Steve Harvey Doesn't Like Being a Grandfather

HOW ARE YOU? WOW. >> ALL RIGHT. >> STEVE, I WAS PREPARED FOR YOUR BEARD, AND YOUR BEARD IS NOW GONE. >> I HAD A BEARD. MY WIFE CAME IN YESTERDAY AND SAID TAKE IT OFF. AND I MISUNDERSTOOD HER. I DIDN'T KNOW SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT THE BEARD. SO I WAS JUST SITTING IN THE CHAIR NAKED. AND NOTHING HAPPENED. SO SHE WANTED IT OFF. THIS IS CRAZY, MAN. >> Jimmy: ISN'T SHE THE WON WHO ENCOURAGED YOU TO GROW THE BUILD? >> SHE TOLD ME LAST SUMMER ON VACATION. I GROW THE BEARD OUT. IT'S GRAY. I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH GRAY IN THE MUSTACHE YET. THIS IS JUST FOR MEN. AND SHE TOLD ME YOU LOOK DISTINGUISHED. AND THEN YESTERDAY SHE SAID YOU LOOK OLD. I WENT FROM DISTINGUISHED TO OLD. SO SHE TOLD ME TO -- >> Jimmy: AND YOU DID IT. WITHOUT HESITATION? >> IT'S TIME TO START SHOOTING "FAMILY FEUD". AND "LITTLE BIG SHOTS ". YOU DON'T WANT TO SCARE THE KIDS. >> Jimmy: YOU FEEL THE BEARD WOULD BE UPSETTING TO THE CHILDREN? YOU JUST GOT BACK FROM VACATION. >> WE WAS DOWN, DOWN SOMEWHERE. >> Jimmy: DO YOU NOT WANT PEOPLE TO KNOW? IS IT A PLACE YOU GO REGULARLY? >> YEAH. I DON'T LIKE BEING ON TMZ. I STAY OFF OF IT. I JUST DON'T GO NOWHERE. I JUST GO OUT, MAN. WE WERE DOWN THERE, WE WENT TO THIS PLACE, AND THERE ARE SHARKS. >> Jimmy: REALLY? OKAY? >> THE SHINES IS POSTED EVERYWHERE. BEWARE OF THE SHARKS. THERE'S NO ONE IN THE WATER, AND SO THIS GUY COMES UP. WE'RE ON THE DOCK JUST LOOKING AT THE SHARKS. HE SAYS YOU CAN SWIM WITH THOSE. AND I SAID SWIM WITH WHAT. HE SAID YOU CAN SWIM WITH THE SHARKS. I SAID YOU SEE THE DAMN SIGNS? HE SAID NO, THOSE ARE BULL SHARKS. THOSE ARE NURSERY SHARKS. HOW THE HELL I KNOW THE DIFFERENCE IN ALL OF THEM BULL SHARKS TO ME. AND IN ALL OF SHARK HISTORY, YOU'VE NEVER SEEN A BLACK PERSON BE ATTACKED BY A SHARK. EVER. >> Jimmy: IS THAT TRUE? >> EVER. YOU CAN WATCH SHARK WEEK ALL YEARLONG. WE ARE NOT INVOLVED IN SHARK ATTACKS. >> Jimmy: WOW. >> I'M VERY PROUD OF THAT. >> Jimmy: YEAH. SHOWING BETTER JUDGMENT? >> IT'S BLACK HISTORY MONTH. YOU NEED TO KNOW STUFF LIKE THIS. >> Jimmy: WAS THIS LIKE A BIG FAMILY VACATION? WERE ALL THE HARVEYS HERE? >> NO. JUST THE WIFE. WE DON'T EVEN TELL THE KIDS WHEN WE'RE GOING PLACES. THEY GOT JOBS NOW. THEY SHOW UP. >> Jimmy: IS THAT TRUE? WILL THEY SHOW UP ON YOUR VACATION? >> YEAH. THEY JUST APPEAR. OH, WE HERE. BECAUSE MY WIFE LOVES THE GRAND KIDS. WE HAVE GRAND KIDS NOW. AND HERE'S THE BABIES. I BE GOING, THE BABIES? I DON'T EVEN WANT TO SEE Y'ALL ASS. THEY BROUGHT THE BABIES. MY WIFE LOVES BEING A GRANDMOTHER. >> Jimmy: