STRANDED ON TIKI ISLAND IN MINECRAFT!

[Music] what is this monkey doing wait wait wait where oh where what um where are we going why are we going so fast guys what's going on hell out is this heaven oh wait uh i'm i'm i'm here but i i might be dead please help me what's going on oh oh we made it to tiki island objective follow the path and investigate the mysterious voice wait am i stranded here oh look at this tortoise he's so big this is probably a galapagos island tortoise i remember seeing it in a nature book and i know that they're like one of the biggest tortoises in the entire tortoise world i definitely heard somebody talking in the beginning of the video so wait somebody just said help i'm coming i'm bringing cookies too we gotta go i'm i'm i'm close by hello can you hear me my name is jack i am coming to the rescue hello yes how can i hear you you're so far away okay there's a little temple up here let's go see if the person is maybe trapped hey oh wait over here you're in prison in the cage um why are you in there cage wait some pirates put me in here probably in the cage for a good reason but i think i saw one of them drop it over there wait they drop the key find the key and bring it back it should unlock the cage what is this dude wait this isn't even a person this is like a sprite and not like the the soda like a like a like a little mystical creature okay little mystical stranger i guess i'll help you okay so it looks like she's pointing out where the key was dropped pirates are honestly some of the most stupidest people in the entire world so i'm not surprised that they dropped the key i don't have any weapons all i have is just like a couple cookies and i don't know if i'm gonna be able to bonk the pirates with the cookies in order to fight them if they are still here well hopefully this person knows how to get off of the island wait can i help this turtle yes i don't know how but i was so strong for flipping that turtle now it is my bestest buddy i'm gonna name you franklin well we picked up the kitty that's a pretty big key and let's put that right into my inventory all right franklin if any pirates come back please just fart as loud as you can because i'm pretty sure tortoises don't really make that many noises but if he farts he'll cause an earthquake because franklin is massive don't worry i found the key we did it we saved the day all right let's open the cage thank you thank you not a problem are you friendly um i'm not sure how i got here though i just i'm also not sure how i got here oh no my island wait what what island this island you wouldn't happen to have a boat i'm literally naked i have nothing no no boat i saw some rat pieces scattered around the island when those pirates were putting me in the cage wait are we gonna build a boat we should be able to rebuild it okay uh the first piece was just over here dude this this little thing is amazing so i don't even understand this by the way it's okay oh hollow wondering what i am yes i was literally just about to say i have no clue what it is what is an island guardian up to me to protect the people of my island and you got trapped you're terrified your job well i'm sorry i'm sorry to be so harsh yeah don't worry we'll get back to your island you go and find the other pieces then we can get out of here perfect okay wait where how did you do that well tala is obviously a magical mystical island guardian and today it is now my job to help her get back to her island i think that's probably the only way that we're gonna be able to escape yo yo turtle wake up wake up i need you to help me move some raft pieces does this dude have a nose ring oh no it's a little snot bubble [Music] [Laughter] i'm gonna call that turtle snot it's not master i think i see some other parts of the ship though so we have a fin right here so we can use that as a sail over here this might be the mast for the cell there we go that's the raft pole oh sweet that was it we only needed those three i see a turtle flipped don't worry tortoise spec bro turtleman to the rescue the ninja turtles better recruit me after this all right it looks like it's actually building we did it we built the raft great sweet home for sure wait can i i was about to say because i don't want to be left alone here by myself i might cry how did you teleport i gotta learn how this thing operates okay let's open this chest and we have a map so right now we're on some sort of deserted island but it looks like tala's island is all the way in this direction don't worry tala i'll make sure we both get back safely my island is the most beautiful place in the whole world oh cool paradise full of life well it sounds amazing hopefully they have cookies people of the island are defenseless don't worry i'm really good at defending things so if pirates took over we could take them out together the music just got really intense is it me or is it getting dark for all of a sudden you're about to be a storm they're headed straight for us where where are these clouds what what oh my gosh bro we just got struck by lightning go jack go go go go go go go go go go go go go go what is in the water is there sharks there's piranhas go go go go go go get the towel do something you literally call an island defender and you're doing that thing that's fine we're gonna be we're gonna be fine escape the piranhas yeah no flip no flip i'm gonna escape the piranhas it's literally if i don't escape the piranhas i'm flipping dead okay okay dude this just got way too intense it started out super peaceful i thought i was just going to like a random island is there a god is thor striking me from the gods great i think i got knocked out again please tell me did we get kidnapped by pirates we were literally so close i saw the island wake up do we do we land we're nearly there wait we're alive we made it dude wait this place is sick i don't know why but this reminds me so much of the movie moana this reminds me of like the goddess at the end of the movie [Music] this island is unreal tala we made it we actually did it is this where we're supposed to go oh no no no okay okay sorry about that we're not supposed to go there we're gonna back it up oh oh okay it looks like the main city of tiki island is way over there this place is beautiful i'm literally never going to leave over in the distance or the it's literally just a massive volcano it's dwayne the rock johnson we made it we actually did it we didn't die something doesn't seem right wait we should talk to the chief what do you mean tala everything that's happening on the island okay this hut is the biggest one in the village just over there come on what is this guy doing that is the most buff dude i've ever seen in minecraft and he's literally scared senseless it's gonna be okay big buff man i will save you big buff man just get take it take a little dip in the water it'll it'll make you feel better [Laughter] let's go talk to the chief and see what happened chief judy chief chief chief well this looks like the chief's house so we're going to find out real soon why hello whoa what's up there big guy all right kia ora mika kaku to you too sir okay cool yeah you translate because i had no idea what he was saying being a great guardian to us oh many years and the island is not as she left it what do you mean [Music] what is an evil tiki who's the island champion oh no [Music] i think i know where this is going ladies and gentlemen tala don't even sweat it awful we have to help them i can become a champion i can literally do like 17 push-ups in a i can row that as well but 17 push-ups is pretty impressive too let's let's mark that down in the trials oh sweet wait whoa we got