BATMAN & ROBIN (Part 1) - BAD MOVIE REVIEW | Double Toasted

[Laughter] hey watch this [ __ ] man it would have been so funny if he just flew right past mr freezing out another window oh [ __ ] where [Laughter] [Music] everyone do you enjoy double toasted then put it on your body check out our teepublic.com merch store where you'll find all these wonderful designs that look great on high quality t-shirts with more designs coming soon or check out other high quality items such as mugs pillows tote bags and more once again that is t public dot com t-e-e public dot com or click the link in the description below as we said when the show started about to get this roasted bat up here man that's right got to roast this batman right here see that then martin was like oh we're about to catch cove and now she didn't cook it right the first time this we're gonna go ahead and slow roast this yeah yeah let it put on that spit marinate it cook it up you know make it well done over here that's good none don't don't not deserve a roasting like what we about to see right here but before i before i go in with that let's just let's just do a little a little history right here so please yes so uh after batman returns you know that's the one with that's a sequel to batman from tim burton that's the one with the penguin up in there uh after that movie scared the [ __ ] out of parents because that little nasty ass horny ass penguin that they had in there who was who was anything but family cobblepot you friendly the coolest role model a young person could have get it on that all on that titty man she's just like this yeah yeah oh mr penguin yeah she went like [Music] i love how he he gets the idea oh yes yeah oh oh they don't actually i'm surprised while the other girl is in line waiting for her too yes i got titties too now you see that scene right there and you nasty nasty your nasty horny little ass you can't be grabbing and be up balling some girls titty and then go off to expect to sell happy meal toys look like you look like he ride a titty and that's when warner brothers came in and said god damn it enough they said you know what tim as in tim burton they said tim you know hey man thank you thank you for bringing back man back thank you for making batman successful but you are freaking out these kids man and when kids and parents freak out they don't spend money they don't buy [ __ ] spend more money they don't buy lunch boxes they don't buy bed sheets because every time you go to bed on that batman return she you your kid is thinking about how the penguin molested this girl's titties right here or scared the shadow in my bind somebody biting somebody's nose off so it was a very freaky ass movie man so they told him they told tim burton they said hey man it's it's been real man it's been good and we hey thank you for your service but your little freak ass gotta go they said it but they you know and they had it but we we've been there we've done that people do not want a dark batman anymore is what they said after batman returns came out they said that they want they want fun they want color they want lights they want costumes you know they want to take it back to the day when batman and i showed this the other day when we were talking about batman but they want to take it back to the day when batman was cool he was laid back he knew how to party and have fun [Music] [Applause] [Applause] i love everybody in this room i love that clip because she is dancing her ass off oh she's with batman she's trying to make an impression she said i'm gonna she said i'm gonna get that back dick look at that she goes yeah batman coming home with me tonight yeah yeah she's the one that's dressed she drugged his ass can you feel it oh yeah i love the bartender like oh they wanted pageantry and that's when warner brothers picked up the phone and said find me the gayest director that's out there right now and if you can't tell by this right exactly clearly you don't you your gaydar is 100 off that's when they got joel schumacher up in there who said i got you and by the way that's not me doing some no that's really that's not me doing something that's not me doing some offensive game voice that is exactly how he talked he's when they picked up the phone and talked to this man he said yes they said oh this is our man right here and they brought him in to that's when they brought him in to actually add some fun to batman i can almost hit the conversation you know you're gay you like to have a good time he said what do you mean yeah you know they this is uh when we got uh a movie that was definitely lighter in tone that was uh you know and they did it with the costumes that they asked for the lights were brighter the costumes were louder the pageantry was more fabulous and also they even brought the fun right down to the people that they cast in batman forever if you remember that one now you've devised a way to read men's minds by the way i've seen your mind freak people so you had you had jim carrey in this you had big names like tom lee jones who was actually trying to beat jim carrey oh my god man trying to be like jack nicholson or something he's trying to be like jack nicholson yeah and he was trying to upstage jim carrey yeah he wanted to kill that [ __ ] and i'm sorry you just ain't gonna out match jim carrey you're not gonna upstage jim carrey and with that casting right there the movie was a hit man it it was more fun it was lighter it was