PKA 471 - Joe Rogan's Body, Taylor was Right about Chickens, Netflix's The Witcher

pka episode 471 Kyle couple sponsors tonight get quit and Bellucci well throw them away around the show of course but yeah just a three of us it is Christmas after all it was hard to navigate a night but I don't think that's gonna hold us back plenty hapax lots of holiday cheer to get around I'm sure we all had a wonderful holiday what you ever holiday we we all that's beautiful let's get this shirt was such a disappointment it was supposed to be a Christmas sweater it online it looked knit it looked like a sweater the picture that they had taken after it came and I was so disappointed this is like like a thick version of those high performance shirts that a professional gamer might wear and it's not at all what I supposed to be a sweater and in camera it looks fine I'm sure in person it looks pretty [ __ ] like if it caught fire it would immediately melt you do not bring this to war yeah it's really bad have you ever seen those old videos like warning women not to wear stockings on airlines yeah they show what happens if stockings like first of all don't wear stockings anytime ladies because those things are made of gasoline or gunpowder or both I'm not sure which when they go up they it's like a flash fire it's like it's like flash powder and they just melt to your flesh it's instant and it makes them totally unfuckable yeah we won't want their skin yeah I certainly don't I mean I still think the point of going on you know like I don't you know how like there's certain people you have the most empathy for like just everybody kind of yeah burn victims are up there people with lazy eyes are up there for me like just like weird little things like that crippled speech impediments I have that like if someone has like a bad speech impediment in my hand on my the IRA that's so terrible back but like imagine like if a woman with like you know we're burn victims get worth like it's so bad that their neck skin just becomes like a line yes where it's like if you ever were like hey Susan let's be the entire time I train presenting jujitsu like if you were asked to give a pity [ __ ] to someone who had bad burns on their body would that empathy be enough to push them to do know I was on reddit the [ __ ] is in play let me say the pussy's fine not burned yeah what about the opposite situation where the neck is fine but that poor woman spilled the McDonald's coffee on her [ __ ] you ever seen the pictures of their bitch's legs she deserved every dime yeah oh yeah like you that was like the meme for the longest time where it's like if you could sue McDonald's for coffee being too hot and then you look at the details and it's like they served her 400 degrees more to it I just imagine them handing it to her was black Smith Tom there's a game here's the thing people don't know McDonald's did a study right and the study said that it took fifteen that people invade free refills on their coffee and if they serve the coffee hot enough they could get out of giving free refills so they intentionally served burning hot scalding dangerous coffee to save on the refill and they were really guilty of hurting that woman oh yeah and how much is coffee McDonald's you [ __ ] I mean yeah Taylor if you think about the number of people they serve it adds up to dozens of dollars that's true hundreds at the very least I burn victims and not being able there was a double pitiable person I a blind burn victim was on reddit the other day maybe that's a blessing in disguise she can still feel it did she burn herself because she's blind and like tipped over something like a candle if she got burned or yeah or as did she just get burned in that blind or two because that's a two birds one stone she looked fine from the head up but like her torso was just a real horrorshow and wearing a bikini like a six out of ten we're giving her the that's given her the burn victim bonus it yeah anyway like a half melted wax smiling and and they're like she's wearing the bikini and she's smiling and she's all burnt up and she's blind and the number one comment I love her smile someone's trying extra hard to be nice to Solomon just no lips you look absolutely ghoulish burn victim that's gonna be the worst kind of injury to have is if it's on your face or a big part of your body cuz it's like it seems like your skin just doesn't recover from that you're just kind of [ __ ] I wonder how well it can recover like we've all seen the worst of it but what does modern medicine do now with skin like they can get you people are very sensitive especially the face is not being quite right but if you're just a little bit off we're brought a little bit but how well can they do now not that I don't know probably was last week all right well then she's not done right I want to see a woman who was burned five years ago that's what this was she these weren't fresh burns I mean she was she was like a old timey burn victim there's nothing they can do there's actually a movie coming out called about this lady who gets terribly busy this lady gets terribly disfigured her face it's like the skin is ripped off her jaw her like cheese and her teeth are all exposed like and and she goes to this experimental clinic whether they uses stem cells but the stem cells somehow turn our interests of some sort of like bloodthirsty rabid person it's it's one of those like you know it's horror movie I would imagine stem cells is the next leap forward because skin grafts that's just well fish getting the underlying air issue yeah fish skin is huge we talked about this where you guys thought I was lying when I said that that trans person got a place forgot in this conversation and I still think you're like are you new here you expect me figured out tilapia skin like if you burn yourself real bad you can use that and that apparently is pretty helpful and it doesn't give you scales like it just kind of looks like of course it doesn't give you scale laser scalish Finn dumped their skill is fish dummy that's what that's why it's all catfish [Laughter] [Laughter] do while we're body shaming should we move on to Joe Rogan does he deserve interesting I thought I was gonna have the only take on this I didn't think your let me pull off like 55 I think he's got an HGH body or TRT or something but I'm fat I can't thirst oh he's not fat no I said I'm fat but okay as an HGH body you haven't seen this photo yet but you obviously he's got oh you have yes you're gonna lick it see they're waiting for my body look you have it yeah which is a side effect of HGH right organ oh okay all right so look his his midsection ours that's not fat you know right one of the issues I think that we're gonna have with this particular image is the resolutions a little low because it's like a screencap or whatever okay so so what what what are actually abs look kind of like fade together and kind of look like flab but he does have an unnatural look about him he's it is an unnatural look however I'm gonna go with that that thing what he says all the time about how like those old ladies with facelifts well you don't look old or young you're a whole new thing and I'm necessarily worse than the alternative yeah exactly so I showed this picture to my wife and daughter and they both thought he was horrific and I'm like ah I get that he's not your standard I like Kyle's phrasing of a whole new thing but when you look at 50 whoo I'm pretty sure about that 52 year olds I think that's a top 5% body 52 year-old comedians chair all day yeah that that's a top 5 percent body I think I I think that whatever version of him that has never had testosterone and HGH and stuff not maybe if your thing is being particularly sensitive to bubble guts or whatever then you disagree but dude whatever hypothetical universe Joe is out there I think it's way worse than that I mean I I didn't follow the picture and like read all the threads or anything but what I was seeing from people at least on Twitter of the picture was like no one was saying all Joe's fad that was more like I we knew it we knew he was on a bunch of HGH she's got a [ __ ] cut gottoms as if like you couldn't tell like his head might be almost as big as mine at this point like almost you imagine if I cut on a ridge but yeah look at his shoulder girdle like his the UH nice cut under his pecs the got a nice build the trapper next to his if people don't know traps is this muscle here and it kind of goes from your neck to your deltoids like that and you can look a little pencil Nikki and like he looks buff it if you look from his neck to his chest hurt like 1% better you know very good his belly you know like some people are gonna get turned off by that but I see and see it and think yeah is it like a Brock Lesnar II kind of big thick guy but not fat he's just got big organs now yeah I don't know I wonder if HGH is worth it right because correct me if you guys know more about this but it's my understanding that people take HGH to pair with testosterone for all their joint health and their ligaments like if you just take tea people get injured at least in sports like you know hockey and whatever but if you take HGH then all of a sudden like your your durable as well as strong cuz your nhe is that sound right do you guys know more about that I don't know it's but when you ask does that sound right of any question well that that's my take on it that it that the HGH is supposed to make all your connecting tissue stronger so that you can workout without getting hurt but if I'm Jo I wonder if aesthetically just he would have been better oh maybe how tall is Joe Rogan very like his head is so big that it's making him look very short there but you know his head is artificially inflated like I said makes him look short I yeah yeah because he's not like good like a kind of a dwarf proportion like a Peter Dinklage feel okay I see it's like he'd mine well a great miner you want to have it he seems to have a lot of gold what is that cool that's more what is that coolest [ __ ] thing on his desk glowing green glowing green oh it looks like next to the Nazi helmet Liam yeah it looks like a fancy clock that's what I thought it might be is it was just huge swastika I'm like a huge fan they're like displaying all the flags behind yeah this isn't his arms look awesome yes looking guilt yeah it is he's just it's he's not flexing I want to see a man like literally pose right because I'm looking at his legs they look like strong legs they're just not flexed right now yeah oh no I'm sure he has strong legs yeah he works out [ __ ] constantly right he'll post videos of him like making really aggressive grimaces as he's swinging battle ropes around it's like this is battle ropes so funny I've never done Bala ropes but it seems like people get exhausted in like 12 to 15 seconds I'm like can you even get any benefit out of exhaustion in 12 to 15 like this if Joe last 15 seconds then I got what for and me is that even exercising that's one of those workouts the battle ropes where you watch someone do it and you're like I could swing ropes but I guarantee you get three swings and you're like oh no I'm tired these are heavy ropes but yeah my family thought Joe Rogan had like like they acted like he was a bird victim like he was a repulsive and not that's crazy it is it so guys and girls look at bodies differently male bodies differently right I think guys really like value the muscles and the biceps and this and that and I think girls look at is it plays Deadpool Yeah right Ryan Reynolds I think they look at Ryan Reynolds is the near perfect and then all the deviations from that are towards the negative so even a guy like I don't know Thor is pretty perfect but you know someone who's even bigger and stronger they might say add too much the Bautista guy who plays you know the purple silly alien and sure that's too much for most people I think see but if you ask a guy it's I think that his body or Ryan Reynolds I'm like do I want to buy the rental the guy who bursts into a room and people are just barely talk euler pat downs and frightening I would prefer Ryan Reynolds I think but Bautista when I look at his body all I think is like how much chicken does he eat a day like how many pounds of a [ __ ] rotisserie chicken does this man have tea how much toilet paper does he have to go to to maintain the [ __ ] life that he lives how tired is he of whey protein so tired so tired he hydrates on that [ __ ] oh I think part of it wait you're kind of looking into my own thought process maybe is like you know how we Kyle and I very clearly different builds you know Woody and I'm more similar but still different like there's no reality where I could look like Ryan Reynolds like I don't have that lean live build hmm if I were to eat 500 rotisserie chickens a day and just do nothing but lift weights like I could look like Batista a fatter I think it's gonna be a you've just it's that your frame is different you know it's all you know your frame is just different you know yeah when I'm a hundred and fifty [ __ ] pounds I'm like long and lanky as hell like like when you when you're at 150 pounds you look like a that somebody didn't put up like this was like five six years ago or something but the lowest I've been as an adult is 172 or something yeah and when I got home for like a holiday there cuz I wasn't lifting weights I was just dieting and like eating really well and like i was expecting people to be like my family people be like wow like you're looking really good but they were more like you got to stop literally weird like you just look strange your frame does not fit 170 pounds but yeah yeah I I gotta go on a real I in the two weeks leading up to the holiday season little practice catering right yeah we lost three and a half four pounds I've gained it all back I've eaten so much meat so much my grandma sent me home with and I waited on my food scale I had to cut it into small pieces so I could weigh that much from a food scale seven and a half pounds of beef tenderloin cooked perfectly to medium-rare and I have been just feel like a king I'm not beginning any kind of diet until the leftovers we're out to run out I should say you know like I I've got that cranberry marshmallow thing no one likes it but me so you know it's a responsibility that I that I'll maeín up for there's all kinds of turkey leftover I had turkey sandwich today yeah the diet doesn't start until Thanksgiving I'm sorry anything Christmas dinner is gone I can't do anything for Christmas I didn't know special meal no like no gift exchanging no no nothing my gift came in I talked about it before I had it out the front knife and this is what it looks like your Microtech it does that yeah so it turns out so they're legal in North Carolina it's okay to have one but it's tricky to buy one you can't ship it across state lines so a friend of a friend sold them and we managed to buy an in-state and it's really cool I like it I've told the story where my friend who's also into knives and stuff helped picked it out helped pick it out and it's - I thought this switch on the side keep it on camera would be easy like it like almost like a button but it's it's actually a lot of effort to sort of load it up that's the best - yeah it's probably right is this more like an just kind of a novelty you like having it purchase like no no I know but like like it was a very specific use where you were like this out the front would be perfect were you more like these are [ __ ] tight and I want one so what I actually carry in my pocket is this thing it's 11-minute a few different ones and I I just look at normal people with no Leatherman in their pocket I'm like how do you get through your life with just your fingers and fingernails doing everything you don't have a screwdriver for all the loose doors in your house you don't have pliers for everything that needs tight gripping and a knife for all your Amazon boxes like you guys live in with just your fingers or you're missing out I've never been one to take a knife and what I would call abused it right like I've seen people who like let's say a nut was stuck on a stud and it was filled with dirt and rust they take their knife and clean it out so it works better I don't or if a screw needed turning they use their knife I've never used knives like that I keep the sharpness intact I yeah I use it where they're supposed to be used it's just why the Leatherman is nice because it has other implements on it that you can no be so this is like jewelry for guys me it'll probably live in a drawer most of the time but I've wanted it for years and now I have one nice that's it yeah I feel the same way I've always liked those knives I don't know why I think I would look at them and see the price tag and be like now right especially for something you don't like you use all the it's not it's not as utilitarian as a $400 knife should be yes yeah I have another knife it's cheaper let me get it real quick yeah it's for four hundred five hundred dollars that company as kind of a marketing gimmick so they make a couple sizes I prefer the one tinier than that it's very small it looks like a pair of fingernail clippers and it says like click and you got this little mini blade but then as a joke they made the mega tech oh I saw that one no one's got like kick so as a gun guy maybe you can appreciate this I like to from actions on knives in this one it opens in a weird way like you take it and it goes out the side like that and I'll do it with two hands just this better but you sort of bend this sideways and then it flips up and steampunk feeling I like it it's cool I think that's neat I've got this guy how much band-aid paid them to build it like like that yeah like this is a butterfly knife but I think what he took what his fingers off right then best pique ever did I bought a butterfly knife years and years ago and I got way too confident swinging it around once and I really gashed my fingers everyone you have to hold like yeah I look at it this side is the back of the blade so it's not sharp and when you bang it against your hand didn't get hurt yeah but you can you can forget if you're intoxicated and and suddenly you don't have quite as many fingers you just really I'm like man I can do this really fast now and you just or you're in public and there's a group of girls you want to impress so what do you do but pull out your ladies are you afraid now imagine how safe you'd be in public of me dangerous I think these are cool but they all just live in drawers and stuff like you know but guys that think that way I've got this Smith & Wesson basic [ __ ] knife that I bought years ago opens Amazon packages a okay yeah I'm not allowed sharp things [Laughter] yes oh that is so good keep them in the kitchen we have an a box opening thing it's not a magnet we keep it on the fridge and it's probably better than mine I fight it's just not in my pocket but it's the it's a short enough that you cut the tape and not what's inside the box and that's just a great job and yeah it's cool but anybody getting these super sick presents I know Kylie you said what are you talking about no no see yourself you know what I got I got something for Jackie that I'm really enjoying so um she listened it's funny she listens to like music or podcasts in the shower and she puts her phone on like the ledge on top of the shower and it's like it's a terrible system and phone speakers suck so I got her this Bluetooth speaker and I didn't anticipate how much I would like it it sounds really good even over the noise of the shower then you can you know listen to podcasts or music or what I sing in the shower anyway so I really like having I added one of those while back the waterproof Bluetooth speaker free and it's just like get my [ __ ] journey playlist going rock out while I get all soapy nice yeah it was the best maybe like every six months I'm not a shower singer I know Kyle is the only thing every once in a while is you know when you hit that perfect resonance in your shower and it kind of vibrates and it echoes noise you're making yeah I've never done that that's a good one but uh every once in a while the only one I'll do is I'll hum like the halo original halo soundtrack to the point where god that's still like that's the only really song in any kind of even Call of Duty never got me this way but with Halo I was never even good at it but like when that intro came on I'd always watched the whole thing and be like god I'm like amped up to kill aliens now I'm down one time a hit Taylor dressed as a priest like two Halloweens ago and he's saying the halo thing and I'm like wait wait he could really do that but the reward is when that top oh really resonates right and then it just sounds so loud in your bathroom my bathroom is way way my master bath is way bigger than my old apartment one was and so I can really get some nice tune in there and I've got some skylights in there and I think that helps contribute to it that that glass somehow neighbors love the neighbors hate it no no they can't hear me but uh what's your go-to song in the shower the one that you are just like yeah I'm really viable sound in that song Jolene a lot I like that song like the not the the Miley Cyrus version not the not the Dolly Parton version I like that song at least Irish sister I was kidding I was gonna ask you who does the best rendition of Jolene ever highly I don't know it's hard to say who's the original singer that Dolly Parton okay yeah you got resonance just from those tits it for her she's got a great quote I think it's something like it takes a lot of money to look this cheap it's good I wear burns like that yeah meets yeah yeah she's a she's an interesting person you she's got I don't I know cuz I'm from here but I bet the rest of the country has no idea but she has her own theme park in Tennessee called Dollywood and we don't go up there occasionally it's a lot of fun big to eat in Florida does that sound right I didn't know there was one outside of Tennessee that's the one I've always gone to because that's where she's from and she also performs up there speaking of like novelty restaurants this is probably like ten years ago at this point on like a family vacation even more than that but we went to Margaritaville that Jimmy Buffett restaurant and food was great but every single song they play as a Jimmy Buffett song and get sold very quickly very yeah not a fan so kind of you didn't give any gifts or receive any gifts uh no nope huh I said dad a coat he always appreciates stuff like that every every year when he gets cold like he always buys those cheap socks like that like I guess everybody probably kind of cheeps out of them but but I always like get send him a couple of not pairs but the packs of those really really thick Carhartt socks that are super cushy on the bottom and like keep your feet warm even in the coldest weather and I usually send them like a really nice coat as well that's like I don't know like an outdoorsy thing that's neither Carhartt or camouflage or whatever else child both of those presents aren't that good it's an adult it's like this is a lifestyle upgrade really I got a bunch of smart wool socks and I can't wait to pop those bad boys on and have some comfortable feet yeah so I usually send him something like that nobody else gets anything though they don't deserve it so you just preempt every single time like don't buy me anything I'm being serious I'm not buying you anything our gift will be our time together or like that kind of [ __ ] our gift will be our time apart you won't have to come over here it'll be great yeah it does sound great do anything you know late like usually I think kitty got me some gifts I haven't gone over there to pick him up yet I will I guess since she got me those gifts cuz she's like sent me a picture of my gifts under her tree I should probably I will get her something I just don't know what yet I'll I'll stop somewhere I don't know I don't know what I'm gonna get her I'm gonna have to figure that out tonight actually smashed six Russian Christmas all right Christmas okay yeah I hate the day signify certain things anyway like I why do I need a special day to put on a costume and roam the neighborhood's all right I call that Saturday the same