leaf armor and a toothed sword don't worry chief dwayne the rock johnson i will save the world i should probably call bessie and tell her that i might not be home for a couple days she'll probably figure it out what is this place wait is this where i'm gonna be doing my training this place doesn't sound too good oh great a giant door how are we meant to get through there a giant door you say i've seen my fair share of giant doors in my day normally what i do is smash with my head doesn't appear it's going to work that way tala did you find anything up there let's go check it out for ourselves you can read scrolls the champions like the way oh i don't think that has something to do with those torches probably yeah okay let's grab the torches the door will open oh wait there's the torches okay cool we have a chest and we have a flame bow it has flame one on breaking three and infinity so we only need one arrow now all i have to do is light the torches using the flame bow what what wait this is sick come on jack you can do it got that one okay this one's gonna be a little bit further okay come on come on come on first try we didn't wait i lost my plane boat tyler where am i where my flame go pogo because if i don't have my flame bow not really gone hello there little monkey monkey monkey wanna monkey does not want a banana i was gonna ask him if he wanted to flip him banana who put a hole in the bridge hey what is who's that guy but you guys you see that right um let's go check it out wait what is this it looks like a secret chest i thought it was an actual like skeleton i might need a skeleton key in order to open this chest make sure you guys keep your eyes peeled throughout today's video because if i do miss like a secret chest or anything please go ahead and leave a time stamp down below in the comments hello monkey [Music] what is the wicker like i always hated those guys can you kill them they may look small but their spears are sharp yeah it looks pretty darn sharp to me oh my gosh well they sound disgusting too they sound like me after i haven't had cookies for a couple days i have a feeling that's not going to be the last we see of those little wickerlings ooh okay we made it to the trial temple this must be it this is it the first challenge well it doesn't look too difficult so um yeah we're just gonna jump our way to victory jump 360. i'm going for bonus points here wait dude this is sick okay okay so we gotta be really careful okay can you translate the champion is swift i am indeed very swift and handsome too we forgot to forgot to mention that on dynamite that sounds dangerous i can do it don't worry i've tamed dragons i've eaten plenty of cookies so i am very well trained and what am i doing again oh god okay i wasn't listening to the instructions um does it fall from oh where's that what where are they coming okay okay somebody is dropping tnt from the sky nah that's fine that's fine okay there it's literally not even coming down in the middle one i'm perfectly safe oh my gosh okay we gotta be really really careful so so as soon as it comes down i gotta be ready to run careful careful steady steady it's not even coming down on this one oh it's good no okay we're gonna go over to this one this one's nice and safe so far so good only ten more seconds stick it stick the landing we can do it four three two one we did it that was easy round two tally you didn't mention round two not a problem we could do this why is it coming down directly on top of me [Music] wait i think round two it might be following me 40 seconds left to go oh whoa i just dodged that let's get a little sketchy oh not today not today not today 20 seconds left 15. oh psych whoa whoa it's getting a little sketchy two one we passed round three this has to be the final round oh this is getting a little hairy oh no no oh oh okay okay i'm just gonna go back and forth while they explode as long as i miss the explosion nope never mind never mind never mind we're going through this one this one looks safe 28 seconds left oh not safe wait can i just like can i maybe just like jump out of the area i'm guessing if i touch the water i probably fail let's go over to this one this one looks nice and safe and cozy not anymore 10 seconds left okay that's what happens when you jump in the water bad things happen three two one zero let's go we did it uh oh cool okay the water came up now i should be able to get to the next trial um oh what is this this is not parkour this is literally like wipeout wait don't leave me that's not fair well it doesn't look that bad right we're gonna die parkour oh nobody said there was piranhas difficult parkour not the problem for mega bro parkour master the piranhas are jumping out of the water trying to get me there's something up ahead it looks like it's maybe a checkpoint i do indeed like checking on points oh jumping through okay okay where do i where okay did i did i make it i think i made it let's jump this way wait there's moving platforms i've never done stuff like this what okay we're gonna have to time this perfectly go go go right we did it where did you come from open the door while supporting the arrows okay i should be able to hide behind this really this time we got it okay okay stop stop shooting go go go go go okay hide behind the barrel oh wait okay okay we're just gonna we're gonna push this in front of push this no no no no okay as long as we stay close to the side we should be okay we need to push this to the pressure plates now now tank tank the hits tank the flipping hits we're okay we're okay just a little flesh wound not a problem for big bro god i will soon become back bro champion and i will save tiki island dodge the swinging hammers i don't see any swim oh is there swinging hammers somewhere oh i i found the swinging hammers is there maybe a way to pass the swimming swinging hammers i guess not this should be honestly easier than it looks that was way easier than it looked another crate i see this feels way too easy if i push this on the pressure plates it should open them all up it did okay oh we have a little triple three two one oh i did it too late way too late that was literally that was terrible as soon as it comes out i need to go so now go go go go what how am i supposed to get past this okay we're gonna jump as soon as we see the arrows now same thing here as soon as i see the arrows no yes we did it we just jumped we made it back to the monkeys that's always a good sign this is not a good sign though when you see a skull and crossbones in your next trial area they couldn't have just made a normal bridge they they really had to put not only a giant stick but a giant stick with spikes three two one and go oh okay okay all right i didn't even what it just teleported me we've done it parkour part of car park car let's push the crate across this bridge it to the stone pressure plates tala is right there so this has to be the final thing that i'm doing right there victory challenge complete there it is what what is it oh sweet what happened there would be some kind of giant monster or something guarding it no no giant monsters right i am deadly afraid to step down but i'm gonna do it no tell why did you say something the watcher boss 104 there's three other bosses where is it oh what it's a rock this guy doesn't look too friendly no he doesn't look too friendly you're right you're right tala you're just on point today how do i kill him okay i'm gonna try to kill his minions first luckily my sword does a lot of damage to his minions let's see if i can damage this guy oh i can't okay there we go there we go there we go you can only damage the watcher while he's sleeping i don't