more colorful and it was a huge hit soundtrack was crazy it's successful you know it's uh yeah yeah it was just it was yeah exactly man they got you two on the soundtrack yeah was oh that's right the movie was huge man so they said you know what well obviously we did something right here obviously we we hit the mark and that's when and without hesitation they told joel schumacher they said you know what we ain't got no script we ain't got no produce we ain't got nothing but we got you and without hesitation before they even had anything for the next batman movie they hired this man to do the sequel well even more so than that tim burton was still a producer on batman forever mm-hmm yeah yeah and with yeah at that point they must say like okay we got it we don't we don't need you at all our boy joel he's he's got this all by himself yeah tim burton they gave him like res that was respect putting his name down as producer all right you kicked this whole thing off but your darkness is not required here anymore he's a guy and with that they hired this man without hesitation and that's when joel schumacher was brought on to direct this movie here batman and robin which immediately made history as one of the worst superhero movies of all time time time time time and the only man who can stop them hi freeze i'm back [Laughter] hard to move the necklace [Laughter] do it alone [Music] the hockey team from hell oh no this movie's from hell he's just like man shut the [ __ ] up fight damn man he's coming up to me [ __ ] okay [Laughter] you know this had this had bigger stars too man so big that and i probably did this with uh they probably did this with the first batman too though these movies were getting some big names in here but you know here on a schwarzenegger huge his name was over batman you know he was built first over george clooney and everybody else sure schwarzenegger had his own movies going exactly it was it was almost like he was slumming to be in this movie yeah it's true yeah they gave him they gave him a lot of money oh god it was a crazy payday and plus i could i could see other reasons why he would want to do this movie and courage [Music] you know i got 10 wires yeah man i gotta tell you uh you know after watching uh after what you know after uh watching batman the batman we just got through watching the batman not too long ago i can take care of myself it's a real it's a shock going back and watching batman and robin uh-huh you you see how we got to where we are right now it's like something had to be done yeah it's like mr freeze took some freezing water and threw that [ __ ] in my face it just woke me up like whoa we have come a long way no day don't ever take this for granted [ __ ] it kind of made me like this movie more i was like man you know i should have been a lot nicer this movie and i gave this movie a little full price i said you know maybe i should have bumped up to least full price because after watching this other movie i was like damn we've come a long way man [Laughter] i remember seeing batman forever and thinking like i don't know about this direction but everybody loved it and at the time i liked it i didn't hate it anything you know like i said really love the soundtrack and whatnot but you know with this i really think that it's a case of it was just they doubled down and it was all too much you know the visuals the visuals alone it's like stuffing yourself with candy for two hours man you know if they added sugar to something that tasted just fine it made it way too sweet yes at one time i said well you know what and again i don't mean anything about this it's directed by gay director you put a whole lot of gay window in this and i thought well hey man it the gays will love it you know it's it's very homoerotic and the movies really the movie just it's like one big just awesome gay club or big drag show it's like a big drag yeah and i thought you know i thought here you know and i said all right well the gays are like it at least there's something for them i can see this being something that's played in the clubs you know the gay clubs all the time i could see you know this being a gay cult film right here uh in the room because i tell you this i'll give you this with this movie right here this movie's this movie is it it's despised for a good reason but i'll give you this this is the this is probably the movie where we have gotten this intimate with batman we got to know batman this well because this movie starts this is the only batman movie where it starts with batman's dick and ass all up in our face if you remember to be look before batman even comes on the scene before rob even comes on the scene his ass and his dick is in his nipples too listen there's a lot of gay people out there that says that said you know what i've had a lot of digging ass in my face but this is too much too much this is going now this is too far no no this is this is ace and gary yeah yeah just like well after watching this because i had time i went back and and re-watched batman forever right and it has a similar opening like it opens the same way with him putting stuff on but it never gets close up on the genitals no not like and this one just took like well it worked before right let's just crank it a little bit yeah and it was a joke with the ass in the batman forever but this right here yeah this is like this is like you sitting down and batman's trying to get off the plane to go to the