thing with birthdays like like I never worn anything for my birthday it's like just you know if you see something that you think I'd like just get it for me I do the same thing for you know everybody else it's not that I never give gifts it's just that I don't like what I'm pretty sure is like corporate America shoving a holiday down my throat me hey it's time to boost the economy again boys it's that time of year and so I'd rather just be like hey I saw a thing I think you thought you'd like it I picked it up so I do I give gifts I give them pretty regularly but I spend about them telling me that it's time to give someone a gift that or a single income family my whole life is buying other people's [ __ ] yeah I remember like the first time I like I you know my we all went out for for dinner and I and I and I got the cheque and dad was like I think I think this is the first time in 40 years that someone else has picked up the check I mean I don't remember the last time I swear to God I got some I got some nice clothes that I liked like I like getting closed now then it's like it just saves me a trip to the store which I hate hard to begin I haven't bought any clothes at all since I bought all of those Calaway short sleeve polo shirts when some idiot on a third-party listing on Amazon accidentally priced them $20 too low and I bought so many so yeah it's nice to get those little thing I got some house shoes your loved ones care enough to get you Hollister no as like any it feeds right into Kyle's thing where he's like do you do all your shopping at the Blues store every single family member who doesn't know what to get me is like here's a blue shirt idiot like here's a blues hoodie here's a blues pair pajama pants and so I got like 10 more items of Blues [ __ ] I got this oh I bought this for myself this Atlanta hoodie because it was cold in the Atlanta Airport $45 this shitty ass but now I can tell people hey mr. culture and guess who's been to the Atlanta air be kind of diner the Atlanta Airport is the flight delta yeah yeah yeah usually well if you go Delta you pretty much always go through Atlanta it seems like cuz that's the number one hub right that's their central hub largest busiest airport in the world and and they and Delta has their own terminal like their half not terminal but what do they call it it may be called as head of the airport lately they call the terminal but but don't think like a branch of the the airport which is what most airports do the Atlanta Airport is split in half and it's like alright Delta to the left everybody else suffer the [ __ ] right yeah you too United come asking thing with the Samoan guy on the my life that was - look - look at that one and think it was a Rastafarian on the other thing and then I looked hard it's one of those images where it's like it could be a negative and I was like looking at the negative image instead of the positive and I was like oh it's a Native American it's a Eskimo it's an Eskimo yeah what'd you write I know a lady to the Canadian nations person thank you very much okay in a North North American Savage I got my DNA test I I sent I sent it all did you I don't know if I don't know did you pass I'm so excited you just spit in a [ __ ] thing and bottle it up and send it off for these people and then I'll get like a then they use the random number generator and yeah maybe I'll take if the first one comes back funky I'll take a second one but I'm really with Laurie should have done that's totally she's a sponsored by one of those companies that like she had says the best commercial ever right sometimes you just don't know I just need a little bit of spit oh it's gonna cost you came back I'm a hundred percent native she should have taken maybe she did but it if she had taken six of those and grabbed the most Indian one that would have been good move or aggregate all the Indian well I took it five times and I got half a percent every time so just take one finally yeah yeah I wonder what you're gonna get I bet you're gonna get just as a little bit of poetic justice more Irish than you want one drop it's a one drop drool so what do you think you are and I don't even know what they like I don't think Germans like a race that you come back organic German yeah yeah okay okay I don't know I'm fairly pale I don't know I've got got a strong nose here kind of a angry brow maybe white I'm gonna say I'm Laver of white vanilla [Laughter] mostly Northern European I guess yeah that's my thoughts as well but I'm hoping that there's some there's some Native American mixed in there so I can get away with more jokes finally go to college really you're just gonna give me the degree well [ __ ] all right I need mine to be a little bit black and a little bit gay somehow so that I can make those jokes yeah cuz the maggot and brother thing have been my sticking points lately if I could just jump back as a gay black guy I'd be bra it doesn't actually test for gay but there was a good deal of semen stool sample instead liquid [ __ ] instead and this waited for whatever they put on the air it's all Irish this is a dot dot dot um in the 18 years of our company's history never not once ever I don't know I think I'm more I would be more southern European I'm still getting over the semen in my saliva because I absolutely there's no chance I don't like when they when they cast for that TV show cavemen you missed out yeah have you seen that picture of the Russian diplomat who was also a professional wrestler and he is the most neanderthal looking guy I got it I got to find a picture this guy it's so funny he's just yoked come on is it Archer time you did yeah that's him no thanks well this guy looks pretty ridiculous too [ __ ] where is he there is I mean if you look at fate or Amelia Inc oh hey Amelia I think that's right it sounded right to Nemco I think it's an extra syllable ending anning in there but Nikolai oh my god that's not real yeah no it is Oh God he's seven foot one and was 323 pounds I've seen him before yeah he's a boxer right I follow fighting sports and look at that brow yeah did you couldn't even give him a black eye this guy needs to go into acting right away there's so many roles for him he's old perfect he's not a surgeon we don't need him to be physical we just need him to stand there I heard for the new Lord of the Rings TV show they're literally casting ugly people they're like they're looking for some real ugly [ __ ] for this new show to be orcs and stuff and red it was like so you're saying there's a chance this could be my chance to get into the Lord of the Rings show we were talking conversation my family had today can you think of any current women aren't pretty in like actress world that yeah yeah absolutely Oh Melissa McCarthy Melissa McCarthy's rough-looking so is that black lady from Saturday Night Live who was in Ghostbusters she's hard to look at it's oh uh Leslie Johnson yeah she's like six feet 175 pounds or something she's a big girl and she is hideous but I guess we're just kind of picking the fat women of Hollywood right now right I mean it's not the fat it's the ugly I had it in my head that she was oh no pretty heavy I don't remember I mean she's she's she's stout I think it's the best not attractive yeah she could beat the [ __ ] out of me I know that for damn sure huh I'd love her too Melissa McCarthy is a good one and she's current like a lot of the ones that I was coming up with were old like um Penny Marshall she played Shirley and Laverne and Shirley oh she's not pretty um some of the ones that were floated were just people who aren't pretty anymore better just a Parkers rough-looking ah see I don't think that I'm looking for someone I think surge against Jessica Parker could be the prettiest girl in her IT department right if she exists in regular life hmm I disagree with that one okay Whoopi Goldberg I came up with that one too it's just a dated one okay fair enough yeah Steve Buscemi he's a man but he's an absolute ghoul right it's like one that violates the rule is I don't think Vince Vaughn looks very good but on his way up he did Vince Vaughn was a handsome thin fit [ __ ] you know and and after he arrived he kind of lost it Susan Boyle was like famous for that one song maybe that was the funniest clip when it went viral because it was before like you know all the it was before like the big PC wave in the last like five years or so where even the judges like Stephen Cowell we're sitting there like all right sing for us he [ __ ] sow and then she sings and the response by the internet it was like wow did you know that ugly people are terrible things like regular people like that was the wholesome message look at this fat cow sing a song in a way that is great I expected ugly people to have no value at all this gets federal response up until this point I thought you should all be killed but you've won me over with your song mr. t-shirt yeah I didn't famous any more or maybe that girl from the handmaidens tail she's pretty rough-looking Elisabeth Moss she was also in Mad Men Mad Men and she was the worst most annoying character on Mad Men that's all I've ever seen her in and it's left a bad taste in my mouth she's just boring and I'm sad for Bernhardt always been a real hideous ghoul of a lady I'm looking at the Mad Men chick right now mm-hmm so especially some of her less flattering photos aren't that flattering but ugly I mean she's Hollywood ugly there yeah like but she's also being cast and compared right next to Hollywood people like if you see somebody like Jon Hamm a guy like Jon Hamm in public he's the kind of guy you're like well goddamn you were honest you were one of the many options I Jesus real ugly [ __ ] not as a kid though boom Dafoe also hideous person good example Steve Buscemi was a good example Rachel Dratch Danny DeVito is my favorite there was no period of danger Leto's life where he was good-looking right he definitely now made it take a step back he is a goblin he looked okay and look okay in the 80's early 80s Danny DeVito with full hair he could be he yeah he had his angles and as long as you didn't see that he was five feet nothing like he was he was a handsome man there was a early 8de peak Danny DeVito is still not the third looking best guy in his IT department at a small company well it's true but he's got charm too he does yeah yeah the in the comedy world his word I think he's like he still might be the best at getting ladies in his IT department cuz [ __ ] Ishtar over there is just gonna be a fuddled when he sees this five foot tall troll of a man just just pulling down the ladies cuz he's funny he is Danny DeVito so he's very rich and famous and working in IT and explicably and if you're here looking for ugly people in Hollywood comedies a good place to start yeah yeah yeah take a look at our guy who I think is more to the argument College is making about DeVito would be Joe Pesci cuz Joe Pesci is very short and small but he's not I don't think by any stretch an ugly man like he's not that attractive but he's I would argue that Joe Pesci breaks the mold on some of this stuff in there at least in my awareness he got famous ugly right so even if Joe Pesci looked good in the 70s or something I don't know 80s that's not what I saw him get famous I saw get famous in a couple mob movies my cousin veiny stuff like that played slumlords or their even uh was he in home alone right I might be one of his earliest hits he was not a good looking home alone character if he was ever good-looking that was prior to fame how do we feel about Maggie Gyllenhaal Jake Gyllenhaal's sister I have to see more pictures but in this IMDB choice picture she doesn't look bad at all I don't think she's an interesting looking lady and I like that and if you've ever seen the secretary she's very sexy yeah actually someone brought her up as an example of a not pretty person and I to me like I'll buy the argument that she's not Hollywood pretty but no way do I see her walking past me at a mall and think all that poor lady didn't didn't get any luck yeah well an American mall in 2019 I walk around there and feel like a king yeah that's a great way to build confidence boy Oh Walmart do you you really are a fancy fellow you walk through a Walmart with shoes I'm like I'm walking like back to the [ __ ] checkout stand with name-brand root beer and be like the one guy not using a shopping cart as a skateboard otherwise I stick up his ass I'm walking around with barks and I see like you know dr. Steve's root beer it's like [Laughter] yeah there's some rough folk over at Walmart I haven't been in a while I try to avoid it I don't absolutely need something late like I need a shower curtain rod a while back and it was like ah this is a Walmart item at this house of the one before local to me was Target so we're target people but when I travel yeah when I travel I go to Walmart's and that's when I'm reminded like yeah every time seems like a bad one the kitty if you go to a town's Walmart you'll be like this town's kind of a dump yeah you have you been to the Hartwell Walmart yet yes I have I bought a USB charger there you go yeah I got arrested there once that electronics session so get a load of that [ __ ] laser I thought I was I was like actually isn't that embarrassing I'd be more embarrassed to be that guy right there right now friend stolen an overpriced Ethernet cable cast the first stone I had a pistol they took issue with apparently they thought it was gonna be off that all the employees were hiding in the back they thought I was gonna rob the play with just 20 years too early it's just a gun a tool in the hands of irresponsible there's not even bullet in it oh yeah there is the safety oh it's off well it's on now what's kind of dangerous there for a while okay there's a there's an opposite thing of that too like the the antithesis of the Walmart effect where I'm sure if I don't know if you guys have like designer malls or anything like in your area I'm sure you do where it's like for rich people and [ __ ] or it's like Saks Fifth Avenue and those kind of things and I've gone to those malls before because they have defended really good [ __ ] restaurants and those ones and there's like one mall called the front neck mall in the st. Louis area like closer to downtown like but it's it is absurd absurd like I walked into Saks Fifth Avenue because that was one of the entrances and to walk towards this like Bistro like this cafe to eat and there was a pair of tennis shoes that just had rhinestones and be dazzling all over it and it was $5,000 and it was insane it but just looking around that mall as I'm walking around I'm like oh man I am bottom rung in what has the opposite effect yeah well I was like I walk around see you and feel better about themselves [Laughter] sir we don't have hats in your size it's like that moment a pretty woman where they throw her out I'm just trying to get to the cafe well you'll need you'll need to find another way in sir you're scaring the customers don't serve beanie weenies at the Bistro sorry it doesn't just make your way out you know a place where I feel like like I feel like everybody's mostly got it together in a store is it Costco because I feel like people are taking charge they're buying in bulk they're being responsible I got family men and women there they got a membership yeah let's go to Costco yeah I feel like there's well you do have unlimited samples which is pretty cool they used to do it all the time but now I think they just do it on weekends where they give out a bunch of saying yeah we know why that happened somebody went in there and abused that system so regularly that they were like whoa Jesus are you bringing your family here every day sir yes lunch yeah now dude I love officers they're holding I used to love it though like public's used to do that I don't if you have Publix grocery stores no but a babies were tons of samples like they were cheese's and they'd they'd make those little tortellinis and stuff and and they're there as a kid it's course free shopping was fun they got dope subs like Subway sandwiches at Publix because I make their own bread they're so good that's where Whole Foods is good it's like half of restaurant home like you can go in there and get fresh food and subs and like they cook this hot food in there yeah the Whole Foods I used to go to had like like Japanese feeling well first they are Japanese people and they were making like sushi restaurant quality sushi back there and it was like goddamn like this place really is for the elite among us are just new like I don't know six weeks old or something it's it's well done yeah I don't like those I don't like how you can't buy like staples there that I like like if I want like diet barks a root beer or something or any kind or coke you can't get that there you have to buy like Sevilla or whatever their [ __ ] [ __ ] special so they have cheez-its there that you know no you have to buy it's called like ant ands cheddar bunnies or something good they are good but they're three times the price Jesus they are not three times as good no not somebody things work like that you double quadruple the price and they get 10% better Kyle you're in the edge I was just thinking that like if I buy American food I don't care who prepares it I go to Burger King or McDonald's which I consider kind of a that's American food that gets frozen fries I don't care if there's a Mexican guy back there and a asian guy back there but if I go to hibachi restaurant and there's a white dude wearing that silly hat going ting ting ting ting ting I'm walking the [ __ ] back out I came here for an experience an authentic experience if I go to a sushi restaurant and the sushi chef is not Asian doesn't cut it you need to go full of races you need to be like you know what it's American food I don't care if it's Charlie a whopper Chi could be anything this is the opposite Kyle is not wanting to see a white black or Hispanic man appropriate the culture ah that's actually very woke I just want an authentic experience if I'm doing those things and and like if I went to an authentic Italian restaurant like it like I'm not talking about Pizza Hut and there weren't Italians back there I got a problem with that it but but I went to the grocery store the other day and they have what you described they have a sushi chef over there making buck and sushi he was brown and he was you need real Japanese people make it will you the same way if you go to a Mexican restaurant I don't want to see a white guy back there have it there is some people back there there's a New York bagel place not far from one of my doctors it is a slice of home like everyone there is a New Yorker there in a hurry they like I don't know I just I hear him talk and move and like the way they make change it's like right I grew up like this you know he mind your P's and Q's you can get in trouble for ordering too slow slowly like he's great yeah I went to a Jewish deli with a couple Jewish friends of mine like in the last couple months and they were like all excited to have me try Jewish foods where you put like smoked salmon and cream cheese on the bagel and you eat that first of all that is not a combo I would have ever put together myself and it's really [ __ ] good yeah and I ate like latkes like their potato which to me like very similar to hash brown but it's a hardy or thicker hash brown and so I liked that a lot and the best part about this Jewish deli is it wasn't like a kosher Jewish and so they were more than happy to throw bacon on things they would have Sam cuz I didn't know this until recently you can't mix cheese and meat or you can't mix dairy and meat for kosher food and so if you wanted a cheeseburger no dice you can't do that they would not add cheese if you go to like a kosher deli but this place was like [ __ ] it we're in America in 2019 obviously people want dairy on their meat products and so it was a nice little mix of not too intense and still very tasty so yeah I didn't know I liked Jewish food that's why I get the ice cream burger if you don't mix dairy with him with your beats ice cream ice cream burger like what would the temperature be it works on a big warm cheese and apple pie but both are hot the cheese melts and that makes cheese better melted Jono's ice cream on apple pie right is that an egg ala mode I like that hmm not for you no you know some of the most ridiculous I know right you're spelling yarmulke last week I didn't ice cream on top Taylor's weaknesses involve ice cream and chicken procreation my retardation is just like deep pockets I just have to step into one of those sinkholes the birds procreate I don't know nor does anyone else great mysteries they suppose when is that [ __ ] one of the Rings shows starting is there any time you gotta watch The Witcher dude I I was gonna segue step two I watched the first four I'm really okay first of all Kyle's criticism of The Witcher applies to meet times ten what I've done is I pulled up The Witcher and this is a a pro tip for anyone who doesn't have Kyle's like frickin savant level of media recall I put up the Wikipedia page and after I watch an episode I read the paragraph on what happened and sometimes I got it all and sometimes it was helpful like because the way that he mentioned the time changes is super confusing and the actors play the same people in both role aging doesn't happen normally amongst these like witches and witcher's and stuff so there aren't the kind of context clues as to whether you're in the past or the future unless you're really on top of your game and though I sometimes I go to the Wikipedia page reawy reread it and I'm like all right right I get it I get it now I'm ready for the next episode but I am still loving it I'm only four episodes in and there's eight so I'm halfway math for yes and it's like early Game of Thrones production quality like did you ever early Game of Thrones production quality it was one really really good but it could be better maybe you wish there was more dragon CGI budget right like if that you know if they zoomed out just a little the illusion would be shattered is my Buick so I'm not gonna give anything away but there's a character who had a curse and then he got uncursed and he turned from a being that looked like a hybrid of a person and something else had to a regular person that wasn't gonna spoil it but yeah he was a hedgehog person and he becomes a regular person cool well that happened off camera so it's like I would have been nice if they had the kind of CGI budget to really like reverse or well werewolf but um still it looks fantastic and I'm not I feel like I don't often compliment CGI but it looks so good it's attention-grabbing to me how well done this show is the fight scenes that Kyle mentioned agreed amazing choreography on this stuff I'm in love with it I'm really enjoying the Witcher I'm enjoying the story but I also I'm glad that I used cliff notes after each episode so I read this thing about The Witcher and I hope it's not true but it almost seems like it is so I think all the writers are women and and and so this 4chan little post had pictures of their their Twitter's although all the ladies and it's like smash the the patriarchy and you know like I'll and all sorts of stuff like that and then they pointed out that the nilfgaardian okay these are the bad guys right the big army that's invading and stuff take a good look at their armor and you'll never be able to unsee what I'm about to tell you they are penises with testicles their helmets are a penis head and their armor are shriveled testicle texture what are they called again I'm gonna google it the nilfgaardian z' and ILF that's an ugly armor yeah milf guardians is one word two thumbs down to that armor that sucks their penis men yeah I do see the hold on people watching I get in you picture worried about the writers messing up the show i they were mostly just pointing out that they're there they're almost sort of making a statement with the the bad guys being penises and a lot of the good guys or gals it seems like there's one major you know obviously Geralt of Rivia or is it Geralt and Gerald I think I don't know is the main guy and he's kind of our he is the Witcher but there's a lot of ladies I love the show I like it I like it a