DR. STRANGE (1978) BAD MOVIE ROAST | Double Toasted

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free once again i want to thank shutter amc for sponsoring this video and also all of you out there for your support thank you oh gone doctor strange you know this new doctor strange that we got right now with all his highfalutin special effects all his latest technology wanda what do you know about the multiverse this had his theories all going with your marvel money over there getting them marvel bucks yeah a lot of people talk about man that doctor strange that's gonna be the one this weekend that movie's gonna blow up that's gonna be right up there with spider-man dr strange's you know put it succinctly doctor strange he'd think he's some [ __ ] now all right cool but he ain't you know what there was one dude out there he didn't need all that stuff he didn't need all the computers and all that special effects and all these cameos from other superheroes and all that all that [ __ ] this man oh that og doctor strange you said just give me a good jew fro and a porn stash i'm straight and i'm good that's all you need baby yeah you a lot of people say go on and take it and take take your new bidding oh your your old proper bitter cumberbatch doctor strange go ahead you can have that i'll go back to 1978 take my my groovy strange a villainous who can only be stopped by an earthly master of the mystery come in oh that was magical hello come in you know you know the guy who had to read that copy i'm sorry i don't understand what it is yeah people yeah buddy but they kept it they kept it basic man they need all them lasers and all them lights with all them cg creatures just give me just give me one spot lighting the door telling me you're a sorcerer whoa malicious baby i came to see karaoke [Laughter] i told y'all boy i'll take that i'll take that groovy strange any day man so this was made back in 1978 this was on cbs yeah at the time it was it was it was a tv movie the tv movie that did terribly even back then when people were loving marvel because y'all see one of the things you forget is that this is not the first time that people like kids and adults have been into marvel back in the day the incredible hulk was on prime time yeah spun off to some things like he crossed over with thor and all this spider-man and daredevil spider-man was on prime time some of these would well actually if you really go back and look at it none of them were all that great but you know we have fun memories of some of them but the hulk was a highly rated show but yeah yeah yeah because lou ferrigno he was one of the strongest people in the world and everything so we had a good hook had uh you know bill that's been active but so cbs came in and said well [ __ ] you know if everybody's going on the marble right now we did have spider-man at one time let's go ahead and see if we can get another marble property up here and let's do doctor strange this premiered on cbs back in 1978 i think a couple of days a few days for my birthday september 6 1978 and it's not that it did terribly it's just people saw it it was like huh okay and just wondering about that life man what about their business what about their business man yeah people say you know uh don't really give a [ __ ] well you know it got killed in the ratings because it went up against roots a rerun of roots but roots was the biggest thing in the 70s oh yeah that that mid late 70s well you know why you can get bigger than roots you know why so many people you know about so many white people watching roots cause they don't want to watch this [ __ ] [ __ ] that was boring they were so boring people like you know what i'll watch you sweating [ __ ] up here i you know what i i have a nice hour of white guilt right now instead of watching this wizard right here yeah this thing was so bad that i read an article today where somebody said you know maybe doctor strange is just not meant for the big screen he's just ain't [ __ ] for him to do [Laughter] yeah man but so you know let's go ahead and get into some of the differences that we see here and more into the history of doctor strange 1978. so here's the here's the funny thing about this man because you know everybody's watching this new doctor strange movie and i'm not i'm not giving anything away here no spoilers but one of the things that people are talking about they said damn this fool is cocky man damn this man he just he's a control freak he's cocky he's full of himself always got to be running things no wonder he can't keep no women around she said uh 1978 doctors i can't keep women off me man yeah yeah i don't know what happened with that strange in the future but this strange right here hey man he's mellow yeah this strange is getting all kind of strange yeah but 1978 groovy strange that man was a pimp when he got so he was like like this uh doctor strange and he's like [ __ ] i ain't i ain't no wreck i meant i ain't gotta get uh into no car wreck to do sorcery anything he says [ __ ] first of all the magic is in this dick right here but he's like there's no story about him getting a wreck he's you know hitting him being a surgeon that you know he has to have his hands to do these intricate surgeries none of that he's like a doctor a psychiatrist a psychiatrist [ __ ] the only thing i got to use my hands for caressing his ass over here he already looking too yeah he look it and the thing is man so you don't get that back story uh so when he goes into work man ain't nothing wrong with him he's good uh when he and when he goes to work man he can so much play