bathroom in front of you he's the right ass he gives you the crotch which one do you want the ass of the crotch you want bad ass you won't bat dick cause let me know the way it lingers you're just going i i don't understand the purpose of putting a seam in this rubber suit for the ass cracker i love it and if you look too because he gave us back crack and everything and it jiggles he made sure to put ass jiggle up in there you see that little jiggle right there so i was like you know he's like it's not as hot otherwise yeah same reason i put that multiple seam in there that man batman got all that jelly no toast [Laughter] oh all that bad ass no all that bat jelly so if anybody came in expecting some darkness even with all that ass up in your face if you still coming here expecting this sullen morose dark batman nah man they let you know right in the beginning that this is going to be the batman and robin comedy hour i want a car chicks dig the car this is why superman works alone okay y'all got a routine okay yeah yeah all right it's like y'all's gonna do it every night yeah yeah yeah i've already heard this joke well it's funny because masterpiece could i write you some new materials perhaps no i write my own material and it's funny i should mention alfred because alfred can't wait to get them at the mansion that's true he is tired of this routine yeah the moment robin leads he's like jesus thank god don't wait up val i'll cancel the pizza [Music] he'd never leave yeah jesus thank god just a little piece i've been having to hear the jokes all day long oh no and alfred is sick in the movie but i'm sure he's sick of this [ __ ] too yeah he can be both yeah he can be sure i'm sure the jokes ain't helping no those guys okay helping his condition you know i'd be just fine if y'all would just shut the f oh my god oh maybe they'll get killed on this [Laughter] now today people people say that it was because everybody wanted a dark batman that's why this failed and that is not the truth no no i don't i personally don't think that that is the case like i said batman and robin it was just doing way too much they tried to like just they like cranked it up too high from what they had before maybe if they had kept that balance and uh then it just didn't go overboard it might have been all right it's a weird case of doing too much but also doing too little yes exactly you know uh people were surprisingly people were they were fine with a lighthearted batman you know it worked with this movie right here uh batman forever but it took what was successful and just you know cranked it up too high what was a light-hearted fun film before became a goofy cartoon that was bigger louder and way more annoying than what it was before uh you could the first sequence when the movie opens up it says everything that is wrong with this movie it sets up everything everything just seems too excessive you can see right here the the building's got more grandiose yeah the the the music got louder more bombastic uh you know the camera work was just kind of just all over the place now you know they they were just doing swirling camera moves just because they could [Music] and they bumped up the colors to where everything looked like it looked like a laser tag arena yeah i did you know it didn't look like you know the colors were bright before but now it's kind of like damn do we have to have do we have to take a highlighter and fluorescent markers to everything well another thing a big thing i found overall with this was unlike the other movies uh none of it felt like it happened in a real place yeah they're all very sound stagey yeah uh and even even the outside shots of gotham it's like these are models or it's computer generated none of this none of us even has a hint of being real and every scene is filmed like uh like a broadway show like like sometimes you go see live theater where yeah they're gonna throw everything in there it's going to be extravagant but none of it means anything it was it was more ice capades than it was movie well this right here i mean look at this shot i'm going to show you something that shot don't need to be that long that shot is just saying look at me look how cool look how much money we got look how cool this is oh you like what we did before wait till you see how much money we got now that's that's that's all it was it's a very self-indulgent film well i mean these things that i'm spending that money they could spend some of them fake ass icicles they got in there yes god damn that looks bad i'm gonna go inside and here's the thing man a lot of people can let that go because a lot of people say you know batman movies we all know that some of this is based off of the art deco design that was in the tim burton movies everything is intentionally grand deals okay so we can do that i don't have a problem with that if you can make it work make it work you know show your money show you know show how you live in large that's cool but you batman and that's a no-no this movie right here list i'm gonna tell y'all something even in some of the weakest batman movies shows video games they always make sure that if batman busts through a window it's going to be badass the rest of this might be complete [ __ ] but if batman busts the window it's always going to be cool you know either he's gonna bust through the window and start showing everybody all his cool gadgets and toys and everything [Music] so that's batman saying look at