Still stranded on a Raft with 3 other idiots

[Music] oh hit that [ __ ] with a hammer hit that [ __ ] with a hammer i think i'm dumb i got plank it's okay we all are today oh oh oh oh oh bad idea he's right there bruce we got a hell of water here now we're left more yeah we're in the [ __ ] ocean vlog dude you shut the [ __ ] up you shut the [ __ ] up you shut the [ __ ] up you shut up you're just holding it like a trophy don't eat the shark with the shark head on bro come on you can't do it you that's just wrong look at our boat i'm just not even a raft anymore it's practically a disney cruise at this point what up boys how much work we've been doing together all this stuff that i'm not late for we killed bruce twice what you killed a shark twice damn y'all living i'm the only one without a shark head does anyone have an extra yeah there's no yeah there's one in the chest guys guys what i'm a part of the shark gang now [ __ ] them whales and them dolphins right shark gang shark gang okay boy is this seagull cool sorry i almost killed it okay i almost murdered it i can't kill him no you you can't i mean you can try to kill him just throw it off he broke my [ __ ] spear oh bro you could make so much stuff now y'all been putting in work i'm proud of y'all i mean i did so much of this but it's good to see you guys are doing some work too look at this you guys are doing work i got mango seeds i should not show up more often trying to plant [ __ ] dude you know do we want what the [ __ ] you destroyed my flag yeah yeah yeah the one thing i did yeah i'll put it back up you're destroying the beds elizabeth he lies out of control guys he's gotten power hungry while you've been gone bro we can't we can't control him it's crazy he forced jericho to drink saltwater earlier dude is [ __ ] you're right he held me down and he choked me with saltwater i waterboarded you i learned that from guantanamo [ __ ] that repeat he said how do you like that huh huh we don't need any more plastic for real no we don't but i'm gonna just i'm gonna throw it back in the ocean [ __ ] it someone just came to my stream and said what you stream when the hell did i follow nothing like what you're gonna be like why did i follow you again you look like following since 2013. why did i find you funny at one point wow i really grew up huh that's where it really hurts that's the one that hurts should i make potatoes anymore no yeah all right don't fill it oh you don't have to fill the planks um because we have a grill we have a grill the grill what do you want to load the grill up with potatoes let's go i don't think yeah you could put three on the grill we're like this [ __ ] wendy's over here you're an inspiration and love the content bro keep up the good work you should find different inspirations but that means a lot thank you what the [ __ ] is this is this the anchor yeah it's the permanent travels yeah dude holy moly why am i pointing all of a sudden [Laughter] wait a minute what is that i need to turn this way let's see how long it takes them to notice chat was it is my game lagging what's going on it depends what all right we're gonna need to refill the purifier oh yeah what the [ __ ] boys come on oh is it bug see that's what i'm talking about it is bug that's what i'm talking about are we like lagging or something for those that need clarification i have dropped the small anchor and we're not moving eat some potatoes so i get really thirsty and i can drink yummy bill clinton's really falling off he's on a raft in the middle of the ocean we got the two items to start the storyline what what what items just watching tucker watching tucker do this i'm muted by the way he thinks we're moving for the story we barely just got our bearing straight i realized we're going we're going the wrong way we're going away from that that's why i say are we lagging it doesn't look like we're moving at all no we're definitely not moving right now why are we not moving is the anchor no it's not did somebody put another anchor are we at the end yeah where is another anchor where are you [ __ ] kidding me i know i was sitting here tucker i was watching you in the corner i was watching it just row useless effort isn't going anywhere useless effort can i get some plank yeah i mean i got some i dropped it next to me i'm gonna need a little more well i'm [ __ ] out right now okay okay all right okay dude dude bro what do they name this guy again filson still missing an arm hey filson and you only have one leg i just realized that this is great eli is our smelter flom's our build armor fisher you know what i'll just give you the plank [ __ ] you dude i'm content [ __ ] all right here you go nobody needs content and survival i'm on board did you drop it over here imagine you wake up and he's just like all right guys i've moved all the fresh water somewhere on the island whoever finds the fresh water gets to survive welcome to another mr beast video if you survive you get this island so many plagues i could make a plank museum this plank is from the ocean this plank is also from the ocean we need a clam to put into the nest so this birds will stop i had some clam it's in boston some clam chowder it gets a clam chowder there's nothing like a bit of clam chowder nothing like some bagels and locks you know i was in boston one time and they said you want chowder and i said what do you mean of course i want chowder don't you have a fear of sharks or something i kind of have developed a a likeness for the shark in this game it's not as terrifying you know okay never mind that fell in the water when i intentionally fall in the water it's okay but if it's by accident it's like oh [ __ ] panic oh damn we