he can't wait to let people know that he had sex last night don't try to hide nothing don't try to cover no evidence or anything you're late and i can smell her perfume it's not very expensive perfume that's because i gave it to her when i was rocking that thing yeah yeah and you know what they want to say i can the head nurse reported you four times yeah well they don't call the head nurse [Laughter] [Applause] [Applause] so cocky too well you know that's because i'm the one that put it on a hay another one for strange yeah these girls these floozies i just buying some [ __ ] but what you doing tonight yeah you know if you had been there yeah exactly yeah you're looking at her like i just taken care of you she did any other questions dr strange got answers baby but the way she's talking [ __ ] she does want to want to give it a shot because she's like well who was it this time yeah yeah because he even tells me like hey it could have been you yeah you keep you keep playing yeah you keep you about to fall in that goddamn trap you better watch out he's so he's so horny that he tries to pick up fine nurses in front of other patients and the patients are pissed falling in love wasn't the question it was making love oh how long you been here [ __ ] mama i ain't sick no more i'm i'm sick of you psychiatrists don't worry i'll i'll just deal with the crippling depression right here god damn you know what i just hang myself exactly there were five people there all of them all up man they ready to beat this there they already pick up sticks and [ __ ] you see well he does not see us sitting right here he's trying to get laid somebody said that dude the yellow shirt like bruh yeah yeah he's real man yeah come on man and plus this is he you know man it's the 70s you know it's he's i told you man he you know he's old old swinging strange man he doing here he doing she doing none of this right here but he don't care she said he you pic kiss no look at this doctor stranger try to repeat what he's doing here anywhere don't don't look at y'all strange over here and thinking that he's so cool you can get away with this this man there's this is the 70s y'all they're doing things you couldn't get away with back at work maybe she hasn't written you up yet pray for me she's like well at least didn't grab my ass right right right but she got that look like uh where's she yeah yeah yeah [ __ ] last time you hung my titties so she does have that look like i ain't gonna give it all to him at once all right does she not oh she doesn't know or argue looking like human resources here i'll come again not that y'all gonna do [ __ ] i'll let him go to second base but third won't be until next week yeah to work for it yeah dr ass up in here so look okay now this i'm gonna tell y'all right now this is this is me just reading into things but i think this is i think this is real i'm just gonna go with it i'm making my own movie now i think he even pays off other doctors to notify him when a fine looking patient comes in yeah doctor i gotta find a white guy hey cole vanilla [Laughter] i got a fine white one down here we still sticking to our standard yeah yeah you remember next time you let me hello hello [Applause] so what you think huh hey so she's a little crazy but that's what you like was it had to be 70 this week and when he sees something that he wants he don't quit like he's on it that's why he's sleeping at work because that man says it's too much scenery around here like we see something he wants he just walks into the doorway and just standing just staring at chicks dr thomas cooper to er immediately hey girl damn hey [ __ ] you know what's up yeah i'm still here you cannot have a permed afro and a mustache and not wear a turtle and not wear a turtleneck that's why you're doing it the only thing missing is a medallion yeah you damn right boy he needs a medal go over there right there he's ready to go [ __ ] that's why he became the sorcerer because he did it for the medallion and being that this is the 70s man because there's so much horniness going on in this movie so when you combine that what you say when you when you combine that that jew fro and that that that porn status and that and that hot tub jazz that's gonna be playing every now and then yeah there's a lot of that hot tub jazz playing man you swear and believe me because i love 70s porno boy i got a lot to you yeah that's good because they got the soundtrack all through this all through there there are moments in here it if you know 70's point it looks like the beginning of a scene stop [ __ ] playing you look beautiful well that saxophone going on man that is the beginning you may as well [Music] he playing he's going along with it but he's mad boy i come over here no goddamn beer [Music] like she's like i'll be ready to sing it's like we ain't going out tonight we stay right the [ __ ] here yeah yeah cold beer hot ass didn't i say a hot bath and then a little peck on the mouth right right wait wait yeah this stuff is so 70s porn like the even when the villains are introduced man even the villains introduced it's it's all it feels like the beginning of the scene in a 70s [Music] look upon porno would it please you to be of service to me again and it's funny too cause i got this big ass rubber monster over this rubber lizard over here but i love the way he's insinuating because they think the dialogue is like 70s porn raise your head and look up so when i can see them titties right exactly yeah that's jessica walter by the way she's been on she had a voice for uh archer archery she was on uh development