Worlds Dumbest Thief Calls Back Victim - Ownage Pranks

*Click* *Film reel rolls* *Bang sound effect* A viewer sent in a request to prank one of his friends who was recently robbed by a black guy. He had his Xbox, Macbook and TV stolen, back window broken, and could not catch the thief when he came home and tried to chase him down the street. Now sit back and enjoy because this shit is wild! hello uhh, yeah may I speak with James please? Yeah this is James. Oh ok I wasn't sure if the number on the buisness card was current or not. and I mean how you doing are you doing pretty good man how are you are how can I help you cool cool - yeah well I got a little bit of a weird request of uh you know I i got this macbook from you do want to go anger wait what get what Oh see I was just calling it right quick to see if you can help me out you know I've been trying to log in to.. - - this computer right here for like two weeks for a while now and i keep getting incorrect password prompt what the fuck you talking about bro all right are you got a computer lab with the fucking the computer from our from your house down from my house yeah you all right hold up hold up a little fucking bitch you broke in my house I i I'm sorry about that by the way we came to my apologies and condolences right but uh what's the password bullshit where you at but I to talk to me with the password is I'll tell you where man I tell you what the password is face-to-face with the fuck you at mom I know you may be a little bit upset i I'm sorry about the back window that you've broken my fucking out in x which if you don't say like gotta do what you gotta do you want me do it you got it what the fuck where the fuck are you I calm yours down let's talk for a little bit first year so i'm gonna pay you back for your stuff okay I'm just trying to get my programming career story and to do that I got a log entry computer mother come come to my house right now bro but not . i already got a good stuff what's coming there again going to do for me babies are you fucking crazy are you at your fucking mind calling my house has been my fucking number your dollar I told you was on the business card my daughter business card with it yeah you fucking stole my wallet I remember that's fucking bullshit I mean dog I tried to get the password like like 72 times Mary's i think i think this is about to lock me out come to my house right now where the fuck are you are in a fucking game listen I is little I want to play no games or what were you so angry don't you can we let bygones be bygones oh my fucking god you broke in my house I said I'm sorry about their I'm sorry about the back window I my baby oh my fucking god you're paying for the window - where the fuck are you know what would look duh I'll pay for the window i'll hit you that with the xbox I don't get all that stuff for you right but look this was the passenger yeah you got my fucking xbox - yeah real fucking funny dude look up I want to be you know the first programmer who gets out of the hood around Tyler see - - trying to get into the game your say open up the notepad do some color right Michael make a couple websites well you better learn how to fucking call an ambulance I'm beat the fucking shit out of your little fuck are you Darby come on now you gotta catch up to be first may come on we both know you can't catch my s mother bleep fucking crazy did what I don't you look fucking keys here don't mind don't you sell all my thanks to mario i said nothing me to you right you working on oh my goodness i already said remember what we want from you . so sorry what we want me to get on my hands and knees sorry I want you to come bring my hip bag is what I want you to do but I can't do it come on I want to do all right let me live I'll send it back to you for half price then what's gonna happen you're gonna bring my fucking shitbag is if you don't I'm gonna find out some fucking way where this phone number connects to and i'm gonna kick the shit out of you married or I got your cell number on caller ID bro that's that's what you fucked up man . what women I don't know how to do that you are going to talk about if I take my phone down to the precinct but find out where you live wait wait hold on recalling wait for my bad I yo don't do me like there are in my bed myself sorry you're saying I was 20 I was trying to call you to apologize me promise me you're gonna do not the right yeah yeah okay I promise i pinky swear my daughter thinking come here in your fucking you are in 80 Hey look I made what welcome hehe ok look I'll take you out for liberty I'll take you out for being I'll get you some bitches get get you laid stuff right make sure you be doing right and then we call you say bike on the back take me out for a beer you're robbing houses I'm making you crazy with the balls you can't afford it here but I could have been very important xbox or computer yet the line but yes I sold the xbox