got so many water purifiers now hey hey i'm purified as [ __ ] the [ __ ] off all right stupid stupid shark you suck i know where is it okay hey by the way [Music] i have 84 uh i have 84 planks by the way gimme i need hello where the [ __ ] did you what do you mean i've been i've been collecting no i've been collecting them say you're sorry say you're sorry say you're sorry me yeah for what i didn't say anything say sorry for flop he's being a wiener i can't believe you're holding us hostage for an apology we've been alive for two weeks on the rap guys congratulations not bad good sound effect well done it's always it's always the yes guy that gets me every time damn look at her look at her [ __ ] bro oh i saw him coming oh metal where do y'all want my metal metal ore or metal ingot you have um or it's right here in my hands you want it just put it in this chest here then you lie you want it what your fish no this is metal good source of iron wait just nothing to say to that joke it's mine don't worry about it it's fine just a little bit angled there we go all right [ __ ] you i got it waste my goddamn time maybe you should have jumped in only real one reject confrontation return to monkey stop collecting plastic we don't need it oh i haven't i've been trying to help the ocean bro [ __ ] [ __ ] the ocean it's a lost cause at this point true i don't truly believe that by the way hey chef yo what's up chef night mode yes fresh from the butcher one drumstick wow let's kill the shark wait i need uh i need some food i got it don't worry i mean i mean catfish shove this whole cat in my mouth [Applause] dude there he is i'm in i mean come here come here oh hit me he's right he's dead oh oh loot look go go go go go go easy dead dead yeah [ __ ] him go get your [ __ ] you sure run your pockets boy to a shark i could walked up and [ __ ] with the wrong better yet if you get rid of that haircut so nice one is the loneliest number i feel like we do so little and get so hungry and thirsty so quick i mean we are in the sun welcome to humans you know yeah but leave that up to a bunch of computer nerds to [ __ ] say that [ __ ] oh this is so exhausting all the hoes love chipotle true i'm all the hoes it is me all the hoes it is i [ __ ] you corrected my grammar like that i do what no how dare you how dare you [ __ ] little [ __ ] who do you think you are the grammar police i am the grammar gestapo what's wrong just stop just picked up on that but to gestapo this joke right now hey one of them sunken one of them sunken things i'm gonna check it out i picked it up [ __ ] that's awesome what are you talking about it was a sunken uh getting cooler it's big money [ __ ] there's just miller light in here it's a bunch of [ __ ] rolling rock what the [ __ ] is going on we should get the uh receiver and [ __ ] we starting the story there's a story more time that was the biggest heist of my life i just stole four metal ingots holy [ __ ] my mind that's crazy can i make a metal spear yeah all right dope thanks boys wait you have four medals ingots can i get i got another team no no bro here here you go there you go where is it over here oh here i'll pick it up again and drop it again maybe it's just bugged there you go wooden spear dude you want to fight me for this one i'm gonna [ __ ] take you all the way to sleep bro i don't see the uh no no no no oh no he's flying oh god guys floating seagulls don't wait this floating seagull flying single no [Applause] [ __ ] off bruce that's mine 64 tick oh you gotta is your hook bigger than mine no i just [ __ ] know what i'm doing hook's ice doesn't matter flop it's all about how you use it i'm gonna swim to that no ah bad idea i was like instant he was waiting underneath the [ __ ] raft let me make one of these shitty hooks nice all right come back come here stab him all right nice let's go loot stab him again for good measure bruce is back i think i think we looted everything anyway bruce three [ __ ] bruce they must have a pretty good way of networking because they keep finding out where we are each time they send a new one all right boys i ventured into scrap hook territory let's go nice yeah my face old hook idiot let's see how far this baby can go flying you want to see this i know you were complaining about length so we can we can check this one out holy [ __ ] holy [ __ ] all right oh my god the scrap hook guys it's so much quicker wrong altitude is it is that the new metal underneath absolutely we need to get them done [ __ ] rp is out of control actually holding my breath the entire time i'm down here all right eli i want to see what you're talking about here mission report at the screen okay he turned it off make another scarecrow just in case phil said two yeah our our filson one is no don't say it [ __ ] up is he okay he's fubar no it's time to retire him you don't mean that i mean it r.i.p filson long live filson is he dead he does well you just killed him and you didn't let me even watch kind of toxic not gonna lie kill my best friend the only friend i had on this raft wow okay do we have to use this i need to charge my phone is that cool if i just use this hey grandma you've been hogging the power port for too long right i know you're like i know you're like living in [ __ ] but can i use that grandma you've been hogging the power it's my time oh no we should learn some sea shanties what's that one going viral on tick-tock [Laughter] whoa we should definitely go to that big rock whoa whoa landmass i'm trying to get up there but we've made very inconvenient pathing eeny meening [Laughter] ah are you devising a plan what are you doing here oh i'm [ __ ] yeah i was getting oxygen dog this hellish in here