yeah oh the the mama yeah she's dead now she's the alcoholic mom on both shows she was always attractive even in that show but yeah yeah oh no back in the 70s she she was a sex symbol oh yeah man she she's hot yeah jessica walsh she's dead now died she just passed yeah and a couple of years ago yeah no do like i think it's last year yes i'm saying like recently like 20 20 i think not even a year yeah maybe oh was it 2021 mm-hmm okay uh now here's something funny uh that that damn rubber ass demon that got in there i swear there's a point where you could actually hear him fart you have no not what you said but what was that well he is my boss so i got to pretend like what [ __ ] maybe it was her you know i don't know that was him yeah he would have called her out did you fart in my presence [ __ ] get out of here do it again i love it i'm challenged i laughed so hard at that you have three days to accomplish this she said can i leave now a little demon arms [Laughter] people said i heard it yeah that's a demon for it of course you heard it he's like no that's sulfur yeah it's a demon ass up in here uh she she's the the villain what was her name morgan lafayette morgan leffey yeah away from king arthur yeah she's sent back to earth she's been banished from earth which is actually a pretty cool thing for her turns out being banished and being evil keeps you uh keeps you kind of young looking keeps you sexy only thing is being banished and being evil can't get no dick so she's she's been up she's been mad for a while but she's trying to get back to earth trying to get trying to get her trying to get her earth pads back no dicks you just wait but she's sent back to earth you got to possess that girl that was with doctors that you saw dr strange trying to get up on oh yeah the date which something interesting about i forgot her name but she she's still alive today she's 67 years old she used to be married to michael crichton yeah the author the author yeah he's passed away too yeah yeah and i know if i maybe it's another woman by the same name i might be wrong but i think she was married to michael crichton well she was on this show uh sledgehammer sledgehammer yeah yeah i don't know if you ever watched that it was like a parody a parody cop show yeah yeah she actually got back with some of the cast recently to do oh really to do to do like some improv things okay because the guy i'm blanking on his name who plays sledgehammer he's on succession yeah but um but she's come back to earth man to get that girl she got possessed they she got to possess that girl so that she can get to doctor's doctor strange even though he doesn't know yet that he's the son of a sorcerer so she also has to she all she also has to stop the old guy that would train him the ancient one the angel yeah she she needs to she needs to kill the ancient one but she can't attack him directly so she has to do it through that girl and to do to get to the somehow doctor strange's mixtape oh you know what i don't even matter because she sucks at her job anyway man she does suck she's a [ __ ] yeah she's she's terrible at her job she's she's been out of the game too long yeah she's scared she sucks at her job she's a she's she's a she's a bad hire man she uh her powers are terrible her powers are horrible she'll now she'll get a good possession in every now and then uh even though most of those ain't even special [ __ ] like for example she'll she'll make a should make a cat run into an electric fence [Applause] [Music] it always is yeah yeah she possessed the cat in the alley you saw ken allen like do my bidding it made him just walk to an electric fence [Music] [Applause] [Music] somebody is hollering like a [ __ ] cat yeah i guess there's magical wards on the house but that cab was just like oh no [ __ ] this yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah i was gonna do you a favor right now yeah you ain't telling me about this so she get possessed she can she can possess cats to walk into the electric fences she can uh she can possess little black kids on a bicycle to ride into a bus even though they ain't got no budget to make it look like he's actually riding into a bus i couldn't figure out what's supposed to happen right he was supposed to knock doctor strange into the bus i think because they were all on the sidewalk he was supposed the kid they ain't got no money for this the kid was supposed to like swerve into traffic and almost get hit by a bus and get uh doctor strange uh his his attention or something so yeah but it's like where are you going you you look like he's stopping the kid like why are you riding so fast on the sidewalk oh and let me tell you something she she can't stand black kids man honestly they can't little black kids just they they hate her as they see her just come up and start making faces at her oh [ __ ] she ain't playing yeah yeah it's crazy man and the thing is she because when she but man little black kids and brown kids hate her ass man like when she comes around like that that caring senses just go off man they start they start going crazy and start attacking like bees yeah i ain't gone yet yeah yeah but you thought i left it yes right i'm [Laughter] [Laughter] 187th [Laughter] oh but most of the time she don't do nothing in this movie she's staring she's just dead there's a lot of staring and with somebody going like in posts there'll be a sound effect yeah that'll make it sound like mosquitoes are going off spider-man senses or something and sometimes like the the the sound effect don't really do that much she just sent it to staring