lot say too many ladies I'm not as far in as you I'm one episode in here's my thing you never have too many as long as I keep getting naked at this rate oh yeah when I saw the I would all call the disabled lady still look banging naked I'm like yeah Kyle was on point with this this she's and she [ __ ] right she's on top she's hurt and she's cowgirl and she's [ __ ] and she's naked and I'm just like I mean disability or not two thumbs up them titties ain't [ __ ] like magic and audience to watch them [ __ ] and a when they came hey what's so bizarre I was at first I was like are those why is everyone watching them [ __ ] right now I thought this was like done in secret and then she's and then they disappear I'm like ah that was that was just some weird kink she had okay all right Jesus an MP thinking how much better [ __ ] would be if you had an audience just cheering you on that's why [Laughter] right you know where he's like he fills the stadium with everyone who looks at all like her and everyone on the planet who looks like his dad so his dad's watching him like had this crazy orgy and they're all cheering in the stadium Wally Fox you know what I liked about well just the one episode of The Witcher that I watched was like I don't even know much about the character or the universe or anything but Henry Cavill Cable whatever his name is cavil that guy is so cool yes like he looks dope he looks awesome in his little outfit and [ __ ] so I was I'm all on he's I'm they said he was so muscular he keeps wearing out the costumes do that rules that guy's awesome I like so he played Superman and Superman when you get the role seems like it's awesome but then you realize everyone who's ever played Superman it ended their career right tell me the people who went on to have great post Superman careers even if they're not alive so they asked him like 'are you worried about the Superman curse where it's gonna ruin your career and this is like as he first got the role he's like yeah a little yeah that's the thing that's known but I saw him in The Witcher and suddenly I am on board with this guy like not too far from Chris Pratt you like I just I want him to do well I like him in the witcher i man did they cast him properly like he is the witcher he is winter as Robert Downey jr. is Iron Man like he's just room should be Witcher so that's part of why I like I'm hoping to get more of a budget next year because I feel like if I point out some of the CGI shortfalls or let's say you mess it up for others but that big tarantula monster that he fights in the first 30 seconds of a show looked quite terrible to me and then like the deer that's also in that scene is mom so CGI and that looks pretty awful too and I so I didn't even anyone catch what you saw but so I will I almost want to rewatch it and see if I agree but I'll say this we're not talking walking dead deer with that like no it's it bit past my test you know yeah I just want it to be a little better The Witcher starts fast it hits the ground running and I wasn't prepared for that like in the opening thirty seconds he's already battling a notable monster mid-battle is where the show starts well at least show begins and he's mid-battle with a giant swamp tarantula man yeah rustle up it's a nice way to kick off the whole series I I might follow it I was gonna say I can imagine how I might follow it better if I had played the games like maybe a little background on the characters or lore something would have been helpful the game is beautiful although here's the thing and I don't know if this is your type of game it is an intensive RPG and my brief experience with it it was enough to turn me off and it I just wasn't feeling that kind of game right then I I loved fall out of flight Skyrim and Oblivion oh I ran through all those games all the fallouts and there's a lot of talking in those games and I'm okay with it but at this point in my like gaming career I'm going back three years or so I wasn't wanting to do that right then I was in more of a look I wanted to play pub G or csgo or something I wanted some fast-paced and cooperative and so I picked up the Witcher as soon as I got that 4k monitor that I had then and I just didn't love it there was just a lot of talking and I wanted something more fast-paced but the game is gorgeous it's one of the best-looking open-world games I've ever seen the combats difficult from what I remember maybe I was playing it on a harder difficulty but you know he's got a silver sword and an iron sword or a steel sword I guess and ones for monsters one's for people and he's got his magic and his potions and there's alchemy going on and I don't know I was getting bogged down by side quests and I lost interest but it's a cool [ __ ] game I probably should go back to it now that I've enjoyed the show I finished the show I watched all eight episodes I believe I finished it up the other night there better be a seat a season two or we're not gonna know much oh it's not right no no no it has I feel like it's been really well received yeah by everyone's talking about how you know the imbd or know the rotten tomatoes or something like that was terrible and from the critics and and then they found out that the critics literally watched like the first episode then skipped to like the fifth episode watch that and then gave a review how can you do what yeah they're professional reviewers what else are they doing all day they skip the three David's they've been getting a lot of [ __ ] because of that there's been a lot of articles written like [ __ ] on them for doing that because every rotten tomatos fan score is like eighty nine ninety three somewhere in there yeah you know everybody's really digging it and I feel like it's come in a really good time if this if this had came out two years ago like mid Game of Thrones yeah I don't know about this show well there's not even any dragons look at that dragon looks like [ __ ] you know but but this is we're thirsting for this show right now you have a big hole of fantasy in there have you gotten to the episode where there may or may not be a dragon yet no I they just got married I don't know what's coming to the movie where the ring may or may not be thrown into mount you know they just got married yeah I've seen the one where Bruce Willis may or may not be dead the whole time have you that check it out movie good ending is a great movie that was the first movie I can remember watching where a twist absolutely got me I was maybe like 12 years old or something when I first watch that and first of all that scene where who is it like Jonathan Taylor Thomas or whatever the [ __ ] young kid is in it I don't remember his Haley Joel Osment Haley Joel Osment one of those three named kids and he went into his little sheet fort and then he's got his light he turns around and that girls like that scared the absolute [ __ ] out of me that was the first time in a movie I remember excited hadn't watched many horror movies I was only 12 that scared me to death but at the end of that movie like I'd never had a movie blow my mind like that like the second time you watch it of course you like to pretend that you're smarter than you are where you're like oh if I'd been actually paying attention to the clues I would have put all this together like when they're sitting having dinner and and he's like trying to get her attention and she's not not responding or anything yeah you know all those little little tidbits but yeah like it's up for sure whenever I'm dating someone I like to take them on these like movie adventures and that's one of them I asked him have you seen the sixth sense and if they say no I'm like oh you can't like it and I don't you that's all I'll say and then we watch it and I'd love to like look at them as their mind gets blown out of their [ __ ] skulls right at the end the same way that like the game of Thrones episode where the the red Viper of thorn is the mountain and you know has that crazy and anywhere the mountain crushes his skull like I watched that with my girlfriend at the time and I had already seen it and and she came over and I'm like yeah let's watch the new Game of Thrones I already saw it but I'm gonna say a thing and you know just looking over there her when she's just like yeah it's that thing what he always says it's like alright we could come back from this we can come back from a punch he lost some teeth but I mean I'm sure he's rich as [ __ ] don't put some gold ones in there maybe oh no oh they don't have it they don't have glass eyes I've seen the eye patches in this show that's oh and the skulls gone alright he is oh okay yeah dad Jesus I remember doing that like because I think the red wedding came out I was like season three or something when I was in College and I used to have with you know probably like now a dozen or so you were in college during this it's so long ago yeah like I had like you know a dozen or so odd friends and their girlfriends or whoever died would come over to my apartment and would watch every new episode and me and my one of my good buddies Matt had read all of the the books already and so we knew what was coming with the red wedding episode you know as soon as we saw the title red wedding we're like [ __ ] yeah make sure nobody misses this week at Taylor's everybody go or it's gonna be great and nobody but the two of us had read the books none of us knew it was but none of them knew it was coming is probably eight of them and the two of us and someone some sneaky [ __ ] like started noticing patterns like as soon as the the rains of castamere started playing and Catelyn gave that like like is Marge Simpson like I'm not sure about what's going on like worried face he goes dude why does she look like that what is she so worried about something's about to happen and I like jumped in and I was like name one time Catelyn hasn't looked like that dude he's like yeah yeah I guess you're right then forty seconds later they're getting stabbed to death one of the girls start crying is real good that is good Thrones was so good and then they ruined it and it'll never be the same again you'll never I will never watch that show now all of my favorite shows i rewatch every like two or three years as soon as they're not quite fresh in my head anymore and I can't remember exactly eight abbi to see the plot points oh it's time to watch the wire again it's been two and a half years oh I can't wait to watch the wire again I'm never gonna do that I'm never gonna do that because the whole time I'm gonna be watching it going well this didn't even [ __ ] matter yeah look look Sam found some [ __ ] at the fist of the first men oh look it's a horn does that mean anything nope not even a little thing oh look it's the magic woman with the [ __ ] chandelier on her face I bet she's gonna play a [ __ ] key role later on oh no no she will never see her hear from her again okay who's the aurora Kai is that it a source I as always I thank you yeah look I just get close enough to slam that puck hole yeah yeah people look like I'm an idiot but really these are alley-oops more assists than Gretzky in the name game yeah and I don't know that we guessed about that forever and ever and ever it never even played a role hell the whole R + L equals J does that sound right did that even play a role did it matter the only thing that it mattered was that it seemed like the Dragons let John ride them because of that and he it kind of soured his real sexual relationship with Danny to it that was the biggest impact in my opinion me thinking right now that that even had on the [ __ ] show like it was interesting to know like oh yeah okay net start protected him that whole time and kept that secret and dishonored himself Ned's been dead for five years dude like if I learned this three years ago and then it meant something then it wouldn't meant some it's like Game of Thrones was beloved because they didn't always give you what you wanted right they did that him so well and then they completely moved away from that formula it used to be that actions had consequences and doing the good thing like often happens in life doesn't always work out for you you know self-sacrificing and to do the right thing and behaving with honor that can come at a cost sometimes and in Game of Thrones it always did and then they just moved away from that formula where everyone's fine everyone's had yeah it's ruined it's ruined it's it's it's like it's ruined the same way house of cards is I know that that especially Taylor has a pretty low opinion of like the middle seasons of house of cards but oh my god did you guys see Kevin Spacey's I purposefully haven't watched it cuz I wanted to save it for us we roll it out what is it may remember it like a year ago Christmas when Kevin Spacey did that video game character is Frank Underwood where you want him back he did it again well we'll have to check you dinner to get inexplicably for no reason seemingly he did you dated ago what else happened is like the second or third Kevin Spacey accuser in the last six months has killed themselves mmm do you hear that holy [ __ ] he Clinton them yeah it's just gonna say Kevin Clinton you guys ready is there music in it in you guys I haven't watched it yet I bet there is there are some very very low piano music we can try it I guess it's solo alright oh well it's like it's the kind of music that I would be surprised as cut if it's copyright it's like yeah man isn't hardscope in the probably somebody is let's play Kevin Spacey uploaded it you know to his YouTube channel here hmm but I've got it loaded and you guys ready yeah ready set should be good way you didn't really think I was gonna miss the opportunity to wish you a Merry Christmas did you I did yeah and I'm grateful to have my health back and a lot of that I've made some changes in my life and I'd like to invite you to join me yeah as well I'm in 2020 hmm I want to cast my vote for more good in this world Oh be serious not that hard trust me the next time someone does something you don't like you can go on the attack but you can also hold your fire and do the unexpected you can kill them with kindness what the [ __ ] huh and that's the end is he threatening accusers right now most oh my god in the last six months yeah was not a threat to any users who might come forward that lens I did you know what Kyle I was wrong I'm back on team spacey [Laughter] yeah I still can't get everything that he's really just fully accepted this role as a full life movie villain a full life of real-life movie villain a real life movie oh yeah that's great like do amount of confidence it takes to get called out on molesting underage people and then just be like I'm actually gonna stand my ground and just pretend to be a character for a show that was canceled three years ago you know what the [ __ ] he thinking dude really it's workers have died this year I think let's see from both committed suicide and a third accuser a woman died in a car accident all these people died in 2019 if you don't see a pattern here you're brain dead mmm that is getting good somebody goes spirit where are the pieces fourth comic quit killing people Kevin right under that Kevin stop killing and sexually assaulting people ah you and your restrictions this is America we have freedom here a one of them just killed himself yesterday apparently re then killed himself over Christmas this says the day after he posted that video Killam was kinda Sega's good video but I disagree with you murdering your accusers he died of kindness like he's stoking that fire terribly I kill him with kindness now kindness is what I call my trusty blade yeah that's that's so funny that he's just rolling with the punches of hey you molested people and now they're dying and he's like but have you considered a silly quasi Louisiana voice telling you it's fine and just kind of slap at a fire with the Pope does that sound like a Georgia accent to you Kyle it's supposed to be South Carolina and no doesn't wait it is yeah oh I'm sure you're right I just remember the big gap in each thing on one of the episode it was a peach then Gaffney yes okay am I wrong is it that peach in Georgia there is a peach in Georgia okay it all right it the one in Georgia is that the one they used to represent it being hey no idea okay let me see if there's actually a Gaffney peach cuz I think that I Drive by that peach sometime today [ __ ] idiot nope used to be from Louisiana the peachoid it is 135 feet tall it's in Gaffney South Carolina and it resembles a beach the water table water tower holds 1 million u.s. gallons of water and it's located off the peachoid Road a new link 85 there's a whole thing as to whether or not the drain or fill spout is an anus or a [ __ ] or something yes what I think that well that was the premise of was the whole point of one of the episodes they found they found it distracting oh and crashed the car and died uh alright it looks like a it looks like a clitoris or an upside-down vagina yeah or like a tiny poop coming out at the bottom of a but far tool of mind you yeah I'm gonna go [ __ ] cuz that's about where it belongs what upside down if the woman's upside down yes yeah yeah I don't know that's where it is Kyle that's right next to the bottle right below the bull Sherman I wish we could find one of those people who like has lived a full life you know they're 40 years old or whatever but there's something they don't know that they should know like what alamode means I was come from yeah I think you top not how to sex people I don't know maybe I'm biased in my grading system but I feel like not knowing the hardness of your dick is a lesser thing than you know chicken sex I agree unbiased turns out some [ __ ] some birds don't have penises hmm I know that because someone links me an article and said hey if you had picked a different bird you might have not looked like such a [ __ ] which bird doesn't have a penis I don't know at least one I didn't actually click on the article so it's possible you've been double duped it's possible I've been absolutely bamboozled once again wait most birds don't have penises there are almost 10,000 species of birds and about three percent of them have a penis these includes ducks geese and Swan and large flightless birds like ostriches and Amos but eagles flamingos penguins and albatrosses have completely lost their penises weight chickens have no penises [ __ ] don't have [ __ ] Oh was i right the whole time oh my gosh um I choose not to believe that and all these species males still fertilize eggs by sending sperm into their body but without any penetration what what instead males and females just mush their genitalia openings together and he transfers sperm into hers in a maneuver called the Colo a local kiss alley made me know that word slow Eagle kiss that's it - done ox demonstrate the move in the video below that can't be too lewd oh look at me vindicated okay that is know where that came from no I knew they came from other chickens so I'm gonna just click on this video and watch it a lot cool kiss is that what it was yeah a Chloe cool okay looking at human beings dressed as birds not furries but feather ease should I be watching the duck penis right now I'm on the top video no it has two lighted birds oh okay they're in there surrounded by what looks like grass and he's just oral sexing her I think he's a gentleman a man of taste when does the kiss happen I'm pretty sure that's them smooching they're gentle together there's no actual light all right know it well it is no [ __ ] it was beak to butt and I'm sure that's not how it's done he's got a that should be tweeted at you tomorrow Wow was it that fast it was yeah because that nope yeah boom fire that come in there from your cloaca so the clock will kiss I'm there is no way that that constitutes [ __ ] and so I will take this victory ah I won't give it it's already been taken Touche I knew it I knew chickens didn't [ __ ] I didn't actually I didn't know for sure they did but I just went with Kyle because I thought he was a subject matter expert shoutout this is a guy tweeted me that big dick energy that the argument wasn't whether or not they they they penetrate with a penis you seemed to think that they just a sexually reproduced like some some other creature I interpret it as like a Mormon and then it falls out a bird no I was meaning more like you know how you can watch dogs [ __ ] where it's like there's humping there's movement I watched a lot of dogs [ __ ] and like birds I've never seen that other dog seen I've never seen a bird [ __ ] a fellow bird I'm I guess Ducks do but like albatross I've definitely seen Birds [ __ ] with volume I think it's 3% that have penises with which to [ __ ] because I've seen like one bird like really they're all flappy while they do it and the other birds like ah what are you doing and I feel like I've seen that too and with ducks or yeah ducks don't they famously have like a super long penis that's also like like like like a pipe cleaner almost Oh God very unattractive penis yeah dogs have ugly penises too I think that's a good look I like a pretty penis the lipstick is a good look haven't seen the whole thing yeah yeah you're right I I have luckily not had to deal with Teddy and fun the other day like I'm ripping on the lipstick penis but maybe it's an upgrade if both male and female provide some sort of lubrication in the sex oh yeah right yeah my thumbs ready willing and able right where's my dry dick requires a little a little warm-up on the ladies side yeah that's true that's true or some lard lard Mar really anything wet I know that's what they used in the old times right maybe lard I don't know is it large I think what they would have used they probably would have wanted to save their large for eating mmm there was enough lard to go around you can use Crisco they didn't have Kris Kobach sure sure I imagine that's right coconut oil is a rather effective too but I've always heard it's very good yes I do you smell to that ever or you all yes yeah oh man I've known girls who had like poor reactions to other kinds of lubricants and we would use coconut oil because it the interesting thing it gets its solid at room temperature so you've got like a jar of something that's sort of not peanut butter that's completely wrong I don't know you sort of like dig some out of there and like it melts in your hand it's like a Vaseline texture when you observe when I've cooked it's like it's hard did almost flaky if you were to squeeze it yes you can like if you like scratch it with your fingernails it'll like flake off and like roll up like you're like when you work would like the way what sort of like rolls up and flakes off it's it's a weird consistency but it melts and it smells and taste nice yeah a sea broke like five or six years ago and I had a big tub of coconut oil and when I went to open it one day it was just a jar of liquid it was that hot you should have dipped your [ __ ] in it and got down to business I could have because it cools off at one point it had to be a [ __ ] bucket and near my open [ __ ] is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity yeah I mean what about other oils could you like [ __ ] with olive oil if you wanted yeah over that mess up the I know it's kind of like an Olympic pool down there for women you got to keep the pH right and I'm gonna shock it yeah III think you'd be okay with some olive oil well I've had dermatologists tell me it's really good for your skin before inside of the puss yeah I would think if you can eat it then you can [ __ ] with it right I think that's a general rule of thumb if we can go in your mouth you can go anywhere else so how does peanut butter is Lube sit with us well the dog loves it some great smelling sex like you know I don't know I do want to finish but I also want a peanut butter and jelly yes wait wait is that chunky [Laughter] do like Skippy chunky for her pleasure it's like an IUD but you just [ __ ] one of the full peanuts it's very dangerous did you [ __ ] yourself or oh no it's the I forgot that's so gross to [ __ ] with peanut butter is Lube yeah Skippy it's just like I can't remember where this came from if it was like but someone was describing a situation where like they put like chocolate sauce in the girl's ass