my [ __ ] look at my [ __ ] why do you love jackman's face they're like what's that gonna do yeah yeah oh yeah okay you know i could kill you right now you know you miss me right yeah i could kill you but check out this cool [ __ ] right here yeah he just wanted to come in and brag just bust through the window the glass couldn't come in and brag but that's a rare case most of the time if he's busting through a window that means somebody getting their ass beat probably the whole room double i want to launch anybody got a problem with that [Music] i like the way you know what i was i was hoping you would do that i was i was you you the mother that i want when i bust the window the one that thank you the first one i think he could with batman's ass but he's also like you know what we all can get an ass but i'm gonna get this [ __ ] over yeah are you snap anyway he said there's always one yeah always one always one trying to run up on batman and getting in the first one to get his ass beat this [ __ ] god damn that one solid yeah yeah just so yeah that's uh you got to get your jaw rewired oh yeah so when this movie came in batman's intro all up i said all right i know this is going to be trash seriously he came in he busted in and i actually thought for a second i said wow man you know what this this is going to be cool i freeze and we didn't wait waste no time getting stupid so corey you you thought that was going to be cool but they wasted no time getting stupid first first of all very first off him feeling the need to introduce himself i'm batman first of all let's go back to that head if he came in that head oh [ __ ] hold on look at his head i freeze i'm batman [Applause] didn't waste no time getting stupid the worst this is i'm batman it was a quick my man my man busted in batman stop through the glass the moment you think something bad ass is going to happen and that mother went and slid on a dinosaur for a long time you have to come skiing on a dinosaur it's cool man that fool's looking like fred flick starts getting off of work [Music] [Laughter] he went from being batman to fred flintstone you don't do that it was cool fred flintstone did it yeah [ __ ] you ain't fred flintstone long-range ski jump he did that that olympics jump right there they blasted him out of a cannon yeah if he just flew right past mr freeze and out another window oh [ __ ] what are you buying well i guess back to work guys he keeps crashing through the window yeah wait a minute i'll get it right it got nothing like arnold in this movie man swatch [ __ ] this movie has nothing on him because i tell you arnold schwarzenegger came in and he's having fun i mean if nothing else i can tell you he's he is having a good time show some mercy mercy [Music] i'm afraid that my condition has left me cold you know i'll tell you of course he's having of course my man is having a good time in this let me see here because because you could see him just having a blast with somebody even some of the silliest parts of the movie right here yeah he wasn't concerned no money yeah you got paid 25 million dollars plus to to to to do this silly ass movie oh yeah you be singing your ass off too say god damn it then goddamn all that money what do you okay yeah yeah [ __ ] yeah if you had all that money you'd be going you'd be singing your ass off too saying saying i'm rich damn insane you know also it seems like he knew what he was in too yeah he did like he was just like look y'all okay the thing is yeah he he knew what he was in man you know what i didn't care and i'm gonna tell you as a as a batman i'm talking to people out there as a batman fan uh some of y'all you you're doing your best man you trying to hang in there you trying to say look you know what i did hey yeah the last batman movie batman favorite i i was a little bit jarring when i first started watching it but once i got into it you know i i got with the flow you know i got used to it you know come on y'all let's let's get batman a chance we owe that to batman let's see what he's doing right here but by the way by the time those henchmen come in man fellow titles hit me come in and they start turning this into a six flag sideshow at this point you've gone from having hope to my god batman what have you done what are you doing now no i i i would offer a different point of view what's up so as i was coming to this as we all were i thought you know what i had a way i thought batman should be back then so yeah of course it rubbed me the wrong way but now looking at it you know 20 years later 30 years later let's try to see it from its point of view maybe it's doing something different maybe i'm just not getting it yeah and i thought if you look at this like it's a modernization of the 60s show this seems like that it's doing dutch angles yeah uh you know everything is kind of played for laughs just gotta look at it like this and then you can kind of appreciate it that lasted about three minutes okay but i i did give it i i tried my hardest to try to come to terms with it and it just wasn't oh i never gave it i'm talking about other people out there that give this [ __ ] a chance you know i actually laugh hey listen that scarred me from the first time i said i think i've seen this since 1990 1997 is when it's okay yeah i know i i've been i've been scarred for life from watching this i never expected anything from this anything from this but the re that man the [ __ ] the the refresher that i got