so i can afford to be off now thankfully right but life you want if you want to take me up on it we can do there you can call max black girl yeah i mean the condition was still pretty good i was able to get some good money for word yeah yeah that that's fucking pizzas and a half come on the army like I'm looking in the game of tag attached away stuff but you ain't gonna lose your stats that you can restore the profile right now I don't fucking care about no goddamn that dude the fact is you broke my window you make me chase you out love my freakin online are you you chose unless you've got a way through your let you get away - because I would have caught you you would have you would not have made it home last night I guarantee that you would have been on the ground laid out I promise you that bro Junior I'm late I don't fucking my carrying on the cover just bring my shit back yard don't know where I live you are lonely planet that is I let me live gotta check my email real quick okay i'm waiting for me . you bring that fucking shit back or I'm gonna fucking destroy you i'm going to take this phone down the fucking precinct I'm gonna have your number trace bro I literally and you know I have your number two I got called idea i forgot them constructed he got a houston texas caller ID listen to diagnose a light plane fucking games do I don't play games on my name to look mad at me bro and don't I was locked up like a letter for a while ok I didn't know about my life but if you were locked up I'm trying to go back I children can go back where you're about to go back are going to this number trace nuclei I'll bring you back if i bring you back your stuff you do at least one favor drop your fucking favors bro fuck your pick what's your name I know your names on spare my name is child room ok fucking Tyrone very much looking shit back all right I got your phone number i got your first name come on bro are you moving back i'm standing outside of its been outside since the beginning of this phone call all right let me know I got my girlfriend's here with me right you've been on speakerphone she's flipping out like making hair signals to me and stuff like she's all worried about me getting locked up again I just got out I just I just like to see Mikey so just don't give a fuck about that fucking gates what during that thank you come on your dog is only like six years old relax we're going to talk about my son like that you want but you know I took your shit but I talk about your son right oh my fucking god my son see here right now playing the xbox having the time of his life and I'm getting like to plan put playing my party next but I mean junior oh but yeah well you know what did he say when he's looking to kiss that goodbye he is the one that but he barred doors he's a body well you know I don't give a fuck you can come up with my shit i'm gonna come in your house and take initiate but I don't fucking like you're saying i understand i took it from you but i already sold it to him right he's like an outside party had nothing to do with it I'm gonna work two wrongs don't make a right I so just relaxed i'm going to create a right now people i'll look my girls here right this kids read it you know what's gonna happen when he goes to the cops hello no hello what we do my boyfriend husband he just talked to your ello your parking board my fucking book my room yeah what the fuck are you what the fuck you mean look at my name is a book here's my here's my friend and I want to talk to you about what the hell happened here so we can do resolution hello I will look this vision will happen ok you're fucking your fucking husband boyfriend whatever the fuck he is to you came into my house a couple I think I say 3-4 weeks ago I broke my fucking window I was inside fucking just getting home I see little bitch ass with a fucking garbage bag right outside my fucking backyard oasis that mean I gotta fucking number two and i'm gonna take you to the precinct and the trace that shit I you know that tried to catch him but you could not catch app ok I mean whatever the fuck I I don't give a fuck and I listened and I i just tried to understand that but you know what I don't know . no I'm not playing fucking games look listen he broke in my house he broke the law he was dumb enough with the fucking idiot he called my god damn business card that you stole that with my wallet I'm not a bitch oh look I I honestly I have said we will give you everything back except the xbox because we said it already but everything else we can give to you I want my fucking shit back fucking my room boys room and I want all my back I i can do an Italian we already sold the xbox and my son here already pay for it yeah you know that that's fucking bullshit okay here to talk to my son you can't open it your work up a man um yeah my mom you're talking to my mom and dad I that was your fucking mom and dad I guess so they're a bunch of little