crack and like like licked her butthole with chocolate sauce on it and he was like in theory great idea in practice disturbing visual what that came from it was a TV show or a comedian or something I saw that is a terrible idea for food play yeah I've never done anything with food to play have you guys whipped cream chocolate sauce actually done those things where it's like you'll go to a sex shop and like buy I'm like sugar or something like they'll sprinkle on your dick and then suck it off but like that I don't think that really counts as food play if you can buy to the sex shop ice pop rocks uh I've tried that yeah oh no that was yeah no yeah so the thinking is her metal ya know the idea was if you were to get a [ __ ] while she has pop rocks that it was something special and it was I thought it was like how people will like blow cocaine into each other's [ __ ] like maybe it was probably like you the equivalent of an internet meme before the internet like you know uh [ __ ] with pop rocks is next level yeah uh-huh we'll see oh it's just sticky much of anything you know pop rotten you're you pee hole you're gonna you know feel a little differently about this whole scenario maybe you're right yeah edible underwear is always incredibly underwhelming because in your head you picture like a nice pair of underwear but they're made of underwear in reality you get the most adult fruit roll-up of all time and guess what it's been sitting in that sex shop for way longer than the fruit oils on your local grocery store yeah and so it is not a pleasant tear achoo to it yeah it's a we've never done that but it strikes me as a yeast infection risk yeah I'm sure it is yeah you don't want to put sugar on the gash those things are incompatible that's a shame I don't know but I also don't care that's not my problem I'm golden what's the problem there's a great episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm when like it's the one I was telling you about the other day where Larry and that Jewish lady are stuck on the ski lift she's like I can't be with a man after sundown at the same time he's found he's starving he looks in his pockets ah that'll Bowl underwear it's like a callback from earlier in the episode he wants um and she's like get that away from me away from me she's more and more uncomfortable and she's like somebody's gonna jail I can't be with a man after sundown he's like are you [ __ ] crazy I'm not sure is she religious why can't she be with it yeah yeah okay yeah she can't be with a man after sundown she's a single lady and and so she has to jump off the ski lift from what looks like 20 25 feet like she's up there like it's not like a hop she's up there does she get hurt they cut you know it's a comedy show Larry just goes hmm he just looks down at her smushed body it has another vitamin strawberry underwear and he really needed that her father to like him because he's trying to get a liver for his friend Richard Lewis and that guy that the the lady's father is like the main liver transplant guy or some [ __ ] that's a great show it's just like Seinfeld but a little need to watch more of it I haven't gotten through that catalog I think I've only watched like one season you got to get into it gets better as it goes and so does the camerawork improves and Larry's got a weird work ethic you know he's a billionaire so he's like I feel like doing a season you know I think I'll take a couple years off yeah let's do two seasons now he's just kind of on and off but the whole cast always comes back and they've got tons and tons of really good guest stars like really famous people the new seasons coming out soon having a season 10 Oh going this story might be out of date but they removed I've always caught it tick-tock it's totalk the app no it's tick-tock unless totalk is some that one's better yeah that might be it would take off will you delete the podcast for starting this now she changes everything I'm gonna own the hairy cattle I thought that giant popular app called tick-tock where like they have it's mostly videos with like a twist or a turn in it was removed the whole time it's been totaku which is a spying tool used by the United Arab Emirates government it's a messaging app I was like can you believe tick-tock you don't think careers rebate on this thing yeah it's such a dude I mean you're just feeding info yeah it's just similar I it's even like written kind of similar like I don't think that's might be intentional right I mean I think it's accidental like it you know you look at words you don't really look at every letter as much as like you see the outer shape of the work a pictogram that that's I think what happened to me I just realized after I brought the story up the tic-tock hasn't been removed and wasn't a spying app all along okay do we have any any fine companies that need to hear from mm-hmm tell everyone about get quit we're not the first to say it sometimes we need a vacation from our vacation delayed flights Hotel snafus chatty travel companions well you can get away for two minutes twice a day with quip they're wireless electric toothbrushes light and compact so it packs away easily in your tote or carry-on when you're when you over stuff your luggage it happens to 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we're traveling somewhere quip starts at just 25 bucks and if you go to get quip calm /pk right now you can get your first refill pack for free that's your first refill pack for free at GE t qu IP comm /pk a check the mail makes man yeah I'm a big fan of mine yeah we like her I like it a lot my wife and son both using whole family yeah it's good stuff I've got I I keep a couple of my house I ended up with a couple of overtime and you know you can share them because you just pop any brush it off there's two of them there so if you come over not you I bring my own clip oh yeah that's right right into the mirror right next to my right what's he gonna say Oh Colin went to the doctor so I am at my height I always say I'm six foot with proper footwear but I am actually 5 foot 11 and 3/4 Ellen is 511 now Wow yeah he is and like if you don't stand up straight or something like it he'll look taller if he has shoes on and I don't easily he's right there about to pass me I guess he's towering over Jackie yes yeah and hope is shorter than Jackie so Collins like I think if he looked up he might be able to put his chin on her head or something like that and like he's he's tower he's yeah he's gonna be the tallest it looks like oh for sure yeah he's not done yet right he's 16 which is older than sometimes people think if they haven't kept up but like me he hit puberty just recently so he's still growing he's in a growth spurt right now nice yes um here's a story to talk about so it looks like Miss Kentucky of 2014 sent risk F she meant to send this risque photo to her husband but accidentally sent it to this teenager and I want to see this the teenager 15 yeah 15 year-old teenager and her story is that she went to send it to her husband but accidentally sent it to this teenager then the teenager asked for more photos and she continued to send them because she was afraid not to appease him since I'm his charity work since I'm the adult and he was just a teenager it's my fault and I accept full blame for this situation so that's how I'm guilty of this crime I messed up big-time that's what she says she faces up to two years in prison in addition to being ordered to register as a sex offender for the rest of her life and being on probation for up to 50 years which there's no way there's no way you're gonna do that she's do all I get a robocalls she pled guilty to one count of possession of material depicting minors in sexually explicit conduct wait she sent a photo of a minor sexually because that's different than her sending nudes to in life so the the top of the article says she exchanged sexual photos with the 15 years yeah so for people that wonder what she looks like you know you all do you know what I say no charges fear right there should be like as a matter of fact if you're hot she's Miss Kentucky I think after all then maybe you get to write it off as like a charity work on your taxes or something charity one could be good or sentence her to have to text at least ten other lucky 15 man I would love to be a judge you are not addressed me as search in my own court you will send that to not not one but two but 10 15 year old boys and me to make sure you're doing it it's perfect four hours [Laughter] to the cabin space dude like the amount of confidence it takes to get caught molesting underage people and then make multiple clips as a character of a show you been fired from molesting anybody alright this is this is the this is what happens when people recklessly accused people oh he tested for was good taste he's a champion as far as this Kevin Spacey stuff goes that young man was 16 or 17 and Kevin Kevin climbed on top of him alright I've seen woody wrestle plenty of young teenage men okay we're not throwing him under the bus judge kinking his TV show away uncle wrestling you guys never played that it was only a game you could play after dark yes yes it's my understanding these things are okay as long as you don't tell your mom about it that's what I was taught is he tell you mom and dad I think like the worst thing that he's accused of even doing was like grabbing a guy's butt like a little butt honk I mean it any of us who have played sports how many times have our buttocks been groped or slapped or spanked or whacked or there's something and I want to be on your side because I love the usual suspects so much thank you yeah watch k-pax you'll be blown away okay at the end of that you still won't know what happened ka PA ex Kevin's nose is bleeding it's good I haven't even heard of that powerful performance this is new no APA this is prime Kevin Spacey did him bein like this around young guys makes American Beauty way less creepy of a film yeah you know he's never he was never gonna do anything that little girl maybe give her some fashion tips or something disgusting that's an under brutal Queer Eye for the straight girl but that's it it also seems a little bit weird that he turned down the gay neighbor dad ought to know he wanted he wanted it it's like that scene from Game of those two old I'm looking I can't figure out what he really was accused of I want to know now that it like time has passed and I have a sober mind for better accused of being the undefeated light heavyweight champion that's what he's accused of being and their right has ruined my point of view on so many things I just realized that the whole reason that I thought that he was molesting kids is because of the bit I did him a year or two ago I was like well where did I read oh no you just made that hot but I guess everybody was making it up at the time but maybe it wasn't made up because he did you some some not cool things purported find me a living child who tell me something big Kevin Spacey did that was untoward just one living child no really find them he wanted to know where it really wasn't that bad that he got kicked off of house of cards at the point where that show was it gave him a nice little out cuz it was oh come on it was not good at the time it was good you're wrong you're know I did not like it wasn't great blow your [ __ ] pants off good I wish it was but it was good it was blow your pants off good yeah and then I can but you need pants it was still good it wasn't great but it was still good he had going downhill a little that final season I don't know if you ever bothered to watch is horrendous without him I didn't I'm they don't know what to [ __ ] show without him they don't even know what the [ __ ] to do this is boring wife like is she the main lead now because she was not a very charismatic character like I liked her got me amped up I liked her against him rightly he was calculated and cruel and she was too and they made it I felt like their dynamic was good together maybe that just me yeah no I liked when they were like basically just an evil power couple plotting you ever since they would like break up mid marriage she'd like [ __ ] other people and sort of get back together in that hole it just added a certain attachment to them yeah I didn't even put that together but that's not wrong yeah she's she's a standard for Hillary Clinton is she yeah I mean she's more charismatic than Hillary yes and she murdered a couple people and she's hotter than Hillary I'd much rather [ __ ] her than Hillary my goodness she she she's I think she's one of the most beautiful women who's ever lived the lady who plays Claire like go back to watch and watch Princess Bride she's a perfect human being she's a perfect human being I think she's pretty but I wouldn't have picked her I think it's cool that people have different bull's-eyes for what perfect is mm-hmm and that way not just one woman is perfect all right some guys think Kim Kardashian is the bullseye some guys think oh they think pictures of her look nice but I literally can't think of a Emma Thompson Watson is going for yeah the Harry Potter girl is is not far from my mark of like perfect human being this image yeah holy [ __ ] I did not realize that was the same and Kerry eul's my god he's almost as pretty I'd rather [ __ ] him for being that she does have a good jawline but I she never jumped out at me is like one of the prettiest women in Hollywood I feel like he would make me feel like a woman really yeah he doesn't strike me as a guy overflowing in testosterone he's like a little fancy to my eye yeah well you turning me around I've see you know she's very attractive but really and that sure how long is that show up and over they only did the one season without Kevin Spacey right yeah that was it that was I think she's Hollywood average to me I think she's very pretty which is like the prettiest girl you'll see at the mall the entire time walking there but Hollywood normal mmm definitely say above Hollywood normal for sure for her okay I don't know if I would go as far as Kyle saying she's most attractive one of all time she might be what about that big [ __ ] format goes back to my eyes like she's very good the thing that made me like her more was unlike the handmade tail chick yeah I was also in Mad Men but she was so [ __ ] boring and she sucked the the big tip is her character in Mad Men was actually good like she was interesting she was playing kind of the the game she knew the she knew what pieces were in play she always was was she's smart and I liked her too Carol character Don Draper's wife she was so boring she's so by the way arm here's here's the Robin Wright Penn's daughter so this is the daughter of the Princess Bride lady well this could be her like clone having grown up she looks so similar to me yeah she came from Sean Penn - yeah cuz his there's very little Sean paid in this hot chick [Laughter] hmm how about 1% Sean Penn and 99% Robin right she got lucky let's make it an even hundred there's another sister out there that looks just like Sean Penn it was a big [ __ ] ha god damn it yeah he looks like Casey nice dead yes dad yeah got that same nose man I've said this before but I'll repeat it Casey nice that was it I watched a lot of his videos I used to catch him every day and he mentioned that he got made fun of in school a lot but the way he said it was like yeah I got you know picked on in school you know because of the way I look and there was like you know I figured you thought you looked like like everybody else does but be like somebody in a wheelchair being like yeah I couldn't really get into a lot of sports you know because of my legs that man has access to all sorts of Technology I'm sure mirrors aren't beyond him but if he lives on camera yet somehow I thought he was unaware the fact that people look at him and in it it's hard to put my gear on it right let that sink in this is a man who's picking his best angles all the time and yet he made I know in some ways he's great like he's really fit I've been running I know what his runt like that he is a good runner and he has abs and like from the neck down he especially for his 80th is he 40 yet I don't know he's not gonna wear between 30 and 55 I think he's knocking on the door 40 NESN but that's [Laughter] [Laughter] but but yeah it just like everything he can control he has done an A+ job with I don't know anything about rhinoplasty in New York he walked into the clinic and he's like we're not Wizards here Circle maladies and misuse of its first of all it's fictional you're gonna want to grab a grocery cart and sprint into that brick pillar yeah like I don't have nearly as much empathy for unattractive men is unattractive women because like you said I'd never watched the Casey Neistat video I assume because he's so popular he must have a good personality he's great lock he's probably funny like he is someone who is negative which was his looks and turned it into a positive and developed a phenomenal personality I'm assuming whereas for women it's much more difficult because people like you can be an unattractive woman have a fantastic personality and people people are not gonna give you the same leeway they will yeah you can't even be a [ __ ] woman mixed martial artist and not be pretty like like to be a successful woman most of the time and most of the time it's like oh yes she's the best dancer ever what'd she look like she's an amazing singer what'd she look like she's a great kickboxer but but what what does she look like she's I was funny even in politics I feel like you have to hit the right look right in most a time with Kyle on most of this you can be too pretty in politics like I think um [ __ ] give me the the woman who ran with McCain yeah Sarah Palin I think was maybe people like to do it wasn't too stupid to stupid but I think that the if she was a little less pretty people may have taken her a little more seriously maybe the stupid label wouldn't have stuck quite so well if she was a little less pretty tulsi gabbard gebardi beautiful beautiful maybe a little hot compared to the bull's eye for politics right I'm happy with where she is she's good she did vote present though and they are melting down over it because the most hated Democrat in the field she is yeah the Democrats have really not they they actually spend less time talking about that guys no vote the one that switched a Republican the very next day then they are about Tulsi gabbard's because who the [ __ ] is that guy though like it really cares about it I hope she's like compared to the you know he she switches and they get rid of pins and Tulsi runs with Trump boom dude she's way hotter than pence so much hotter it's even a little bit for yourself does enhance look like the most boring person of all time we often talk about what politicians would be cool to hang out with and Bill Clinton of course is way up there George Bush too but but he's Ronald Reagan I mean if you can stand the smell I mean it'd just be cool to look at but Pence has to be like bottom tier Obama be cool as [ __ ] to I can't believe I skipped over him I think he'd be a very cool guy to hang around most people successful in politics are pretty personable thanks would suck I feel like he would not be fun to hang out with at all another guy I would want to hang out with Lindsey Graham oh I don't think I'd like every once in a while Ted Cruz will have like a ski and just funny enough tweets that like conservatives were like oh look at this banger and it's like stop trying to make it a thing like it he's not the kind of person when hang it oh that was gross thinking of Marco Rubio I bet that guy is boring his [ __ ] boring oh oh you weren't boring we skipped over Jeb Bush Louis Egypt yeah he would be boring but Trump has lined up so many bullets in the insult chamber for him that you could just make little comments to him the whole time and that would be fun yeah he seems like you would suck this but it's nice to meet you mr. Bush wow what a legacy what a legacy have you tried coffee Oh Joe Biden I'm talking strictly 29 I just want to know if I'm gonna have to put peanut butter on his leg hair during the speech well all the black kids used to put peanut butter on my hair and then they'd have the neighborhood dogs come [Music] where my pills to the cows like all the good people of Ohio know then it's like you're in Iowa [ __ ] - [ __ ] - hang out with I just want to push them conquer this with Biden break him how many of you think he could do realistically and we're not talking about like at that point were you like you got I got eight more at me but I'm gonna collapse on the eighth one you know we're not talking about like complete exhaustion how many could he knock out like one two three tempo makes it easier from in my opinion but it does make it easier but I'm just saying like before he's you know at did he forget the trailing off a little soon he's better than we'd guess because he'd brought them up on his own right like you know like these are a strong point for me that's why I'm bringing it up and I'm gonna say that number is 15 I would get it he could do he looks like a slim guy right if he's bragging about it he can crank out 25 I can't imagine someone bragging about their push-ups he can't do 25 cuz light was I was gonna say 10 how many we do without stopping Taylor I haven't done push-ups in a while I mean usually when I would do it when it was like a bigger part of my workout I would do like 5 by 20 or something that's what I was about to say like I don't know the answer to your question at any point in my life the most I had to do was that a we did a fitness test once in high school and I think it was how many could do in a minute uh-huh I feel like I'm gonna get this wrong I know I did 50 it may have been 2 minutes but I did 50 and I was done but like whenever I've done them for like an exercise I'd always do sets of 20 because I felt like that was a good and you're going down slower you're more controlled you're taking more time with the form and everything so that does make it harder instead of doing the Presidential Fitness Test the number isn't always as telling as time under tension you know like you if I do 20 in a minute and I do 15 in a minute 20 is not that much harder but um and five in a minute might be harder I guess it depends where you spend your time you kept constant motion but as slow as you could do it five in a minute might be harder yeah this is the same way with bench press we're like you know if I'm doing five reps of bench like I'm getting it down in my chest and then I'm trying to explode it off of my chest like really push hard because I use my rib cage to get out of the hole it's kind of like a trampoline down there I did bench like that the first time I was learning how to bench and like even though whatever light weight I was doing like learning the form I was like okay the coach is saying to kind of use your chest as a springboard but the amount of rib flex I'm getting can't be good yeah I would be surprised if I didn't can do more than ten just because once you get that old I feel like your muscles start going to [ __ ] even no one would there's no way he brag if he could only do but look at the guy he was bragging against right that guy whose brain gets if you don't do any push-ups like zero zero you just been out of it for years like you can be surprised how little you do you know like it might be you might do ten and be sore for two days like it's a yeah but the exhaustion part I feel like all right maybe so but but I'd like this rag if he doesn't do them every I imagine that Biden he was in the military right the Navy or something Air Force maybe I can check a fitness routine look throughout life and maybe he wakes up every morning at 6 a.m. and he does his 50 sit-ups and his 50 pushups and then he jogs a quarter-mile and like he's been doing that for since that since the 70s or something you know who I think I could I bet Bernie could bang out more push-ups than Biden I bet Bernie would Bernie just had heart surgery ya know I'm movin Biden with that one I think Biden still exercises I forgot about the heart thing okay never yeah it wasn't a big deal it wasn't like open-heart surgery I think they went in with like one of those like s