right here looking at this and i just you know just don't sometimes you let enough time pass but you just don't realize how bad something is true you think you try to give it the benefit of the dog because you think well it's just my mind filling the place no no no no that's the movie filling in the blanks right here cause after you see something like that where we see all this ice skating going on and everything with these henchmen coming in here they won't stop ice it's it really is like batman's ice capades man yeah both him and robin they got ready-made blades on their back boots oh that [ __ ] that's the uh that's the henchman right there no the man they put the man they they they act like they about to like be they act like they're about to be dance partners at the olympic tryouts or something they they kick them heels up they blaze those blades come out those boots man [Music] even batman look you batman look at that robin like man i'm sorry yeah the [ __ ] looked better on paper man you know i think it's more of like now aren't you glad i installed those skates just in case we need them yeah oh come on baby we ain't never gonna need that [ __ ] actually he's looking at him like says stupid say it i'll cut it turns into such a corny stage show that even the the extras they start acting like those background dancers in a cheesy ass musical you know the kind of the people that they ain't got no dialogue you know they got no they they you know they ain't got no lines to sing so they trying to make the most out of whatever camera time or what stage time they get they got people playing peekaboo in this [Music] [Laughter] and you can see the strings on them they ain't even trying to hide the strings it got to the point where somebody said i'm not hiding all these strings it's obvious it's not going to make a difference you can see the strings on these people man they just they just worked it into the story after a while they stopped trying to use cg to cover up all these all these wires in man i tell you this at least arnold's like i said man you know i ain't got nothing on him he's having fun at least he's having a good time [Applause] like i said that fool got paid 25 million dollars if i was me i'd be jolly too in 97 and that's right so like yeah let me put it in perspective because now people are like well you know they get all no no but this is 1997. everybody was like whoa but i gotta tell you years years of telling puns made him think that he was actually funny i know i guess so it went to his head i tell you once once he gets a taste he don't stop man he's addicted at that point like lays potato chips to him that's why i keep telling you martin you better watch how many puns you tell man i've backed off i'm just saying for your health man you're gonna be like this man people keep telling me that you make more puns than me now i know you did it to me you got me you you got me addicted yeah you got me hooked man i told you man you don't want no part of this no you're the first taste of a hot ride martin even told me he gave me some puns he said tell your friends yeah yeah you wanted me to get you hooked man nah man i don't do that [ __ ] [Laughter] he created that man just say no he does not this man does not stop i mean all through the movie he don't slow down at all like you could not have a straight conversation with him about anything without him just crowbar in those things you should be like you know what man if you can't take this seriously i'm go i'd be like i know you bigger than me but i'm about to kill you man one way or another i'm about to destroy you i swear to god i'm about to wait for you to turn your back and i'll knock your ass the man it's enough through the movie through the whole movie but once you start watching them back to back it's it really does drive you insane you are not sending me to the corner okay all right cool you got one all right you don't want to go what killed the dinosaurs all right man kind of random all right cool all right stay cool man i'll tell you whatever you want please just stop it i'll tell you what you want to know just don't hurt me again please uh you're frozen all right everyone chill god damn man at this point you got tears coming at your eyes please make stop man i'm begging you i'll give you my mama man please just stop cool party was just lazy yeah yeah really if you don't do this man put some effort into it you're kidding me man that's what you yeah that's when so we [Laughter] wait before you do that have you heard the new ice cube [Laughter] man it gets to it gets to a point where he doesn't even have any more puns to say he just started he just starts doing sayings and phrases if revenge is a dispersive chord oh no he ain't done yet tonight hell hold on you gotta you got you got one more he got one more tonight's forecast i'm free yeah yeah i got yeah thank you thank you yeah yeah feel like you got a theme going here you know what maybe that 25 million he was being paid by the pun he's just being arnold oh yeah you know i mean i know martin like our impressions but you know what i'm talking about yeah movie has a lot of dialogue that says i noticed that earlier like the time that he got turned like in the movie right here when he got turned into mr freeze oh yeah oh no that [ __ ] is hilarious oh [Applause] it seems like that that make me want to like just spend a day at home with arnold schwarzenegger because i want to know like if he stubs