know why he would go to sleep during battle but we're gonna have to take advantage of it just stones falling from the sky the stone people you guys are so tubby okay okay is he sleeping is he sleeping i think he's sleeping no [Music] he doesn't look too friendly obviously tally does not look friendly oh no dude wait where am i getting hit from i need to be really careful when i go in for hits because if i get hit down into the pit of the watcher i'm dead i'm better than the bacon i ate this morning for breakfast i'm gonna be more dead than the chocolate chips i consumed last night let's try to get some hits on he's sleeping you sleep easily okay run run run go to sleep go to sleep go to sleep no no no no no no where am i getting hit from [Music] rock-a-bye rock on a tree top i will slice you as soon as you go to sleep go to sleep soon or i will bonk your face and when you wake up i will steal your cookies is it being simply swimming got him got him got him [Music] with the hammers man with the hammers this is definitely not hammer time he's going to be simply slipping yes go back to sleep go back to sleep there's nothing interesting happening here got nothing to see yes what an absolute idiot question yes you're right between the eyeballs [Music] between the ass that was close bonk your eyeball go to sleep close the eyeballs here's the beauty symphony let me see oh we're so close yeah we're just gonna do it slowly slam your sleeves leave me [Music] [Music] grab the armor and oh he dropped something else got a crystal relic it's like some kind of relic i just said that tolerance in case we need it later wait what you're gonna steal it right now let's get out of here just literally stole it from me things show up wait did i get the piece well we got the ceremonial helmet i guess tal is gonna hang on onto it for now until i have the entire champion set of armor that was one heck of a fight thanks for the help we're getting we gotta we're actually gonna die back up you little gremlins you do look kind of cute except your teeth look a little sharp for my liking i love how around the entire map there are just sleeping tortoises well this super cute looking scarecrow to he wants me to go this way so i guess we're going to be going this way trial number two the trial of agility luckily ladies and gentlemen as you probably know i am extremely fast by the time i snap my fingers i will have ran all the way to my kitchen and gotten a cookie ready three two one and back time i got a cookie uh and watch how fast i can eat it done that was like two seconds well this should be pretty darn easy what's up monkey don't worry i'll be out here in no time hello is anybody home what wait how does this how does this test my agility they're falling from the sky i guess i need to know that i can quickly dispose of all of the evil little wickerlings shut that that back [Music] nobody wants to get stabbed with your spirit today where are you guys coming from are you guys getting dropped from the ceiling i guess i got to go down and get a little dirty zap step step step please dab dab i turn around for two seconds and there's literally like millions of more they do not stop and i do not stop because i am the most agile creature this side of the entire world got him let's see what's behind door number two uh please don't be wicked links please don't be wicked links please don't be wickerlings pilot you're supposed to know these things uh with my body maybe oh wait no with a spear okay i could definitely do it with this beer all right let's line up this shot it should just be right above yes what did i do on the other side wait wait oh it pulled up the platform wait the platform went back down um i guess i'll throw this again this time i'll be ready go go go yes yes yes hey who put down the spikes no no no no no no no nice try i gotta be really careful here okay okay we made it to the middle [Music] i've watched indiana jones enough times to know exactly how to get past these perfect we timed it and we made it to the next area what's inside this chest oh more spears [Music] stole all the spears i missed fire got it first try maybe not quite yeah jim jim wait dude the parkour keeps getting a little bit more difficult i'm now starting to understand why this is the trial of agility i gotta access my inner cat inner cat inner cat i'm a flippin cat i did it objective jump across the wooden poles if you follow you will get to try again well that's no fun if i fall ladies and gentlemen i die for good huh that was easy you see when you put your life on the line you could do a lot more than you actually think boop checkpoint derech you see now if i die i don't have to worry about it i just come right back here but i am a parkour master my new goal is to complete this parkour with but i'm not a parkour master but my new goal is to become a parkour master time and time and time and time and inner cat inner cat i'm a lion i'm a flipping tiger we've done it what's inside here oh more spears don't mind if i do oh okay i didn't even notice that behind me that should open the door oh wait do i have to go down in the sewers well i guess we gotta go down wait do i gotta go down do i gotta go up oh no nevermind i just gotta go up wait we made it back to the start am i supposed to be back here oh i see tal over there the next area looks like there might be a puzzle also how do i get to the next area um this doesn't seem right i feel like i maybe missed a step along the way wait wait this just opened but i can't even get to it oh let's see if this was right we got to go left here is this going to be oh why hello there spikes happy day i do not want to get a spike so we're gonna run past it skeleton that just got spooked thank you little scarecrow man we will follow your directions follow the wood brick road to victory don't do it you done did it run run run run run run run jump down the pipe and swim to the end of the pipe use bubbles to refuel your air can i just like swim to the other side i guess not i'm going down it's ninja turtle time so we can use these bubbles in order to refuel our air that way i won't die okay okay i gotta get out of the the sea kelp the kelp kind of holds you back a little bit we're doing it we're doing it we're doing it we're doing a little bit we're doing it we're doing it we're doing it where are the bubbles bubbles bubbles wow bubbles hurt bubbles hurt why why okay i'm standing on a magma block but it gave me all my bubbles back totally worth it bubbles bubbles bubbles bubbles go jack you have enough bubbles to escape use the bubbles ah we did it we made it okay i should be able to climb up these vines who put all of these spikes here dude they're not even a good trap i could see them what do we have more spears who who is putting down all of these beards what do they think i'm gonna do with all these spears we're just gonna we're gonna have like a spear party oh if i nailed it first try okay we need to make sure that we hit all these platforms as they come up so that they don't go down and i don't have to splash around the water any longer well we definitely made it to the next area and we made it what's up tala hey where are my spirit do you really just steal all my spears i'm feeling pretty good i have not seen oh so it's like bop it i'm really gonna pop it right yeah i can bop it i can twist it i can lock it click the buttons in the term of the order that those symbols display easy enough all right so we got this one and then that one and this one and uh double arrow six digits i counted one two three four um well we're gonna have to guess well one um two three four five six yeah i had a feeling that wasn't gonna be right