tires and like snipped a thing or something cuz I remember it happened when I was in prison maybe the day I was getting released from prison even and they were like it was so funny to see CNN like not know whether to make it out to be a huge deal or a tiny deal they're like well he is on our team kind of but let's talk about the risks what could happen in an extreme scenario well his heart could explode like a bomb killing everyone within a 50-meter radius or it's just a small procedure you know they go in through an artery in his leg and they they snip and well he's a he's if he's walking out this afternoon they couldn't make their mind up oh the way they treat Ernie is ridiculous where it's like I saw something that it was either MSNBC or see no I think it was MSNBC that they gave quite a bit more talking time over the course of their week about Amy Klobuchar they had every club HR supporter in that one room they rounded them all up and asked everybody who do you think did the best they're all like I saw them for whatever reason Klobuchar they loved her in the last debate they did would happen is the debate size shrunk and some of the people that you never looked at before practically getting looked at for the first time and she had a good debate I think okay I who is it Bernie supporters are interesting because they bust that they're not getting enough coverage and that could be true and there's been some like graphics errors and stuff where like he was left out or miss ordered or there was one time he gained five percent in the polls but they said he lost five percent and you can look at that I is a big deal it is but I suspect that I look at it and see it's probably a mistake and not it's probably like part of a conspiracy but I don't think if it were a mistake you would go in more directions more off here's what it seems to fall against him more often than not well that's the counter the the Ernie coverage is super positive like he's had one of the most positive coverages as a ratio they just want more of it though I looked at it I looked into it cuz we talked about it and I was like you know it's at a target like am I wrong about this so my take on it is usually are you going on the show because I'm pretty positive Bernie Sanders is invited anytime he wants to go on Chris Cuomo he can have [ __ ] star Moochie spot right yeah there's no way they want [ __ ] moot for the 93rd time when they could get Bernie Sanders instead instead Bernie's just made it made the calculation that it'd be better for him to stay in Iowa and New Hampshire and get voters there than to go on whatever TV show a good move for Bernie as far as going on shows like he's not gonna get anybody new from like a Cuomo but if he went on like like a Tucker Carlson or something and gave his spiel there because I think Tucker's still the highest rated I haven't checked in a hot minute but like Tucker is also more populist with his economic views and obviously Bernie is pretty populist to the didn't work is like he could I think that he you know at least be good for getting his name out there going on the problem show the problem with that I think is so right now on more liberal media stations they they won't say something like well how are you going to pay for it because then they might have to ask that question of every other candidate who's who's blue right now well how are you gonna pay for these things that you want to do well and in the right hand they're attacking Trump for blowing up the desk I have set up a GoFundMe going after they can't really go after the blue guys for having these these plans these multi trillion-dollar plans for the future whether it's health care or the Green Deal or whatever it may be but I feel like if you put Bernie over there on Tucker's show he's gonna he's gonna ask how are you gonna pay for it he has a plan maybe like he's done the math it just might not like it the plan is he's going to put a tax on all of the transactions on Wall Street so I'm gonna make up the number let's say it's a painting on all these things and then it's supposed to get rid of like some of the micro trading and it's the market fluctuations and it's supposed to fund it and then of course the kind of people that it would tax the kind of people investing in Wall Street are Fox News viewers tend to be wealthy I don't know if that's true actually I don't think of Republicans as rich I think there's all kinds of rich and poor Republicans and [Music] yes I think of rich people as rich and I think of rich people has playing some game you know they know where their their bread's buttered but yeah I totally agree with you they're like it and that's one of my the things I really like about Bernie's proposal is that like taxation on Wall Street like I think that's a great idea I think I would I need to think I'm not an economist I feel like a lot of these things are getting someone else to be making these decisions and and like I feel like I could be fooled that the left way works and the right way works cuz I've seen debates I've seen Republican debates and it's like that makes so much sense do it and then you watch the democratic debate you're like wow we're squandering so much why don't they just do it this way and then an economist after the after the show comes on he's like none of that works no that works we had a stop spending actually no it's too late it's too late it's like climate change economists are [ __ ] dummies [ __ ] though where they get every who's that main guy the note there was that Nobel prize-winning economist who had that quality Paul Krugman or Krugman something like that I think that's his name IV it where he's he's never I saw some funny thing online like probably a year so ago where it was like respected economists Krugman says blah blah blah blah and then it was like I got a lot of his big claims over the last couple decades and every single one of them was pants on head [ __ ] in hindsight where it was like the internet you know it's not gonna be any more impactful than than that faction it's like oh my god dude that's the thing about what Rugman he's a Nobel winning prize Nobel prize-winning economist so there's like a little knocking notch in his favor the other side of it is though he's been kind of a clickbait reporter for the last ten years so he says stuff like the Internet is the next fax machine or you know the whole world is 97 out yeah it but he's I I don't know if I want to say cut him but almost like I disregard him or like I understand where he's coming from in that he's a clickbait reporter he only he really parachutes into India for two weeks and then comes back praising you know what's gonna happen in outsourcing for the next 15 years yeah that's how so many of these people are like do not just economist but the reporters were like some big story will drop and four minutes later there's a slapshot article together on their website that's like everything you need to know about the new trade deals and you like read the first paragraph and it's like you were reading a different article and just doing what I did with paper like instead of saying the boy jumps high it would be and the boy did tend to when jumping go very high you're just summarizing the Indian of the cupboard so many so many of those folks are just yeah but when we invaded Afghanistan like everyone I worked with pretended that they were really into Afghanistan before 9/11 look oh yeah I've been following that conflict for quite some time I'm a regional expert let me started on Afghanistan it's like show me where it is that's how I learned geography like we invade new places oh my god I need to know where it is yeah the first thing I learned like when Afghanistan thing was going down I was you know a kid but it was like man there's a lot of it stands out there's a whole region of the world that's just a HobNob of you know like I guess you get like Kazakhstan that's like a turkey baby there's like Asian and Russia mix in Kazakhstan Turkmenistan I don't know where that is probably next to one of the other stands Afghanistan pretty sure the Uzbek is appreciate that the suffix stand means land that makes sense yeah but he right there over there like like look up there Switzerland and England and let us going through the whole list they can't come up with some I have I came up with a list Afghanistan Kazakhstan Kyrgyzstan Pakistan to genting Tajikistan Turkmenistan and Uzbekistan how about we just slim it down look this state is the only part of that his pronunciation so I'm feel pretty good about it's not a fake one in there and I would roll there's really an unspecified yeah I'll just name to other countries we all know but can't like yeah it's in between Iran and Mongolia look at how far apart they are what did I do you know what's cool about Russia is that they get to be the biggest country on Earth by landmass and still get to like have that little feather in their cap but I'm pretty sure like 50% of Russia is uninhabitable trash right yeah it's too cold how much what's I need to know how they compare with somewhere like Australia oh it's definitely way bigger than Australia so Australia is three stories China right I actually thought Russia wasn't as big as it looks it's not twice it's about six million square miles it's the case of the Mercator map looking for all of Europe just under four million square miles pulling out Mercator map don't know all of Europe is just a lovely mix in the United States what are you looking at right now are you doing remodeling where you drag the no I'm looking at actual like square miles the u.s. nine seven million square miles all of Europe three point nine three million square miles and how big is Russia 6.60 eases it's bigger than I gave it credit for yeah Straley is three million it's just but small this is quite the show Americans talking geography laughs it's a comedy show so it works the smallest country I guess Vatican City right no it's that [ __ ] that that place that we were talking my ordering like a knight ah the Duke of Sealand yeah yeah seal and I'm not counting that you can't call an oil rig a country and I'm certainly not paying $500 to become a Duke well you know what that could be a twitch donation goal I become the king of sequence will update your neighbor Duke Taylor well I'm sorry guys a hemorrhaged I mean a lot of debt now it's a lot more expensive to become king then Duke and now got a lot of loyal responsibilities yeah yeah Americans talk in geography that Americans are that [ __ ] at geography or is it that everyone's kind of [ __ ] at geography and we're just the loudest about it or is it that we're [ __ ] at their geography right like I I never look at someone from England and be like you can't find Colorado on a map it's one of the square ones you don't have those all sorted out yet for them like these are kind of local things like you know if you're from England you should be able to find Romania it's in your neck of the woods yeah good point good point Africa so where's more work any of those countries you know it's it's the one that's Cuba I think it's the one just kind of like I get the US is here it's kind of in this region down there who either that we're down here one of those two things and speaking Spanish so I think it's in this the american Samoa's where would that be on the globe I don't know where that is at all I didn't know we had Samoas we do we do have Samoas what are we doing with them either a delicious cookie I usually eat them I like to microwave them a little first though yeah it's a solid move microwaving your smoke and this here is where all Samoas are picked by the king I read America's not in the top ten fattest countries anymore Mexico I think Mexico isn't a real high they were number one one time I look I'm gonna look they are Mexico's number one still because they still have the delicious coke yeah they keep big you guys both fro say it Oh Susie say something awful oh this list actually does have America as the fattest get out of that one Mexican Lola wait this is [ __ ] this is the countries with the most fat people so China is second even though it's four percent of the adult if ninety six percent of your adults are not fat but really this is just a measure of countries with the most people I hope they I'm taking in a height taking height into you and something to it shouldn't be heaviest because Americans are big right never like it they're taller than most not everyone sure Japan and Korea are the lowest Asian countries really good at eatin well seems like yeah there's North Koreans a slim bunch of folk all right and that's because of diet and exercise diet exercise healthy lifestyle it's love restraint is lack of food if you love the great leader enough you too will be fit like he is dude I'd be [ __ ] pissed as a North Korea they Kim jong-il Kim jong-un the rest of them they should have had the [ __ ] decency to at least not be super fat right like that kid that's gotta upset people I bet he has one of the coolest lifestyles that any human being has ever lived I would like him in a second like you think about like that you see and like cartoons or like depictions of like medieval kings how they've got like a hot chick like with some grapes like like draping a handful of grapes over their mouth I can go get all the grapes I [ __ ] want there two dollars kim jeong-hoon has the modern equivalent of the hot chick draping grapes over your face I don't know what that is I was waiting for you to reveal it I don't know what it is it's it's it's [ __ ] she do they like over there soybeans [ __ ] sushi coming out of a supermodels butthole or something and he's just sucking them out like just just tuna rolls job that guy's life is does he just get head whatever he wants like that's what I'm looking for it's right does he just get there must be beautiful women in that country somewhere and and he just like I don't know he's in the middle of some meeting talking about defense spending and someone's sucking him off under the table I hope yeah that's sick it seems a little unprofessional I'm not sure if he can do that the big supreme leader if you can't have that harem I'm like what did they call me kind of leader no supreme leader psychotic yeah he's definitely getting had at meetings all sorts is anytime you're done you know what we've been skewed by Western media name one thing that's proven negative about Kim jong-un he's fat name two things I think he's just bulky under that coat he's short I think that's the camera angle it's not looking right at him yes mistake you want to go very low what's Japan Oh Emperor up to do they his lifts the lifts that Kim wears are outrageous he stood next to trump and it was like alright so maybe Trump 863 but he's six one for damn sure yeah Kim is not Kim has got to be okay he's Kim is wearing lifts like this they're like they similar height standing next to each other let me try to find closer than you think all you have to do is put him on stilts and they'll be similar Heights I'm not saying there's genetically similar unknown I was me the one I was thinking of is when they're like walking through like that you know courtyard or whatever and he's got those giant silly clown shoes on and Trump is still just big fat American just you know garden isn't as cool as the one I have you know in my memory they were much closer in height but I'm gonna link you maybe there is a photo op that you saw um I mean this is a photo op this is this is them shaking hands in front of all the flags and [ __ ] not even close and he's in like 5 inch lifts right now that's the point yeah yeah this is a little fella look at how healthy that doughy hand is Dan look at that puffy hand yeah that's sweaty this guy's live in his his best life he looks good phrase this guy's so cool he's living his best life I think it could be an Instagram model really yeah this guy pretty dude how about rocket would it be if he did like really maintain an Instagram page where he like [ __ ] cool [ __ ] all the time he just up there like jet ski and we're back check this out she won over Japan watch this here cheering in my favorite concentration came dude that would be so dope I would love that you got 20 women I got 20 million you what is it Baldwin Kings get to take the virginity that's a prima nocta Renata right degree even octa right i'm reimplemented prima nocta either trip could not get that but kim jungeun late for sure he definitely could yeah Trump couldn't because justice yeah do you see those pictures of was it Prince Phillip yes sunken in is he what weaned son help me out with this I know it was her husband her husband's wife barely yes I mean alive hilarious picture of him wearing like his military dress and her like losing her [ __ ] looking at him cuz it's so goofy let me try to find it it's really funny it's it's it's such a cute couple how old is that [ __ ] like a hundred and ten how long has she been around she's like Walter fraying it right where she makes it 292 the 70 year old children don't really get to be king oh yeah here it is like she's got a great sense of humor you could tell just by look at this that's him he's standing erect yeah hits him in the sea looks good in there I think it's cuz he's just wearing it all the time I've gotten back from those st. James Island imagine trumps body shape in that costume oh that would not now because posture standing thing with his chest forward I wonder what he's doing there I think it's a guy who's never done face pulls as athlean-x would say but look he's ready to attack I painted my own thing on Trump's weird if people don't know Trump stands like with this sort of butt out and his chest forward in a weird way my suspicion is that while it looks a little weird he's figured out that it looks good at certain camera angles and he that's what he's doing he's like showing his body like you otherwise he'd look like the penguin with his belly out too far or something like that so obviously I just do a lot of posterior chain work yeah like anyone who spends a lot of time on camera knows their good angle right what what if he had that moment like Joe Rogan had when that lady called him fat names like fat and he's got a weighted vest he's been wearing it's like there's he just drops like a hundred pounds of lead weights and [ __ ] rolls out a big Hulk Hogan [ __ ] 24-inch Python like what you'd be proud of your president I would look for him again if he did that back yeah yeah I'm a swing voter whoever has bigger biceps gets my vote what the [ __ ] our tune with the Dragon Ball Z there's an episode of Dragon Ball where'd that happens I think we watched and I hang out we're like they're having some sort of a fight on like a dojo mat or something like that and all the like the badasses from that universe are there I I don't know anything about it so forgive me if you're a fan I'm butchering this but he he's too slow to take this guy and it's like it's I think it might be Goku or whoever the main like little kids the spiky hair is he's too slow and you're like how can he be too slow for anyone you know he's the he's like Superman and he's an apex he's the apex he's but he's he's losing and he's like ah hang on a minute if you don't mind and he like takes off his like sweatbands and like his he's wearing like 250 pounds of weights on him all the time like when he drops his sweatband it falls like lead it goes co funk and another fighter goes what and now he literally jump like a hundred feet in the air got his ass kicked while he was - you that happened in MMA in Pride I forget that I hope I have all these details right but the guy came out wearing Aggie because he trained in Aggie it gave people to know as the karate pajamas you wear and he came out in his ghee and he thought that he'd be able to use it as a weapon and rap it against the other guy and stuff because he does that in practice wasn't working instead it just put handles all over him so the other guy controlled it so he told the guy wait one second I'm gonna take my key off and he didn't and he hit him while he was trying to take his key off and won the fight and I thought look at that gift I think his shoes were also like an incredibly heavy as well everything was wearing was like super duper weighted that's how I feel we're doing pull-ups you know like it if I suck in a game enough and a night I might do like 50 or even 60 pull-ups that's like you guys don't realize I'm wearing a weighted vest this whole time the form of my belly and thighs we invest made of trail mix [Laughter] carefully cultivated to increase my shoulder activation in my place have we have we ever had a more [ __ ] candidate for president then I can yet then miss Gabbar Gabbard unless you're counted afk that's too long ago it doesn't count but yeah he's right then bed no no yeah I'm trying uh make up our was topped here I mean nature panel doesn't count cuz she was vice I was I was looking for Palin to who's hotter Gabbar to Palin I think it debarred debarred for sure we're not jaded by current Palin right you got a knock like 16 years offer that's fair that's fair but I mean hang on I've got a good picture of pale in here somewhere are you gonna like the porn one I don't think we have I don't think we have Trump Obama Bush Clinton I don't want to [ __ ] any of them so I think we have to vote for I can audacity of erection the audacity of erection From Russia With Love nail in Palin yeah that's not even Sarah Palin no that's a port that's a porno they made mocking her some Russians come over and she's like I can see your my house then the two Russians would do schanke's banger that's great Buddha judge made a joke he was talking about winning in like Michigan or Ohio or something like that and he's like you know I lived ten miles from Michigan yeah I could see it from my front porch it was cringe Lisa Ann that's my that's one of my favorite porn stars she's top three can you name all three no I like smelled Palin wrong I think that's so they don't get sued [Laughter] um it's a Remi familiar with that look bring me something lacrosse lacrosse was I think it's La si ROI X or something like that [ __ ] silly drink oh yeah and that I also like that incredibly tiny Piper Perry Leontine incredibly tiny blonde girl I prepare you picked a peck of pickled pepper somebody I'm so bad so bad with names I almost never learned pornstars names but Dylan Harper I think is one very hot if I see her name or something I'll be like huh well for science Palin that's so funny we had optic midnight on the show that's her name right yeah big midnight yeah people don't know that she's out she says she's lesbian and we were talking about some sort of sex thing or whatever and she's like does anyone have a link you know for science and it just made her really like I don't know I liked her she was like and for a girl to be like yeah give me a porn like for science I want to see this chick one of the boys right like that's kind of what happens like uh I she's a sport mm-hmm I thought that was yeah do you see that uh that cringe thing Buddha judge did recently we're like he has so many billionaire donors and high-level donors that he started a second best to see he's like hey let's see who can be the smallest donator to my campaign and you'll win something and so he can try and get a bunch of people donating like a dollar and two cents right to try and lower that average and apparently like Trump and Clinton were both asked to do this same kind of approach and even [ __ ] Trump of all people was like that seems Jackie and inappropriate oh my god dude like Pete come on you kid you can't be doing that all them attack him for having the the fundraiser and so I'll pick up that wine cave it looks like fun really so I I'm not here here are the arguments pro and cons you could send me series for a second you've got bernie sanders and elizabeth warren's kind of lying about it she actually took bunch of billionaire money and transferred it into her thing but she stopped doing it so she says she's in reform whatever Bernie actually as typical with Bernie has been honest and consistent since seemingly the 1920s uh so he owe to his credit like it's a fair and honest talking point for him Budda judge says this he's like hey we can't play this game with one arm tied behind our