MARTIN AND MARTIN SHORT. [ APPLAUSE ] >>> THANK YOU! THANK YOU. THANK YOU, THANK YOU SO MUCH GOOD EVENING, EVERYONE I'M -- >> AND I'M STEVE MARTIN. >> AND WE'RE SO EXCITED -- >> AND WHAT A THRILL IT IS FOR US TO BE HOEGS "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE." >> STEVE, HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU HOSTED >> OH, GOSH, I HAVEN'T REALLY THOUGHT ABOUT IT HIT IT [ APPLAUSE ] >> WOW >> AND HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU HOSTED, MARTY? >> HIT IT. [ APPLAUSE ] >> I'M KIND OF AN A NOSTALGIA MODE I WANT TO SHOW YOU A PHOTO FROM ONE OF MY EARLY HOSTING YEARS. THAT'S ME WITH JOHN, DAN AND MICK JAGGER. AND RIGHT AFTER THIS PHOTO WAS TA TAKEN, WE TESTED POSITIVE FOR EVERYTHING. >> STEVE, WE ARE LIKE HARRY AND MEGHAN NO ONE IS ROOTING FOR US, BUT YOU'LL TUNE IN TO WATCH ANYWAY WHAT'S BEEN SO FABULOUS THIS WEEK IS GETTING TO KNOW THE NEW CAST STEVE, HONESTLY, THEY LOVE YOU BEHIND YOUR BACK, THE NEW CAST REFER TO YOU AS A WHOLE ENTERTAINER. >> THAT'S SWEET. >> WELL, I ADDED THE WORD ENTERTAINER. >> AND I HAVE TO SAY THAT FOR ME, WORKING WITH MARTY SHORT IS LIKE WORD CUP SOCCER. >> AW. >> SOMEHOW, I JUST CAN'T GET INTO IT. >> WE ARE CURRENTLY WORKING ON THE THIRD SEASON OF OUR HULU SERIES "O"ONLY MURDERS IN THE BUILDING". OUR SHOW IS LIKE STEVE AT THE URINAL, IT STREAMS FOR 32 MINUTES. >> NOW, YOU KNOW, THIS IS KIND OF INTERESTING EVERY NIGHT BEFORE THE SHOW, MARTY AND I HAVE A RITUAL WE DO TO PREPARE FOR THE EVENING'S PERFORMANCE. WE WERE DOING IT BACKSTAGE, AND I NOTICED ONE OF THE BACK STAGE CREW WAS VIDEO TAPING US, AND I THOUGHT, THAT WOULD BE INTERESTING TO SHOW THE AUDIENCE SO HERE IS MARTY AND I GETTING READY FOR TONIGHT'S SHOW. >> AND CAN I SAY, STEVE -- >> LET THEM LAUGH. >> CAN I SAY TRUTHFULLY I ADORE WORKING WITH YOU AND I HOPE WE CAN DO THIS FOREVER. >> OF COURSE I THOUGHT ABOUT THAT, BUT I REALIZED YOU'RE NOT GOING TO LIVE FOREVER, AND THAT IS SAD BECAUSE YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO HEAR THE WONDERFUL THINGS I'M GOING TO SAY AT YOUR MEMORIAL. SO I THOUGHT, WHY WAIT SO WHAT I DID WAS I WROTE UP YOUR EULOGY SO YOU CAN HEAR IT NOW. >> THAT IS SUCH A COINCIDENCE BECAUSE I DID THE SAME THING I WROTE YOUR EULOGY. >> REALLY? LET'S READ THEM TOGETHER >> WHY NOT. >> THIS IS A SAD MOMENT. CAN YOU PLAY SOMETHING SAD FOR US, PLEASE >> NOT SAD ENOUGH. ANYTHING SADDER? ♪ >> NO, NO, NO. DO YOU HAVE SOMETHING REALLY, REALLY SAD ♪ [ LAUGHTER ] >> SO, MARTY, I DEDICATE THIS EULOGY TO YOU. WOW, NOT MUCH OF A TURNOUT MARTY DID NOT WANT TO BE DE CREMATED TOO LATE BUT I'LL ALWAYS BE HAUNTED BY MARTY'S LAST WORDS TESLA AUTO PILOT, ENGAGE >> THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT THINGS THAT I COULD SAY ABOUT STEVE MARTIN, BUT THIS HARDLY SEEMS THE TIME NOR THE PLACE OH, STEVE, YOU BLAND OVERRATED WHITE HAIRED SON OF A BITCH. WHERE DID YOU GO I KNOW STEVE IS LOOKING DOWN ON US RIGHT NOW BECAUSE HE ALWAYS LOOKED DOWN ON EVERYBODY AND YES, I LEARNED SO MUCH FROM STEVE. FOR EXAMPLE, HE TAUGHT ME YOU DON'T NEED TO RESTRICT A URINAL TO JUST NUMBER ONE >> EVEN AT THE END, MARTY HAD A WONDERFUL GIRLFRIEND SMART, BEAUTIFUL, AND SO REALISTIC. BUT MARTY WAS ALWAYS SEXUALLY ACTIVE AS LONG AS THERE WERE BATTERIES IN THE HOUSE BUT MARTY WAS TAKEN AWAY FROM US TOO SOON BUT SADLY, NOT BEFORE HE PLAYED JACK FROST IN "SANTA CLAUS 3". >> OH, STEVE, IT'S SO HARD TO LOOK AT YOU IN THAT OPEN CASKET, MOTIONLESS, COLORLESS, STIFF, SO LIFE LIKE. AND YET, SEEING YOU IN YOUR CASKET REMINDS ME OF THAT CLASSIC SNL SKETCH, DICK IN A BOX. [ APPLAUSE ] THANK YOU. THE GOOD NEWS IS WITH STEVE GONE, DOWNLOADS SHOULD BE SO MUCH FASTER ON PORN HUB. PEOPLE ALWAYS ASK ME WHAT STEVE WAS REALLY LIKE, AND I WOULD SAY, I DON'T KNOW, YOU'RE HIS WIFE AND HE'S SUCH A GREAT DAD, AND YOU CAN TELL THAT FROM HIS CHILDREN THEY'RE SO POLITE. YOU GO TO HIS HOUSE AND THEY SAY, WOULD YOU LIKE ANYTHING, MR. SHORT? CAN I GET YOU A DRINK, MR. SHORT? CAN YOU GIVE THIS NOTE TO THE POLICE, MR. SHORT? >> NOW THAT MARTY IS GOB,NE, WH WILL I EVER WORK WITH? >> HOW ABOUT ME? WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW
These two are an international treasure.
Steve: "With Marty gone, who will I ever work with?"
Chevy Chase: "Hi Ste-"
Steve: "Absolutely not!"
Duologue?
My wife and I saw them live about a month ago and they were amazing! I highly recommend if they're coming to your area to go check them out! Most of these jokes were ripped directly from their act.
Love them both.
I dvr'd the episode. The audio on the cold open through the first break was off.
Longer than I was expecting.
Mirror, please
I've missed SNL. It sucks it moved from Hulu, but I refuse to watch it on Peacock.