- Sorry, y'all. You gotta let the
youngest come first. - Oh, really?
- Yeah. That doesn't even
make any sense. Wait, how do you even
know that you're younger? Isn't that wrong to
ask a woman her age? Correct.
But-- It's also wrong to
cut in front of them. I'm not cutting. There's no friends
at the auction. A lot of tools. Normal stuff. I think my dad would like this. All right, I'm
gonna go tell him. Yeah, you're right, actually. He ate a bunch
of Fruit Roll Ups. He's full of energy. No, look.
[interposing voices] There's like, two
kitchen sinks in here. This is an Ivy-- Ivy special. This is not for us. Wow, lots of motorcycle
helmets in here. That's cute, though. Coca Cola little clock. I like that. But there's just these
heavy monstrosities. I gotta think about it. Toolbox. All kind of electrical stuff. Old ass family dining sign. Yeah. We might be bidding on this one. That was actually
a pretty cool lucky. Can we make some money? I think we can. Ivy? You just sent him
to do all your work? You didn't look in it? He was kind of
disrespectful, though. He like, cut right
in front of us. He learned. I taught him well. You ain't gonna get no play
in life following that rule. We can see your future. Look over this way if
it gets higher than five. I can do that. All righty, guys. First unit of the
day, it looks nice. Lots of tools, there's
some collectibles in there. Hey, and 100. Can I get 100?
Now 1. Now 150. Can I get 1 and 1/2? 150?
Can I get 200? 2 and 2/5?
250? Can I get 300? 350? 3 and 2? Now 400. [auctioneer chant] 450. Can I get 5? [auctioneer chant] 500. Make it 5 and 1/2? 5 and 1/2. Damn, I thought we said 500? Now 600. 5 and 1/2, and now 6.
5 and 1/2. [auctioneer chant] And now 600? Sold it to you. Ivy Jr got it for $550. $550. It's more like Poison Ivy. [laughter] I give him a B- on
listening, but an A+ on getting what he wants. First test of you buying
units, you're going to see-- you'll never forget
the first time you let your son buy his first locker. He'd better hope it's a
good memory for both of us. Those shelves. $5 bucks. Now, these are-- they're dusty, but they're nice. We can at least get 40. Mhm. Coca-Cola thing's
worth something. Now, that's sweet. Big 40 right there. That's old. Look at this one. We might get 10
bucks if we're lucky. But I don't know if
we're that lucky. Vacuums are good. They'll give us something. - I say you get 30 bucks here.
- Yep. Oh-- OK. Please be in there. Oh, yeah. Brand new. 40 bucks. Mhm. Hey, check this out. Oh, shoot. [ping] It works. Old Red Ryder BB gun. At least 20 bucks. I got an amp. Oh! It's a big one. And a water purifier. Brand new in the box? This and this? 70 bucks. Compressor in there? Yep. It's an old timer. That's still a good 60 bucks. Oh, that's gonna
be a cooler, huh? Oh! Oh, dang. Air wrench. Heck yeah. Yeah, all the big
tools are there. 250 bucks. Right on. We got a heavy one. Check that out. It's heavy. Oh, yeah. Oh, shoot. Oh, wow. Man, that snap on right there. Good, good, good. Hey, look. No wonder why it's so heavy. Keep it going. Big drawer. Very, very nice. I would say if we
sell everything individually, 350 bucks. I'm gonna piece it
out, dollar at a time. You know how I do it. Those are kinda expensive, too. That's 50 bucks right there. Brand new stereo in the box? Pick up the pace. I got a date with your mama. Tire. Whoa! Halt. That's not a bad tire. Now the other one. Two of 'em. Are they matching? Um, yes. 20 bucks a tire. 40 bucks. Hey, Dad, what's this thing? That's a miniature band saw. Not bad. Needs a blade. 50 bucks. OK. Who you talking to in there? This Alpine propel balancer. This thing's got some weight. I think you're just weak. Airplane. Propel. Oh-- Wow. It basically just looks
like a giant socket kit. Well, I couldn't
tell you what it is. I know it has to
do with airplanes. - Yeah.
- And balancing. Looks like we've
got some homework. Yep. Not bad. 40 bucks Nice sub. And another one! The pair. 50. That's not a pair. They're different. Grandma's attic. You get two of
something, it's a pair. Got a shoe and a sock? It's a pair. Pear and an apple? That's a pair. What? Oh, my god. Uh-oh. Heavy? Or are you just
making it look heavy? It's rolling. You look, and I'm gonna hold it. OK. Watch your face. Nice wrenches. Wow. Craftsman. Old tools, but good tools. Now, this whole entire box
right here is $550, on the dot, is what I would charge. Dang. With all the tools,
and that right there? Guaranteed. Anything else left? This big workbench. Hey! Wow. What are they? They're like, extra,
extra warm boots. Rubber. Put some heat in there. Oh, these are 14's. They'll fit your brother. I can get 100 bucks for them. And the big tool cabinet? Another 60. Still got that plane
thing to get checked out. I gotta give you props-- you knew what to do, and
you really came through. A+, after you get the
truck and trailer. Man.