back guarantee you Donald Trump is gonna have no problem taking money from billionaires right he didn't say it but I'm like yeah and he would have no problem getting help from foreign countries too and and I know that because he said it when he was interviewed by George Stephanopoulos he said I would absolutely do that and it seems like he has so should the Democratic candidates be like no you can't be rich if you donate to me or should they say my opponent is going to play hardball so I can too I think it's more of a thing they're trying to appeal to the Bernie bass and if if Buddha judge or Biden or whoever a warrant I know you're what you're saying is totally correct about her taking those donations and pretending to be like Bernie the whole time right like you know I they're trying to like these Young Democrats who are more progressive and anti billionaires yet they're not gonna like somebody who's taken a ton of billionaire donations and so I see it more as like oh we got to try and tamp this down so we can win these people because they're gonna be disenfranchisement but when Bernie gets [ __ ] over again and we need them because if they don't turn out to vote or [ __ ] like I think Buddha judge rose in the polls so they're just that's a tool they can use to take his from 2:00 to 3:00 but he got a lot of it's weird like it I used to be sort of anti Biden I would say you know what no one's excited about Biden no one wakes up but it's just like ya [ __ ] Biden I can't wait for what you know if he wins the world's gonna change don't like it why I don't know anyone who's enthusiastic that Biden but I haven't seen a poll he's lost he's been winning nationally since he started in every single poll on every news story is about who's in second third and fourth place first but again it's kind of like that rocket to success in the taper off thing that you saw with the Republicans the last election and yeah and Democrats this time definitely but I just can't see a year from now well less than a year from now Biden still doing that well like I think yeah I don't know I'm the broken record if Democrats want to win they got to put Bernie up nobody else is gonna be Trump I I I think everyone's gonna be Trump I think Trump has been getting his [ __ ] pushed in since he won right Trump want a very close election where he wanted me electoral vote but not the popular since then he got [ __ ] in the midterms right and in Democrats won like the second or third biggest number of seats ever in terms of a change since then Kentucky lost the governorship Kentucky is a blue state now that's [ __ ] ridiculous Virginia for the first time in summer - crazy number like 40 years 60 years is Democrat on the governorship the House and the Senate all at the same time they also and there's another state I think it's that has a Democratic governor maybe as Louisiana okay the Louisiana which is typically a red state went blue and in like he just been getting his [ __ ] pushed in in every election since his and every time there's a poll with a few almost every time there's a poll like every single Democrat beats him and it's just a question of what the margin is by how much they beat him by really yeah the big polling organization I'm a [ __ ] [ __ ] for not know the Interpol no not Interpol Bernie was doing very very well like when stacked up it was just like the Democrat kind of poll where it was like Denver's damn Denver stem and I saw that Bernie was doing really well but I I could be wrong yeah I think every Democrat is gonna be a huge favorite this time around but I also think that like in terms of the presidential not the Democratic one but this is an even preseason yet you know like if this were football or hockey like that not only has the season not started the preseason hasn't started yet so it's early to make predict yeah I'm yeah hoping they'd pick Biden can you imagine him in a debate I don't think he's is like I saw him in the debate like last time we talked we were looking at Biden pretend about the kid stuttering and stuff right right and then we talked about Trump like he has this you know what is it a comedians timing right better off the cuff so like here's Donald Trump talking in his last rally I never understood the wind you know windmills very much I've studied it better than anyone I know it's expensive I know they're made in China and Germany and Germany mostly very few may hear almost none but they're manufactured tremendous if you're into this tremendous fumes and gases are spewing into the atmosphere this is windmills mind you we know we have a world right so the world is tiny compared to the universe so tremendous tremendous amounts of fumes and everything you talk about the carbon footprint fumes are spewing into the air right spewing whether it's China or Germany is going into the air Trump is more vulnerable to this kind of like cherry-picking word salad craziness than even Joe Biden is Joe Biden's held to a higher standard than Trump is Trump's voters just voted for him and made him the president United States it's not like he was Shakespeare during on the campaign trail Joe Biden however has spent 12 years or he hasn't campaigned in what eight twelve years I'm like that yeah and he's making a mock he's making himself look terrible like he's supposed to be the professional politician running against the clown but yeah and the professional is starting to look like he's got Alzheimer's in a debate style structure it doesn't need to be like a cohesive response to a given question he can do what he did against Hillary which is let her start to respond and the second she goes into kind of a space that's unpopular with more populist Democrats or something like that he'll snipe and say something to try and throw her off her game throw a little salt in her game so to speak and he's much better at that Biden will get in Joe Biden will get flustered way faster than Hillary will because say what you will about Hillary but she is better at this than Joe Biden Joe Biden will get mad he will literally get the we saw how he got literally mad at him foger he did that yeah you don't think Trump can pull those same strings and make him get red-faced and maybe even threaten him and and and Trump's gonna say something he'll be quick with it he'll be ready and they say my temperaments bad they didn't trust me with the button look at this guy look at look how red-faced he is over there it'll be the collar I just don't know that Trump is this like silver tongue two guys right some people look at everything Trump does and call it 3d chess there's a montage other people see it and say this is Hungry Hungry Hippos you know it's not 3d chess he says [ __ ] [ __ ] all the time but he does have a core competency which comes from a history and media and being in front of a camera and so he's much more comfortable going off-script and that to the general population seems more endearing when someone says something that's a one-liner instead of a well the thing about Afghanistan is that we need to do this and that and the other thing in this and thank you for the question like that kind of [ __ ] like we'll see I don't think any of these people running for president would the possibly I was gonna say boo to judges the exception but even he's pretty polished all of them do a good job being interviewed being on camera and handling things like debates none of these guys are easily flustered and cracked like we make them out to be the worst of them is Biden though Bush Jeb Bush had been in politics his entire life nobody would have thought that he's easily flustered until he went against somebody who's below the belt and acts like it's like it's literally a playground argument you know like Trump is juvenile he's nasty and like these are many in real in positions of power nobody's said anything like that somebody might have said like ah you're a flip-flopper to them before but they wouldn't even say to their face you know you never even saw you never saw them say that to another politician's face they might infer it or a little bit or their campaign might say it or it might be in an ad but at no point during when when Bush was running against was it John Kerry with a Swiss boat mm-hmm he didn't come out and just call him a coward or Olivia a lily-livered like John Kerry sieh call him a coward even though it's the pot calm kettle black and even though John Kerry wasn't a coward none of it would matter yeah it's all about optics and perception and so something about social media yeah vote for who they think is the coolest like also me buddy shall provide provide instantaneous fact-checking and we were like nope mr. Trump you are a liar and the crowd goes wild right that's what you think would happen if that's what I saw that's gonna hurt but instead everybody's like zinger and they play that meme where all the black guys go they think is cooler nobody was looking at John McCain verse Obama and was like yeah McCain is cooler you might be right we'll see III sorry I saw a poll that it was talking about the number of people that are fixed in their position right and something like 34 percent of America would sounded right to me we're definitely going to vote for Trump and something like 46% of America was definitely going to vote against Trump whoever they put up and I'm like man Trump has to run the table to beat that 46% but I mean look at look at polls this far before the last election and how did those hold up that's what I was trying to say with the whole preseason thing like it's not even pre-season yet that's true but how are your basketball teams doing I know you've been following that more how are the 76ers this is great I'm sure everyone's like compliment from politics to basketball three-game losing streak which is bad for them because they're supposed to be one of the ggest but they just played their biggest rival the Milwaukee Bucks and [ __ ] smashed am I on Christmas Day in our top player jolted joelle and beat in bed something big beat I think oh the brown guy no that's Anthony Davis if he plays for the Lakers but it's not glad you know him anyway uh he had a really great game and he shut down the guy on the other team who's like reigning MVP and it's just like yeah [ __ ] that's what happens when it's game day sure he takes James off he's load managing himself against the Wizards and the Pistons and what-have-you but when it comes time to play the kind of games that will get in the playoffs he can ass and taking names I had to say we cuz I was a big part of that win if you HealtheVet sketball just just as important as that the Philadelphia Flyers four-game winning streak they have surged past the Pittsburgh Penguins for third and Metro Division so I'm happy for them I I like that you have a couple teams so that if the Blues do suck I'm like all right well I'm Philly now they're in a different conference so I don't [ __ ] care we play them twice a year and we usually win so it's good that the Eagles are NFL team are yeah they just beat the Dallas Cowboys and it was kind of like a playoff game almost like whoever wins this is likely to be get to the playoffs and both teams are easily the worst team in the NFL that would make the playoffs so we're fighting for the right to get our ass kicked in the first round of the playoffs and I think we got it good yeah how are the Falcons are the Falcons good or they Falcons had one of their worst seasons in a decade one of the best draft picks in the last decade you know it was so funny I was listening to like the Falcons radio show I don't know what else to call it you know it's these guys job to be jazzed about the Falcons okay they're like well you know yeah you had the this game you know if you play both both halves you know that's a win and then you got this game over here you were then three and then if if Julio doesn't get hurt on this game we could have easily been hadn't had nine wins this year it's like if every [ __ ] coin flip went our way all year long we could a 1 9 out of 16 games boys man that would have been something wouldn't it I don't know how many they won I'm gonna guess it's 4 or 5 it went poorly the NC State the football team had a year there they've won every I think they went 12 and 2 they came back again and again down the stretch they called him a heart attack pack Phillip Rivers was the quarterback he's done well in the NFL yeah and it was just like ah this is what happens what every close call goes your way what's the Falcons record 6 & 9 that could be worse though that gritar not a six and nine franchise this is not one of those teams that doesn't have like a not a good quarterback or good players this is this is a matt ryan is like the third or fourth highest-paid quarterback in the league like I don't remember 25 million or 35 s lose the Super Bowl like two years ago how long ago was that happen is it 3 3 yeah I think you're right the Cincinnati Bengals are 1 and 14 that is not great Cincinnati folk what is Cleveland Cleveland is 6 and 9 say AHA that's a rough see it's rough what an up year is 6 and 9 my god Cleveland turned it around best year at a decade after the Rams left all my friends are Kansas City fans and apparently Kansas City is pretty good [Music] just waiting for hockey to come back tomorrow I think yeah tomorrow did it ever leave well there's a Christmas break so they take more days off what do you all-star game all-star game is early January it's mid January and it's in st. Louis and so I might get tickets and go check out the skills competition day if it's not too expensive which skill competition would you want to watch the most I'm really hoping that they pick kolten Perico our big big boy defenseman to make the all-star game because I think he can finally D thrown che Weber and the hardest shot competition because you know che Weber maybe there are literally this guy's 64 he's been in the league forever he's like 33 34 which in NHL years is forever and he it's there are compilations on YouTube you can find it's just called like che Weber injuring opponents with slap shot because they teach defenseman and forwards to try and block the shot and he'll like catch someone in the leg and third just crippled somebody broke my shot woods yeah like this kind of [ __ ] from Shea Weber and Colton Perico he's a bigger boy than Shea Weber he's like six-six a little over that maybe and he's only like 25 I think and he's just he's one of the few players in the league that if you're a certain strength and certain height you can be like hey League regular sticks don't fit my hands and they don't flex enough can I qualify for the larger sticks and Zdeno Chara who's six foot nine from [ __ ] some Eastern European country he qualified for it and Perico did too to the point that we lost out on a goal once because Tarasenko I think broke his stick and Perico had dropped his stick and Tarasenko picked up Perico stick but it is illegal for anyone but Colton Perico to use that so he touched the puck and this Eagle Eye RAF was like dude two minutes you play with the wrong stick he's like I don't even understand what you're saying right now you mean I'm not playing with right stick and so yeah he I'm taking people that don't know it usually goes the other way you give your stick to a defenseman it was because Colton Perego had dropped his stick like during a change or something similar or during a change okay yeah yeah like the or if the goalie stick is somehow out of play you give him your stick he's the first choice if a defenseman loses a stick and offensive made that over because they're you know that looks like there's a there's a hierarchy to this thing so it was weird to me that Tarasenko got someone else's stick he's a centre-right he's he's a right winger he made the mistake of picking up the stick that was too big and some [ __ ] the only autistic ref in the league was like I know that I know that rule nobody else would have known sports Kylee just link to vid what are we got here buddy this is pretty good stuff I mean if you just look at the lady's face you can tell we're dealing from there she's got crazy white lady face yes yes this lady is upset it seems to me that the lady in front of her will not move it appears to be one of those scenarios where they say please drive forward we'll bring it out to you this person has pulled forward this lady doesn't feel like this person has pulled forward far enough and she has gone at the lady who's parked in front of her really hey get the [ __ ] out of my way and the lady will not roll her window down or engage and she and up now the lady krazee-eyez will call it from now on is saying that she feels unsafe I'm ready didn't run a McDonald's you also ready Sacramento you're going to want to turn your volume down to a pretty low level okay alright three two one play she's gonna hand him in to you one state [Music] Ram you a little bit of head bobble right now you're being the have you been drinking she's drunk right now she's like the man she reacted immediately to that boy all right sorry like a lawyer being like I am an officer of the court oh my god I hope she Rams her - a Milan twist this is this should be on bless the cameraman please Ram him please Ram the Kings backup and Raven did she say she's thin she's reporting her to the police right now doesn't have she's what was that worried about - she's eating some video evidence with her phone crazy lady is there's so much room - there's so much room it's 10 feet between you and the car behind you this is one of those people who cannot parallel park even if there's four spaces pitch-black there's so much space like look at what it is oh good raise the camera man she can't go around that car she's cleaning just maybe she can't go around that car in front of what's this [ __ ] what's this [ __ ] do it please Ram that Kia so she's backing up I didn't see that car she hit the wrong car at that car his evening is ruined the car behind her did nothing the car in front of her did nothing oh you know they tell us to pull while they're bringing out my you know quarter pounder with cheese I wonder what the car in front like they were yelling she was yelling at that driver the car in front of her I'm trying to come up with a low percentage responsible right he at least stood his ground he could have been like look I could see you're upset what do you need four feet five feet like what well let me work with you here if you've really wanted to avoid conflict he could have the car behind her wasn't even involved in the situation yeah but I also don't put any blame on the car in front like I its she had a an energy about her that was aggressive like coming up looking to start [ __ ] like it seemed like the people in the car in front just kind of wanted to sit there and wait as you do at McDonald's when they need to bring you your figure that was crazy right Carnot that was a scary woman I don't know how to describe the like are in front blame obviously the car for did nothing wrong mmm-hmm on the other hand even if you did nothing wrong if I come up to you and say like hey man I can't get around you I'm obviously insane I might be higher drunk you know you're gonna stain your ground while I'm freaking out irrational that's obviously all my fault on the idiot but there's some element of like oh [ __ ] off I'm in the right that the card front did that's a crazy lady and they're out there walking around everywhere yeah she was just walking this and I'll be okay can you imagine living with that nightmare of a human being you think she's not single that [ __ ] is insufferable no well I mean she's insufferable but low-grade [ __ ] right yes she's kind of cute yeah she's kind of beaut she's got a Rachel Maddow Contin going on tell me that insanity doesn't manifest itself since some sort of good lay maybe I remember she just gets mad at you about fast what's related look this is a passionate woman Taylor fast passionate women have good lace that's why she's good at bed Taylor you want a sad story now yes wait no we could do another sponsor yeah let me do it let me tell everybody about blue to you and then we can Swift right over to something switch over to something that's not so hard about six good sex guys remember the days when you were always ready to go now you can increase your performance and get that extra confidence a bit listen up blue cube calm that's the 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bet you get like season tickets and you might even get some leftover player [ __ ] I like the fries sure any professional mascot I think it's a good gig however this guy [ __ ] tier mascot duty that's right high school basketball mascot not even his regular gig they asked this guy to hey pressured him rather get in the chicken suit make the school proud things went awry he didn't make the school proud of their chicken I got it's gonna be laughing when this is over are you guys ready the Westview Cox yeah is there audio is this this is a straight up this is an Inside Edition clip if we can broadcast TV we're watching pretty much I can wash it off the show with just the audio let me just tell you all what habit to backwards of what we could do I think the audio is the easier thing to catch well I could just tell you what happened mm yeah I want to see it too oh so here let's let's tell the people if they want to see it it would be chicken mascot reveals struggles after pep rally accident left him brain damaged so what happens to this guy well he was dressed up as a chicken are you to tell me this brain damage happened Piron during the cloaca kid he was now we all good gentlemen of the court we know it's in the opening seconds like three two one play they just pile on is that oh no they keep piling on now are they they like the chicken no they're angry at the chicken they hate the chicken okay cuz I thought that was the sort of just scored a touchdown pile on that I was watching there no no I think this is the rival team giving him a wampum Hey oh he's a little beat-up oh oh so he all right so what it is is it looks like this was his high school maybe he had everything going for him at the time the 2010 incident in which the classmate his classmates pounced on him while he was dressed as their rival teams mascot oh [ __ ] yeah dreamed of becoming a doctor but now he struggles just to read and he's failed 40 college classes good god this is like when my lawyer was like no you don't want to go to like some soup kitchens that'll look real good in court they're like all right now you're gonna want to fail a lot of courses right everything everything you take zeroes can't read ten ten million dollar settlement for this young man he might have earned it oh he earned it he definitely did do you that poor guy I wouldn't trade my brain for ten million would you trade the ability to [ __ ] read for ten million dollars Taylor that's actually a good one well there's audiobooks I love reading yeah pillows a real you I like knowing I'm good yep that's my exit yeah i can't read' life is a real uphill struggle you know what also sucks working all the time Taylor how much of your time do you spend earning money I mean a lot of it a lot of it he earns money all the time this is but see like I would married for me you can hire file as your reader you know like I'm thinking at the time not be to the fun coordinator right four hundred thousand dollars just make the check out to me apparently I yeah yeah here I'll hold your hand yeah sounds right to me mr. Kyle I have many money you're the best this guy that's a [ __ ] hand to be for sure poor guy ten million dollars takes away a lot of pain there's a fan of the show he came to the hangouts for a while he traded an arm or enough money in which he might never need to work again and I feel like he thought it was a good trade I'd rather be [ __ ] I think he'd let us know gun surgeon would you rather have your arm back then mercy would that I think he's settlement was like two hundred thousand woody oh I thought it was seven digits I think he I don't even think it was two hundred I think he got like a hundred and seventy five K well also gun surgeon like is clearly a very smart guy he wasn't having trouble making money I don't know his personal life yeah I don't know what his career was he like you know if he let's say