and just patting the movie out but it's much worse this is when you realize the movie's boring when she just because all she does is stare people across the room staring people across the street just staring it's worse than ain't no sound effect no music or nothing he's like yeah i know she watching it i know she's watching me god damn he [ __ ] yeah he's like you know what this ain't much but i'm gonna get yeah that's the thing about her man all she's doing is staring all she got to do is stare at somebody and possess them or control their minds she can't even do that [ __ ] without [ __ ] up she was told out there i know that jupiter ain't that thick that he can't get through but she she sees him and she can't even do her job on that yeah but you know why yeah i am still a woman and the man attracted me she can't do her job because she's horny oh my god okay i told you she said it's been three thousand years since i had some dicks what the hell you think i'm gonna do i am still a woman i did love that about it how come you killed a guy like i told you to like listen um i i just want to get some dick guys pick somebody else i want to [ __ ] this dude i mean it could have been anybody like she was like twitching like she said soak the seeds she's like damn i ain't i ain't had no digging three thousand years and my first mission is to follow a man is to follow dick i mean come on even the demons like what about me you're like what about you you ain't hey well yeah you should put it on this mission right here you couldn't you could have had it before and the demon look the demon the demon even admits that that she that she sucks at her job in a way he sucks at his job too you failed me my victory was denied to me because of you well [ __ ] that's on you yeah hire somebody else yeah send her after somebody without a penis yeah that's what you gotta do oh what he's doing is i know what it is he keep hiding because he got like looking at them titties that's where it is i get it he's like i send your thirsty ass out there again yeah he's that demon just like every other dude messed up cause you too busy being distracted by them titties right there i don't know what's wrong with him and i'm gonna tell you something all of this demons employees suck because when because what happens is um morgan lafaye whatever she she tries to be slick and tries to subcontract somebody because you know she came oh my god i'm too thirsty i'm hungry i can't do this job so she caught she tries to sub contract out to this another demon called bel belzeroth and belzeroth comes swooping in on a horse let me see yeah she keeps building yeah comes in on a horse looking all cool and everything [Music] but bring the man to me so i can [ __ ] but the way he rode in i mean rolled in out of the board on that horse you know i thought that i thought he was gonna be a badass he's a [ __ ] he's the biggest [ __ ] in this movie man all that harm all that armor all them weapons and that bad ass horse and he's the biggest [ __ ] in this movie you say you say you say just the slightest wrong thing to him and his ass is running off screaming [Music] yeah dr strange like dan that was easy he's like you know what he is he is looking like he got his feelings hurt he runs back over there rats her out real quick man she let me like he hide behind daddy's legs i'm gonna tell daddy you doing i hurt you she said she hurt me if i tell you daddy protect me little little little ass like a little ass kid and she said she didn't give a [ __ ] what you heard daddy you big ass baby she was talking [ __ ] there ooh let me tell you something but this is my favorite right here i couldn't wait to get to this part uh the heroes ain't no better to be honest with you i'm talking about how the how the the villains suck the we got nobody protecting our dimensions no hell no they got the the so-called source of the supreme right here lindmer now limber he loves to talk a good game you talk about talk about how he he's here to fight and the moment that he steps up the moment he steps up he got dressed up for it to put on a suit and everything the moment the moment he stepped up the fight he got his ass whooped [Music] [Laughter] is at one point she's just grabbing his chest over here and the next he's flipping over your face it is ass i love that feet went up and look at him it'll heal his surprise through [ __ ] it's out there ain't not supposed to go down [ __ ] when he was ready to fight he'd expect this [ __ ] he'd expect his opponent to be so fine he said i expect this fine ass young chick to walk through he was just [ __ ] he was like he was actually kind of odd that's right it's calculated this time old man i'm thinking about fighting right now you're like old silver fox though god damn girl where you coming from where i come from [Music] and lay his ass out [Applause] [Laughter] is [Laughter] [Music] [Applause] [Laughter] [Music] oh you got me like he just look he just drank six tequila shots and you see a little margaritaville because he actually says he's the source of supreme he actually he still got a limp and he's mad about it too but y'all look at this [ __ ] push me off a rail like can you please [ __ ] like god damn you don't have to do me like you're like these are like this [ __ ] push me up for real like keep walking wait wait [ __ ] it happen god damn it okay he waited to get down the street when everybody started to look back and be like look at that now here's what this is why i love this man right here i'm going to tell you guys i'm going to tell you why i love this man right here because