his toe or if he can't open up a package if he makes it or he could take this baby just give it to me and invite him over and just leave kevin mcallister traps all over the place mousetraps come out in the middle of the night he's trying to go to the bathroom by the way i gotta ask y'all who puts all of their equipment and monitors right next to a freezing cryo chamber right a vat full of so you yeah the guard rail is everywhere except right except right there so he can fall in so he can fight everywhere there's guardrails except right there so he could easily so he could easily fall into that that's why mr freeze needs heighted mounts man because with these hiding mounts right here you know he can easily clear up all that space that he had make it safe so that he doesn't have to stand that close to that right there easily organize his space over here and if y'all don't know what height amounts are i'm gonna explain that to you and listen all of you out there you chances are if you're watching us on twitch you know if you uh if you're watching this on youtube and you know are you just uh if you're not a gamer if you're not someone who's a streamer you're someone who probably has just a nice entertainment center or a nice man cave or whatever and a lot of people now even when they're not streamers they're just all about like making their space very nice you know you can see right here that these amounts for numerous things like monitors you can see here that they got these people right here got their uh they got their headphones up they got decorations up but really this is just about trying to either make your space look nice for like i say if you're streaming or if you're someone who's needs to organize a space maybe you got an office to people who just want to like spruce up their entertainment space i actually requested this because i do feel like a lot of people who watch us are streamers are you do have spaces like this where you go and you uh you watch shows like ours so if you find your space being a little bit cluttered then start using these hide it mounts to actually not only declutter your space but just make it look nice make it look like a room you want to go into make it like a room that you want to hang out in impress your friends and needless to say if you're a streamer you definitely want to kind of set up things to not only make it easier for you to look at all the monitors that you have but just make your 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these kind of companies and businesses if you want to support that this is something that you can do too so enough of me talking about that you want to know how to get these well simply go over to hide it mounts dot com forward slash toasted that way we get a little recognition for that too and i want to thank hide it mounts for supporting this part of the show and i want to thank you all of the all of you out there for your support and as i said speaking of support i really think you'll like these um i know a lot of people who are trying to find ways to creatively hang up their monitors and other things in their rooms i also forgot that biblical fox was in this yeah she don't even need to be in there no no no she's trying to trying to get arnold put that popsicle on her breezy okay shut it down no my hair is brittle and my skin is dry i'd weather blizzards just he's like i don't get with black chicks [Music] you better believe you're the most perfect man i've ever known what are you you can see him doing something she's like i'll fart on you and thought you were right yeah but also what is she doing there then nothing like cause remember batman forever he had drew barrymore and david mazar yeah but those were actually his girlfriends right yeah i don't know man they're trying to do the same thing but he clearly wants nothing to do with her so why is she there she and she's not in the movie at all they could have cried right they need to be here if they had that same thought of like oh he has to have a sexy mall and then somebody has like no he pines for his wife unless she was uh unless she was like uh uh you know big name at the time and they just had her or there's some scenes they had to cut out well vivica fox was pretty big at the time yeah this is thinking her primer she was absolutely sure yeah gorgeous man this is around independence day yeah so that's probably what it is i look at this and and arnold's having fun but he could not give up those cigars man not even for a character that is not supposed to have heat around him right because it would kill him jesus christ i didn't even think about that but did you read the whole thing with him and tell cigars no he used to have uh i think it was uh uh john bon jovi used to come in personally and deliver those cigars to him him and i think jesse ventura were sitting around smoking them in between bon jovi yes why i guess they're buddies i don't know i don't know but but he had them paint the cigars white so that he could smoke them and care yeah i saw that but it still don't make sense you still have to light it on fire and it's definitely red at the tip so you're like all right god put you can't put it down for once he could not yeah he's like you want me in this movie yeah exactly you ain't gonna tell him no not in between scenes on on camera he's got to be able to do it going back to batman poor batman in this man they thing is it's almost this so we were already talking about how