he was let's say was an HVAC repairman prior to the injury then that's hard to do one-handed right but if he was an accountant then it's not I don't know well alright but anyway yeah this poor chicken guy that [ __ ] such a just a triple out well all right opinions well we won't share all these personal details but it's very good luck yeah yeah no I would not trade my arm gaming we would play we play a lot games together how is he at gaming is he doesn't have full use he's a lot better than you would think for a guy yeah yeah I've been playing Cod a bunch I'm level hundred and fifteen if that means anything like the cod players it's a measure of time in-game and I'm I'm not at my peak like hey my peak I was better than I am right now but I'm useful you know if we lose a game I usually think six and me Mitel won this like you know I was an assist to team but also not necessarily I was the best on this team just you know we could have done better if I'm getting better that's all good yeah I'm liking it I might switch games I they're changing cod a lot which I appreciate right like if you go back to modern warfare 2 it was kind of the same thing and then every three months or so like they'd change it it feels like they're adding a map or a weapon or game type all the time and or if not a map change it will be like a like shoot houses was one of the most active Maps and they're like shoot house 24 by 7 now they have something called shoot the ship where it's just shipment and shoot house again and again and again a lot of better players gravitate towards that one and also you not only is there a ton of activity in it but you get double webbing XP double weapon XP in it so if you want to try a new gun and rank it up see you know like maybe get your favorite configuration of it you find 50 gunfights on a typical shipment they not even 50 gunfights probably a hundred gunfights and maybe 50 or 60 kills rank up your weapon in a hurry and see if you like that one and then just move on to something else for the first year I I've played cod I truly don't worry about my KD and even know what it was it was higher than I thought it was but not good like wait 7 something high maybe and I but yeah I can just go into shipment got a bunch of kills with the shitty weapon see if I like it and put on another one and I yeah I'm like in cod ish but halos calling me what's the name of the new Halo again it's reach so it's a remake of an old Halo yeah what do you smiling at Kyle midgets fighting I'm pretty watching to see if this is something we want to and I mean it in the chat yeah you making me want to see it midgets ganging up on a non [ __ ] are they fighting each other the title this is they had a little misunderstanding alright I am ready I'm ready to watch this is the rarest a [ __ ] the elusive black [ __ ] what we have here is the elusive Thank You [ __ ] these ready have congregated together almost enough the medical science told because they usually travel south for winter yes ready pride rules means it's ok to kick an opponent on the ground right 32 inch TV they have that's huge for them it's theater style I the the guy that lost the fight in my opinion won the eye test like if I were to pick him out oh I think he was used a little smaller maybe the other guy but he was my head was huge that's taken yeah and get this they both had dwarf style bodies where they got the normal-sized head yeah top-heavy that I think I feel like a headbutt from this little [ __ ] would be lethal absolutely he could take a kneecap right out yeah mmm poppy right the thigh give you a nasty charley horse the loser just has bad balance like it takes nothing he threw him over he fell down hit his head on the then they grapple again and all the sudden he's fallen on the couch like balance is a thing the guy with the lower center of gravity lost yeah now that I watch the pride rolls kick twice I'm gonna fast-forward it there's no big deal oh these guys I didn't think it through but dwarfs are caring terrible at kicking yeah the most extreme thing that we saw here I think was his dad hitting that like cabinet over there and and maybe a little bit of the Big Brother style dirty boxing or whatever you pick things up off the ground he's not a child his mid rape getting baking pans from the bottom cabinet shop at babyGap Jesus Christ that's even cheaper though like like a little like a baby like actual nice clothes they're expensive [ __ ] I'm on the other side I always thought they were kind of cheap yeah I figured that might be shopping at nicer places than me but like you know if you've got like a two-year-old you're taking to a wedding when I dress my back it's like you tell me this lemon this whole suit is like $26 it's I don't think I posted any pictures I think I talked about on P game but I haven't posted any pictures on Twitter yet of the onesies that my girlfriend put the dogs in so that they wouldn't each their nut sacks and apparently those onesies were like 10 bucks a pop so that's pretty cheap too baby clothes are so cheap my we buy a diapers now right because we watch George Foreman and my wife I was like how much should be spending on diapers and we worked it out so we had George Foreman like 40 hours a week maybe and it worked out to like six dollars in some sense a week we spend on diapers oh geez that's yeah people act like diapers now you know granted whoever hasn't caught on that it's you calling that baby George Foreman Stowe and if you really want to have some fun mmm you gotta find an actual black baby to pose for a picture with oh damn it this should have been a private conversation hope in a black baby it's Christmas that's funny it's cool but um anyway people act like diapers are really expensive and I think what it is is diapers are just a proxy for every cost included in babies yeah babies aren't that much healthy babies are not that expensive kids get to be more expensive I don't imagine so man I hope if I have boys in the future they are nothing like me as a kid but it's gonna be poetic justice if they are and they're just like starting fires and breaking things did you used to start a lot of fires I used to start fires all the time I really was gonna be in hyperbolic I really didn't start any fires I liked there I went through a phase where I liked burning things with a magnifying glass during summer I thought that was fun burning fires was like a hobby of mine almost like I started fire we used to after school like I liked can't I still love campfires and we would just go out in the woods like by this recycling center it's you know start fires with the [ __ ] I learned in Boy Scouts and just you've got a big nice fire pit out there don't you yeah at this house we do yeah do you use it pretty often cuz that's one of those like outdoor things it's pretty low maintenance but I feel like when you have company over like it's always great to have a nice fire roaring it is days we should use it more I use it all the time for like you know hypothetically burning boxes and [ __ ] like that it's so many but and in terms of sitting around it really only when I do that you know and that's not that I like he common Colin and I were sitting by the fire just a week ago but um in terms of like long slow all night long by the wooden fire like not so much okay but it is nice oh for sure yeah house I don't think I gave you the the credit that was due for this on pkn I saw the title of your post ban stream and that was that is [ __ ] choice that is so funny yes I got banned for saying what does it keep laughing you [ __ ] magnet slur yeah yeah absolu so I got unbanned you flippin maggot or something was my post yes it's my return to shaving instantly Reeb and I was afraid they wouldn't think it was funny but I guess no one cared or watched her I thought they were more cool with like your your stream names and I made one that was like time to suck today's dick and everyone was saying like alternative service or service and it's like I'm pretty sure you guys are just me man like nobody's gotten mad at me so far it seems pretty fine or nobody bet one or change it right away no captain I didn't know how to change the title something I have a hard time telling what gets me banned like when did we put PKA on Twitch would you call that two years ago I feel so long I think it was even longer than that okay I mean so let's call it three or three and a half years ago is it a whole different world since then because not only did they not ban PKA they promoted it on the home page and it - Tucker's surprise he was like I can't believe they did that the only everyone expected us to get paid because of the nature of this show so I roll the dice again put it on this is right this is just wood Ian Taylor not to be confused with other people yeah so I thought like everyone's wrong you know twitch rolls with it a little more than they say they do and then I got banned for saying that so not everyone's wrong yeah yeah they're definitely a little more I need a few more bands to figure out where the edges are right I mean I'm like a blind guy stumbling around and I found one cliff but that doesn't tell me the whole landscape it just tells you one place that you shouldn't walk oh yeah yes I won't say the F slurred but there's a whole lot of things we got to try out now that you got bands before me like I almost want to be extra careful and keep my streak going oh no I don't I don't accept that I was banned before you because I started six weeks prior you need to go at least four more weeks to beat my streak that's insurmountable on YouTube at least I feel you can say most of the jokes you want you'll think about some stuff on Twitter be like oh no can't guess you can't say that joke which kind of sucks but you know you gotta play the hand that's dealt yeah I was after so when I streamed games at tens although that's what I got banned for it tends not to be too naughty but then afterwards sometimes I'll do just chatting for an hour too and it's not hard to get me going you know like they ask for sex advice or something I'm like [ __ ] yeah here's what you need to know put your finger in her pooper or whatever and I'm like just chatting is what's gonna get me banned but better sure for sure I don't like that you can get banned for your chats behavior I don't think that's fair what am I am I my brother's keeper I am NOT also that that part really sucks and like people always say like oh dude your chat is unbelievably toxic it's like no it's not it's people ribbing they're riffing they're making jokes they're having fun like I went through a transformation on that around the time I suppose I do he was like they're just memes and I'm like you know what that's right a lot of the things that would hurt my feelings like weren't even said with lots of hate and so that helped me turn around yeah I mean I like someone like donate me give me like $20 and be like you're a fat headed con it's like alright well thank you my streams aren't making like I had a stream and I think I was like four hours into it and they're like how do you like streaming I'm like well financially it's pretty much failure I made 17 dollars so far and like and then after I said that it went up I can see why wings complains about money constantly because it's profitable it went from 17 to 40 like yeah yeah as long as I get big dick Nick in the chat I know it's gonna be a lucrative night yeah that guy up in five hundred dollar donors on the Reg Jesus Christ yeah that guy it's almost frustrating where it's like I want to have enough money to give money to idiots on Twitch like this like you must be like that just must be a forgettable amount of money for you where you're like oh five hundred yeah have you have you seen that guy talk about what a billionaire is yes yeah notepad sheet or some part ya know pen it shows all the lines of it and he'll delete like a full hundred million or something and then settle back down and be like where did I delete it from I want to like it fine do it on this show even though it's totally like just stolen concept but yeah he writes a hundred thousand and then he writes a billion next to each other and you can see it it's more zeroes but they almost look like they're in the same family and when people Skyler you looking to get in no okay so um they were a hundred thousand they write a billion and almost like it they're both lots of money you think of them as a lot and then he like writes a hundred thousand ten times on a line and that's a million and you say like all right and then he has to do a million again and again and again and by the time you see how many hundred thousands are in a billion and then he like takes one away from what would be I'm gonna make it up like 29 printed pages of hundred thousands with one missing you're like wow that a hundred thousand is a truly trivial amount one that you wouldn't notice had come or gone to a billionaire you know even a millionaire like that's a line of these right and then what are there a thousand lines of a hundred thousand right so he goes from a thousand lines to 999 lines worth of myth that doesn't seem right no is it right it's in cow hundred 299 yeah is it a hundred ninety-nine okay yeah all right so the whole line of in and now there's 99 lines and it's like outrageous are you sure it's a hundred cuz that's just two zeroes maybe I'm ruined a hundred groups of a hundred thousand is is ten million right who would know so ten groups of a hundred thousand would be a million ah this is embarrassing yeah he saw this coming what you're just watching you said I thought it would be fun to do the same thing but do it with amounts of money that we actually possess and compared to like really poor people in foreign countries like like whatever 30 rupees a day alright so this is ten thousand dollars it I mean I take it or leave it I forgot I had this ten thousand dollars now this is what it would be like in rupees it's eighty million rupees jamil here works 30 days for four hundred rupees now but just you know dinner great an entire culture wanted the same good that's the goal that's a pka way but yeah I wish I did his little presentation I did it for like my wife or daughter or something it was like it is outrageous how much a billion is you know you no one thinks millionaire and billionaire are the same but they think of both of them is rich no millionaires aren't [ __ ] leaves yeah and it's eye-opening I've been told so many times that like you can't even comprehend how much a billion is or a trillion for that matter and thought no I totally can I know all my numbers I can order them but I know but then when I see some of these demonstrations it's eye-opening the difference it's pretty cool that's like when you see I think I follow some BOTS on Twitter that's like u.s. national debt calculator and like once a day it'll like tweet we owe 22 trillion so many billions so many million so many yeah all that and it's like I always think I'm like but there's no way to pay this off right like it's hopeless is there even is there even 21 trillion dollars in the world or in the US is that it is our economy yeah isn't our GDP like something comparable GDP what's that even mean don't we don't we like make like 4 trillion a year or something like that it seems like if we buckle down we pay that [ __ ] off in a couple decades so the GDP this is 2017 but whatevs there's about 19 trillion a year to do is every single person has to pour every cent they have into this and then we're a mere three trillion the way I if the Democrats do somehow take power then the Republicans will go back to being deficit hawks and that might be good for America these people suck where they're like the only people who ever care about finances and the deficit are the people who aren't in power and then the second they're in power they're like gangbusters let's go what the military that every single soldier doesn't have four rifles dude the wasted money is the thing like when I was a kid wasted money was always a big story always heard about some $600 hammer thousand-dollar ashtray you hear about it all the time doesn't seem to be a story now now if you were to say like can you believe the Army's paying $700 for a hammer they'd come back and be like what do you hate the troops and there's no amount of money I am what are you a Muslim someone in my universe was in the army and they had to get rid of all their ammo if they don't spend all the like ammo they use and they go the lower budget for the next year and they had to fire it so the first thing they do is they start loading it into guns and just like not even aiming like holding the trigger waiting for it to go and shooting all these rounds it didn't take them long at all to be like this is actually impossible like gonna burn the ammo yeah yeah these ammo doesn't even come out of a gun fast enough to shoot at all so they guarding so many guns it's bad for the guns and it's not like the army was getting training out of it right that's why they have so much ammo so that they can give become better marksman that's not the case you can't like it they can't even shoot at this fast let alone aim it so they get skid steers and they bury the ammo to get rid of the ammo so that next year their budget wouldn't go down that kind of stuff is like outrageously bad and yes it's I think it's pretty normal to there's a lot of saving that can be done that doesn't have to be anti troop we can in some cuts but no I mean do it I mean how many I mean fake legs Leaney right yeah right they always want the fancy blade legs and stuff whatever happened to those peg legs you saw in the cartoons great candidate for surgery I thought that guy in that Atlantic City mobster movie looked fine he looked masculine he looked thick tight it's a good look a boy he'd be updated on his progress like a like a roasted hot dog he looked very very taught Hebrew National yes it was the highest quality of hot dogs those are good hot dogs the only one who does many things to get the cream cheese on them earlier that's when we were at Seattle they yeah everybody the cream cheese three hot dogs with cream cheese what the [ __ ] dude one of my best blade only use me blade memories it's when me him and white boy were walking up the hill that's right there was a time where he could walk and we're going up the hill up a hill no less a hill and it was a serious Hill at Seattle it there's a lot tell you it was a hundred yards if it was a foot walking both ways very drunk huh I know I was there I remember that's where I slid into that giant ice rink and then you that was the Boston you got my Boston my back yes yeah and I think we were on a mission to save white boy because he had gotten far like he'd been keeping up with me and blade and and blades he's a dead weight class even totally different weight class yeah like like blades lay like [ __ ] heavyweight champ and I'm middleweight champ and white boys he he's a he's a featherweight at best when it comes to putting that Jager away and that's what we've been drinking we've been drinking Jager bombs all night and we just started walking two blades car and I believe the plan was for him to drive us somewhere alcohol makes you think certain things are good ideas when they're not he drove a Cadillac I figured we'll be fine it's really the pedestrian that's in trouble I wouldn't want to be in front of him while he's driving it but in any case light like we're walking and we were walking for a long time and or get a little a little tired and look there's a hotdog stand right there next to us on the sidewalk and I'm thinking like I could really use some Gatorade and blades like three three yeah [ __ ] ordering three cream cheese dogs he's calling in like all ur cheese dogs he eats it for all of us he ordered us all a hot dog and like like I eat like half mine and I'm like it's really good blade but I just feel kind of sick white boys like I can't do it blade eats all three hot dogs like continues uphill with white war on his back like piggyback style and I'm following him after a while I'm just like kitty I'm with blade and white boy yeah cream cheese and we we were lost I need help and a car pulled up like like found us on the side of the road and there and I get in the car with her and like some other responsible adults and I was whisked away I don't know if white boy came with me or not I was very drunk but we mate was car and back to the hotel probably didn't right you probably pushed it back safely oh he drove definitely drove there was blood all over pig blood on my grill every night cream cheese sliced tea put on top of the hotdog like it was butter or was it in the hotdog like some I don't know creation of food Rd let me find a picture of it I don't remember I just remember that n imagines and other toppings like there was more than just cheese I'm hoping it was a chili or May or ketchup like a condiment okay because I did I pictured it a little bit like stuffed cheese crumb with cheese in the boot say it's a Seattle thing yeah it's a it's a Seattle thing so like here's a Seattle hotdog recipe the lightly toasted hot dog bun piled with the beady hot slowly caramelized onions smoky cream cheese jalapenos and that's apparently a seattle dog okay that actually sounds pretty good when you add the other ingredients the jalapenos yeah yeah and then the caramelized our little spice little savory with the hot dog well Susan good the pictures I'm seeing it's more cream cheese than I thought there'd be a hint of cream cheese that is not the case no no they're putting some cream cheese on that bad boy they are yeah mmm I love hot dogs I love hot dogs too I'm think about making my own I've got them I've got the the device little I've just got to get the thing with the intestine yeah fill em up do it dude are you gonna do a hundred percent beef as you should yeah I'm gonna grind my own beef like I got like I do with hamburger I hope he grows his own cow I am sorry yeah like like if that if you had if hot dogs were one of the outcomes of that cow that'd be kind of me like I had to do something with the [ __ ] of the lips I mean yeah you sound like the cows [ __ ] lips and feet to work with after it's know how they're gonna dispatch my cow when it's time wait like will they write their first guns oh that I thought I was thinking it they're gonna do with the extra cow parts Steph others do what what is that Betis to that scene like I was an adult already when I saw that movie and that scene I was like oh oh [ __ ] I'm so quick oh I would have probably fallen for that too [ __ ] yeah why aren't you wearing a uniform steady Eddie Steve Sara yeah you got a bull cut I don't trust you he's like as a waiter up there up your way that's what way is that Dallas I saw your tags what business what business of it of yours where I'm coming from oh I didn't mean nothing by what do I have to what do I stand again everything yeah it is need to figure how to do his voice I've been I'm looking up how they deep enough to do it looking up how they kill cows and this is like looking up gun stance or something like it's a number one link was PETA I'm like I don't know if I want to ask Peter how they kill cows I'm not sure their reliable source right it's like asking Matt about drugs or something so I'm the next one is modern farmer it is also an obviously biased site I'm not saying it's factually incorrect just here's a really unhappy cow whose head is trapped in like a wall or something like that I can't handle the lobe so I didn't read it all but I guess they stunned the cow and then hang it by its feet before the full killing and they show the feet and how a cow is suspended after being stunned I just don't know that this is the common case for how they take out a cow have you ever seen clips of how like kosher slaughtering is done though we're like for a cow to be like certified Kosher or whatever like they can't stun it they can't give it like any painkiller things they will like the people in the slaughterhouse will they like string up the cow by its feet for the chain is it still alive and being like hmm and then someone just takes a sharp ass blade drags it across the neck and it's like gurgling and bleeding out all over its own face it's pretty cool [Laughter] yeah apparently the captive bolt pistol which