*film rolls* *bang* *Phone Rings* [Employee] Subway. [Indian accent] Yes, I am calling about, Uh, job interview Telephone, uh, opportunities? Oh, uhm, the manger is not here. He'll be here in the morning. Can you call back in the morning? Uh, no, I cannot, because time is money so I wanting to do telephone interview right now. I said the manger is not here! But- But you are, not stupid right? You can help me! Oh no mister! You know what?
*hangs up* What? Whoops *laughing* *ring* Subway! I believe we got disconnected. What happened right now? Uh, mister, my manager is not here, so can you call back in the morning? But I believe some- There was a stupid lady hang up on me. Who was that? Your mom! That's who it was.
*hangs up* But- What?? *laughing* She sounds like a soulful black woman! *Ring* Hello? Hello, stupid lady, can I talk to someone competent please? WHAT? Look- Hello? Yes, what do you need sir? What is her name? The rude lady? What is her name? The one next to you. What is your name? WHY? WHAT'CHU NEED? WHAT? Look, Bertha, don't talk to me like that, okay? Calm down, right no-! NO, NO, YOU DON'T CALL NOBODY STUPID! Look- stop it, stop it right now. I will take both of you right now, one on one. You want to do it? One at a time, okay? But not two versus one okay? Don't be like stupid shit! What was that? Sorry Baby look here I'm calling the- *hangs up* Hello? *laughs* *Ring* Subway! Okay. Hello, I believe we got off on the wrong foot. Okay, I- you are not stupid, just a little bit slow. Okay? What can I - I want to talk to manager. But what is his phone number? Baby! Look, you're gonna have to call! Back! Tomorrow! Okay, Bertha, I can hear the saturated fat falling down your esophagus. Can you please pass the phone to somebody else? Thanks. Baby I just passed the phone to somebody else, And y-you're talking about something y-you couldn't What do you want!? I told you, my manager will be here tomorrow, but he's not gonna hire you anyway 'Cause of how you talk! No, but look, okay, me and you, we will come to understanding I might be your future co- You will not! If you come here I'm-ma beat you up! No-! I'm-ma slap you in your mouth! I will take cucumber and smack you across the face with it! Okay? Don't make threatening with me okay? Don't do it... What'chu gonna do? I'm going to take my cucumber and smack you across the face with it! Ha! Your cu-? You probably got a little wee-wee mini-wee! Look! Do-o-o-o-o-o-on't Talk about my 'you-know-what' like that! That is not nice...! Baby, look What do you wanna call back to my manager in the morning--? He not gonna talk to you anyway, so! Okay, you sound like a very nice voluptuous... A big, uh- big lady, right? So do you like a big cucumber, or small cucumber? I don't like no cucumbers! I'm gay! I like... 'the split!' You like-- o-o-o-o-o-oh~! That is very kinky, right? Okay, I want to come in for a sandwich, but I don't really want you to make it 'Cause you sound like you maybe little bit do too many disgust things, right? I sure do, thank you! I'm-ma put all types of stuff on your sandwich! Okay, but if I come will you make me a sandwich with, extra, uh... Uh-huh! Tender loving care, right? No, I'm-ma give you extra white stuff. What, I-
-- Extra 'nut!' What!? Extra- extra who!? Look, baby! Didn't y- didn't you say when you first called "time is money?" This time is money, now good day! *hang up* But you are getting paid--! Hello? *laughs* She hung up again... *Ring* Subway. Yes, hello? I would like to get one last thing off my chest Because I believe that by this time next week, we might be co-workers, right? And I don't want-- No, you ain't gonna be my co-worker, baby.
-- But! You ain't gonna work here.
-- Look! We might be co-workers, so I don't want it to be awkward, you know what I'm saying? No, it ain't gonna be awkward 'cause you ain't working here! Look, I will begin! *clears throat* You are stupid, mother ugly, bread-cutting, weave wearing, Subway eating, triple-snapping, Lip smacking-- *deep inhale* Mother bitch! What do you think about that, stupid lady? *laughs* She hung up! *Ring* Subway! If you hang up on me one more time, I am going to come over there, grab a piece of that stale Subway bread, and beat your ass with it, okay!? Don't do that to me, n- Come over here then! Come over here! That's what I need you to do! I'm coming right now!
--I'm-ma take this bun right here, And I'm-ma beat you in your head with it! Look- look, don't- don't- don't say stupid bullshit, okay? I know you are spew- You are spewing the bullshit right now, you-- That's your mama! Your mama and your daddy, who made you! Look- look-- Your stupid ass, that's who it is! Okay, that's it, you know what? I am never going to wear deoderant on my shift! You are being mother bitch to me, I will show you the pain, right!? You do not work here! What is you talking about--? And you will never work here! You will see! I will show you, right!? I will- I will show the- the- the manager! You not gonna show me nothing, because my manager's not gonna hire you! *lady laughs* Y-you think it's funny!? Yes, it is really funny, sir! Oka- I mean, it can't- it can't be that hard right? You got the job! If you can do it, anybody can! *lady laughing* [Different woman] I'm about to come through the phone and slap you in your motherfucking mouth If you don't stop calling here! Okay, look, come to the telephone right now! I will give you a kiss! Come! -Bye bye~! Yeah, it's 'cause he hired your mama! Your mama stupid! No, look, mother bitch, don't make like stupid, u-u-uh... Don't even know how to talk! What is a mother bitch? What is that? That is you, right? If I look up Dictionary.com, I look up 'Motherbitch,' I see your stupid face right there! That's you. That is you... Why is you playing on this phone, mister!? Okay, look, I am playing hard to get, and really what I want it, is I want To take you out on a date. No, you don't wanna take me out on no date. I do! Look, I will take you to a nice buffet, you can eat all you want it! No problem? And then we will go back to--
-- Hey Who wants to go to a buffet? Yeah, I know I can hear that you like buffet! Okay, don't act like you don't like it, I-- Um, I don't give a fuck about you. That's how I fill about you. What!?
-- Okay? Go ahead, let it out, you piece of shit! Look, I'm 'bout to go. I don't have time to entertain you. *hang up* Hello? *Laughs* Hello mother yuckers. If you enjoy video, make sure you clicking like button! And send link to your friend too! Mmm, do it. Do it right now... Do it, I tell you! Geez, Rakesh, don't be so hostile, ma-a-a-n~! Thanks for watching! *plays small video panel*