silly batman was in this but it's almost like the movie like the movie accepted a challenge to see just how stupid they can make batman oh my god they batman and robin oh especially robin jesus christ yeah no both of them man but they both have those moments they they're on a rocket ship boys you can't just mr freeze launches he launches a a ice rocket or something they're on a rocket ship wait what they on a rocket ship mr freeze has a plan the plan is to take batman and robin to space in this rocket so he could freeze them to death because the cold of space will make them all will stop batman's heart thing is they get up to space that's not even the dumbest part right there the dumbest part is what they do once they get up there from the stratosphere and uh you know you go like well i guess if they're going to employ they deploy parachutes okay but no they ain't doing that oh wow why why deploy parachutes when you got all those nice wires [Music] did you notice how the the ship is going out of the atmosphere and batman's inside freezing but robin's clinging on the outside just fine just fine yeah yeah maybe he wore his thermal underwear but i guess he left the ac on the inside look at this [ __ ] like he looked like you did look like a goddamn marionette coming out of there they just surfing on air like like physics ain't [ __ ] and by the way you could tell that those are some shitty cg characters right there it looks like animation yeah it does look like 2d yeah no it does yeah i'm not even like saying it because i'm mad at it which i most certainly am but i know people i know i know that this is a comic book i i know this that don't give you the right to get that stupid all right that doesn't just because the comic book don't mean you got cob launch to do whatever the hell you want to do this movie early on it does something and it goes like hey it's a comic book and then you go like okay i get that oh you do all right then all right everybody heard him he said he said he got that all right exactly now we can do whatever but i will give you this i am impressed because the moment you see some stupidity like this you you say well they can't get any sillier than that that's what the movie says excuse me what did you say nothing no no no no he said something y'all might want to get back cause this is about to get real stupid right now [Music] oh all that was missing was a dude on that yeah or tubular tubular yeah this shows that any of you who have jumped out of an airplane and used a parachute you're a bunch of [ __ ] yes i know you know goddamn parachute funny thing is joel schumacher finally realized he realized that you know what i really am making a cartoon so let's just take it all the way speaking of fred flintstone he did that fred flintstone slip that scooby-doo slip oh my gosh yeah yep the banana splits yeah yeah it's so cartoony they say but [ __ ] we gonna if we're gonna sound like scooby doo we might as well just go ahead and bring the gang in here there's a scene where they got shaggy clearly in the shot you know what funny thing is shag is the most realistic thing in the movie that's another thing that people didn't like how this just got way too cartoony it's like all right you're comic bookish now you know now you're kind of fantastical but now you are straight up saturday morning cartoon and it's not really working well john glover the actor who plays jason woodru in this i read a quote from him where he said because he's a really good character actor and he's been in a lot of even comic book properties but uh he said it was tough but he said joel schumacher was up on a crane just yelling everybody everybody remember this is a cartoon we're doing yeah yeah his whole thing at the time he said because now he apologized later joel schumacher he was like they just they made me do it and warner brothers they want they just every day just want us to make it more wacky but before i don't know if he was just being you know he was getting paid and he had to say what warner brothers told him to say but he was like y'all they're called comic books not tragedy books well you made a tragedy right there yeah yeah but when you say that when you go back and say that then you've just affirmed my con you know my my suspicions like yeah this is all you yeah and also this is clearly his production i mean they were on him they said listen we do not want a repeat of batman returns so go in here and make this as silly as you can they were watching the dailies every day and they were just kind of like we love it this is cool they were also pushing the gadgets and the vehicles because they wanted to sell those toys yeah here's a design we have for the the ice bat batmobile so get it in there somehow george clooney like he he he'll tell you man yeah look this yeah i'm still hurting from this movie like he'll he'll tell people out there he'll say he there was a quote he said you know what i will never show batman robin to my wife because i want her to respect me he's all like somebody he was on the show graham norton i think and he said yeah yeah he said do you apologize for batman rob he's like i'm always apologizing for batman and robin to this day yeah there's rumors that he would give people their money back if they said man i saw that movie itself [Laughter] here you go but he would always say i killed the franchise oh yeah i was terrible in it i it i ruined it and you you watch and you go like you're like the only