YEAH. AND YOU SAY THAT YOUR WIFE LOVES BEING A GRANDMA. I TAKE THAT TO MEAN YOU DON'T NECESSARILY LOVE BEING A GRANDFATHER? >> NOT AT ALL. >> Jimmy: WHAT IS IT ABOUT IT? >> I DON'T KNOW WHAT EVERYBODY WAS TALKING ABOUT. WHEN YOU BECOME A GRANDPARENT, YOU GOING TO LOVE IT. WHAT? I DIDN'T SPEND ALL MY LIFE TRYING TO BECOME AN EMPTY NESTER. I WANTED MY KIDS TO GO AWAY, GET OUT. NOW THEY COME BACK WITH MORE PEOPLE. THEY KEEP COMING. >> Jimmy: BUT YOU MUST SPEND TIME WITH THEM. I WOULD IMAGINE -- BECAUSE YOUR WIFE WANTS TO, THAT'S WHAT YOU DO. >> YEAH. YOU HAVE TO. >> Jimmy: DO YOU HAVE SLEEPOVERS WITH THE KIDS? >> THAT'S THE PART THAT I DON'T. WE HAVE TOO MANY SLEEPOVERS. THE KIDS ARE SLICK. THEY ALL LIVE OUT HERE. EXCEPT ONE OF MY DAUGHTERS IN ATLANTA WITH HER LITTLE BOY. THE REST OF THEM IS OUT HERE. SO IT'S ONE, TWO, THREE, IT'S FOUR OF THEM OUT HERE, AND THEY COME OVER LIKE AT 6:00 SO THEY CAN GO ON A DATE, THE PARENTS. BY THE TIME WE GET THEM TO SLEEP AROUND 9:00, THEY REAL SLICK. THEY WAIT UNTIL ABOUT 11:30 AND THEN THEY CALL. WANT US TO COME AND WAKE THE KIDS UP AND TAKE THEM HOME? YOU KNOW GOOD WELL WE DON'T WANT TO WAKE THEY ASS UP. WHO WANTS TO WAKE UP THEM AND GET THEM OUT OF BED? WE JUST GOT THEM TO SLEEP. AND THEN THEY HAVE TO HAVE BREAKFAST. I FEED THEM BREAKFAST. >> Jimmy: WHAT DOES GRANDPA STEVE MAKE FOR BREAKFAST? >> MY KIDS ARE VEGAN. >> Jimmy: REALLY? >> NO. DON'T CLAP FOR THAT. >> Jimmy: DO THEY GIVE YOU RULES? DO YOUR KIDS GIVE YOU RULES ABOUT DON'T FEED THEM MEAT? >> YEAH. I DIDN'T RAISE THEM TO BE THIS. YOU KNOW? LIKE THEY COME OVER TO THE HOUSE, AND I'M A BBQ MAN. I'M IN THERE, AND I'M BBQ'ING AND THEN THEY COME IN AND GO WHAT IS THAT I SMELL? YOU KNOW GOOD AND HELL WELL WHAT IT IS. IT'S MEAT. I DON'T LIKE THE SMELL OF MEAT. YOU DIDN'T SAY THAT WHEN YOU WAS GOING TO COLLEGE FOR FREE. AND YOU KNOW WHO PAID FOR THAT? YOUR MEAT-EATING ASS DADDY. THAT'S WHO PAID FOR THAT. NOW YOU DON'T LIKE IT. >> Jimmy: STEVE, DO YOU LOOK AT THESE GUYS WHO ARE MANY COMEDIANS ARE COMING BACK AND DOING STANDUP AGAIN. IS THAT SOMETHING YOU THINK -- NOT THAT YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH JOBS BUT SOMETHING YOU WANT TO DO AGAIN? >> MAN, I DID NFL HONORS RIGHT BEFORE THE SUPER BOWL. AND I DID -- I WAS SUPPOSED TO DO AN EIGHT MINUTE SET. IT ENDED UP BEING 12. I FELT REALLY GOOD. I GOT BIT A LITTLE BIT. >> Jimmy: YOU DID? >> I KIND OF FELT LIKE MAYBE I SHOULD COME BACK AND DO ONE MORE. ONE MORE.

Channel: Jimmy Kimmel Live

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Length: 6min 39sec (399 seconds)

Published: Tue Feb 12 2019