Stop Doing THIS 'After Dark'! GIRLS HATE IT!

girls have read it what something guys see done in porn that you wish they would stop trying to do in real life when they grab both sides of my thong and pull it up like that will feel good instead of giving me a massive cooch wedgie no foreplay I need to be properly wet before you shove it in me please rubbing my [ __ ] like it's a burnt piece of food stuck to a pan this goes for that fake lesbian porn to quit rubbing like it's a stain on a carpet treating every vagina the same that aggressive rubbing doesn't work for everyone different strokes for different folks seriously finger aggressively if anyone here says Tombstone Piledriver then I'm sorry just pulled this off of the urban dictionary thought this applies when giving your ho is standing 69 just before you come pull out shoot her in the eye and tombstone the [ __ ] straight to hell I hate when guys stick it in fast and just start pumping away go slow let me feel the stretch and when you're all the way in pause for a second maybe kiss me possibly pull halfway back out and then slam it back in and go to town if y'all want that initial entry is one of the best parts of sex please don't ruin it for me look buddy I really just wanted to order a pizza doing it super fast like he's never going to have sex again I mean please calm down and relax this is not a race and it hurts you don't always have to her hard in fact sometimes that's not right to do sometimes you got to make some love and give her some smooches to grabbing the back of my head and forcing it down I'm sorry I am NOT a sword swallower I have actual gag reflexes please stop expecting anal sex to be that easy it requires preparation and lots of Lube it's not at all like I you in your and then just go straight to anal town the second I want to it requires preparation and lots of Lube if you think you have used enough Lube you need more if you think you have used too much you probably use just the right amount if you are having to swim around the room swim to the window and open it you've used too much thinking that if they have an above average penis there's some sort of God and then trying to slam it in as deep as they can female porn stars are actresses going too deep with a big member actually hurts you can even see some women in porn pushing back on the guy's size when they start getting deep please don't try to poke my tonsils through my vagina Thanks some of you all need to stop having sex with the people you're having sex with god damn set up hidden cameras long going ass to without washing their tentacles in-between thinking they can shove their dick in your throat trying to force the dig deeper down your throat while giving oral unlike porn stars I have a gag reflex and not it's not hot for me to gag on your dick and almost throw up on you it kills the mood for me and makes me not want to go down again had a guy spit in my mouth the first time he did it I thought it was like some weird accident of over salivating and then he did it again and when I asked what he was doing he said he saw it in porn once completely turned me off so gross oh god it happened to me once this idiot guy I was just switched whole on me no warning whatsoever and not even slow one moment I'm having a lovely time getting next minute I'm crying in the bathroom with a painful bleeding [ __ ] he was pleading at the door saying he is inexperienced and saw it in a porn I was traumatized for months as a virgin I'm taking notes on what not to do blackmailing the stepsisters slapping the dick on me I'm not a bass guitar ffs don't spit on me please Jesus it's disgusting instant mood killer look anything goes as long as you have the permission this shouldn't be difficult I almost said hard but yes it should be hard molesting schoolgirls in Japanese subway trains fingers freely moving between the and [ __ ] and vice versa have y'all never heard of cross contamination jamming it in at light speed slow entry feels good too you know it's okay to take it slow and go in a little bit at a time also please know that saying I'm gonna RAM my down your throat is not always the sexiest thing to say when you're trying to turn someone on maybe try being a little less aggressive unless your partner specifically asks for it being rough in kinky is great but sometimes you want to and sometimes you want to make love check in with your partner on which one would feel best at that moment basically everything that's done without consent porn makes it seem like you can do anything to any woman at any time and she'll love it ask first choking slapping anal on the face etc can be fun or not but ask first don't go with the porn mentality that women are always wanting and willing not everyone is into that and there's nothing wrong with that face I'm not interested in choking to death on your dick and you won't like it much when I puke on you when you tell a guy that you're close or just like that and they think that's code for going lightning fast all of a sudden like no I just wanted you to continue doing the same thing with some encouragement don't set my vagina on fire that thing where they repeatedly slapped the woman's with their flat hand or with their penis what's the point of that it doesn't feel good nor does it hurt in the sexy kind of way and it looks ridiculous instant turnoff it's rude to enter before knocking trying to my step-mom without asking me if it's ok first please don't come on my face without some kind of warning it can get get in my eyes motorboating or spitting on my during oral I should have been more clear I meant when guys motorboat my not that motor voting my boobs is much better this is my personal preference though your miss Oh might love it well my boyfriend thinks he can make me just by pounding me really hard it does feel good but it won't make me I think he wishes thinks it would though because of porn all it really does is make him too tired really fast monologuing I've already talked about how porn creates unrealistic expectations for sex because there's no discussion about consent and everything is previously agreed upon prior to filming so the impression is that all acts are standard and acceptable for sex without discussion that being said don't monologue during it don't narrate don't tell me everything I'm doing yeah you bounce on that I see you look at those titties bouncing I love watching you bounce on my oh god you're slowing down oh you're doing that thing with your hips that's so good now you're leaning forward oh you're