You're looking good. Yeah. You're looking good. Yeah, look like money. Uh-huh. Yeah. Look at you, with your--
you changed your whole look. Was it on purpose? Did you say, you know
what, I'm going to go for a whole new thing now? - Uh, kind of like that. I was on vacation. And I actually left my
Just for Men at home. 'Cause I had been dying
my mustache black. And I left it at home. And so I was on vacation. So I didn't dye it. And then the rest of
it started growing in. And next thing I
knew, I went, damn. This either going
to be sexy, or I'm ugly as hell, one of the two. And so I went on-- my wife
told me to keep it, though. Yeah, it's good. I love it. Do you really? Oh, yeah. Does anyone not like it? It looks great. [APPLAUSE] Yeah, I mean, there's some
haters, haters, always. Instagram, they
just stay on that. I don't know what they do. They just-- they
don't like nothing. One dude said, you look old. I said, wait a minute. I've been living more than a
half a century, plus a decade, plus two more damn years. Dog, I am old. Yeah, that's-- old
is the goal, though. And this has made
me 82% smarter. [APPLAUSE] Has it? Yeah. How is that? How's that? Well, I know more now
because of this beard. I know more. Is that right? Yeah. My grandkids, they test
me all the time, stuff. I don't-- I'm not as happy
as most grandparents are. What? I don't really get it. I really don't. I-- oh, here come the grandkids! I go, damn. Because-- I thought you
did like having grandkids. Because you just have
them for a short time. And then they go away. Yeah, but, see,
my wife is really into this grandparent thing. So she lets them stay
over at the house. And I told her, that's not
how this is supposed to work. They're supposed to come
over and then go home. When they spend the
night, I don't-- [AH-ING] And that's the newest
one, that's number five. Look at the wig on that thing. That's got-- That's little Ezra. He's number five. He broke the tie. So now it's three
boys and two girls. Oh, that is adorable. How old is he? I have no idea. [LAUGHTER] Yeah. I haven't played with him yet. No? No, I don't like them when
they don't have head control. I don't-- I don't-- I don't-- I don't like playing
with kids with no head control. Hold your head-- hold
your damn head up! Yeah, yeah, you have
to support their head. Yeah. Yeah, I do like that. You got to put them
two fingers back there. Yeah, no. And then they slide off. And you feel
responsible for them. Yeah, I understand. So you wait for the head
control to play with them. Yeah, then and only then. And I need a couple
of words, too. I don't like that stage
where they don't do nothing. They just little blobs. And they'll-- I
don't care for that. So I'll wait to where
they can say, papa. At least say that, and
then I'll play with them. Other than that, I
just disown them. All right, we'll change
the subject, then. You get-- is this
you or your wife that gets totally into decorating? Because Halloween,
for you, was-- that it was a lot that you did. No, it was a lot my wife did. I was going to say, so-- I mean, look at that! You're the most popular
house in the neighborhood. That's really sad. That's just Halloween. Yeah. Who does that for Halloween? So what is she going to
do for Christmas then? That kind of thing? A big thing? No, I had to talk her
down a little bit. Because Marjorie has
a rationale problem. And so I tried to
get her to understand that we're not Staples
Center, that you keep bring all this stuff in here. So for Christmas, she wants a
[? little ?] ice skating rink for the grandkids. Well, that is fun. No, it's not. OK. I was trying to be positive. And then she says,
everybody, go ice skate! I can't ice skate. I got to go to work tomorrow. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Right. Do they ice skate? Have they ice skated before? Nah, hell no. No, well then, yeah. It's dangerous. Yeah. It's just very dangerous. You don't see black people
trying to ice skate. Yeah. Until, oh, there can't be
nothing else left to do. Yeah. You damn-near got to
be out of ideas for us to go ice skating, ice
skating and curling. Just-- just something you
just ain't going to see us readily involved in. Yeah, well, I don't think we
even see white people curling. No, that's-- [LAUGHS] That's rare for us, too. All right.