listen listen we people we we we we saw the same thing right we saw his ass get pushed over rail they were witnesses right [Music] we saw that right everybody saw that [ __ ] there was witnesses on the street did you see what he just did yeah did you see what he just did now here's the thing whenever he loses and he starts talking to people that weren't there lying about it that whole thing man it was there was five of them listen to his ass listen i'm lying what happened and provoked her into attacking me i forced her hand a [ __ ] quit lying i provoked her attacking me i i forced her hand [ __ ] she like she forced you with that goddamn rail like eddie murphy's beginning of training yeah they say so so this is what happened yeah yeah exactly yeah it ain't cool to be no job well it'll be serious too well i provoked her you see i meant to do that you gotta pee with her i'm meant to do that it was like 10 11 demons yeah all surrounding me you it was crazy baby i'm like i made it out of line how are you going to fight me you ain't got a mark on you yeah cause i'm a karate man yeah i feel pain on the inside yeah [ __ ] [ __ ] please quit lying yeah she got yeah i uh yes you see it was all part of my strategy yeah i meant to do that i that was me forcing our hand like them hands right here like even even near the end of the movie even even near the end of the movie when he clearly lost this battle clearly lost clearly lost he lost got his hand and got his ass hung up like a scarecrow [Music] don't don't look at me like this got his ass got his ass hung up like a like a scarecrow we just saw his ass got blasted and and and gone and sent up his line to dr strange himself i allowed morgan to believe she had defeated me [ __ ] allowed to defeat me and i definitely didn't [ __ ] my pants yeah that didn't happen but he set up that talk and that's how i know he lying because he'd be looking at you too too intensely just be talking too seriously well you'll see i allowed her to beat me to make it part of your destiny i ain't seen it was part of our destiny yeah it destined to get your ass what it was you really do need me for me to take over don't you yeah yeah right right man sure sure man yeah that was all all part of the plan yeah this is one of the aspects no but if you have another frozen bag of peas that [ __ ] hasn't worn off yet god damn that [ __ ] got me good didn't she but it was all part of the yeah yeah [Laughter] they got your boy wong in here man and i and i like what they do with him man at least i like what they're trying to do i like the idea the idea of wong and what they're doing here with them because it's probably not a good look for a a young asian man to be called an old white dude master master he's screaming it too master i'm home but it is closer to the comic book yeah i guess so but they actually try to acknowledge it even doctor strange is like man why you let him do you like this why do you call him master [ __ ] i don't know he pays me that's a good question i don't know you know he's part of the contract he gets off on that yeah he's like he's like i'm a i'm a sugar baby that's why he said why you let him call you man you've seen him get the [ __ ] kicked out of him left and right he's like come on man we know he ain't [ __ ] master yeah you seen these [ __ ] yeah [ __ ] i call him master i let him feel good you know he pays me it's all right man you know what you know how it is man why you gonna ask me something like that but when you take funny thing is so in the movie they try they acknowledge like all right you know what this is 1978 we can't be doing what they did in the comics you know like five years ago so they try to they try to say hey man look you call me master but man you ain't no servant really your friend you're a good employee a student is what they say you're a good friend and student you're no you're no servant one you're the pupil and a friend number seven oh sit down and eat but you better call me master when i'm when i yell for you yeah i like how they're like we're gonna make it like more progressive but the white bands don't know you're st you're a pupil you're not a servant you're a friend he's like no but i'm pleased but all he does in this movie is served right answering doors we're happy yeah yeah he now i will say that okay you know just to be fair because i ain't trying to make it seem like this movie is racist they actually uh they're more respectful than you would think they would be they are they are they you know they even give them a scene where he fights morgan le fay he loses or you run out of power you're like this [ __ ] was done oh [ __ ] yeah [ __ ] he's like he's like i just took that one shot and this takes a while to charge back up oh [ __ ] trying to show me other techniques but i just leaned on that one yeah i get it now he don't do a lot like when he did something got his ass whip still he lives but the funny thing he lives thinking like well [ __ ] finally i'm gonna get a promotion no man that white man came in took you out took your job doctor dr strange came in yeah he already had a father that was in the business and he yeah he got to skip us a lot you had nepotism man yeah he was he's been working hard calling him mastered he'd be looking like ain't this some [ __ ] like he dr strange quickly got promoted over him and the funny thing is he he's looking too he doesn't know what he's actually like well maybe it'll happen [Music] okay [Music] yeah maybe oh [ __ ] [Laughter] they defeat morgan le faye of course her big punishment like they should have killed her ass but big