okay so this one's definitely first then two the human being another human being the double down arrow the double down arrow okay they made it way easier okay i gotta do the four circles the half son double human being human being squared and the quadruple down arrows victory where's the door oh there it is i don't really like the rolling stones how do they keep rolling yeah yeah i'm not gonna get squished actually i might get switched what happens if you do get squished i'm actually i don't want to do it but like you know sometimes my brain just thinks like maybe what if would i just become like a flat person i'm not going to stick around to find out oh my gosh we i wasted a lot of the jump boost but we really didn't need it we're done to pippity-poppity parkour what's this over here is this a secret oh we do get a pretty cool view of the island now skeleton man says to go this way down in the sewers again oh wait these are kind of spiky we just got to keep going down and we can get our little air bubbles and also get our feet slightly burned it's fine it's fine it's all worth it for the oxygen oxygen is way more important than my feet getting burned i see more air bubbles but i feel like we can kind of just make it through i am pretty good at holding my breath this is not the right way is it nope nope we're dead we're flipping dead oh need air where's the air oh we just made it wait no this isn't even the exit wait a second we can actually get through there this better be the right way yes it is i was gonna say we were definitely dead if i didn't find air parkour parkour bark bark park park park and splash we must continue to swim our way to victory oh there's a little air pocket here oh no no no no no we're dead we're dead oh yes i really hope we just didn't go in a circle okay it is the next spot jump across the leaves and drop down into the pipe ah oh okay broke a leg that's fine this isn't really an agility test more so it's kind of just like a swimming test and also an endurance test of how long can i hold my breath luckily i don't have to do this in real life because i would one thousand percent die immediately just keep swimming just keep swimming all you gotta do is swim and not die when you put it like that it's really simple air bubbles yes yes i don't understand like why there's air bubbles coming from soul sand but i'm not gonna question it soul sand is officially my new favorite block swim up yes okay spooky cave looks like there's a waterfall down there i don't think i should go down there but uh yeah let's try this way victory challenge complete let's go that was way easier than the first one wait a second i don't remember there being a boss in the first trials there was definitely a boss right it was the giant rock dude and he was not friendly wait wait wait wait wait yeah she's okay okay okay shush shut up it's right over there okay under that giant sleeping bird daddy's a big bird maybe you can sneak up on it maybe without waking the bird i don't think that's gonna happen but i like your optimism why have you done this where'd the bird go wait it literally just flew off with the okay i am turning into a bird time remaining oh my gosh okay we need to get all the feathers before he gets away okay okay feathers down here feathers out here this is indeed uh it's testing my agility to the max go go go climb climb climb where the bird where the bear where where is it where where where the bird i need bird feathers bird bird uh more fat there's more feather more feathers where the feathers where the feathers there's definitely got to be some more feathers up here in the nest yes feather flipper oh there's still five more where could they be where there's one in the tree how can that be wait there's a couple in the tree got it okay okay we only need three more there's another one definitely right there there's one up there in the tree come on yes okay the last one has to be on top hint make sure you look up i wait wait even more even more than here i swear this is like the hot oh i see it and we grab the last one wait now what do i do uh somebody just took off all my clothes without my consent that's kind of weird and jump oh yo what we have a wingsuit let's go all the way over here to the bird hello bird fellow bird square to you sports work wait you're on you can talk to birds [Music] no you did it don't worry dwayne the rock johnson i will take down big bird [Music] i will do it for honor and glory and cookies yeah your bird wait you speak english this bird just called me slow in bird language three two one go i got this i got this i got it good fly fly i've had so much training in the how to train your dragons map that i'm honestly not super worried at all i completely went the wrong way didn't i well that didn't go as planned lift off baby down we go down we go down get back here you bird bird is not the word today wait the bird is actually kind of fast how am i expecting to beat a bird i literally i'm a human being where do i go from here i don't know oh let's go this way okay okay too slow i literally i i did like every single one of the rings all right i'm looking for the shortcuts this time wait a second do i get extra time from these i oh yeah okay so this gives me extra time so i need to make sure to hit each and every single one of them if i miss even one i'm probably gonna lose nailed that one okay we gotta go the long way around here to make sure that we get the extra time come on yes to the left we're gaining we're getting speed we got this yeah we passed him let's go dwayne the rock johnsons we did it we did it boss number two complete eat that bird yeah give me a bird i didn't cheat bird i'm really about to bop you in the beak buddy trial of companionship oh hey where'd my little buddy go hello all right it's a little bit spooky in here but it's nothing that i can't take down uh look where's my with my little travel buddy oh oh there she is what's up tala the champion is accurate to pass his challenge you must throw your spear at the targets very yeah easy dude why can't i teleport like tala she's really cool whoa whoa wait wait wait wait wait wait what what wait um is my sp my okay my spears in here what what nobody told you it's gonna be this girl okay time it three two one go this is gonna be a little bit more difficult than i thought oh okay dude wait wait a second wait there's no i'm going to complete this is there dude this is impossible maybe with a bow and arrow i could okay okay we got time right there and there crap there wait am i hitting it it says i have four out of five targets oh no dude i definitely hit that quick yes we did it let's go slap nope missed wait am i able to like get down here oh no no i'll get i'll be cheating the champion of tiki island cannot be a cheater i will be the warrior that they need me to be okay okay time it come on okay time it time it and there okay okay and there what sorry sorry i'm sorry okay there this is a slight issue i have hit two out of the five targets there flap dude flip flip flip flop oh there this is slightly impossible tiki island needs me yeah so i have failed tiki island will you maybe just have some i need more trends okay okay we have our trident spears i'm just gonna start throwing okay we got boom and boom and i i i can't i can't do it like who made these so fast there flip there no there how is this have anything to do with companionship this is not companionship this is frustration and headaches it's literally giving me a headache right now you focus focus i'm gonna choke us this thing we nailed what we need one there i am so bad at this there i am running out of time hey come on come on well there's always