is what these devices are called stuns the animal it doesn't kill them here's a here's I'm I have one of these yeah uh all which is like how Muslims eat their food and kosher I think they're like pretty much the same in their approach yeah they'll continue to beat until the heart runs out of oxygen and the heart eventually runs out of oxygen because captive bolt stunning stops breathing however if cessation of a heartbeat is used as a definition of death then the animal shot with captain bolt will be alive for eight to ten minutes this provides sufficient time for death to be induced by a throat cut on the neck and still be considered halal ah so what they're saying here is that they can have their cake and eat it too basically they can stun the animal so it doesn't feel the throat cutting and bleeding out dude that's got to be the best job ever is being like a rabbi who gets hired where they're like hey we need you to come kosher eyes kosher eyes me captain like that kind of thing and then you show up at a plant and you just do a little wizard tree for free and they owe you thousands of dollars my dad is a great grift why is it so hard to kill a cow instantly right like that bolt you know that we've all seen the device from No Country for Old Men I think it's called yeah if that things went out six inches wouldn't that cow just insta die I saw him so I saw what I think was in Iraq he gets sniped in the head and it left an impression on me how quickly he went from life to death like that guy dropped straight down in a crumpled of jelly and bones like you just I've shot cows in the head I think we watch that on the show is that the one where you can like see bone fragments coming out when the bullet hits I'm not sure I'm not sure but but he was standing in a street if I recall and he just like you didn't tip over he didn't like yell it's like you've cut the strings yeah it's just like you flipped a switch and it judged straight down straight to death so I sort of thought that slaughter would be like that I don't know why it's not I think maybe it's something about maybe the heart continues to beat maybe it helps them bleed out I don't know I've shot cows to put them out of their misery before and I shoot them in the head and they are gone they don't feel a [ __ ] thing they just done it almost like the guy described like exactly like the guy described see sometimes they'll just kind of go and like that's it like they just they just fall they're dead they're dead instantaneously cuz the part of them that makes them alive is gone it exploded mm-hmm like you are your brain like the rest of you is like a meat soup that your brain is [ __ ] powering around you'd think oh these are my hands no not there's some it might as well be the a pair of pliers that you're connected to your brain with some [ __ ] wiring we're just little machines that this weird grow if you ever seen a full human nervous system like the brain with this all of those it's gross his [ __ ] you could put that a tank and that would still be us it we're just in a meat suit so like once that's gone like you're no more and the sayin the same strip of that [ __ ] cow I've shot a lot of them yeah [ __ ] them I don't think I've ever shot a deer in the head oh I have no that was no no you don't kill an animal because it's risky it's because it's risky for the animal right for one thing you OP the head of the deers you often considered a trophy for a second you might just blow his [ __ ] nose off which would be horrific for the deer because they all survived that sort of thing and go on like in starve to death and gruesome bein their face will rot off or something awful like that whereas if you miss his heart by six inches you hit his lungs if he misses lungs by eight inches you hit his liver you know every everything right here behind his shoulder blade including the shoulder blade is a kill shot with a 30 caliber rise the liver is slow death thought it might be he just [ __ ] drop you hit but it's such a big bullet and and like hunting bullets aren't like military cartridges like Full Metal Jacket goes through like a spear just like sticking like a spear through someone but but like real bullets hunting bullets they go through and they turn into all these petals like self-defense rounds do and so they're cutting a heat there the hole in the back will be like a big enough to stick like all your fingers into that's a big fisted I feel like sometimes people who want to do gun bans don't understand right they they hear ar-15 for example and think it's this like extra deadly killing machine super whatever and now I'm a little speaking of Kyle correct me if I get anything wrong here but it's like if you want deers with air 15 some people will consider you impolite like like you need to use a deadly around perhaps maybe northern deer or something where they're bigger if you're hunting with two to three or five five six same thing then like you should be doing these like already hot six or something that really kills deer dead but people misunderstand like the thing is that the military have other priorities like carrying this [ __ ] their backs as they hike for 20 miles and cost you know and and and how it's to be a you know the application of the weapon system if you look at like the 458 SOCOM round that originated right after Somalia where Special Forces were like hey we're shooting these [ __ ] skinnies where who are chewing cod all day and they're just eating two or three five five six rounds and just keep spraying up [ __ ] a K at us writing on the back of a Toyota and they just killed three of our guys but like all right we need something that'll like hit a guy who doesn't give a [ __ ] as drugged up and knock him the [ __ ] down and they came up with a 458 SOCOM round it's outrageous it comes out of the ar-15 platform or the m4 platform whatever and it's just a huge [ __ ] fat bullet that's going fast enough I don't slow down I shut ins they're Somalis that'll drop a smiley ashtray I'm only as good as my sources but I was reading this thing about when they moved to five five six and they're like yeah with five five six we had like 12 million groups of people now we can move to seven because seven men are is effective with 12 because they can carry more rounds and you know there's if you have a really heavy bullet maybe you carry 200 rails with a light pole you carry 300 rounds and and each person is more effective than they were with the to hundreds oh yeah that's the kind of thing that the military needs to keep in like into their consideration but if you get a shoot now I feel bad like if you go to shoot all a school a movie theater or something like that bigger rounds might be your thing you're not hiking 30 miles you're not doing like what Vietnam soldiers had to do and carry that stuff through the woods and the swamp all the time it's it's both ways you know like a 30 caliber caliber bullet I mean if you wing something with it it's like I could easily see a 30 caliber bullet taking an arm most of the way off if you hit them like right in the bone you know like it's a big bullet all of my experience obviously is [ __ ] deer and pigs especially pigs and it really [ __ ] knocks him dead but with five five not so much you know I've shot pigs with five five six and they kept running but most of the time but that was with like Full Metal Jacket and we switched to like there's really good hollow-point ballistic tip actually and those explode when they hit the hog and it's it's like a little shotgun that goes off right on impact and just scatters his insides with shrapnel that are just slicing every artery and organs to smithereens so it's more about the rate of fire and like how much lead you can put downrange because that makes an ar-15 so deadly in those terrible situations it's like he's got 30 rounds or 60 rounds and he can deliver them as fast as he can pull the trigger and if they're pretty accurate because of the low recoil you know with a 30 caliber round what is an air ten the bigger air 15 is that but yeah it is and those would be in a 308 cartridge most of the time yeah there's a lot of like in between cartridges and like wildcat stuff and like weird application rounds a 6.8 and stuff like that but for the most part the two mainstays that I was always familiar with was the five five six you know the standard ar-15 and then the what's kind of commonly known as an AR 10 which is very very much like an ar-15 but it's a 308 caliber it's sort of the difference between the the SCAR L and the scar-l and the scar-h if you played Call of Duty you know maybe that's good way to put it one's five five six the others 308 and there's a big difference big difference mm yeah I just people who don't know guns at all sometimes think the air 15 is this like ridiculous thing without rageous recoil I've heard it said that they can hurt people even if they just come close like if it's a near-miss then you know you might lose the ankle and that is wildly untrue I've had people shoot fruit out of my hands with them right I've never done that but I've shot near grass you know like I've shot like on a bipod in the ground and the grass is hardly impacted like it it's up if it's not ripping my ankle off if it's barely blowing the grass over the first time I shot an ar-15 like I was kind of surprised but I was like oh god damn yes nice punch back at me at all even the reddit people who I think are not very pro-gun there was like a someone was saying that the ar-15 recoil and kick was so dramatic and shocking and emotionally scarring yeah yeah and someone put the that butt of the rifle on their nose and just pulled it pulled it pulled it pulled it to show how mild it really is and they're like that's incredibly effective display at what he's trying to tell you like an if that was shocking that dude give him the 12-gauge and say yeah throw the slug in a 12-gauge and see how that guy say yes Eric fifteens are great at everything and that you know when you really trick one out and you customize it one has a very good muzzle brake on it muzzle brakes takes so much of the recoil out like a shocking amount I don't know the percentage if I'm just guessing it's like 40% of the recoil is gone and and now instead of something that would barely touch your nose now it doesn't even touch your nose you know now it's just out it and then you throw a press around there too a good stock of good grips change the weight of it a little bit with some attachments and it's it you just don't feel anything it's and you can really spray accurately when the the lighter and the yeah that's recoil they have you can do some cool stuff another teens I've got a video here of a drunk guy in one of those little carts that you can raise yourself up in I don't know cherry picker know what it's called a cherry picker thank you and he is discussing the current quandary with someone else I'm familiar with a series of videos see they ready sit play what's your name Steve I can't have you driving up and down the street in the sky Jack you're sitting on beer what about that there I saw you drinking coming around the driveway so I'm on this I can't have you driving down the road and the sky jack drinking beer watch watch come on down talk to me here for me let's figure this is Steve on this one come on down we can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way the hard way we're gonna stop by the hospital this is real no it's like it's a series of comedy videos I'm familiar with this guy it's nice I'm an idiom yeah let me try to find his channel because they're hilarious yeah it's done well I mean if it was really the terrible video quality that sold me that it was real i from a long time ago I looked up the most obese country's America's sixteenth in which initially I thought like that's not bad right by American state it's for fatness like that the trouble is all the countries that had a higher obesity rate than us you don't even know him watch me American Samoa was the worst then tokay Lao Naru the Cook Islands halu Marshall Islands Tuvalu me Star Wars Tonga Samoa qurbani Micronesia Aruba Kuwait Dagobah like one of those I know that one Kuwait's fan that's a probably Kemetic Cayman Islands and then America so it's like we're kind of the fast it's real nation after Kuwait I guess it's all the Mexicans coming here are driving down our average I'm not sure if it's true I thought Mexico have any problem with obesity to the fattest they're ruining our static let's come out against our deities so healthy my number one priority is gonna be the end obesity starting with everyone but me yeah I've got a little high-speed chase here Steve lawn mower DUI guy steals a cop car I'm down I'm ready ready sit listen he made a video a week ago it's called mud park whiskey weed and women with Steve Jessup these are really funny videos I'm gonna watch some of these that's great I know my rats I need to get back into watching sovereign citizen videos on YouTube all those and they're so repetitive well yeah that's why I probably am saying I need to get back into it is you can only watch like two and then you're like oh it's the same annoying [ __ ] saying the same thing but I have to wonder like because I don't know anything about the law is there anything for them to stain on is it possible to be here without being a US like citizen like I didn't opt into this can i sometime somehow say like you know what I'm a citizen of the world and I follow maritime laws no dance we relinquish your US citizenship that's a thing but then they're gonna have to put you in a camp do I not have to pay taxes if I understand this correctly they only put milk you're not allowed to have a job and therefore no income you know in that instance I would think right no no illegal immigrants have jobs in this country well they also don't pay taxes hey did we just come upon a great money-making scheme we become illegal immigrants boom and also started a church at the same time because I'm tired of a skipping over that plot point there in Catholicism right no I'm saying we need to start our church will become I'll buy into anything that's true like a virgin had a baby like I can't I can't even believe she got that over on Joseph much less a billion other people do that woman's lie has caused so many problems what has it been so horrible as she [ __ ] right does he had to be a virgin when they what have been so even the whole religion not be cool anymore if it was like yeah I'm the raw daughter of Jesus the most respected may be that he was absolutely shredded and still turned down [ __ ] that's what we should be impressed with Christ about he turned out he had up he had a horror right no he had Mary Magdalene who was probably all up on his job and she he kept saying yeah she was she was a prostitute he kept saying no and I'm saying that he must have had so much Ron's age gesh thrown his way and he kept turning it down I thought he didn't [ __ ] Mary Magdalene no I mean if he did it's on the Bible there's a whole lot of trust me there was no sex here in the Bible that I'm not buying the book of Mary and also he didn't like much Christ being a selfish lover you should watch I finished preacher by the way you turn my [ __ ] juice into wine I got a horrible UTI not the Witcher the preacher sorry yeah I finished that off that's a show where like they literally go back and they show you Jesus like banging this lady and leg then you know they grab his descendant in modern times and Humperdinck a Purdue hum Purdue yeah we watched that clip where he's like inbred [ __ ] he is an inbred [ __ ] I'm Purdue the final season that show was so pants on head and saying that even I had a hard time like like sticking it out I only continued to watch because I had purchased it vividly the guy with anus Malthe turned me off from the Shabbat whole mouth guy I had her watch him I tried to kill himself with a shotgun and he gave himself permanent butthole mouth it looks like a butthole and there's this hilarious scene where he's in a gas station bathroom taking a [ __ ] and he's very he's very innocent butthole mouth man and he's very religious but there's a gay guy next to him who keeps tapping his foot under the stall hey and he's like taps him back you know hey they're 12 he doesn't know what the foot tapping means uh-uh there's no idea give him a little tap back and the guy's like come on dude let's do this huh and you can't understand him cuz butthole mouth right he's like we're in a river you need some toilet paper and the guy's like what the [ __ ] did you say to do just put your mouth to the hole let's go come on huh nope mouth on the hole do let's go when he puts his butthole mouth right on the hole I think I goes whoa dude I said your mouth it's so gross because it looks just like a [ __ ] [ __ ] it's a bottle with teeth yeah it's it's real kind it's a real man it's a [ __ ] show like I it takes a lot to offend me but that show has offended me a few times it's just offended is pretty refreshing it's nice so North Korea promised us a Christmas gift and it seemed like a threat and Christmas came in past without one and now the military is on high alert after Christmas past without a gift from North Korea likely I don't know it creates full of [ __ ] right yeah they they say outrageous things I mean they're not going to see their nukes because they see the history of literally every country who's ever been told by the US - hey demilitarize and we're gonna be ok cumbers then we end up just dominating them in some [ __ ] so they're not gonna get rid of them but also yeah they're probably not doing any real [ __ ] what could they do what could they possibly do another University and they go into the ocean like isn't that the scariest thing they've done and even people in Japan were like watching you know their crazy-ass game shows did we have hurricanes the whole thing was going on it's a shame that I was I had my legal stuff going on and still but I was looking at what an air B&B of like a badass place cost in South Korea like during the height of the Missile Crisis hmm I was like you know what a bit tourism was down I checked and sure enough like badass like like you're in like a high-rise we're like all the walls or windows like you've got like the corner of like a high-rise and there's they've got those edgeless pools and stuff like that like places that you would imagine would be like $1500 a night or something they were like 280 350 [ __ ] like that it was so cheap to go there on like a baller vacation and I was thinking like can you do drugs in South Korea no they're very hard that's a real thing oh yeah yeah it's a real problem the mayor no marijuana there you're not thinking of Indonesia in South Korea - its South Korea - because I usually Philippines and Singapore a friend that once taught English to the South Koreans and she was like well no weed for two years that's the thing and I was like really you can't get it there's just like they'll lock you up it's like five years or something and I was like yeah glad we're past that it's more dangerous to drive high in Asian countries Oh dangerous private oh yeah yeah South Korea would be really cool to go if I were to pick one country over there to go visit I feel like Japan because I got like vending machines with weird [ __ ] in it obviously sushis probably the best cuz they're Japanese you can kill the girl yeah there's lots of cool stuff you can do in Japan hmm I would imagine I want to do one of those dolphin slaughtering do they have those still absolutely you know you can book it as an add-on to a carnival or they're smarter animals we could slaughter you know if we're gonna kill something that's kind of sentient like little people we said I was really a joke doesn't work if you don't sit I got out I really gotta rein myself dolphins number one right or doodoo boil artists and dolphins maybe whales yeah I know they're so close but yeah they got big-ass brains probably I don't [ __ ] know that's pretty smart right you know [ __ ] animals like lobster and crab you we should stop you know lobsters are immortal right did you know that that lobsters are immortal I did yeah yeah they will continue to grow until it gets to the point that their shell can no longer support them and then they will crush themselves under their own weight once they get so big I was at Red Lobster the other day those biscuits are amazing by the way and I saw one his little fellows and I was just like this one's not let him forever this one's living for the next I think the only one that's got maybe three days left here yeah give me the mean one give me the one with the eye patch I love that and that uh that Oh season two of the boys is coming to I think coming soon I think yeah I love that because there's already frame always funny headaches I ain't just the boys no it's just the boys okay I love when Aquaman like it tries to rescue the lobster he's like yeah give me that one in the book her she goes and does that thing when you cut right down the middle of their skull and insta-kill him and he's like ah yes yeah he's like shooting the [ __ ] with some stupid Lobster yeah how's it going yeah me too tastes great but it's also a very overpriced overrated food I think it's more expensive than crab and crab is way better the meat is sweeter there's more of it in a given like you know per weight of the animal like its crab is king over lobster for sure you know I don't know I had a I had a lobster pizza appetizer and that but then I also had like some crab linguini linguini 5050 for me I also had some raw oysters from that Lobster right I was sounding all the guys my friend didn't care I was like that you got raw oysters here and he was like we show do and I was like give me half a dozen let's go what are you pump on those bad boys you put Tabasco and in marinara I'm a little cocktail sauce on there just a little bit a little Tabasco and there's a horseradish a little dab a horseradish on there and I just scoop those [ __ ] up don't put them on a cracker or anything lame like that sometimes they're okay on the cracker if you put a bunch of cracks I want the full slug enos of the oyster two things one the boys is not announced a release date but people are theorizing summer of 2020 there's there's that and I agree that crab tastes better than lobster but lobster if you're not as skilled at D shelling is Taylor gives you more food for effort yeah we're games by something where it's already provided for you like like you know like crap cakes or no pigs are so good no no you're you're correct there crab cakes are good but I think crab cakes aren't as good as just the crab meat that you don't like if you use the crab as a butter shovel that's the top of the line right there this agreed do you like soft-shell crab like like weird like deep fried soft-shell crab love it they like take the crabs innards mix it with that breading and then stuff it back into his [ __ ] body and like cook it and then you eat out of his shell like it's a bowl yeah that should seen you imagine the human equivalent to that it's a person's torso with the arms and legs ripped off and the ribcage pulled a gape and it's just stuffed with all of our legs and arm meat that's been mixed with breading and stuffed into us and the head is just looking on and or as they as they look like dig out our innards out of our damn I'm hungry me great well that's four hours let's all go get some crab yes I got so much tendril in my fridge too much I have Thanksgiving leftovers which is pretty legit I threw the beef stroganoff away after I threw up were there any post words for my good friend all right we're good get quit blue chew pick them out hard did it can clean teeth yeah you have to guess which is for which pKa 471

Channel: WoodysGamertag

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Length: 236min 48sec (14208 seconds)

Published: Sat Dec 28 2019

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[u/CamoTheGod]

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[u/BestNameOnThis]

thank you god, the camo. time for weed, root beer, and pizza bites

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Big dick energy from Camo, thank you

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[u/mikejr96]

Thought Taylor was Boogie for a sec