thing that's not terrible in this really yeah but but then later he admitted he's like well if i say i'm terrible then it's okay for me to talk [ __ ] about it yeah you know you look you don't want to because george clooney is i mean for as successful as this guy is he could have a huge ego but i hear that he's a real cool dude man and he realizes like look if i come out and say well at least i was good in it that don't sound right that don't sound good so he's he knows he's not he's being a team he's been a team player here but you know if one person sucks then we all suck right but re watching it today i was like you know he's really not that bad it in a in a better movie he could have pulled off being a good batman because he's a he's a very charming bruce wayne he's he's he is a batman who's not like you say dark and morose he's like he's like it's kind of like he's dealt with it and he's just trying to like i'm still trying to do the right thing no i that's why i want to bring him up because i 100 percent agree i think that you can say what he you know what you want to say about him being batman i think it'd have been a better movie he's got to look to be batman he could have been a great batman and i do really believe that he's a good bruce wayne man yeah uh there's a scene in here as bad as this movie is there's a scene in here that actually shows the potential of what this movie could have been uh with these actors and under i'm not going to put on joel schumacher and just say under a better director but it's under a better project a batman project this could have been good it's a scene with him and alfred that's pretty intimate you know where he actually tells alfred i love you man and that was a good scene i love you [Music] bruce what bruce what are you doing no no just lay back and take it old man that's a sweet scene and i and like i said i think he'll be a great he is i think he is a great bruce wayne in this except he can't keep that head still man i know it's just it's distracting it it took spielberg talking to him what do you say if you move your head one more goddamn time he was like man i like this clooney guy if somebody could just get him to stop moving his head and it word got back to him and he was like oh [ __ ] yeah you start wearing a neck braces yeah yeah gliss and you almost got killed by freeze tonight do you have parkinson's from the neck up what the hell is well you know what's funny is that he kind of does that and out of sight but it's not it's not appropriate here and then with the with the tight close-ups and all that like out of sight when he's yelling he's going all over the place yeah it works for what he's doing yeah you know he's frantic he's got things to do that kind of thing but yeah somebody had i guess somebody did get back to me keep your goddamn head still but i guess joel schumacher was just dressed like him and he's like you do what you want baby you do what you want to do yeah jiggle that head jiggle that ass yeah yeah i mean if you look like you look at mcconaughey in time to kill yeah like that oh yeah oh not his best work no good movie but you know but he just same thing he like shows you directed that one too you just do what you need to do george clooney like hell the move the more you move your head the more that ass jiggle so you just go right in here let's shoot that scene again with that rubber get that rubber in there you put yourself in danger you know like what the [ __ ] i mean i wonder if at the time he's thinking this will be my signature and it was like nobody wants to co-sign on that no oh it was your signature that nobody wanted it's just something he probably did nobody told him because you know on tv you can't really see that kind of thing yeah i gotta backtrack though i gotta backtrack in and say backtrack back back too much mr freeze see i know there it is it's spreading it now you got it too this [ __ ] was good [Laughter] i didn't mean to put you on like that man i should have never done this to you i'm sorry by turkey but i got i got i gotta backtrack and talk about honor schwarzenegger because that you know we were making fun of the puns kind of made my head i'm sorry you want this but you know talk bad about him talk bad about his puns you know made fun of him but i did say he was having a good time and the thing that i say about that is that the reason why i can enjoy arnold schwarzenegger so much is because like in a movie like this say what you will he's over the top yeah his dialogue is terrible he's overacting but he's consistent through the whole movie he is comfortable that's true yeah he is it might be look it might be a crazy character it might be an overacting performance you know the dialogue might be terrible but he keeps that same tone to the whole movie so he is a it is one thing you can say it is that character especially when you compare it to um thurman as poison ivy and lisa alicia silverstone is batgirl for some weird reason you know after watching them i started to appreciate arnold in this movie a lot more and that is something that we'll get to when we do part two of this electric boogie new people hey everyone support our patreon which helps us to continue bringing you our live streams videos and podcasts while bringing you new content such as exclusive live streams and animated shorts [Music] you

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Length: 57min 55sec (3475 seconds)

Published: Thu Mar 03 2022