next time okay okay this time focus i can do this okay and yay nope nope nope okay and that that's the one that's the one okay when it comes down to the middle and then we yay oh that was close this one this one yes this one this is the one i swear i am just millimeters off okay okay the bottom one nope nope nope nope nope that one nope nope nope nope i was just kidding i've been kidding this entire time i'm actually really good at this yup totally not lying at all really good at this this game is supposed to be meant for children this is not meant for grown men who want to break their computers come on come on slowly down i've hit two yeah i i get it i get it i was too slow can you let me out of here i don't want to be the champion one two three four [Music] let's get out of here for the past ten minutes i'm so happy meet tala at the next challenge that that literally should have been the boss battle that was the first challenge of companionship and i already want to abandon the the trials this is there's nothing to do with companionship this is fine this is fine this is what i've trained for my entire life has led up to this moment right here me sitting in front of a screen about to get rolled over by giant balls of stone oh this place looks nice well it looks like we're getting closer to the volcano with each one of these challenges hey what's up tala stop these bushes are covered in thorns oh there's no way we can get through there in one piece oh i thought okay well you kind of told me to stop a little bit prematurely but that's okay wait there's a secret way let's get through the thorns i feel like i can get through here all right we're just gonna walk oh okay there's a reason why tell us how not to do that hey tala yeah it's gonna it's a dead end oh wait we can ride on the sleeping upside down tortoises hello there dwayne the rock johnson fancy seeing you here again looking handsome as ever but not as handsome as big bro tiki master can i ride on you hello victor just knock knock you have snot coming out of your nose okay hey tala how do i ride a tortoise villager riding the tortoise yes i did i bet the tortoise's tough shell would have no problem with those thorns i know i thought about it we could make it through those thorn bushes no problem yes let's do it i can't just ride any old tortoise though oh we'll have to tame one at the farm oh wait a second i'm getting a new pet today do you want to be mine no okay you're too sleepy i need to find one that is not upside down and also is not sleeping tortoises pretty much asleep all the time this one this one looks like he had too much food he ate too many carrots yesterday doing the rock johnson uh nice seeing you here again they are professional tortoise tamers here well looks like we have a tortoise farm i am not taming that one i will however help him get on his feet because i don't know why it's really really weird seeing them on their back they go buddy [Music] oh wait i can hatch them just pick a warm spot and place it down oh no okay do i do i oh okay i was gonna say i don't want to touch the tortoise eggs i'm pretty sure that turtle and tortoise eggs you're not supposed to touch but oh wait flippy tortellini tammy speedy sheldon tiptop snappy i like tipped up okay let's pick out which one's going to be tip top let's do this one all right tiptup welcome to the family is this a is a warm enough spot tala i'm not entirely sure do i do i sit on the egg like a like a good tortoise mother oh it's working it is working it is dude okay okay this thing's kind of going crazy wait a day no way yeah uh it's fine not your small site though don't you think what no no no no no not make fun of tip top tip top is small but he is stronger welcome to the family so yes he is indeed very very tiny but we can go find the cabbage patch and uh steal the kids is that cabbage patch kids is that what that means i don't know exactly what i'm gonna be feeling feeding tiptup but i really hope it's just normal cabbage dwayne the rock johnson well all right cool we have some cabbages editor please insert the cabbages meme from avatar well let's plant a cabbage there plant a cabbage there you can also plant another cabbage here another cabbage there um okay we have a diamond dough with unbreaking do i why do i have a diamond where am i supposed to plant this is this my cabbage not my cabbages but now they're mine baby bobby you are now my property i don't know exactly how many cabbages we're gonna need but i think four cabbage patch kids should do the trick dwayne mark johnson looking uh handsome very very very large and masculine and now we must get back to tiptup tiptup my beautiful young tortellini do you want to oh he does he does oh he likes it i wish that would happen in real life imagine if you had a pet turtle or just any pet and every time you fed it it would immediately just get bigger i would feed my lizard bearded dragon tuko literally as much as i possibly could so i could ride on him like a horse imagine a wizard horse we probably don't need too many more cabbages it looks like tiptup was already getting big and strong just like dwayne the rock john cena tip it tippity tipped up eat your cabbages oh tiptup is big okay i forgot to plant more cabbages actually say i could plant some cabbages over here excuse me ginormous tortoise i am going to make cabbages for young dipped up put cabbage there cabbage care pack cabbage patch cabbage cabbage cabbage cap cap cap cabbage cabbages this is literally like watching paint dry it's so boring i'll be right back i am getting cookies i have acquired the cookies i i just broke my headset my headphones just died yeah i fixed them now back to my oh the cookie i didn't even get to eat my cookies before the cabbages grew chop chop chip chip chip do you like cabbages no you're just weird i'm gonna call you weird beard you will be known as snoozy tiptup is the superior tortoise he will get bigger tiptup we will ride to victory there is nothing that can stop the bond of companionship between myself and tiptup the tortoise this bond will last a thousand years way longer than dwayne the rock johnson could even comprehend hey dwayne how you doing uh hold up tiptop buddy i gotcha eat your cabbages tiptup we will save all the dumb tortoises dwayne the rock johnson do i we keep running into each other well we're back at the thorn bushes tipped up i'm so sorry suppose oh my gosh wait a second i'm not sorry at all you're a hero straight savage look at him go he's tip-topping his way through to victory thorne bushes are no match for tiptup and his giant tortoise feats guys if you do not leave a like tiptup will eat all your cookies well tala we have made it um [Music] tiptup we will ride to victory there is nothing that can stop the bond of companionship between myself and tiptup the tortoise this bond will last a thousand years way longer than dwayne the rock johnson could even comprehend hey dwayne how you doing uh hold up tip tap buddy i gotcha eat your cabbages tiptup we will save all the dumb tortoises dwayne the rock johnson do i we keep running into each other well we're back at the thorn bushes tipped up i'm so sorry suppose oh my gosh wait a second i'm not sorry at all you're a hero straight savage look at him go he's tip-topping his way through to victory thorne bushes are no match for tiptup and his giant tortoise feats guys if you do not leave a like tiptup will eat all your cookies well tala we have made it um [Music] continually burn down your house till your house has burnt down and there is no more spiders i've tried to figure out what these things actually are they're like little tiny food dolls that are made out of sticks