Mary, this is gonna
be perfect for you. Oh, my god. Perfect! Cute! No way. The light's on, so I priced
out this thing for 75 bucks. [horn] I knew it! I knew that I knew it. Oh, god. Ivy Calvin is always right. Always, always, always right. I don't know what
you're talking about, Ivy. Auctioneer,
helper-- what are you? OK, well, who cares, Ivy? [inaudible] Well, look who got--
you got a unit, too, so-- And? And you can have Cody. And he'll help you
with your locker. All right. Here we go. OK, ready? One, two, three. Whoa! Oops. Maybe we should just
leave it in that corner? That doesn't smell very good. Because it looks like
it's all trash, anyway. This must go with
something else. Glass is always good. OK, so yeah, these LEGOs,
I'm going to say 20 bucks. Decor. Loose fake flowers? 10 bucks. Hey, while you're on the
vase kick, here you go. Another 10 bucks. Garbage, garbage, garbage! Nothing in there? Nope. Are they done yet? Ugh. That's a cool vase. Made in Portugal. Yeah, this is nice. Sell this for 40 bucks. Hey, didn't Ivy's locker
have, like, an air hockey table? Because we've got
the accessories. Oh. Oh! I know, I think we have a lot
of pieces to your sister unit. Cause they are sisters. See how bad they want
these little hockey puckers. Exactly. We will put them as hostage. I hope Ivy pays my ransom. Otherwise, I don't think
I'm making any money today. Oh, geez. Just old electronics. Nothing. This is all trash. Straight to the scrapyard. The last hope. [groan] Gross! You can't even donate this! If Ivy's sister locker
is anything like mine, I think the whole
family's trash. Ugh. There's money in there. You're telling me you don't
have none of that in your house? Mary can't sell
that on her website. Grandma's Attic is different. Exactly. Thank you. You need to find a
new place to sell, then. Time to show Cody
how it's really does. Just grab what you see. Man-- now, LEGOs are expensive. You've got a whole other
box of them right there, too. Let's see how many we've got. Ivy, are those LEGOs? You know who else has LEGOs? This is at least
$40 worth of LEGOs. They're not even listening.
god, men are so rude. Lots of DVDs. A whole bag. I get 3 bucks a DVD. There's gotta be at
least 50 in here. 150 bucks. Oh, another 150 bucks. I have a DVD player! We do not need
your DVD players. We have our own.
- Sure don't. OK, here you go. [inaudible] That looks like a professional. Woo! Oh, got it! Yes! Four chairs. Well, four chairs
without the table. Probably get 25 bucks. Is this right? Is this right? Now, what do I do? Now you throw it at the ficus. Yes! You made it! I'm a natural steer roper. [mooing] What have we got here? This is a heavy one. Oh, you know what?
I know what that is. A grinder. It's a sharpener. Don't take an expert
to figure that out. Probably hooks in
there some kind of way. We know what it is, but I
have no clue what it's worth. You got a clue? No. Somebody,
somewhere, will know. This will definitely make my
locker a cut above Mary's. So we got two end tables,
and this coffee table. Ivy, where are the glass
pieces that go on top? - Where's the top?
- I'm still looking. - Well--
- Good luck. You know where they're at. Being as you're
country like me? You don't have the glass,
you put plywood on top. No. Oh, my god. Selling it like
that, 25 bucks. Now, that's pretty cool. I don't know if we
have the glass for it. I bet I know somebody
that might have it. Oh, I know who has
the glass for it. It's just around the corner. Mary, do you know who
has the glass for that? Just around the corner. This right here, I can
get 50 bucks like it is. Maybe 150, if I had the glass. Hockey table. I know I saw 'em with that. Oh, yeah. We got the legs, so
that's at least 25 bucks. And we have the pucks. Well, this here, and
this here, 60 bucks. This right here, 30 bucks. The lamps, 10 bucks. Now, there's a rule-- you got a strong
nose, we open it. If you got a weak
nose, we close. What do you have? A strong nose. It's on. Hey! Only a little bit of mold. 200 bucks, right here. This couch and the
loveseat together, real leather, all the pillows-- no rips, no tears-- 250 bucks right there. And I still got the
skate sharpener. Oh, Ivy? Oh, you guys are still here? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6,
7, 8 pieces of glass. I have every
piece of glass you need for every base you have. I'm listening. For the low,
low price of $185, which is only what
Mary paid for it, she would be
willing to turn over all of these beautiful
goods to you. What do you think? I don't think so. No. Dang it, Cody! Why did you bring him?
