Hello everybody, I'M HOME *Cue "Space is Cool"* YAHHHH!!! I'M FINALLY BACK HOME!!! Oh man you guys dont know how long its been for me trying to get back here You don't know what an arduous journey it has been I mean, I love Bob and I'm so glad I was able to visit him in D.C. But MY GAWD Getting here has been has been a fffffffricking nightmare So I'm home, yes. So I'm finally gonna be able to play, "No Man's Sky" Which is a game I've been looking forward to for a while And I actually saw Bob play it, back when I was over visiting him And we got it like- it was like midnight during the launch date And we just opened it up and it was just like <3 Mark Fangirls <3 ["So Cool" Counter: 1] So like this whole game is just gonna be me going <3 Mark MEGA Fangirls <3 ["So Cool" Counter: 2] So yeah, look forward to a lot of that That's gonna happen So anyways I have not played it for myself But I got a basic understanding of it because of what I gathered from um uhhh Bob here And what your gonna see here is my kind of unedited journey into the world of "No Man's Sky" And the point of "No Man's Sky" If I were to glean any sort of meaning From what it is The point is to represent, like, the feeling...the-the immense like unimaginable Magnitude of the cosmos like I don't know I haven't read any reviews about the game I haven't really read up on any of the meta of the game Or the lore of the game or anything like that But just from what I saw From Bob playing It's about this gloriously huge... IMMENSELY ENORMOUS...(dick jokes) *Sound of computer interrupting quietly* ...Universe with which you are dropped into Procedurally generated from start to finish Ok? I'm on f-fff Feigheso-Nik Isdik *giggle* Sounds like the space core Ohh I'm so excited ohhhh man repair required, ok. So I got the basic premise of the beginning of this game uh ok thank you I got a jet pack So what I am going to be showing you guys is kind of Ok. Good At least we have that So basically you're stranded on a planet(robot voice rudely interrupts Mark's sentence) Ok Planet Feigheso-Nik Is-Dick heheh is-dick Good thing I am on planet is dick or else I wouldn't have a good time while I'm here But you're stranded on a planet and you have to use your like multi-tool to try to find your way back into space, which is the first objective, and probably what I am going to do in this episode here, but right here, something very interesting, cuz Reality seems to fold in on itself. One moment I can see debris, in another a vast red orb, almost too large and too bright to behold. It knows me, inside and out, more than I ever could know myself. Could this be the face of creation itself? Or in my hazy freshly-awakend state am I being manipulated? A name burns itself into my mind: Atlas. And a request made without words that I should follow the path this being This Atlas has set for me. You know, uhh what's interesting about this is Bob chose to spurn the direction and explore freely Which will be totally fine But... from what I've gathered There is an idea that there is something at the center of the universe And I believe this thing will set you on a path to go there, and that's kinda what I want. I don't know if I am ever even gonna get to the center of the universe I don't even know if that's a thing that's possible Because the universe in this game is so unbelievably big Much like our universe is so unfathomably big That I kinda want to accept it's guidance for now Or not... There we go. I feel suffused with the warm glow of approval. I was lost, but now am found. The Atlas acknowledges my allegiance Oh shit, did I just allegizice myself to something? ok So what ever that did I'm not 100% sure but it sets you on a path that might be going to the center of the universe and so you have your laser here BRRRWAMMM and you just gotta destroy the planet to gather crap uh, like carbon and stuff that you need to be able to get back home and you used these base things uh, for iron and such such as you get things that you need and your mining laser can overheat oh, find your crashed starship well I know where my crashed starship is it's right there how can anyone- oh shit, my scanners damaged -how could anyone uh, miss it Can I run?? woah What was that?? oh, ok alright then Helllooooo :) ruazumama aight Thrusters critically damaged Vital launch and landing gear system ok So I need to get enough materials to be able to repair these things for this You need 4 carite sheets, uh which you craft here But I don't have enough because they require more iron so basically the beginning phase of this just gonna be a lot of uh, gathering materials and also exploring this planet because this planet is