So they updated Mario Kart... but.....

we're all aware that Mario Kart 8 after its release in the 1800s has finally received a brand new update and of course we all know what's in it and of course we all know that causes sensory overload at the maximum so considering this chaos is bound to ruin a couple of friendships I brought the usual boys together for a routine chaotic Meetup and it went exactly as you'd expect so we're starting at 200cc race the fastest humanely possible as well right the windows DC is genuinely very bad all right let me do it like that then all right so hear me out hear me out booze only what the [ __ ] dude you just like imagine you have your own boo but I use my boo to steal your boo but you're shut the [ __ ] up we should cancel our session and just have a roast Evie session just bully him for the next hour okay okay I'm just imagining the the IQ bell curve right here like that's very bottom of it only booze uh the middle of the bell curve what the [ __ ] why only booze that sounds stupid as hell but then the top like the very like right side of the bell curve booze only now you're probably wondering selfish why is there a PNG image of my cat slowly developing the screen no reason at all I'm just transitioning to the sponsor wait why am I on the screen now that's because I'm showing off my brand new sofas merch after all this time the world domination tea Taylor Made for sophisticated individuals such as yourself who it's nothing more than to take over the entire galaxy and look great while doing so it's something that I've always dreamed of people wearing an extremely comfortable shirt with a super Suave design that I myself came up with I finally know how my grandma feels but anyways these bad boys are limited we're only making 50 of these and then they'll be sold out for good and they'll only be available until January 7th that's around two and a half weeks after the moment this video goes live Boss Battles the boys who I've partnered up with for this project will keep you notified throughout every single step from the second you pre-order to the frame that gets sent your way it's super soft made with 100 cotton and I think it'll look great on you see here's what you look like with it on so take a trip over to boss battles.gg sophist Link in the description and place a pre-order to achieve world domination today once again that's boss battles.gg sophist and of course thank you all for making a stupid dream of mine come true all right then we'll just start with the classic blue shells only let's begin how cursed is this yeah I trust you the out speed oh God [Music] I can't get out of the eighth place it's like [Music] uh time to just like hold on to my blue shells what happens if I get in first obviously gonna get first I use this exactly what I expected would happen oh boy it's always a jump scare seeing Evie's knee in the distance how about you eat this ratio oh my God bro Bye Bye Bird farewell well here comes every single blue show in existence oh somehow you're like I I I I I can't see what's going on yeah um where's the epilepsy warning oh here they come here they come into the tornado meme oh my God there's so many of them wait how am I supposed to Hot Potato this no no I need it back up I I thought oh my God I'm going I'm going forward not anymore sophisticated Society with another W let's go if W so big Daisy came out of the Wario W door how does only bananas sound that's boring bro you love Donkey Kong bananas easy correlation come on I'm sure you guys are ready for a nice helping of potassium no oh should you give up the daisies I have in exchange for Isabel sure fine you know that's a good point Isabelle's a good character as well a good option [Music] oh I should like I was like very hesitant about using my boo I should just use that instantly crazy all right third please I'm getting only booze where's my lightning yeah I mean I mean six surely it's willing to give me Lightning it's gonna be very difficult like coming up like I'm only I haven't gotten a single lightning in this game wait a second I got my first lightning of the game I think I stole it I I think I stole it from you so much means which means it's time it's time for lightning to go off oh hey it's over I just got my lightning though come on come on come on come on [Music] okay well now I'm just gonna be even further behind now although I'm not really that far behind honestly unless of course I just fifth uh fifth place still man how are you guys like all fighting for first the second and third I'm just like struggling for sixth and fifth you know me and Nick are struggling for second that's all it is let's go all of them I miss all of them as well don't worry it's not not just you oh here they come here come everybody with all the items except okay time to like make my way oh my God I got lightning than 12th Place man well I guess uh yeah I am dead last with zero Stars oh wait a second I know this one this is a Double Dash stage a lot of shortcuts so a lot of cheating especially oh how am I oh come on there we go Bullet Bill