Spider-MILF and Spider-Man are (kinda) Cool. Marvel Legends Renew your Vows

what makes spider-man figure so great what even is the best spider-man figure it's spider-man season you know what that means more spider-man figures this new anniversary line for spider-man by hasbro has come under recent uh coming to my attention yeah now if you've been on instagram or tech talk like at all you'd see many people finding this marvel legends spider-man and spinner at 2-pack in target stores literally [ __ ] everyone not me though cause [ __ ] me i guess but with the help of my good friend calcium father i now have this two pack and i have the iron spider so we'll take a quick look at that too normally i'm not much of a hasbro marvel legends reviewer i think there's plenty of people who do that already but with all the hoopla surrounding this set i figured i'd take a look at him make sure they didn't [ __ ] it up it seems that whatever new action figure comes out collectors always get excited about a new spider-man figure i mean you give marvel collectors a choice between a full-grown woman and a spider-man toy they'll pick the spider-man toy in a heartbeat not like they know anything about women in the first place i mean these are the same guys who pay a hundred dollars for a spider-man 3-pack but then shiver at the mere thought of buying some new deodorant for their smelly asses like me [Music] yeah we know that already we kind of buy a lot of spider-man figures in fact we have so many we have a hard time deciding on which one is the best one and then hasbro releases this 2-pack which is already dubbed the best spider-man of all time and no one talks about spinneret because marvel collectors girls and has hasbro made the best spider-man figure to date no but it's a lot better than i thought it would be yeah i'm gonna keep it a bug 50. i don't think this is the best spider-man figure at all in fact it's not even in the top three not to say that it's bad in fact it's quite good just let me explain myself with now unfortunately i'm gonna have to talk about hasbro's latest what the [ __ ] moment and that's this six-sided abomination right here that's right hasbro's windowless packaging and i don't like it he stinks and i don't like him let's ignore the fact that figure swappers are gonna have a field day with these types of boxes what really brings my piss to a boil is the fact that hasbro's using this type of packaging to cheap out ever since this anniversary land came out there's been a [ __ ] ton of just [ __ ] inexcusable quality control problems yeah that kinda shouldn't be a problem since you raised the prices on marvel legends again best believe i especially have a [ __ ] problem with it that [ __ ] [ __ ] sucks i resent your packaging has bro [ __ ] you and i will rip their asses to shred over it but that's a video for later [Music] enough stalling this is what you came here to see so what do i think about these two figures i think they're pretty good very acceptable figures here are they worth the 55 dollar price tag jesus christ i you better hope so so now we're gonna do the most logical thing and look at the spider-man figure first just kidding [ __ ] you looking at spinner at first yeah i'm a dick and yeah i think this figure is cool but nothing really special for those who don't know this is mary jane from another universe in which she's married to peter parker and has a daughter she even gets called a milf in this storyline which is the funniest thing i've ever seen and that's what i'm going to call her from now on spidermilk because it's funny so i could go on about how she got her powers it's because her costume pretty much just borrows some of peter's powers when they're close together but most of you don't care i mean you probably just bought this set for the spider-man hey listen you bought this set for spider-man i bought it for spider milf we are not the same and by far the best part about this figure is this head sculpt this one specifically we'll get to the other one later i love how the hair looks look at that hair bun that [ __ ] looks good and popular hairstyle amongst many middle-aged stressed out woman and look at that face that's honestly impressive this is the first smiling head i've ever seen that doesn't creep me out and the pain is so so clean like whoa hasbro you did this it's so clean in fact i uh i wonder why the rest of it isn't that clean yeah the white paint isn't really that good in fact they kind of [ __ ] up in a few areas like right here where they forgot to connect the lines from the top to the bottom or when the lines go over the white section it's really a shame when the paint is cleaner on the back of the figure and her stupid [ __ ] elf shoes that may sound like nitpicking but this [ __ ] is in a 60 cent and i guess if you want to split the value this spinneret's worth like 30 bucks and no i don't think this is worth 30 dollars especially when for the same price you can get this awesome looking fortnite for like don't get me wrong i think this is still a fun figure to have i mean like it's [ __ ] spider move dude i just think what they're asking for it is kind of pushing it a little but what about spider-man the figure most of you actually care for not me though spider-man supremacy how good is he and is he the best spider-man figure to date the answer is yes and no i gotta say this is a really cool spider-man figure the torso is reused from the retro spider-man that came out like a year ago everything else is brand new though which finally makes this mold 100 unique which is kind of how it should have been in the first place but you know beggars can't be choosers the thing i like the most about this figure is how vibrant the red is and the black webs and black paint overall is very very clean it kind of makes me wonder what the [ __ ] happened with spinneret they also gave this body bigger shoulders which looks way more natural than how we previously did and it makes the proportions look that much better but i gotta say this may just be a personal thing i think this body is a bit too big for spider-man but we'll get to that later look at the eyes they're shiny that is awesome see it's stuff like this that makes the