completely unique to every other planet in the universe Or maybe not completely unique You might find similar planets But every procedurally generated Right down to the plants Right down to the animals It's like the Spore creature creator There's worlds out there that have horrifying Dick monsters I guarantee it Im like that guy from Mens Warehouse I guarantee there's some planets Or many planets with dick monsters of completely varying size, shape, and girth *while laughing* so if you want to look forward to something like that Then that's what you get Also I need zinc and heridum Theres a bunch of stuff that i need and I'm going to go get it eventually But for right now I'm just gonna explore uh the baser things here So there's like Cargo drops That you can get ohh I don't know what that is I don't know why that is Atlas pass, i don't know what that is either nothing found well thank you for that ahhh plutonium good, exactly what I needed nothing! great, I'm so glad these useful drops, were put here for me ok, thats broken what is this? Deflection Enhancement Tau..? ok for the starship ok man, that needs a lot of materials I don't have any of that But there's something over here how do i run?? wooah Please tell me that wasn't run ok whatever huggheeeeeeee puthu ok some people will probably be upset that they didn't complete the job on that one You've learned the Vy'keen word for 'interloper' now the Vy'keen thing is instresting the Vyy'keen thing not viking thing and also the plants have the silicate stuff and all that jazz God damn it Is it the field of view like turn up really high?? am I zoomed in on something? Or am i just looking really closely at everything on the screen I dunno it seems like everything a lot closer than it was hugheeeeee ok, so that's nothing how about this phfttughaaa I don't know have a scanner yet I need to get enough materials to be able to be able to scan something But that comes later *hhhhrrrg* is this gonna zap everything on the planet.. Eventually I'll get down to the core and blow up the entire existence of where ever the hell we are on is dick planet is dick, ok Hello! Hi! Who are you?? Can I help you??? Are you a friend? uhhhhh ok bye thank you Did you just sterilize me or something? Did you shoot me with gamma las-lasers?? ok, torch ok so there's uhhhhh, let's see how do I repair things? options?? nooooo..? oh, waypoint's discovered I don't know... I don't know Oh man, see im in a system too Like I'm in a solar system, so, my specific star has a certain number of planets in it so there maybe be other planets in this system But i wouldn't know that until i get up into space which I'm so eager to do causes it's so cool ["So Cool" Counter: 3] now i don't know about the longevity of this game but right now, it's so cooool ["So Cool" Counter: 4] *mark fangirling about how cool it is.* Ugh I can't imagine it! I'm sorry! Im not even in space yet and I'm freaking out about it Its just that, i know that there are a lot of games that are going to be coming out are supposed to be like this and recent space There's like this one, ah man I forget the names of them Im, um terrible with names But theres a couple of games That area supposed to be about space exploration and all that stuff and this is- the first one that has come out thus far uh, but there's more on the way and I don't know what each of them is going to be but the fact that there's more space games coming out, is just ughhhhhh It tickles my soul I wanna go to space so badly Alright, but I'll be there in a second. Also, um... Okay, so I Think I have enough to be able to... ...Oh.. I'm sorry, can I help you? What're you doing? Okay, so I need to... ...how the frick do I... what is... Can you go away, please? Okay That's not it- tha- oh, here we go, Controls. That's what I needed Okay, so... *Markiplier listing out controls* Inventory, thats right I need to press on Big do daddy button so, hang on Boink Alright, that's what I needed so, I need to go to my exo suit and i need to repair the exo suit??? no, my tool. no I need to repair this Which I have there we go So now I got- my scanner and my analysis visor So the analysis visor is whats gonna help me, uh oh nooo?? oh is whats gonna help me scan different things in the environment by uh, there we go What is that?? YESSS YESSS Aibilum Auralitasum ok?! Cool. I don't know what that do oOOOOOohhHHH Boink! Odefortera Cigeratium oh *giggles* then you just analyze things *while laughing* Kumforia *still laughing* Kumforia?!?!? oh ok. Sure! Im ok with that oh man, ohh. Why is the screen like cut off on the sides for me??? I think, i think whats wrong is.. Ohhh, thats why Cause I was zoomed