tell you I don't know [Music]

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Length: 62min 0sec (3720 seconds)

Published: Sat Jul 30 2022