Stealing DIAMONDS as a BABY THIEF in Minecraft!

my friends find an adorable lost baby on our minecraft server but what they don't realize is that this baby is a master thief she's so adorable that she can get away with anything but when one player finds out about her secret baby beast plans she's out to stop them by causing adorable trouble will this cute baby thief manage to steal from everyone on the server or will she be caught and sent to ultimate timeouts oh and be sure to like and subscribe look at this diamond i have here this is so great you know what i'm going to take a bunch of his stuff what um this is the one looks like oh no you took not only the gold but you're holding athmo gave me that give it back my own house i'm getting out of here i'm getting out of here before he catches me oh i didn't think he was gonna be there oh no oh no no no no no no no no no i see you hear something there's a thief in my house stealing my valuables and they're gonna pawn them in the black market i know it i know i don't know i didn't get a look at their face they're wearing a mask over here okay did anyone see a thief they looked they looked sly they had their evil beady little eyes [Music] but i don't find anything i didn't see anything i will say they weren't particularly tall i think you're telling stories again ian there you are i know it was you how do we know you didn't steal this stuff give me give me give me my diamonds give me my diamonds give me my diamonds yeah what are you waiting for oh no they're crying there's no way this cute baby's gonna be a thief seriously this baby broke into my house [Music] you're gonna tell me that this poor defenseless baby broke into your secure house and stole your diamonds i mean yes my house is secure don't worry we have to take care of it no you're so evil i don't know yeah how could she do anything evil yeah there's no way well just by looking at her fine ian if you're gonna be a meanie about this i'm just gonna take her to my house that baby that's so sweet there's no way that this baby's bad or a thief that is a bad thiefy baby i don't think it's that cute it's got a little bit of an evil sinister presence to it [Music] uh you know okay mac how about we go get some toys for the little one i think i might have something she might like you think you might have some toys yeah yeah i can find something that will cheer you right up all right yeah and we're gonna go make her feel better good all right guys ian i need you guys all alright see you in a bit i need you to watch her so that i can make her little bottle oh what i don't want to like that wouldn't you you're gonna have to because you've been so rude to her so you have to make it up to her okay but you're just going into the kitchen to make a bottle yeah it's fine it's fine oh what okay um so yeah okay i'm gonna leave you here with the baby i'm gonna go milk some cows cause i'm out of milk i'll be back it's okay i know he was a meanie but he's not gonna be a meanie anymore isn't that right ian i mean i'm not the one being mean it's the baby uh the baby hasn't done anything she's precious uh i'm gonna go find some cows bye but she's a bit no i don't like mmm go to my house you steal the gold you steal the diamond aphmau gave me because the only that that i have left is just it's just just nothing just emptiness it's just listen baby if you could just not hang on where'd the baby go baby baby baby where'd you go babies uh not not in the furnace okay not in the fireplace uh i uh what is this this is a secret layer secret base under oh kawaii chen has a secret base what's with all these empty item frames you think she'd put something in them but you know it's like beef quai chen qui attend this thief here i found the dick when did kweijin build all of this it's [Music] slippery okay now that that worked let's just see what's in here diamonds i see oh lucky lucky oh let's just take all of them every single one oh baby [Music] [Laughter] [Music] actually while i'm here let me change into baby okay all right oh there we go and i gotta get back in the house back in the house baby baby thief are you down there baby what oh there you are i knew it i knew it here's the thing [Music] the baby didn't even pick it up they're not even interested in it stop blaming the baby okay she just wants to play with something dear little one don't you want to play with a nice toy look at that you're cute let's see you keep blaming this baby for stealing diamonds and here you are stealing comments diamonds shame on you baby babies baby is punching me yeah well you're being a bad person you're harassing a baby i'm trying to catch a thief guys guys guys okay follow me i have the best idea for a baby okay i'm thinking the baby just needs some fresh air i'm watching pierce's house so i know that he has horses this way we can totally do the safest activity ever for a baby which is riding horses so pierce won't mind as long as nothing bad happens to his property he'll never know that we borrow the horses it's totally safe open the doors let's go oh i learned how to ride a horse when i was better nothing bad's happening she's just riding the horse you know until she decides to steal the horses okay you're going a little fast slow down you're going a little fast that's a that's a fascinating wait where's she going wait okay after her everyone's finally gonna look for her oh my god they're so silly wait a minute that was pierce's passion nice there we go wait a minute no no no no no no no no he sees me he's here how could he could he i don't see everybody where's his house no no no no no baby are you stealing pierce's things now what's that in your hand what's that in your hand is that piercing diamonds i knew it i knew oh oh you know what i'ma lock the door i'ma lock the door can't get out can't get out you are invert now you're gonna get a serious time out because i've got you trapped now and i'm what's that in your hand no no no put that up oh put it down the other other way no that that's a lot that's loud it's okay that's okay i can fix this i can