punishment like he's so vain that uh they just make her old give me back my heels [ __ ] she's still fine let her let you keep that bite yeah yeah could have them titty sagging down on the knees right there exactly yeah but she's wearing a skin-tight garment yeah she might be holding it all there just falls down looks like she's trying to flash them right now don't do anything she's lost and strange is ready strange is ready to accept his position as the sorcerer's supreme but of course this comes with some rules will i be asked to give up even love the universe is love that you shall have you like he like the hell with that because the moment they told him they said no love for you [ __ ] you didn't say nothing about hitting ass do you have a date tonight they just told him not to do that i love this thing like he's like the universe is love let me spell it out for you what i'm actually meaning do i have to give her a [ __ ] here's what i'm asking you god damn it supreme you knew what the [ __ ] i meant don't try to [Applause] one would you like one i thought you said doctors weren't supposed to get involved with it yeah i said a lot of this [ __ ] i was just i said i'm gonna be the sorcerer a little while ago and you see i'm here so and you notice that whole well doctor's not supposed to date their patients they say that like six times yeah you you could you could go blind drinking every time he says that live yeah and i'm stopping him he's stopping him he uses it all the time they just told that man just got he just got hired he's one like they said in friday how you gonna get fired on your first day he just left that's how he my man just left the sanctum sanctorum they told him man don't be going out there chasing them girls do you have a date tonight somewhere that goes like god damn man i just hey man they didn't spell it out he saw a loophole right the universe is loving the universe is love okay and i love [ __ ] yeah exactly you won't have an easy death and you can't have offspring okay i don't care about it one's over there like what about me shut up i'll do it i knew that was a possibility i've been turning ass down for years you want to cross the street from the center yeah like what's up girl yeah where are you going you just got yeah i got some [ __ ] to do i'll be right back yeah yeah yeah the multiverse can wait you've taken them off my tongue yeah yeah get your get your boy wong over there he you can hear him do that handle this [ __ ] man see you later master [ __ ] all right [ __ ] you man you're talking to the master ass right now yeah yeah the ass master the ass master yeah man yeah man you know uh i i'm [Music] i'm feeling you know at the end of the movie i'm like all right you know what i've had a good time with this this is this is so ridiculous man even the movie ends ridiculously it's like they didn't feel like it ended but then it just kept going yeah it ended because they ended with him into him like okay so you source the supreme so what's the first thing he did he goes to the park and actually started doing magic tricks with uh this [ __ ] just got the power of the universe he's out there right rabbits man the acting it is is bad there's a lot of moments in this movie where where are you staring off well he just there's a lot of moves with peter hooton who's the guy that plays who's actually gay uh oh is he no yeah that's funny because looking him up on wikipedia like you go like oh what else has he done it just said peter hooton best known for playing doctors 1978 that's it he does a lot of things but ain't been okay yeah but yeah there's a moment where he'll just he'll just turn into a mannequin for no reason like this is it right here you gonna think like oh was there something said is there something that he's looking at that's about to follow no this dude just froze [ __ ] [Music] he said what he went to a few states it looked like he just did drugs and came to see this man and that man was like what the hell are you doing here you know what's in my house in all fairness though that was a very tv seventies leading man thing to do this is this thing is just stop and say there's tv movies but i'm am i right that dude is real yeah or maybe not just go with it just let it ride let that high rise why does he have six arms right now i don't know just go with it oh [ __ ] it i'm gonna freak out he he wants to kill me okay stephen you got this i'll kill him first yeah he he wants to kill me but i'll kill him first yeah man somebody said i can hear the color blue i can see through time well there's scenes in here the acting so bad they're scenes they just they tell them to laugh it's the fakest lab you've ever heard well does that mean i have to pay for it [Laughter] you know that is the worst adr ever i know you can see that mouse moving like ventriloquist [Laughter] yeah they didn't care it was like they brought the actors back inside you gotta do these lines but you have like 10 seconds somebody just said oh hi mark i did not dub that oh that probably wouldn't even them you know y'all saw these effects in here man these effects look like cartoons i mean i think that's what they did i think they actually drew over atari yeah i think they actually uh that sorry yeah i think they drew over drew over the the film uh you know it's it's 2d animation [Music] that [ __ ] looks like hannah barbera right there man it does yeah it looks like yeah look like some other you know he-man but uh they got uh uh some of the some of the effects there are kind of cool though they got i do like because they're psychedelic but the more the