wait that looks like a kraken king piranha oh wow wow wow wow that did a lot of damage tiptup you absolutely beautiful creature i have to leave you behind it because today we are going to be doing the final trial to become the tiki island champion uh i don't know why but every time i say tiki island my voice gets really low open the doors there's only one more trial left wait it's here um hello do i okay all right we're uh we're going in this looks like there's spider webs everywhere like the queen um kind of looks like webb wait what spiders nobody told me there would be spiders [Music] dolly you take care of the spiders because i'm i am deadly afraid of spiders i'm sure you guys have probably heard me say this multiple times but if you see a spider inside of your house you go to walmart or home depot or wherever they sell flip and flamethrowers and you continually burn down your house till your house is burnt down and there is no more spiders i am only kind of kidding about that okay all right well these aren't even like normal minecraft players they're they look very venomous and tiki island-esque they also look semi-poisonous they have way too many eyes and also way too many likes why couldn't they make spiders just have two legs and two eyes where talo [Music] who made spiders that big there is no spider in the world that is that big oh okay can i can i actually i'm gonna parkour parkour parkour parkour parkour am i supposed to just fight this thing oh okay okay yup it's poisonous definitely point is okay this is no black widow this is a giant black mamba widow oh my gosh okay luckily it doesn't do that much damage to me and i am just spinning around in circles dude this queen has just been demolished by the champion of cheeky island um yes yes you did i have done it three down one to go i really hope the next trial doesn't have any more i'm with you talent if it does i will be leaving and never returning to tiki island follow the path to the next challenge luckily that wasn't super difficult but that was trial number three and i believe that means there is only one more trial whoa are you okay uh well yeah kind of can eat a lie by a piranha no no that's fine that's fine it's my favorite thing to do on tuesdays just eat getting allowed by piranhas uh yes we have found villagers oh yeah the relic the cookie relic oh wait that's not good to get the relic that's that's bad that that does not sound good that sounds bad okay i'm going to destroy everything we have to stop him tala you have done one of their wrath very little on this trip you have watched me fight multiple things i get it i'm supposed to go through these trials and become the champion of tiki island so like the training is necessary but at the same time you are a magical wizard and you should probably help me but that okay how did i just i guess i got a right click see tyler you could have let me know that i had to right click on the boat in order to ride it well we're gonna go super quickly through here because just like spiders i do not like going through deep dark mine shafts about a million miles underwater especially in piranha infested waters it seems pretty tame right now there's not much happening tala did mention that there were evil villagers not dwayne the rock johnson but evil dwayne the rock johnsons that were trying to take her source of power i think we made it to the other side let's plop off here piranhas prontos promise brianna's products do not buy my toast navigate your way out of the cave seems pretty straightforward we're just gonna follow the wooden brick road all the way to victory we'll go up this ladder up these stairs up this ladder up this really tall ladder tiny ladder mini ladder tall ladder wait that was it we actually made it out there was no evil monkeys or villagers or crazy spiders i have a feeling that that was way too easy looks like there's something further at the beach um gotta be the fourth trial is that it okay follow the path to the next trial i'm not sure if i missed something back in that cavern if i did leave a comment down below with the time stamp and also while you're down there smash like with your wrist it's a little bit more difficult than you think i did that okay all right yeah i was totally totally ready for that yeah oh that was a jump scare get away from me you guys smell so bad and your teeth aren't even real i'm trying to figure out what these things actually are they're like little tiny voodoo dolls that are made out of sticks you are little stick dolls with sharp pointy sticks dude that dying sound was a little creepy but i am champion of cheeky island and nothing will stop me a tablet i'll translate translate it got to be cookies right that's the answer oh i know cookies underwater come on you have a block head you literally have a block head there is no hair i have hair i'm very loud thanks tala monkeys can i interest you guys in the swim i swear i'll give you bananas okay well it looks like we are going down into the water this is the final trial oh my gosh wait i i just realized i don't have air i'm going to drown are there air bubbles okay it looks like if i go in the seaweed we can actually breathe wait somebody enabled water breathing nice i also haven't figured out how to open these chests if you guys know please go ahead and let me know in the comments because i am very confused wait this entire trial is going to be underwater the front entrance is right down here let's go check it out oh thank you hello piranhas kill the piranhas 20 piranhas i had trouble dealing with like three this is a swarm okay okay okay here here's what we're gonna do we're gonna go in third person right and then we're gonna be able to see where all the products are coming from to try and eat my body alive okay looks like we're able to one slice hit them and then they die we will have to slice our way to piranha victory luckily they're not sharks that would be the probably the next worst thing da da da da da i'm gonna turn you all into sushi i will be eating you all for dinner 10 piranhas remaining oh my gosh i'm getting dizzy bob and weave we even bob three more left two more one more where is this piranha hiding i found you buddy victory we've done it okay can i have my victory crown please did i save the world no i did not save tiki island this place is wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait they disabled my water breathing okay looks like this next trial i'm going to have to hold my breath i'm gonna try to do it in real life let's see if i can okay we have air bubbles right here and now we're gonna hold our bath in three two [Music] ugh okay that wasn't super bad we're going back down okay that was a little bit closer okay here we go oh water breathing enabled oh my gosh oh i would i would be an amazing scuba diver how wait is she down here okay the next tablet says wait that looks like a kraken the champion must four may find the keys hidden within okay so there's one two three four different keys never return that one sounds really scary i hope you think tala okay so we only have to complete four mazes in order to open the kraken's door i have a feeling i might need to hold my breath again so far so good this actually isn't bad it said one wrong turn though and i might never return oh i made a wrong turn but i think i'll be okay all the air bubbles are keeping me afloat thank you air bubbles i owe you many cookies okay i have a feeling it's gonna be straight and then left no no i meant right and then right yes i got it the tiki champion has completed phase one and look at that one of the locks has lit up green maze number two here we come oh this one doesn't have any