figure worth what we're paying for it not even the mafix has that and although this head looks very similar to the hobgoblin wave spider-man it's actually completely different the blue is also much darker which makes the red look even brighter and here's problem number one i have with this figure the symbol is just too damn big i don't know what the hell you feeding him but he is too damn big kind of like the figure itself oh [ __ ] oh i went there the symbol is just too big and i don't like it and no it's not accurate to renew your vows in that comic book the symbol is so small it's almost slightly bigger than my penis the rest of the figure is painted very well also i don't like this the freaking iliac crest or whatever the [ __ ] it just sticks out too much and it doesn't look natural this is something the first appearance spider-man did better okay almost [Music] no more no more pain no more more just gotta move on now i'm going to take away your virginity [Music] i think if the belt was higher it would do a better job of hiding it i don't know i don't like it i don't like this ab crunch either but we'll get to that later look at these pinless arms and legs well look at that it's like you're actually using the tech that people ask for ain't that [ __ ] crazy the back spider looks okay and then you bend the arms forward and it i i guess it does a good job of extending but then they didn't paint the blue all the way through the joint which is like are you [ __ ] kidding me must you penny pinch this much it's funny how the rest of the figure is super smooth and then he has these random wrinkles on his ass it looks like he should have worn his brown pants but overall i like the sleek finish they gave this figure it feels very nice oh my god look articulated grippers oh my god oh oh dude oh oh this shit's overrated spinneret comes with five accessories fists punch the bad guys flip hands or i get how hands and wall crawling hands which are brand new at least i think they're brand new i don't know they reuse [ __ ] all the time i'm just glad it's not this [ __ ] again the thing is you can't even use these that much because spinneret's not that posable but you know it's whatever uh why didn't you paint the inside of her glove that's kind of an important part of her costume and i just straight up didn't put it there on any of the hands couldn't add a little bit of red paint man i mean we're only paying 60 it's no big deal thought we wouldn't notice but we did but let's get a look at that mary jane head and you know it actually looks kind of nice they're using the face print technology on the comic heads now and i think that's a good move this head is reused because of course it is actually it seems like her bangs cover her forehead more than the old version i think i like the old version more but i mean they're both pretty good spider-man also comes with five accessories we got fists thwippers and wall crawlers pretty much what every spider-man figure should come with i just hope hasbro smartin makes these hands standard what no dude no no no and here's the peter parker head also reused from the spiderman and mj2 pack the first spider-man mj2 pack but like the mj figure they added the digital printing to the face and i think it looks really good because of it i don't have a regular peter parker head so i'm glad i have this i mean it's a good amount of accessories but this is what pretty much every other marvel legends comes with but at least they didn't forget about mj this time last time they didn't give her [ __ ] anything but let me know what else they could have included [Music] you know for all the articulation this figure has the head kind of sucks his head's on a dumbbell joint which i like but the problem is they put the joint way too [ __ ] deep in the neck so i'm sorry but this cut you put in the back of the neck won't do anything because the joint's too [ __ ] deep for her to look up any further than this and then his head's floating what is he [ __ ] rayman the head articulation should be good but unfortunately it isn't but he's got armpit joints which actually don't move forward that much they move back a lot though the arms can't go up past this now the bicep cut is kind of weird they kind of just didn't put it all the way in or something because as you can see there's like a tiny gap but then uh oh the plastic is super soft hasbro can you please stop using soft-ass plastic for this part of the figure i wouldn't be surprised if this [ __ ] breaks like my gore figure and then he has double jointed elbows which are pin list thank god and then you got your wrists and then you got your diaphragm joint which doesn't crunch forward that much with the ab crunch you can get this far which isn't bad but they can crunch the other way more so like what i don't like this ab crunch either i think they should have just done a ball jointed waist like the mafix figure and then you crunch it forward in the back looks like this which is a lot even their first appearance spider-man goes more forward than this and then just to kind of bring down the mood even more this figure's supposed to have drop down hips but they don't feel uh like they work this is how high his leg goes without fully extending the leg and then here's it with it shifted down i see no difference beautiful spread thighs knees and calves swivel very cool i really like these new legs because they're sturdy the old legs used to just warp all the time so i'm glad they fixed that foot hinge and then oh my god articulated toes first time in marvel legends except beast had it and imports have always had articulated toes but you know what this is cool still it would be awesome if you made it standard among all marvel legends what no dude no this figure is fine it's fine but i want you guys to see that the peter head even with the hair looks up more than the actual masked head he still looks like rayman spinneret's head articulation is way better than peter's her head sits pretty high in the neck and it's on a hinge so that combined she looks up literally all the way and she can look down all the way honestly this shit's pretty impressive i wasn't expecting this and then the rest of the articulation is