more psychedelic they get the more awesome they are and that and for this time period that you know they don't okay it's aged today but back then this was probably one of the better effects when he's going through the astral plane which we showed you earlier you're looking all groovy got the belt bottoms up and it's a very psychedelic effect which fits dr strange at that time [Music] [Applause] so yeah baby you know i mean it's groovy and psychedelic but you know you think about it they've had scenes like this in the last two doctor strange yeah yeah i mean they've been infinitely better right it's still that same thing you could tell them from the first one they took that right out of it because when he first goes through there yeah he is doing the same moves flipping around and doing that i mean obviously yeah yeah you know way better you know like i didn't i didn't really like doctor strange i probably had a couple of books out of curiosity to be honest with you i wasn't into doctor strange when i was uh when i was a kid he just wasn't superhero enough for me i wish i had because today i'll look at some of those like like i was saying one of my favorite artists bernie wrightson did some issues or at least one issue i know look at some of the stuff they had done but it did get trippier as the you know art got better the story the writers got better and it was cool man so something like this right here this does hold up to the comics during the time in the 70s when doctor strange was doing all this weird stuff [Applause] right on yeah you imagine you go see an old man he gives you drugs and you see that [ __ ] yeah all right what else you got yeah [ __ ] that's what happened that old man dosed his ass when he got there what did you do to me [Laughter] [ __ ] i don't know but walk outside real oh quick you know hey like i said man some of the effects are cool right here some of this stuff we're laughing about because we're like you know we were able to sit here and look at it but really man it's this it's more boring than what uh than what we're making it look like i mean if you want to oh really yeah yeah you know that's the thing about it it's only 90 minutes long yeah and you go they really got enough for 45 minutes here and yeah it's just it's just kind of dull it's more dull than it is bad what it is they got some good concepts going well what they do here is that since they don't have that much of a budget not even for a movie because this was tv y'all remember uh they spent a whole lot of time in our hospital and this thing feels like a hot it feels like a hospital drama elsewhere soap opera no it like well saying elsewhere from 10 years before yeah you know the first 30 minutes of it yeah it feels like a soap opera you know like one of those soap properties that take place in a hospital where maybe maybe something weird happens every now and then right so yeah you know it's it's it doesn't live up to the character even though uh uh uh was his name stan lee said he really enjoyed this version but he said this back in 1985 you know what of all those those shows they had coming out spider-man and hulk this one was the closest to the comedy yeah he liked hulk he said spider-man was was a nightmare but he said working on doctor strange he said i like working on doctor strange but a lot of people just fans and just casual viewers they were like man there ain't nothing going on in this yeah i mean these chicks are fine as hell he's cool they got some cool effects going on here but even back then people just kind of tuned out they're like yeah that's what happened yeah there's nothing he said not going on i'm sorry i'm sorry yeah well i was just asking about the spider-man he said it was spider-man tv show yeah why is that he i don't know yeah i don't know man i mean i don't know maybe they didn't listen to him or maybe he just thought it was that bad because i don't i don't think he like captain america either the captain on a motorcycle captain america oh yeah there's big wings yeah there you go somebody else named trapper john md who i think yeah peter wooten was on so yeah man oh [ __ ] yeah man yeah so you know if you are curious it's really good to watch because i tell you they even have they just released it of course they trying to cash it on doctor strange that just came out so i think shout factory might be shout factor that released this on blu-ray just recently so did that yeah so if you're a collector or if you're just curious or you know you just you want to have a good laugh with some people you want to get high and watch this or something then yeah you know it's cool for that but don't expect anything like like the way we're making it sound it ain't a laugh a minute right here it's it's not you go through a lot of periods of just not a whole lot happening like you said it's like a i would say an episode of trapper john i used to watch trapper john that was actually interesting yeah uh but i watched this on dailymotion no yeah no so did i yeah it's free out there if you want to watch it i know some collectors who are buying this up right now i mean it's been released twice on vhs and recently on blu-ray i think it was well believed released on a dvd at one time too so hey if you want to check it out it is worth checking out for again curiosity's sake if you're marvel fan definitely go check this out and see what it's like uh but yeah yeah don't expect too much though it can be fun but just don't expect a whole lot

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Length: 54min 26sec (3266 seconds)

Published: Sat May 07 2022