air bubbles but it has piranhas okay i was not ready to be eaten alive by a piranha that's okay though because back bro taking champion is prepared for anything uh in a past life i'd like to think i was a wildlife explorer and today i will be putting myself to the test of the piranhas piranha llama drama this maze is slightly bigger than the last one but am i worried not at all backprotiki champion is never worried in the deep depths of the ocean uh [Laughter] miss number three you're not ready for background tiki champion crap dead end yeah no dead end how am i so good at finding dead ends oh no what i have a feeling this is going to be it okay i'm going to go right here hey why does this hate me now left oh we've done it maze number four wait that was maze number three on to maze number four i'm going directly right this time oh my gosh dude i found that like the quickest found that like first try didn't hit a single dead end okay let's see i don't know exactly what that opened um it looks like there's a little area up there but oh wait i think this might be it the secret cave wait oh it flipped around the door that's actually not bad if he would have hit the lever a little bit more i never would have known that that was there but unfortunately his brain is size of peanut therefore i found it in a second because my brain is size of walnuts parkour parkour and parkour wait i just realized i lost my sword in between episodes tala do you have my sword can you maybe give it back i'm literally defenseless in here i only have the tiki champion armor set why are you guys so close to me as tiki champion i command you to smash like with your nose yeah see tyler agrees with me okay you can grab the weapons while he's pooping or okay yep got it easy those are some big spikes there well yeah they're not that big you know what whoa whoa whoa what do you have the armor and all i said you're made of you're made of rocks well tyler just completely did a 180 on me all right well we're gonna we're gonna go in we're gonna go in first because tala is apparently very scared and i am the tiki warrior champion uh i am not scared of anything other than a pterodactyl coming to steal my cookies luckily all the dinosaurs are extinct um door closed behind me it's a little bit suspicious [Music] i see dwayne the rock jonathan has been caged this is bad i'll keep an eye out for the witch doctor okay um be careful okay i don't like this one i don't yeah i mean if dwayne the rock johnson can get trapped in a cage we are dead he's got muscles on top of muscles literally on top of muscles i am much smaller and puny i am a puny god of tiki island well let's look around to see maybe we can find some clues they cage the tortoises nah nah that is the last straw you can cage dwayne the rock johnson but not the tortoises that's it once i figured out who did this they're dead they're literally just gonna die oh cool i should have known uh well at least we got the ceremonial sword and also the bow an ambush fight the evil tiki minis oh my gosh we're surrounded i don't know if they know how to swim but we're gonna use the ceremonial bow in order to defeat all of them they have giant bricks look at them look at that it's not even sharp bro they're just gonna beat me with their rock hammers oh my god dude they they can't even they literally ran right into the water they're so dumb look at this idiot that's right clap blab pull aposaurus your nickname is plebasaurus rex let's go ahead and dink doink smack you looks like you're the last of them ever since i became the tiki champion uh they don't stand a chance well i think that's all of them let's go up here to this maze oh my goodness okay let's go up the stairs oh hello there sir bye sir why hello there sir bye let's keep going up the stairs hola senor adios amigo okay we made it all the way back up to the top now we have the weapons oh konnichiwa uh what are you guys are we are you guys about to kiss okay never mind we'll smack you together dude these guys don't stand a chance i was a little bit worried because they were as big as dwayne the rock johnson but it seems like they are nowhere near as powerful how did they capture so many dwayne the rock johnsons looks like there might be one just kind of chilling up there so we're gonna snipe them right in the buttocks this isn't really much of an ambush you know they they probably could have trapped me if they all work together but they're all coming at me one at a time and the witch doctor he's just he's chilling right up there i'm just gonna snipe right in the teeth do not defend the witch doctor he's a bad man he he enslaved everybody wait did i do it did i oh evil minions remaining five i think i was that supposed to kill the witch doctor hey tyler do you see any more wait i see one right here snippety snipety oh we're getting good at this oh he's trying to hide see if i can sneak a snipe sneaky snipe oh god over there's one up there snipe dude this bow is overpowered yes yes oh last one right there oh no there's one more after this guy he doesn't stand a chance against beck bro tiki snipe champion uh where's the last one dwayne the rock johnson do you see anything can i stand on the spikes i can't i am invincible okay no seriously where's the last one you will pay for enslaving the tortoises tala i don't see him anywhere oh found him he thought he could hide all of his friends are dead and he's just chilling in the corner victory you wonder that's right eat that wish dad did you know the dead doctor bleak got him oh it's probably me i ate a lot of cookies earlier today whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa search for the wish doctor i swear wait that wasn't the witch doctor up there that was just one of his minions or maybe he cloned himself hello witch dagdar i see you tried to escape there will be no escaping today okay really he waited for me and then he started running when i got close this man is stupid i am done with your stupid wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait what what what what what was that keep your distance his magic is strong okay we're gonna have to snipe him we're gonna have to use our magical ceremonial bow against the witch doctor that's right we're gonna aim right between the eye sockets right in between the eyebrows right in the teeth this dude hasn't been to the dentist in years luckily i'm a certified sniper dentist yeah that's i have my phd in sniping teeth i don't know if that exists but if it did i would be really good at it this might be the most anti-climactic boss battle am i supposed to just continue to snipe this dude i don't even need to use my other hand i'm just what do i what do i i'm just look look see i'm just he's not doing anything i'm gonna slightly slowly and very steadily approach okay we're gonna we're gonna let him skirt away for a little bit it looks like he's trying to lead me somewhere but he doesn't really know that i'm behind him it looks like i just need to make sure to not get super close oh okay all right all right wait he's going into this cave wait he teleported this thing that stands i can literally do anything oh that's it well maybe not anything but i probably can do the door with that power we can break the spell oh place the relics in those chests and that should do the trick bye tala grab the four relics and place them in the four chests oh okay so that makes sense that's why we had to do all the four trials so we have the crystal relic the feather relic the spider eye relic and the tooth relic let's place one here one in this one oh it's working place the tooth relic in this one and then the spider i relic in this one and now open sesame abraca