in, never mind Im freaking out about absolutely nothing over here *euchhhhhhh* I need your delicious carbon Excuse you?? *weird moan noise* The hell was that? There's also animals On these planets On the planets that are capable Hello? *weird bird nose* Birbs??? On the planets that are capable of- of Cool, Thamium9. On the plants that are capable of uh, harvesting life There are animals, and there all procedurally generated I don't think i'll be lucky enough to spawn on the... *more weird bird noises* Holy shit. Good god, what is going on out there?! uhh ok Also.. Yeaahh thats how you launch uh, I don't think there's any running but definitely uhh some stuff here.. Did I get- uh I already gathered these, ok so what i need to do is I need to- - uh what I need to go out and i need to go find more rare minerals and there's something STOP MOANING IN MY EAR Why did i have to get the planet of the moans?!??! cause everyone's moaning about planet is dick alright eh so anyway, oh wait hang on i need to scan this How do i scan?? There we go oOOOOOooo look at you Why do you move?? Hizone! Gipsourage-ge *more markipler noises that are hard to translate* sorry buddy you seemed like you could move, which probably meant your some sort of intelligent But not intelligent enough to get away from my laser And also my mining beam is out of charge so what i need to do, is i need to.. Zip Zap my zippy- *weird noise that scared(?) mark* oookk? The hell is going- What're you doing?? What are you?? Ima scan you Are you something that I should blow up?? I mean Bob blew it up but this one doesn't seem to be attacking me very much So i'm just gonna operate under the assumption that you're peaceful And that everything is total fine ok, so over here.. I saw something No?? uh man, apparently not Oh god this is gonna take forever to destroy ah I'll go after the easier targets And I'll take these- like these small cactus like things They just blow up- I hate the way they shake before they blow up *while laughing* NO PLEASE. OH GOD and then kaboom and then they're gone forever oh jeez, hello What is you? Analyzing Oph-Ophoaeum Um--umllumberium I think they're just making shit up now I'm pretty sure I don't know what the intelligence for- HELLLoooOO WHAT ARE YOU?? OH Junt- ah it's temperament is shy come back here Junounpoli Gophelnat oh hoo, your too cute!! Don't run from me... ...even though I'm a big, terrifying monster- look at you! *squees at the extraterrestrial cuteness* Aw look at you!! :)) Aw you're too cute! :) Aw I'm gonna name you. Just give me a second- I need to name ya I need to name ya, like individually Because when you discover things because everthing's randomly generation You have the right to name them Which is kinda cool, wow it is cold as shit How did it get so cold?! And what the hell am i supposed to do about that?? Can i do anything about it being cold?? ok so, these big- for some reason There's big piles of gold out on the surface I don't know why, I don't know why there be Man, but why is it so *weird noises Night here is terrifying apparently God damn it, what's with the- there must be more animals searching around but i don't have time to let it bother me I have to get this gold and get going Cuz you gotta get materials of all sorts to be able to do the things that you need to do. And pretty much everything can be destroyed And I don't know- Like, I don't know what kind of planet I would land on where there'd just be a giant stack of gold jutting out from the ground and then my fir- *Ominous noise* My first instinct is to blast it with a laser away but then again I don't know what sort international economy is going on here, because the Vy'keen once we'll get into space you'll see like, Me- me and bob when we were first jettison into space like, i didn't see much pass out but it was just *mark fangirling about how cool* HOOOO OH MY GAWD and then there- pla- there were uh, ships up there and then, then he died and it was really stupid because he picked a fight with someone that he shouldn't have picked a fight with Annnd that was his fault because he's dumb And also not very smart But me, Im equally as dumb So i imagine that I'm gonna make similar mistakes and good god it is cold WOooAAhh What are you? ooo hello oooo Abject Gophelnat??? That's a good name for you. congratulations on being well named first off i don't have to kill you now woah, hello. ah, oo what is that? oo there's something down there huuughh Is it like a cargo deposit? something like that- oW my ankles *laughs* Why did that happen? I guess you're not supposed to fall from great height.. Is that plutonium?
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