what's up let's get an oxygen i'm just out here sucking air bro what are these [ __ ] bricks of cocaine what the [ __ ] yeah you're doing it now what's going on my name pablo what the [ __ ] yeah you put it right by the table way to go dumbass chill chill [ __ ] my friend what the [ __ ] are you doing where did you get your architectural degree the college of dumbass you stupid [ __ ] i swear to god my donkey would build better than this mort mort would do better you destroy table wow dude would you look at that isn't that crazy how that works now you want to can you give me my battery back need something i want to remember i'm gonna need that battery back i don't see my plank to walk yet i still you've yet to walk a plank and i will give you this battery back once i have my plank down bro all right build the plank you want to just put it back did you build another battery i had another battery what dude your dual wielding batteries what the [ __ ] do you need this one yeah i still need it what are you going to give me for this i don't have anything all right i'm just gonna use this one to charge my phone then put the battery in here and then we can uh yeah one minute this sprinkler the sprinkler will uh automatically uh water sprinkler yeah eli what the [ __ ] are you doing just put it in there sounds like a microwave being turned i don't know you're surprised no one put six nine six nine or zero four twenty in the computer wait you can do that he starts running over there you know how to do it yeah i'll figure it out look out move you know how to operate the computer yeah figure it out stop all right there we go see and then the red circle is the zero 69 420 baby oh i see it oh is that hit up there yeah yeah yeah oh that's it move let me know if i'm going to bolt asap who's going to fight [Music] i just did it to block the big fish look at the racket did you just shoot tucker with an arrow oh yeah you did here wait let's all right but what i'm sweating can we get up on this nope all right hold on there's got to be a way ah you just have to be better okay what i mean how did you do that there are stairs oh damn you just pick [ __ ] up oh plastic more scrap oh yeah let's go dude oh whoa there's so much loot i got a no loot i got another [ __ ] underwater oh be careful of the shark though there's so much really likes bro this rust update i'm really loving this caught a shark named him bruce wait what what all the graffiti says i got you bruce wait no way yeah i thought we were wait i don't see graffiti on the what you guys don't see that someone wrote won't be back on one of the signs so whoever was here they left sorry i'm just trying to fill the story a bit i'm just trying to make it a bit of a storyline listen guys whoever was here at one point is no longer here back to you look bro all right whoa big crate we should all go to the top together so we're all getting this experience all right boys [Music] they made a skyscraper in the water like i wanted to do one or or that's water levels rising you know true true true a global warming space oh my god there's so much to read look at all this junk ah look at the little face at the bottom feeling pretty good about this you know we got a good thing going here good system good food good people good eats papa john's applebee's damn it did you see a green dot eli yeah green dots are a larger island guys look at that [ __ ] island is that the big island dude my god look at the size of that thing yeah boys we're gonna explore this island so hard oh we're gonna [ __ ] make some discoveries it's gonna be sick i'm just anchoring now all right oh you did whoops i think i pulled it up yup i pulled it up i'm anchoring again holy [ __ ] there's actually so much dude we could probably get some new items and [ __ ] right probably big island boys oh you actually hit him i told you you can't chop this down damn dude i can't hit it get out of the way eli you can stop chasing it oh you're [ __ ] blocking my shot maybe if your shot was better oh your arrows are ending up oh i'm chasing it too hold on hold on i'm getting a big boy this thing is invincible i gotta get this one i got it i'm gonna [ __ ] kill him [Music] shut it right what is this thing why is it so powerful it's a [ __ ] pokemon oh get [ __ ] up you [ __ ] idiot oh how are we going to gather it i don't know was it even worse what do we do now what do we do now you have to oh you have to build a net launcher apparently don't kill it you need to capture it there's something i can dig here guys there's stuff yeah yeah i have a shovel too but where do we go exactly big pog apparently you need the oxygen shank to find puffer fish because they're in lower parts of the water all right so that's your job because you're the only idiot with those i have one as well it's just i don't see i didn't see them at all shark's dead truck dead nice let's go scoop and push the oxygen just go slower yeah now do you see where i'm at here now uh no i'm at a reef though like that seems pretty deep so i think i see you i see you oh yeah csu i see you guys here i see i see you down here bro it's a dank ass crate oh i can put a puffer fish thing on my head oh my god you [ __ ] animal what's wrong with you twelve arrows to murder that man i gotta have arrows holy [ __ ] oh my god i take that yeah i take that i can't take this fight i see another puffer fish i can't take the fight though you can't take the fight no i have i have a not that many arrows there's seven we'll come back we'll spawn back here anyway so yeah yeah later guys i'll see you guys [Music] you

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Length: 23min 43sec (1423 seconds)

Published: Sat Apr 10 2021