fix this got that tnt got it where's that lid what was that sound oh oh my god i'm gonna be in so much trouble he told me to look after this house okay okay the thief did i found the thing i followed her this time in your hand she did it again that's not mine it's not hey you're just holding it for a friend i wasn't she's not my friend i are definitely not my friend she's an evil little thief it's not my flint and steel here mac you're watching the house can you put out the fires i'll get the thing oh my goodness uh where'd she go [Applause] look at all these diamonds i got all right guys so now we're going to find something to help keep the little one out of trouble i got the perfect thing that we can do with her come on i'm going to introduce her to kittens all right little one so let's get you something so you can be able to meet the cats take a little fish just a little fish don't mind it smells a little funny don't worry about that ready a little wild [Music] so [Music] [Music] oh there you are get back here get back here no no no no i'm gonna get him in baby trouble away from the nether portal baby baby no no that's a bad way baby no no baby what oh [Music] my entire face is gone uh who is evil by the way who's mean prankster thief may have ran through the nether portal what yep well you know there was a big hole in the side of noyes house i i had nothing to do with that by the way but uh you obviously blew up a hole my third floor is gone i did not third floor you had one job why do you keep giving me that job let's let's be honest guys i'm telling you there's like golden carrots and stuff here it's real cool there's more gold yeah but where's the baby i don't see a baby i know there's pigment everywhere it's a small baby what oh okay i had nothing to do with that um everyone grab a golden carrot okay okay okay um i don't even see the baby does anyone see the baby i see the baby where'd it go she's running away there you are baby oh i'm uh scold this baby and these pigmen are not leaving me alone [Music] well the baby just ran into the thing by herself it's not my fault that she's the little thief who wants to just sneak off wherever she wants to well you stop calling the baby a thief look at all these gems and diamond blocks and gold blocks and emeralds i have this is literally the best way to get treasure and diamonds and emeralds and gold [Laughter] i found your sacred face i'm taller you are baby no yes i am on to you and i'm gonna tell everyone about what you did and they're gonna believe me he understood that okay whatever let's try it again excuse you of course they're gonna believe me their good friend ian why would they believe you how did you know about that all right all right that's it that's gone far enough i'm coming up there i'm gonna get you okay uh let's try that again oh no take cover ha ha ha i can't get me behind this tree can you trim protect me okay oh this is mine i'm taking this back for sure goodness gracious what have you done baby no it's done it's done it's over i found your base i found all of your spoils that you've stolen from people and i'm going to tell everyone about it you are busted that's all i'm yelling about oh hey guys guess what dad why are you hitting us with arrows ian no no no no no no babe baby stop it stop it uh it's not me it's not me i'm serious i'm serious it's not me just ignore that just ignore that stop it building a secret base right house this is not my base this is the thief space it's finally coming true guys guys i can't find out then arrows coming from you i mean uh it's not coming from me it's coming from the thief and go baby thief which i present to you now you cannot trick us and look it right here there's a sign explain yourself with a baby even though how to write that i i didn't make that that is not true i caught the baby red-handed look she's even dressed like a thief you know what i think what i think you dressed up the baby as a little burglar because you just have been like wanting to prove it but you can't yes the sign does not mine this sign it's a fig it's a fraud how would it be even right ian yeah emeralds i only want gold you know this they're greedy you sabotage your base on top of it [Applause] yes you did it innocent cute little baby look at her she could never do anything wrong yeah you should know better but if you're on good behavior maybe we'll let you out sooner not not quiet do you still have cake at your house oh yeah i do none for you i love cake well you can't have any cause you've been bad cake is only for good boys and girls i'm a good boy i swear it wasn't me yeah you can say whatever you want but uh fact is you're here in jail how about we go get some cake guys yeah cake i love cake what are you doing baby it's all your fault get google is this for me google becca oh no one's never been this nice to me especially when i'm in jail but no one's ever gotten me a gift before and like and they're all mad at me they're supposed to be my friends and i just wanted to prove that it wasn't me and i don't i don't even know if you're the thief after all but what do you do what are you doing i don't i don't like that i don't like that guys guys you know i i don't need them i've got a new friend now and that friend is my new partner in crime i think we are going to make a good team and you know what you know the first thing i want to do oh thank you for getting me out of here you know the first thing i want to do is revenge oh yes we can ride off on the horses oh yes yes yes yes i'm excited let's let's do it partner [Music] oh you got the right idea baby let's do it thanks for being my friends losers [Laughter] this cake is really good wait what's that enjoy a little [Applause] let's go do it to others houses [Music] bye mary's house my house don't you dare touch pierce's house he's trusting me with that bye pierce's house good to be back

Channel: Aphmau

Views: 8,555,355

Rating: 4.7921185 out of 5

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Id: I0T0pDUaBtE

Length: 19min 56sec (1196 seconds)

Published: Sun Nov 29 2020