sesame sesame potato head wait did it work i've done it don't worry mark dancing i will save your life the witch doctor has locked himself inside there is no escaping you are mine i'm not worried of magic wait wait wait how [Applause] no no no okay okay okay i'm gonna try to get deeper into the cave to see if i can find something that can help the witch doctor still has full health luckily i can snipe his heads in the air while they're coming towards me the witch doctors come down to his platform fight him gladly let's try to snipe him he destroyed my bow what that's just it literally hacks my man's literally hacking let's see if i can hit him down to lava okay the witch doctor will replenish his health if you hit him off the platform oh my gosh i have to keep him on the platform is that just part of his magic dude i am getting destroyed right now okay okay all right all right this isn't cool at all i now understand how dwayne the rock johnson got captured so easily this man is a savage let's hip a d hoppity over here okay we need to make sure to not hit him off the edge no no long as i don't go into the lava wait no wait wait wait he's gearing up to teleport he does so much damage to me though oh oh that's right that's right grandma what kind of creature is the witch doctor he doesn't look like he's human at all oh we're taking a lot of damage here wait wait wait wait chill chill chill we're taking a little too much damage for comfort let's go try to regroup over here way to gain full health back how is that even possible we almost did it i gotta make sure i don't die come on i also need to make sure i don't hit him off the edge i've done that a couple times already and he gains back all of his health to where it's for it the witch doctor has been defeated by back bro tiki champion the path is open oh wait we'll pass ready i don't know wait where are we going keep searching for the evil tikis lair okay let's go deeper into the cave [Music] um oh no problem tala i know i'm gonna need a lot of cookies though not doing this for free this is true so all the cookies belong to me technically right okay we'll talk about it later oh that's easy enough okay looks like we have to go down deeper to the heart of the volcano we're definitely getting close we just have to go a little bit further it's parkour over here and this is it this has to be the heart of the mountain let's go open this next door and wait this is it the evil tiki [Music] no way i thought the witch doctor was the last boss this dude's shooting fireballs not a problem though looks like my ceremonial bow does extra damage against the dude as long as i hide by this cooler never mind i was gonna say i'm perfectly safe i thought i had a cheat code come here come here come on i need to hide every time you shoot those i just i have to run they hit me every single time without fail i need to kill this dude quick if he somehow explodes the volcano we are all going to die dwayne the rock johnson will no longer be alive i cannot be responsible for the death of dwayne the rock johnson and the tortoises backproteki champion will wind up the evil tiki stands no jet oh god the evil tiki stands no chance don't do it don't do it ooh fireballs oh he's spawning in minions too not worried at all stella talo's still down we're so close though honestly i think the witch doctor may have been more difficult this guy's stronger but he has less health we took him down that was easy dude honestly we wait phase one complete head up to the evil tikis lair there's multiple phases i also just jumped in lava there's only one way to go let's go this way dude tala didn't look too good let's climb up this ladder we made it to the top looks like we can go a little bit higher wait the evil tiki phase two why do i feel like he got bigger destroy the crystals on top of the pillars you cannot damage the tiki until all of them are gone this is literally just like the ender dragon battle okay let's snipe them oh wait okay okay okay oh my where did you come from i wasn't ready for that at all okay let's snipe dude wait wait wait wait wait wait sometimes some of my arrows are getting like shot down look at look at the first arrow that i that i shoot is like oh my goodness all right i've had enough of this oh no dodge oh it's so difficult to see okay there's one right there oh my gosh we got another one wait what is this dude it's the stone boys okay let's try to use all the towers in order to snipe the rest of the crystals okay we should be able to get this one i got that one let's get this one oh my gosh dude luckily my armor is able to tank these hits got that one got that one okay i think i got all the ones on this side okay we're kind of nailing them from down here let's go oh but he's also so much closer to me what i see another one right there it's gonna be a little bit difficult to hit especially because it looks like he can control gravity here there's only two more left i see one of the last ones all crystals have been destroyed now we will go in with the ceremonial sword and end this i feel like he's slightly bigger and just maybe 10 times stronger but am i scared yes will i win maybe oh wait wait wait we're doing damage we're doing damage that's right i'm going for his weak spots his stones you stand no chance evil tiki man i am champion of tiki island and you will die close oh my gosh okay we gained back a couple more hearts oh i can't take any more damage oh my god no that was too close that was too close let's finish this once and for all he does way too much damage come on a couple more hits we got this yes let's see what happens next the evil tiki has been defeated dolly you're alive let's go oh nice look at that bird oh wait wha where did it where the hell to get out of here the bird okay cool there's only enough room for one on there i call it how am i meant to fit you can teleport right i wait hey oh my gosh it's on the bird what's up dino bird take me to victory tiki island has been completed we saved wayne the rock johnson we saved the tortoises and we are now the champion of the island uh shout out to orville studios for making this insane map if you guys do want to try it out for yourselves it is going to be available in the minecraft marketplace now okay i accidentally ran into one of the fireworks chief dwayne the rock johnson your tiki champion has returned the island they're so happy i hope you decide to stick around for a while there's a lot of island left to explore wait there's more who knows oh i almost forgot villagers are celebrating the end of the evil tikis reign where are the cookies hidden gems all over the island you can find them and bring them to the giant statue we passed earlier you can exchange them for prizes here okay if the prizes are cookies i will do it in case there are any clues good luck ladies and gentlemen if you guys do want to see one final episode where i go through the scavenger hunt and try to find all of the different gems to see what the prizes are definitely smash like also hit that subscribe button if you haven't already a lot of people think they're subscribed when they're actually not by the way we just got a brand new shipment of backpro jack cookies available only at backproject.com links down below backprotiki champion out peace out dudes uh wayne the rock johnson just calm down buddy i know you want to give me a big fat hug [Music]

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Keywords: minecraft, tiki island, island, minecraft island, minecraft tiki island, 99 years, island survival, beckbrojack

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Length: 68min 44sec (4124 seconds)

Published: Mon Aug 23 2021