kissing my chest this feels amazing I know what I'm doing I'm glad you're enjoying it however you're making it hard to enjoy myself when you describe everything I'm doing tell me you like it Mon tell me what you want but don't narrate like I'm not Harold Crick you're not Karen Eiffel and this isn't stranger than fiction stop narrating everything sometimes I just like to have sex without getting slapped strangled or told to take the you edit this wasn't meant as I'm being abused just some guys think they're mr. gray try and be dominate like they've seen it in porn or TV without the skills and knowledge of how make it enjoyable for both parties you like that you've [ __ ] assuming the other person is okay with whatever instead of talking about it first some people are into rough porn like sex some hate it that's why you ask thumb in butthole when in doggy get your thumb out of my ass I'm not a bowling ball grappling the titties it's supposed to be a nice touch not a damn mammogram and also slapping I have had girls who wanted their nipples turned like radio dials their entire breasts needed like bread dough and everything up to that so I'm gonna guess it is highly lady specific tits are like golf you play the course you're on surprise anal spitting in your face act like a Dom when really you're just an abusive dick ignoring no like if we didn't discuss it and establish a safe word then WTF when I'm minding my own business and picking lemons off a tree and he slaps my face and calls me a [ __ ] thinking he can shove his dick in my nose what slapping I really don't get it smacking me in the face with your dick it hurts and that is not what's happening out there in the streets inserting penis in vagina or anus without sufficient lubrication ramming to me as hard as possible the entire time yeah it feels good for a while but if you have stamina I can't handle that for 20 minutes straight not a girl but I'd like to see porn stars have sex like human beings instead of endurance robots spitting in place of Lube spitting in general really aggressive fingering surprised anal aggressive thrusting grabbing my ears like their handles during [ __ ] shoving my head down like they think I won't 100% puke on them jackhammering away like there's a land speed record to break shoving me into really uncomfortable positions without warning doing basically any without bothering to find out if I'm okay with it is it that difficult to concept Jesus who all these dudes spitting on people thankfully pornhub wasn t around when I was younger so I D i dnt have many bad habits for my stepsister to break me out of obviously it's not gonna fit without Lube and a little patience why TF would you try to shove it in that hurts shoving their tongue inside the vagina don't really know if it's in porn but it doesn't feel like anything long okay guys don't let answers on this thread fool you these are opinions of individual girls and not girls in general it's best you ask your partner what they like and don't like during sex and be open about your sexual interests with each other absolutely at no point whether today or after you have broken up do you mock anyone's sexual interests you take it to your grave ITT guys saying well my ex liked it trying bender some weird-ass way especially doing it fast like they can just assume every girl can bend the way they see in porn that can hurt and makes things awkward porn positions are also designed to be camera friendly not pleasure friendly I've been manhandled into positions that didn't hurt but they really weren't any fun I've also been manhandled into positions and had to stop everything because oMFG ow my hip flexor and some positions the only thing you goner accomplished is a queef or a fart or a queef that you thought was a fart Congrats now we're all upset you want to see if you can move into a position asked or slowly gently start to move her body so she can tell you when it isn't comfortable or she isn't down through it before you've strained her muscles or shoved an air bubble up her [ __ ] nothing ruins the whole mood like being in some twister ass position having no fun wondering why you bother not a girl but I hate most of those rough porn videos they are unrealistic I like being kinky but I'm sure most girls prefer it when you ask for permission to do something it's not weird it's being respectful and touching them where they are sensitive can hurt if you finger really fast one of my closest friends lost his girlfriend because he kept fingering her really fast and it kind of hurt her she got fed up and dumped him admiring themselves grab your junk once and show it off but then come and take care of me I'm not just gonna sit there staring at your hand around your junk and get turned on you need to put in more effort than that this thread is about why porn ruin sex lives of women the clitoris is sensitive I don't know about other women but I can't stand when my boyfriend touches it with his bare hands let alone vigorously rubbing it like they do in porn fingering as if they're digging their way to China good lord please stop that hurts obsession with squirting please stop I'm not gonna come if you finger me for five seconds with a single sandpapery ass finger the clitoris is the penis of the woman and unless you hit just the right spot you're not gonna get very far with penetration alone sticking their fingers in my mouth I'm not against it but I don't want to taste whatever the you've touched all day give them a wash tweaking nipples oh my god it hurts talking to his friends about what goes on in our bedroom I'm private not a porn star I'll dump you over that pulling hair without permission choking without permission coming all over her without permission spanking without permission these are just a few of the things that you need to discuss before sex or ask her during sex foreplay is essential most of the time it's what gets a woman excited wet and shivering with anticipation foreplay is not smacking a woman's clipped with your hand I once slept with someone who told me this was how it was to be done he actually told me that I was wrong about what made me feel good nor is it instantly fingering her at speed you need to start slow Anil isn't spit and slide in you should really use Lube if you can and prepare her [ __ ] first because so many men seem to know so little about how to do anal properly I've ended up being very selective of sexual partners when it comes to that [Music]

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Published: Wed Sep 04 2019