fuckin piece whoa man like apparently like your honor you want my xbox my fuckin xbox I want my fucking bag but I want my window replaced I want my fucking feet fucking back and I find out actually my dad has has a TV and a macbook for sale i think yeah that's not that's my fucking shape what do you mean he sold me the xbox told you but next but my fucking neck but you can't tell what isn't fucking me no but I mean I already paid for it you know I mean like I tell you what would you fucking my name is Russell I Russell your fucking parents were dumb enough I can call me on my business card the baseball I mean really who does that how dumb do you gotta be you are you fucking down syndrome baby I holy shit your parents are fucking retarded thanks man fucking just are you are fucking dumb I don't know why you gotta seize all these mean things to me man Sam i'm a retard that like my parents are stupid and like oh you're a fucking stupid all only play some xbox man but yeah well you but you're going to be playing fucking whatever the hell else you got pick up speaking the fucking backyard I don't give a fuck once i get my shit back you ain't play none of my fucking shape ok put your fucking dad on the phone because he's not gonna like it whenever I come to help myself okay hold on talk to you like say retarded or no yeah it was what you said about your boy man tell you little fucking boy to tell you where your fucking guns not gonna put my heart and always means it when he calls you try one of my board retarded what ya call him fucking retarded come on marrowgar I mean I were in my house and get my shit for not giving a fuck your fucking dummy shit you done this fucking shit you're about it down to the fucking calm calling my fucking business card out of my wallet that you don't know what they're getting through it let me explain okay i try to log in here I tried like 15 20 times right after that was our I can go get in this bitch it's the next logical decision is to call the previous owner asked him what the password is pretty the owner and the owner not it's not like i said you know where I live bro I got to tell you so much what did I'm not fucking out tell me to my puppy listen to him on a scale of one to ten how pissed off are you - I had broke the fucking scale oh come on bro come to my house I guess now would be a good time to tell you right I got to let you know so what do you want broke into my house look at me i need to do to store your stuff what are you fucking down you could look listen with and I don't know what type of fucking game your kind of play but this one actually when I make my phone to the priest and have them trace this number you're gonna reel reel reel fucking sorry but I bro and you're breaking into houses are you fucking retarded what color was the guy who robbed you tell me your color fucking black what I'm not black and the fucking Sun now is the goddamn son this is the retarded son speaking hello are you fucking passing the goddamn around look I'm done i am telling you right no it was not us okay we're going to take you right now but we are calling this one got to see right now to tell you that we are so the rate I'm going to god damn fucking convenient store owner who the fuck am i speaking - yo listen fuck you hey isn't your be your boy set up your boys set up a little prank of course you got robbed as of recently well oh don't want me talking about That was probably one of my favorite pranks of all time! I hope you'd enjoyed listening to Tyrone pretend to be the dumbest criminal ever. If you want to hear about some of the smartest criminals, you should check out the video on my buddy, Matthew Santoro's page. He's an awesome dude and uploads a ton of really interesting content about various amazing facts. That shit gets pretty damn addicting And he just uploaded a video about the top ten most intelligent criminals of all time. After hearing Tyrone act like a complete dumbass I think his video will be a nice contrast that you'll enjoy. Thank you so much for watching and supporting these videos every week! Don't forget to share the video with your friends if you enjoyed it, and hit that subscribe button to catch my future content! I got some more epic stuff in the works, and of course remember to check out my buddy Matthew Santoro. do you make that may meet bill did you could I do because I cried now i'm a man i don't cry what so I don't cry so what do you think I'm a woman or something now saying that you should be crying over that it's not a big deal i wish i could give you zero stars see that right there is just rude

Channel: Ownage Pranks

Views: 10,524,916

Rating: 4.8956847 out of 5

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Id: nwnnegA4vRY

Length: 14min 44sec (884 seconds)

Published: Sat Aug 23 2014

Reddit Comments

[u/GatoMaricon]

I'm so bad at titles.

[u/Jrose152]

This is hilarious. I can't imagine the helpless rage that dude is feeling.