baby yeah very very skillful of you well done man let's go I hit somebody I hit a baby on the road wait that sounds pretty bad actually there's a third place okay that's better than six that's better than fifth it's definitely better than dead last I'll take it Double Dash because the Bowser [ __ ] well I hit on two are you silly baby wow both me and Nick are bad at the game who would have thought somebody left bullet bills on somebody here left bullet bills on I wonder who oh it's like a bull Bill okay never mind this is fine well everybody got [ __ ] bull Bill except for me and now I'm in 11. huh oh I have no idea how to play this one well it sounds like a skill issue if I'm being honest well time just start gameplay what's up five bird you're not funny well I am funny there's a reason why I have several people subscribed to me [Music] I think that's all your shells though all the targets straight for birds [Music] what I had a red shot going straight for burn but hit somebody else's Red Shell so it canceled out oh my God I'm getting stuck back here by people throwing all their triple red chills what the [ __ ] man [ __ ] you no hey no let me back up I think I'll be back faster if I let like get me back up yeah sincerely after oh now I got no items either okay it's doomed I'm just dead I'm in last place again all right yeah I I didn't get last last place but like come on I just got fully permanently stuck in the very back okay let's do baby park again back to Baby park that's the the one I can win on at least so watch as I get two wins in baby Parks two wins in baby parts oh yeah here I am me and my element baby parking maybe if this is you I'm crazy uh it seems you're crazy not in the good way though come on just trying to get my Boost come on I'm trying to go [Applause] oh man I'm literally I'm sorry Prince [Music] it'll be nice if I wasn't just getting hit by I swear to God nobody is getting hit by these red shells in the back but me crazy for some reason I don't know why but really feels like I'm the only one getting hit by Red shells even in last place with the fruit nation's in third he's making come on why is this so damn difficult man so hey Gamers out there any of you guys played this uh small Niche indie game called undertale [Music] what is this leading to exactly bullet hell bullet hell's the joke [Music] [ __ ] I got hit oh my God I got hit as well dog I I call you a [ __ ] but I'll just be calling to kill a black if I'm being honest [Music] oh sniping oh wait a second I got like barely uh there's so many green shells all over the place oh baby Rosalina's out nice see oh okay I see well I'll hit the the thing with the guy crazy and I lost all of my things immediately ah this place is fine nice right in front of Nick let's go I'll take it I'll take it I'll take it I'll take it that okay now now hear me out hear me out we do that again but 50c that's as slow as possible baby speed on baby Park we're basically just gonna be like on the Disney World ride you know what uh evil Sonic says gotta go slow whatever the [ __ ] that is oh boy slow what is this it's slow time it's so slow oh my God now we get to like really relish all these green shells all over the place let's like drop these backwards he didn't hit me I feel so slow like it's so different from what was before this is very painfully slow yeah this is horrible oh wait it got hit nice but apparently I just got sniped while I'm in the eighth place gotcha I got you [ __ ] gotcha Vern now this this is a game mode where I can keep up with people and assuming I just don't get hit 18 million times to get put in the last place and then I'm in 10th Place I'm getting smacked by everybody come on [Music] come on all right all right so only red team gets mushrooms blue team only gets blue shells okay that's my type of item let's go away I actually don't know a friendly fire how friendly fireworks I don't think Friendly Fire is on oh my god well it feels like my kneecaps are finally just like freed oh hey Vern what's up okay [Music] uh never mind apparently you're just great in this amazing game experimenting so going blue shells and just like time it out a little bit throw it another one oh [ __ ] me just like wait a moment [Music] [Applause] yeah it seems like you guys are still winning too okay can I get a little bit above last place this time that's the big question here why is this so freaking difficult man wait Evie is that you would last please yes it is because I'm here to notice amazing wow [Music] well obviously he's just not carrying hard enough is the thing I guess I just don't have the cart in me man foreign [Music] [Music]

Channel: Sophist

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Keywords: Mario kart update, sophisticated eevee, king of skill mario kart, alpharad mario kart, choctopus mario kart, mario kart blue shells only, mario kart item customization, mario kart 8 deluxe, mario kart 8 funny moments, mario kart 8 booster course, mario kart 8 dlc, mario kart 8 switch

Id: Rla4kxfVZDA

Length: 12min 45sec (765 seconds)

Published: Wed Dec 21 2022