what you expect but then i have the same problem with peter where the plastic is really soft right here hasbro you really gotta cut this [ __ ] out man why would we we already got your money [ __ ] double jointed elbows i'm glad they finally came around question is what took him so long and why did you stop uh okay i'm not gonna lie we kinda messed up on that one please don't make that video too late what the [ __ ] is that the torso is your standard female torso so it moves okay the crunch is abysmal but then it goes backwards more i'm sensing a pattern here what this figure needs is a joint at the waist to make her crunch more forward and these are the new female legs which i like a lot because they're thicker for one thing and just like the spider-man they're very sturdy so these will not get warped anytime soon unlike the old female body mold which was absolutely terrible but then there's these seams on the thigh and ah and then the rest of the articulation is okay i can't lie and say that these figures aren't really fun to mess around with they're just very fun to have [ __ ] around literally what we're gonna look at the spider-man first since that's what all you nerds want to see anyway here he is next to captain america and iron man here he is with the big three aka the best marvel comics characters ever and if you disagree you're probably five years old here he is next to his amazing friend and his best friend in the entire world no it's not deadpool read a comic green goblin and dr octopus my custom retro and my mayfex carnage who thinks your dick is this big here he is next to mary jane and gwen stacy and here he is next to the very first retro-carded spider-man and the ultimate spider-man this is a great improvement so uh yeah good job i guess the hobgoblin wave spider-man head does fit on here but it looks really small and it just doesn't look right there's no gap when you move the head up though so like what the [ __ ] and then here he is next to superior spider-man and ben reilly and i really want to see a head swap between these two because ben reilly never had these small eyes in the comics yeah i never liked the retro head to begin with so i don't really like this however i do like this finally he actually looks like himself i'm probably gonna leave this head on him i'm not leaving this retro head on this spider-man though [ __ ] that here he is next to the symbiote spider-man and uh he's bigger i kind of don't like that this is the peter parker head that came in the craven 2-pack it's the same peter head that it came with it's just uh it has bruises all over his face and i kind of dig this you can put ben reilly on there too i don't know why but you can and here's the amazing fantasy 15 head on this figure i don't like it it looks too small and pinheaded and if you're wondering what the arena your vows head looks on the amazing fantasy figure i am mrs nesbit and here he is next to the amazing fantasy 15 spider-man and the mafix spider-man as you can see he's taller than both of them you may think these figures are just short but no this one to your valve spider-man is actually a bit too tall in my opinion too big in general in fact if i take him out and put in the amazing 15 spider-man he looks a lot better in my opinion i don't know i never liked spider-man being this buff like he's bigger than johnny like that's not right maybe next to venom he looks okay but he's a decent amount bigger than green goblin which i kind of don't like i think the amazing fantasy spider-man works a lot better in scale but now it's time for the men to get a look at the figure that really matters here is spider milf next to the toys r us mary jane and the retro go and stacy here's the toys arrest head on the spinneret body and i gotta say this looks pretty cool her hair changes multiple times in the comics so you can make this work if you read the comic you'd know that this is the mary jane head that came with the retro gwen stacy and this is the spinner at mary jane head on the old body i wish this would work but unfortunately the skin tone does not match so when the dust settles what do i think of this set i don't know it's okay i guess the spinneret is just a standard female marvel legends these days but i can't lie and say didn't have a lot of fun posing with her around i mean bro it's spidermilf and her storyline is actually really cool renew your vows is actually kind of a wholesome comic like i kind of wish the main universe spider-man was like this so yeah i think spider-milk is pretty cool oh oh you mean spider-man oh okay i got you yes believe it or not i think this spider-man's kind of all right toe joints really clean paint overall just a good figure this is definitely the best hasbro spider-man except he isn't that belongs to this guy the toe joints are really the only thing separating these two so i'll go more in depth on this topic in a later video and that price almost 60 dollars after shipping and or tax that's straight up ridiculous i mean in 2016 a three pack used to be 60 but now this [ __ ] is and this is coming from a guy who actually likes spider milf and actually likes the story she's coming from most of you bastards just want this set for the spider-man and there's even people paying 60 just for the spider-man itself what [ __ ] idiots i'm sorry but for this price i'd rather spend the extra money and get myself a mayfix and in fact the new bright-colored mafix spider-man is 60 dollars you know what would have made this pack worth sixty dollars if they threw a nanny who's annie you ask only their daughter if you read the comic you would know that so because the pain isn't as clean as it should be because of the soft plastic because of the price and the various defects other people have been having no i don't think this set is worth 60 dollars it's not bad but i think it's overrated don't forget spider milk supremacy baby [Music] you

Channel: Spider Criminal

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Keywords: Marvel, Spiderman, Spider-Man, Mary Jane, Spinneret, Renew your vows, Marvel Legends, Funny, Figure

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Length: 18min 35sec (1115 seconds)

Published: Thu Sep 15 2022